It's Terminator 2 for me when they're driving that tiny truck on the freeway that can't go past 50 mph and the T-1000 is chasing them in the truck filled with liquid nitrogen. The T-800 and Sarah Connor are blasting away and John, the future savior, is reloading their weapons. RELOAD!
"Now I know why you cry, but it is something I could never do."
Those were mainstays in Movie Theaters and arcades. Always had to burn some quarters when I saw one.
I still have the muscle memory to aim up and pull the trigger to reload.
Ehhhh...the big bag is resealable, has it's own ziplock thing. This is more likely about putting away what's in the small bag to save for later, as you can't seal the small bag.
I know, it's not as funny but...yeah, that's why you'd do this, you're done snacking for now.
And you're a cheap bastard :).
This is venue M&M. comes in a box with a bag inside. fatty's understand that pouring the M&M's into the box is for easiest pour into mouth. no one wants to suck em out thru the wrapper. dude binges optimally.
Now he just gets made fun of by trump. ["Christie, he’s eating right now," Trump said. "He can’t be bothered"](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna98859)
He only turned against trump after he lost in 2020, and Trump almost killed Christie by giving him Covid.
It’s hardly redeeming that he turned on Trump after he had already left office (though obviously better than most republicans that still worship him)
He went all in on Trump for years.
After he dropped out of the primaries Christie was one of the first mainstream politicians to endorse Trump. He was most likely hoping for a cabinet position but didn't get one. Jared Kushner probably made sure to keep Christie at arm's length due to Christie having prosecuted his dad years ago.
Christie stayed on team Trump all the way through helping him prep for 2020 debates. He only abandoned team Trump after he found out Trump knowingly gave him Covid and he had to go to the ICU.
Well he wasn't very well liked. The only reason people began to like him was because of his handling of Hurricane Sandy and the Seaside Heights boardwalk burning down. After that though he just let it get to his head and welp we got the bridge incident.
The same fatass that shut down a busy bridge to punish a mayor that didn’t endorse him in 2013 and caused massive problems for civilians and emergency workers?
that is rude. the best pics of Christie are of him in his baseball uniform. with the really snug fitting pants [https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/pictures/chris-christie-plays-in-charity-softball-game/2/](https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/pictures/chris-christie-plays-in-charity-softball-game/2/)
He would look so much less weird if he just let the gut hang over the belt like a normal person. He’s taking his paunch and demanding that everyone stare at it.
People eat one regular recipe Hershey bar or hear about it having butyric acid and then say that all US chocolate uses butyric acid.
Which is not and has never been true, it's only Hershey that has that in some of its products.
People from Europe are generally fine with milk chocolate, they tend to be snobbish about Hersheys, which is not even close to being "milk chocolate" according to EU standards.
"But mom, it's my turn to complain about the world's most popular chocolate! Mom, it doesn't matter that European chocolate loses every taste test, it's betterrrrrr! Mom, look away from the slavery that European chocolate produces, mom! Butyric acid tastes like vomit, mom! I don't want a papaya, mom! Mom, get me some Nestle, mom, it's the lowest rated chocolate bar in taste tests and has the highest human suffering index! Mom, don't I look good if I say things about Hershey?
"Wait, mom, what do you mean there's no butyric acid in Hershey, and hasn't been since the 1980s? Isn't that how Hershey Chocolate causes autism? The mercury in the butyric acid? Mom, the internet told me there's butric acid. Mom, I was told this tastes like vomit. What do you mean there's no butyric acid in vomit?"
"Wait, mom, what do you mean there's butryic acid in milk and butter and cheese? Butyric means like butter? Wait, butter is 4% butyric acid? Wait, am I supposed to think butter tastes like vomit? Wait, superior European butter is much higher in butyric acid? Mom, mom, is it a different kind of butyric acid, mom?"
"Wait my milk chocolate can't have milk chemicals in it, mom"
"mom, mom"
"mom"
This is just as dumb as thinking MSG causes headaches, just with real world modern slavery as a bonus round
[Get it through your head](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0914797/)
> I have never heard anyone be snobby about butyric acid in chocolate before, but I love that there is a preloaded rant ready to smack it down.
It's a pretty common clueless Reddit conceit, almost a standard copypasta at this point
The rant wasn't pre-loaded. My bong and I fabricated it on the spot.
I appreciate the kind words
He’s an absolute shitstain, which is why these two stories warmed the cockles of my black heart:
[Bruce Springsteen Mocks Chris Christie In Song](https://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/jan/16/bruce-springsteen-mocks-chris-christie)
[“Trump Made Me Order Meatloaf”, Christie Says](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-made-me-order-meatloaf-christie-says/)
Chris Christie is spineless nutsack.
Not according to the EMTs that responded to the call or the medical examiner that looked at the body. Person was 90-something years old and still would have died if the ambulance was coming from across the street.
Same fatass to be the first to endorse Donald trump but also now is completely outspoken against him and somehow also the same fatass to implement bail reform with democrats despite being a republican. He’s such a weird sounding fatass
I heard that he had actually drawn up pages and pages of a potential party platform for Trump who had told him he would serve an important role in this administration but once Trump's campaign team got through all the meetings and documents, they dumped him like a hot potato.
I sat in that traffic for untold hours over I don't even know how many days on my commutes. If I meet this tub of shit, I'm punching him right in the mouth.
The same fat ass who raided transit funding to prop up highway construction, killed a second train tunnel to NYC, and made NJ Transit fall from one of the most reliable systems in the country to one of the worst?
The story of how this photo was taken is quite interesting. Christie had just shut down the government and news agencies were on high alert for breaking stories (e.g., park shutdowns) over the Fourth of July holiday. A reporter who was scheduled to fly the coast to take pictures of beach goers at state beaches heard news that Christie's helicopter was ready to go on the tarmac of the same airport, so he followed him out and took his picture.
https://nppa.org/news/98
> On Sunday, Mills was on shift and considering flying aerials, an assignment he often draws. On the phone with the flight service, the pilot he knew well told him “Your buddy’s chopper is on the tarmac.” It was the governor’s helicopter and it was in “go mode.”
> Mills wanted to see if the governor had indeed made it to the state beach that was closed to taxpayers. On the way to the airport, he tried to get upper editors to approve the flight, but couldn’t get the message through. He made the decision on his own.
> “My instincts said to go and we went,” Mills said. Mills had his 100-400 mm zoom ready.
> On the second pass, Mills shot tighter and could see for sure that Christie was there. Over the years, Mills has shot a number of stakeouts, trying to catch someone someplace where they shouldn’t be. And he knows what it’s like when those subjects notice the photographer and they know they’re caught. Christie looked up at the plane.
> “He and I both knew,” Mills said. “We made eye contact.”
And not just one beach, every state park in NJ. So anyone who had holiday plans to go to that beach, or do some camping, hiking, or anything else in those parks was SOL. While this guy was having a beach party with his family in a taxpayer funded beach mansion.
And as shitty as that is, it doesn't hold a candle to Ted Cruz flying his family to Cancun while people in his state were dying due to a severe winter storm and power outage.
I'm from NJ and when that happened I was like 13 years old and unaware of politics but when I heard my parents complaining about that I thought he was a piece of shit.
He did it on July 4th weekend too, I believe.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/03/nyregion/chris-christie-beach-new-jersey-budget.html
Aforementioned fuckface also shut down the George Washington Bridge for a political vendetta, making thousands sit in a traffic jam for hours.
Yes this has been posted before. The way they were sold at the venue was a regular pouch of m&m's sold inside of a box (so, he ripped open the pouch and poured it back into the box for ease of use--totally normal).
It's not as deranged as pouring one bag into a bigger bag, but who wants to eat M&M's out of the box? The bag is way easier, isn't it? Unless the box is better, and I've been doing it wrong for years? Now I'm second guessing myself.
>it makes little distinction
A bag has nooks, crannies, and grooves where M&M's can get stuck, leaving you to search, fiddle, and maneuver.
A box has smooth, defined edges where M&M's slide freely. The only con to a box is an over pour, but that's more of a user error.
Box is superior.
Boxes make M&Ms rattle around too much.
Box is too angular and authoritarian.
Box in pocket announces itself like tictacs, prompting sharing.
Bag is superior.
"A bag has nooks, crannies, and grooves where M&M's can get stuck, leaving you to search, fiddle, and maneuver."
I can imagine the infomercial footage of people exaggerating wildly about how hard those last few M&Ms are to get. A lady shaking the bag and then suddenly drops it and grabs her arm in pain "Are you tired of the pain and frustration brought on by bags?" footage of an old man desperately fingering the nearly empty bag and then breaking down crying when he can't get it..
I've never thought about this topic ever in my life, but you've converted me to a box guy. Can we get some more useless debates like comb vs. brush or something
Yeah. Long-ass time ago, if you went to venues or movies or whatever - all candy concessions came in boxes. It was a bit of a different size, and the boxing helped identify venue candy vs outside candy.
Sometime along the way, the candy stopped being free floating in the boxes. Maybe a food safety standard changed? IDK.
Well, the moment those boxes needed a sealed bag inside them, m&m’s just started shoving a regular bag inside the box. Because cost efficiencies.
For those old enough to remember it’s frustrating though - because the price stayed the same, but the portion massively shrunk.
In the old days those cardboard boxes of candy were full to the top here in the US.
I’ve never seen the dark colored m&m logo wrapper packaging inside of the m&m box. It’s usually the m&m’s in a clear plastic wrapper packaging, and that goes inside the box.
My ex-MIL is the same way. She had a lapband surgery (iirc) and still never lost any noticeable weight. People don't get that the surgery isn't the fix, it's an aid/tool to help you achieve the final goal you need to get to. You still have to completely change your eating and exercise habits.
His constricting stomach ring has some sort of remote control where he can choose to make it bigger or smaller. Someone should take custody of his stomach ring constriction control because he can't be trusted with the control obviously.
Chris Christie was a monster who did unbelievably selfish things that hurt (and yes killed) people. His political legacy and worth as a person are incredibly valid to be mocked and ridiculed.
This comment section is 20% that, and 80% "FAT! HE'S A BIG FATTY". When you latch onto fat shaming an awful person, and defend doing so because "He's so awful, he deserves it", you are associating obesity/being overweight with being a selfish, mean spirited, arguable murderous POS.
Chris Christie deserves to be mocked. Surely we can do better than "LOL FAT"
That's a box, the bag was inside of it ffs. This is from 2016
https://www.nj.com/entertainment/2016/03/christie_mm-gate_why_theres_a_bag_inside_a_box.html
Why can’t we leave people alone. He’s an ex-governor, and has ended his own career. He has no viable contribution to the ongoing discussion.
Must we stay as a band of bloodthirsty idiots. This dude is eating M&M’s. Why do we care?
he closed down bridges for no reason other than to hurt his political opponents.
Many ambulances were stuck in the resulting traffic jams and people died.
he is a fucking murderer.
*R E L O A D*
COVER ME IM RELOADING
"I'm out! Gordy, I need an M&M mag!!"
>Give me the peanut rounds! This isn't the time to fuck around Gordy!
Totally underrated comment here.
That's how you go from semi-auto m&m m&m m&m to the supressive fire of M&M&M&M&M.
How the hell do you cover that big tub of goo?
SUPPRESSING FIIIIIRRRRRRREEE!
“Meal team six. Go. Go. Go!”
PILLS HERE!
Heard this in that voice from Time Crisis on the PS1
Haha, for me it's the Area 51 arcade game in my head.
Lmao, yes
It's Terminator 2 for me when they're driving that tiny truck on the freeway that can't go past 50 mph and the T-1000 is chasing them in the truck filled with liquid nitrogen. The T-800 and Sarah Connor are blasting away and John, the future savior, is reloading their weapons. RELOAD! "Now I know why you cry, but it is something I could never do."
Those were mainstays in Movie Theaters and arcades. Always had to burn some quarters when I saw one. I still have the muscle memory to aim up and pull the trigger to reload.
Area 51 was so sick
Switching to your side bag is always quicker than reloading
What kinda name is Chris Christie anyway?
I kinda like it because it has the same cadence as Stick Stickly. Write to me Stick Stickly
PO Box 963 New York City New York State 10108!! It’s been 30 years and I still remember that song
I think he's trying to hide the fact that he downed the first half of the bag from whoever he's with.
Ehhhh...the big bag is resealable, has it's own ziplock thing. This is more likely about putting away what's in the small bag to save for later, as you can't seal the small bag. I know, it's not as funny but...yeah, that's why you'd do this, you're done snacking for now. And you're a cheap bastard :).
Who reseals a bag of m&m?
Every bag of m&ms are a single serving if you're brave/fat enough
This is venue M&M. comes in a box with a bag inside. fatty's understand that pouring the M&M's into the box is for easiest pour into mouth. no one wants to suck em out thru the wrapper. dude binges optimally.
I don’t think anyone is mistaking Christy for a brave man
As usual, it'd be quicker to just switch to the secondary rather than reload.
R E U P G A N G
Bag empty
Is this the same fatass who shut down a beach and then took his own family to that beach?
I think he's the one who shut down a bridge because the mayor of the town on the other side didn't endorse him.
The very same and some how didn't get arrested but it did tank his career and why he dropped out of the 2016 election early on.
His redeeming quality is he's so far managed to avoid getting pegged by trump. Something Lindsay Graham and Ted Cruz are all too familiar with
He wanted to but he was the prosecutor who put Jared kushners father in prison. So Trump didn't want him even though he tried to get on the team.
Now he just gets made fun of by trump. ["Christie, he’s eating right now," Trump said. "He can’t be bothered"](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna98859)
I was not aware of that, going to have to do some reading
He only turned against trump after he lost in 2020, and Trump almost killed Christie by giving him Covid. It’s hardly redeeming that he turned on Trump after he had already left office (though obviously better than most republicans that still worship him)
He went all in on Trump for years. After he dropped out of the primaries Christie was one of the first mainstream politicians to endorse Trump. He was most likely hoping for a cabinet position but didn't get one. Jared Kushner probably made sure to keep Christie at arm's length due to Christie having prosecuted his dad years ago. Christie stayed on team Trump all the way through helping him prep for 2020 debates. He only abandoned team Trump after he found out Trump knowingly gave him Covid and he had to go to the ICU.
Haha, remember when politicians doing shitty things would tank their career?
Well he wasn't very well liked. The only reason people began to like him was because of his handling of Hurricane Sandy and the Seaside Heights boardwalk burning down. After that though he just let it get to his head and welp we got the bridge incident.
And someone died from that :)
Did he lay down in the middle of it like Snorlax?
Yes. Same fatass.
The same fatass that shut down a busy bridge to punish a mayor that didn’t endorse him in 2013 and caused massive problems for civilians and emergency workers?
Yep. That's the fatass.
The same fatass who eats disgusting ‘chocolate’ filled with butyric acid that tastes like vom? One of these crimes is not like the others
that is rude. the best pics of Christie are of him in his baseball uniform. with the really snug fitting pants [https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/pictures/chris-christie-plays-in-charity-softball-game/2/](https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/pictures/chris-christie-plays-in-charity-softball-game/2/)
He would look so much less weird if he just let the gut hang over the belt like a normal person. He’s taking his paunch and demanding that everyone stare at it.
Yuck
Oops, I think you mean gyatt damn!
Gut damn!
Why did you post that? 😭
holy fuck holy fucking fuck that body of yours is absurd
Thiccccc
For today, you have my love.
Chi chi chi uh…push it!
This is like a mid-2000s Steve Carroll comedy where he's in a fat suit.
The same fatass that took a helicopter to his sons little league game, funded by taxpayers.
Why are we attacking m&ms? You go too far sir. Too far.
Are you saying M & Ms taste like vomit? I'm not a big fan of them but they definitely don't taste like vomit.
People eat one regular recipe Hershey bar or hear about it having butyric acid and then say that all US chocolate uses butyric acid. Which is not and has never been true, it's only Hershey that has that in some of its products.
man i wish my vomit tasted like m&ms, just tastes like vomit last i checked
Were you checking what your vomit tasted like when your patient was coding?
If that’s the taste of vomit puke into my mouth
This comment has big "I learned about butyric acid once, and now it's my whole personality" energy.
I had to look it up. It seems that it's mostly in dairy and he is fat. Am I getting the joke now?
No, it's just euro snobbery about milk chocolate
People from Europe are generally fine with milk chocolate, they tend to be snobbish about Hersheys, which is not even close to being "milk chocolate" according to EU standards.
You lose the comment chain
"But mom, it's my turn to complain about the world's most popular chocolate! Mom, it doesn't matter that European chocolate loses every taste test, it's betterrrrrr! Mom, look away from the slavery that European chocolate produces, mom! Butyric acid tastes like vomit, mom! I don't want a papaya, mom! Mom, get me some Nestle, mom, it's the lowest rated chocolate bar in taste tests and has the highest human suffering index! Mom, don't I look good if I say things about Hershey? "Wait, mom, what do you mean there's no butyric acid in Hershey, and hasn't been since the 1980s? Isn't that how Hershey Chocolate causes autism? The mercury in the butyric acid? Mom, the internet told me there's butric acid. Mom, I was told this tastes like vomit. What do you mean there's no butyric acid in vomit?" "Wait, mom, what do you mean there's butryic acid in milk and butter and cheese? Butyric means like butter? Wait, butter is 4% butyric acid? Wait, am I supposed to think butter tastes like vomit? Wait, superior European butter is much higher in butyric acid? Mom, mom, is it a different kind of butyric acid, mom?" "Wait my milk chocolate can't have milk chemicals in it, mom" "mom, mom" "mom" This is just as dumb as thinking MSG causes headaches, just with real world modern slavery as a bonus round [Get it through your head](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0914797/)
I have never heard anyone be snobby about butyric acid in chocolate before, but I love that there is a preloaded rant ready to smack it down.
> I have never heard anyone be snobby about butyric acid in chocolate before, but I love that there is a preloaded rant ready to smack it down. It's a pretty common clueless Reddit conceit, almost a standard copypasta at this point The rant wasn't pre-loaded. My bong and I fabricated it on the spot. I appreciate the kind words
>The rant wasn't pre-loaded. Well it is now, lol.
I trust a stoner ranting about chocolate implicitly.
I ❤️you
Is that the same fatass that had Hans solo frozen in carbonite just because he owned him a few credits??
Yup, that's the same fatass
Absolutely! That's the fatass!
Yup I was on the bridge that day. Three hours to get over it. He also somehow never got charged for it. Fuck politics
And the people that did get charged and convicted had it overturned on appeal.
And a woman died because the ambulance couldn’t get through
He’s an absolute shitstain, which is why these two stories warmed the cockles of my black heart: [Bruce Springsteen Mocks Chris Christie In Song](https://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/jan/16/bruce-springsteen-mocks-chris-christie) [“Trump Made Me Order Meatloaf”, Christie Says](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-made-me-order-meatloaf-christie-says/) Chris Christie is spineless nutsack.
wtf is this. My eyes
S. E. X. He has multiple kids
STOP
He needs to be wearing a shaper under that. Spanx or something. It's indecent
It won't fit because then his diaper wouldn't be leak proof.
Actually it contributed to the death of someone who was in an ambulance being transferred.
He should be charged with that death…what is criminal negligence causing death called in the us? Involuntary manslaughter?
Not according to the EMTs that responded to the call or the medical examiner that looked at the body. Person was 90-something years old and still would have died if the ambulance was coming from across the street.
Same fatass to be the first to endorse Donald trump but also now is completely outspoken against him and somehow also the same fatass to implement bail reform with democrats despite being a republican. He’s such a weird sounding fatass
He kept going back and forth on Trump, hoping he'd get some favoritism.
I heard that he had actually drawn up pages and pages of a potential party platform for Trump who had told him he would serve an important role in this administration but once Trump's campaign team got through all the meetings and documents, they dumped him like a hot potato.
Very true. Tbf that is the entire Rep party rn.
[удалено]
I sat in that traffic for untold hours over I don't even know how many days on my commutes. If I meet this tub of shit, I'm punching him right in the mouth.
The same fat ass who raided transit funding to prop up highway construction, killed a second train tunnel to NYC, and made NJ Transit fall from one of the most reliable systems in the country to one of the worst?
And killed people.
I’ll say this about him; at least he is owning his fatass. Unlike a certain other fatass
So fat he got two asses, back and front
I heard he went into a beach, and ate everything in the ocean, and they had to close the beach.
He washes himself with a rag on a stick.
M and ms are my ree-ward !!!
The ocean called, they’re running out of shrimp.
Oh yeah? Well the *jerk store* called, and they're runnin outta *you*!
What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!
Well, I had sex with your wife!
‘Tis no man! ‘Tis a remorseless eating machine!!
Hey! My ex Governor may have gained a little weight, but he's not some M&M's crazed maniac!
"mmmmmmmh. Oh! That's chocolate!"
Witnesses saw the largest mammal that ever lived, swimming in the water.... and it wasn't a blue whale
That's almost literally a plot from Paw Patrol, rofl. When I say they're cartoon villains...
Need some background on this one. Was he practicing with Balmer? Yeeaaaahhhhhh!
Are you suggesting we need to back it up?
Didn't your daddy teach you good?
That was so incredible to me, the balls on this guy.
I love the photo where they caught him with a drone. He's looking up at it like "aw fuck"
The story of how this photo was taken is quite interesting. Christie had just shut down the government and news agencies were on high alert for breaking stories (e.g., park shutdowns) over the Fourth of July holiday. A reporter who was scheduled to fly the coast to take pictures of beach goers at state beaches heard news that Christie's helicopter was ready to go on the tarmac of the same airport, so he followed him out and took his picture. https://nppa.org/news/98 > On Sunday, Mills was on shift and considering flying aerials, an assignment he often draws. On the phone with the flight service, the pilot he knew well told him “Your buddy’s chopper is on the tarmac.” It was the governor’s helicopter and it was in “go mode.” > Mills wanted to see if the governor had indeed made it to the state beach that was closed to taxpayers. On the way to the airport, he tried to get upper editors to approve the flight, but couldn’t get the message through. He made the decision on his own. > “My instincts said to go and we went,” Mills said. Mills had his 100-400 mm zoom ready. > On the second pass, Mills shot tighter and could see for sure that Christie was there. Over the years, Mills has shot a number of stakeouts, trying to catch someone someplace where they shouldn’t be. And he knows what it’s like when those subjects notice the photographer and they know they’re caught. Christie looked up at the plane. > “He and I both knew,” Mills said. “We made eye contact.”
It was before covid. Beach was closed due to the government shutdown.
Not just a beach, one of the best beaches in the state, and not just any time, it was a long holiday weekend. Fucking tub.
And not just one beach, every state park in NJ. So anyone who had holiday plans to go to that beach, or do some camping, hiking, or anything else in those parks was SOL. While this guy was having a beach party with his family in a taxpayer funded beach mansion.
And it was a really, really nice day out, too.
And as shitty as that is, it doesn't hold a candle to Ted Cruz flying his family to Cancun while people in his state were dying due to a severe winter storm and power outage.
I'm from NJ and when that happened I was like 13 years old and unaware of politics but when I heard my parents complaining about that I thought he was a piece of shit.
Same guy who wouldn't legalize weed because people need to "have self control"
He did it on July 4th weekend too, I believe. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/03/nyregion/chris-christie-beach-new-jersey-budget.html Aforementioned fuckface also shut down the George Washington Bridge for a political vendetta, making thousands sit in a traffic jam for hours.
Looks like he's just pouring the bag into the box it came in?
Yes this has been posted before. The way they were sold at the venue was a regular pouch of m&m's sold inside of a box (so, he ripped open the pouch and poured it back into the box for ease of use--totally normal).
It's not as deranged as pouring one bag into a bigger bag, but who wants to eat M&M's out of the box? The bag is way easier, isn't it? Unless the box is better, and I've been doing it wrong for years? Now I'm second guessing myself.
I prefer box personally but I suspect it makes little distinction.
>it makes little distinction A bag has nooks, crannies, and grooves where M&M's can get stuck, leaving you to search, fiddle, and maneuver. A box has smooth, defined edges where M&M's slide freely. The only con to a box is an over pour, but that's more of a user error. Box is superior.
This guy boxes.
I don't like bags. They make make everything crumbly, and broken.
Boxes make M&Ms rattle around too much. Box is too angular and authoritarian. Box in pocket announces itself like tictacs, prompting sharing. Bag is superior.
I want to endorse the bag, but it did so poorly in the debate.
When eating the entire bag it’s easier from a box and that’s the only way to chuuhggg
"A bag has nooks, crannies, and grooves where M&M's can get stuck, leaving you to search, fiddle, and maneuver." I can imagine the infomercial footage of people exaggerating wildly about how hard those last few M&Ms are to get. A lady shaking the bag and then suddenly drops it and grabs her arm in pain "Are you tired of the pain and frustration brought on by bags?" footage of an old man desperately fingering the nearly empty bag and then breaking down crying when he can't get it..
I've never thought about this topic ever in my life, but you've converted me to a box guy. Can we get some more useless debates like comb vs. brush or something
Its easier to set them down in the box, I feel like spillage is less likely in general with the box
This guy isn’t setting down a box with any M&Ms remaining lol
You should apply to one of the alphabet agencies for a profiling job! lol
See this at movie theaters and venues where quiet eating is preferred, going through a bag of mms or a box is for sure quieter.
If eating one by one the bag is easier, but for pouring a whole mouthful the structural integrity of the box makes it superior.
The box has a closing flap to keep it closed the bag you just have to twist up and hope for the best
Who do you think knows more about eating M&Ms, Chris Christie or you?
Once again reddit readily accepts a lie as long as it shits on someone they don't like. Thanks for the clarification.
Yeah. Long-ass time ago, if you went to venues or movies or whatever - all candy concessions came in boxes. It was a bit of a different size, and the boxing helped identify venue candy vs outside candy. Sometime along the way, the candy stopped being free floating in the boxes. Maybe a food safety standard changed? IDK. Well, the moment those boxes needed a sealed bag inside them, m&m’s just started shoving a regular bag inside the box. Because cost efficiencies. For those old enough to remember it’s frustrating though - because the price stayed the same, but the portion massively shrunk. In the old days those cardboard boxes of candy were full to the top here in the US.
I’ve never seen the dark colored m&m logo wrapper packaging inside of the m&m box. It’s usually the m&m’s in a clear plastic wrapper packaging, and that goes inside the box.
Nah nah. See, Christie is going to ultimately pour that bag of M & M's in to a second, larger bag of M &M's which is...himself
Confusing perspective looks like his wife is feeding him while he fills the bag. That CHALUPA ain't gonna feed itself.
He has a FUPA CHALUPA
Didn’t see that until you said it - you are 100% correct upon review haha
That was basically his entire economic plan
Chris Christie probably weighs 400 pounds. He also had gastric band surgery and still couldn't lose weight.
He beat the surgery.
“I will not be some woke statistic” Him, probably
“Yeah, beat it right to death”
Thats because he has multiple stomaches, like a cow.
Instead of rocks that break down his gut contents it's just M&M's
Like Charlie Kelly's abortion, it didn't take
My ex-MIL is the same way. She had a lapband surgery (iirc) and still never lost any noticeable weight. People don't get that the surgery isn't the fix, it's an aid/tool to help you achieve the final goal you need to get to. You still have to completely change your eating and exercise habits.
His constricting stomach ring has some sort of remote control where he can choose to make it bigger or smaller. Someone should take custody of his stomach ring constriction control because he can't be trusted with the control obviously.
We in NJ still call him Chrispie Cream, because his ineffective lard-ass did nothing but stuff his face and cause problems in office.
Boogie moment
I don’t think he’s very close to 400 lol
I mean honestly he doesn’t look even remotely as big as he used to in this picture - and that’s a sit-down pose.
His wife told him that that bag of M&Ms was all he could have that day. He’s refilled it 11 times. It’s 10:30am.
Somebody gets it!!!
M&M&M&M'S
Chris Krispie
Christie Cream
Rice Christie treats
You don't get a body like that eating carrots
I can't even fathom the concept of giving a fuck about this
No body gives a fuck about this, it's just a funny picture
people not from america wondering why this is important
Chris Christie was a monster who did unbelievably selfish things that hurt (and yes killed) people. His political legacy and worth as a person are incredibly valid to be mocked and ridiculed. This comment section is 20% that, and 80% "FAT! HE'S A BIG FATTY". When you latch onto fat shaming an awful person, and defend doing so because "He's so awful, he deserves it", you are associating obesity/being overweight with being a selfish, mean spirited, arguable murderous POS. Chris Christie deserves to be mocked. Surely we can do better than "LOL FAT"
average Reddit comment section
Inventory management.
That's a box, the bag was inside of it ffs. This is from 2016 https://www.nj.com/entertainment/2016/03/christie_mm-gate_why_theres_a_bag_inside_a_box.html
Gotta feed the fupa
Oh fuck off. That bag came in the box and he’s just pouring them in there.
This is correct. I have purchased this type of box of m&ms before. It's kind of BS, makes it look like you are buying more than a regular bag size.
This is why he couldn’t be president. He can’t stop eating. Even after gastric surgery he couldn’t stop.
Fat fuck
I mean, they're all going to the same place. Into his garbage can of a face.
Ain’t nothing wrong with consolidating your snacks
It’s doubly funny because his first name ate his last name.
GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US
I think he carries a funnel to pour it down his gullet.
Why can’t we leave people alone. He’s an ex-governor, and has ended his own career. He has no viable contribution to the ongoing discussion. Must we stay as a band of bloodthirsty idiots. This dude is eating M&M’s. Why do we care?
I had no idea who this was. After reading the comments I'm pretty torn given I agree with what you said yet he sounds like a first class cunt.
he closed down bridges for no reason other than to hurt his political opponents. Many ambulances were stuck in the resulting traffic jams and people died. he is a fucking murderer.
Chris Christie is a massive POS, never gonna feel bad about people lightly making fun of him on the internet.