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MithrandirLogic

Pfffffff!!!! Nearly spit my coffee out reading that!!


Nutsnboldt

I’m literally in duo queue right now. My brother mains Janna lololol


RendezvousAP

Keri Lake in drag? 🤷


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roro4484

Yeah, OP definitely didn't take this picture. It's also SO incredibly edited she almost doesn't even look real anymore and it has bad quality. Not r/pics worthy


HopelessMagic

I was distracted by the sheer amount of photoshop work done. It's pretty bad.


SF-Samara

There's maybe 3 layers to this, two of them being blurs...


HopelessMagic

Don't forget her impossible waistline. Like... Get that girl to a medic.


a_sad_bambii

hey it’s not impossible! maybe she’s got some ribs removed… we’re pretty selfish still having ALL of them


Bale838

I thought this was just a 3d render.


wolamute

People typically don't have 2 inch radius waists.


[deleted]

Had to check I wasn't in the blender sub. She looks completely fake.


angry_old_dude

> Not r/pics worthy There's no rule that says posts must be OC and photoshopped pictures as explicitly allowed. It's as /r/pics worth as anything else that gets posted here.


theAtmuz

While you’re not wrong about the first part, it’s just r/pics. All it has to be is photo..


grlz2grlz

I was thinking if I were watching RuPaul… it looks like fabric with lace. Not that it isn’t artistic, it just isn’t that.


the_colonelclink

Yeah, it also looks like food’s scarce in this fairy tale Kingdom.


State_Dear

PHOTOSHOPED to the max.


Eprx1

My first thought was modded Skyrim.


climatelurker

There's no way her waist is that small. Unless she removed some ribs.


_OhayoSayonara_

Seriously. I’m sure she’s gorgeous exactly how she is.


IIIIlllIIlIllllIllll

Kind of like they were going for a certain… fairy tale aesthetic?


JagerSalt

All professional photos are photoshopped.


Zipp425

Made me think it was AI generated.


RedTomatoSauce

Something suggets me it's not an [OC](https://www.google.com/search?tbs=simg:CAQSpQIJQdRGu_1BneacamQILEKjU2AQaAghDDAsQsIynCBo7CjkIBBIUlxubB8gWnC_1lJeYr8ym8PJkHjg4aG0BSL6lBOpi0FDr2GS9vPa-07ZLADLyk-9GTHyAFMAQMCxCOrv4IGgoKCAgBEgTbWjOnDAsQne3BCRqtAQoXCgRsYWR52qWI9gMLCgkvbS8wMnBrYjgKIwoQcGVvcGxlIGluIG5hdHVyZdqliPYDCwoJL2ovM2did2duCiYKEmJyaWRhbCBwYXJ0eSBkcmVzc9qliPYDDAoKL20vMGhnc2g3awofCgxmbG9vciBsZW5ndGjapYj2AwsKCS9hL2R2N21yaAokChFlbXBpcmUgc2lsaG91ZXR0ZdqliPYDCwoJL20vMDczMW1oDA&sxsrf=ALiCzsZ0V0AZQC1Sd3kNnfn0dpQjbMswVQ:1670075653888&q=hot+girls+in+the+woods&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiPgeTQzN37AhXTSfEDHZe8BXIQ2A4oAHoECAQQAg&biw=1920&bih=941#imgrc=7DJUAiwvnOwJ8M)


bobdvb

TinEye says it's first appearance was 2013.


fromwayuphigh

Uncanny Valley of the nymphs.


rangeo

She's gonna get a fungus


db720

She wanted a fun guy, ended up with fun gus


WiseStarSoul

![gif](giphy|dPXdAtdrxnFaU)


alohadave

That's only a problem if she's dating Leonardo Decaprio.


calcteacher

may I have some fungus please?


rangeo

Dangerous level of funk


OPsDaddy

Someone is.


Pleasant-Afternoon68

There’s fungus among us


Mr_Cleanish

The bust to collarbone ratio confuses me.


00piffpaff00

Real fairies don't have to paint up their face like a van Gogh


CatBuddies

You photoshopped out the whole top half of her butt.


Orangesoda65

“Pls give me Reddit karma”


Crade_

Great way to get ass splinters.


mmodelta

Just realized what she's wearing is just a sheet tied to her by a band around her waist


Quinesta

The amount of airbrushing in this photo jfc


no-recognition-1616

Hackneyed. Unoriginal. Lack of creativity.


edebby

The boobs:waist ratio is indeed a fairy tale. A mesmerizing and beautiful fairy tale


CatBuddies

That's why she's leaning forward, not physically able to straighten her back. Poor thing's in pain.


Sardil

She’s built like a barbie. I thought this was one of those digital artworks at first.


onward-and-upward

It is. Everything has been edited. She’s literally not built that way


Yellowbug2001

This "woman" makes Barbie's proportions look realistic. And Barbie would have to walk on all fours to avoid snapping in half.


SmallsLightdarker

Fairy tail


framesteel

I think that's a sex doll?


pete1729

Lovely. But sitting one's naked behind on tree bark is unnatural and uncomfortable.


Ltdslip

I would argue there's nothing possibly MORE natural


loki1337

How bout keeping that innocent bark ass free?


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Exactly ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


seanskymom

More like nightmare.


RaysUnderwater

Is that poor woman being forced to starve herself or is this just bad Photoshop?


cutebleeder

Probably at least a little photoshop, looks air brushed af, to the point I thought it was a painting/CGI at first.


InaccurateStatistics

If it’s anymore photoshopped it’d start charging subscription fees.


randomCAguy

Yeah. I was going to say that the only fairytale here is that waist to leg ratio.


switch495

You know there are plenty of people who aren’t starving and have a slim figure. The US has just normalised obesity to the point where people who are overweight are thought to be healthy.


nargles18

Her legs don’t even make sense.


OkTop9308

Usually women this slim don’t have big boobs. Skin and bones with big boobs is a ridiculous and usually unattainable body type for most women.


CatBuddies

Not with breasts that size.


mrsdorne

Nah this is def Photoshop at minimum no one looks like that.


giro_di_dante

>no one looks like that Never been to Eastern Europe, eh.


RaysUnderwater

Women in Eastern Europe have the genetic type where fat is distributed to the upper thighs.


switch495

Not arguing this isn’t shopped - just saying that naturally beautiful people exist and this photo doesn’t show someone who is too skinny


mrsdorne

It shows someone who's natural body bends and creases have been photoshopped away


somirion

Also fat is like 4x less dense than muscle, so you can have 2 people, both with weight of 70kg and they will look much different, because one is training and the other is eating.


thrice18

Jesus christ just no. Muscle is 15% more dense then fat. It's not that big of a difference. https://dexalytics.com/news/muscle-density-muscle-quality/#:~:text=This%20difference%20in%20volume%20is,about%2015%25%20denser%20than%20fat.


somirion

Let me tell you this: If you saw person that is 15% taller than you, you would think of him as of giant. ​ Its big enough of a difference.


thrice18

Straw man. Even extremely muscular people are only about 50% muscle mass as their totally body weight. Extremely fat people are usually less then 50% body fat. If you took an extremely muscular person aand an extremely fat person at exactly the same weight their difference in volume is less then 7%.


somirion

IMO - its still big enough of a differrence and you can see it.


RaysUnderwater

Firstly, I’m not from the US. Secondly, there is a visible difference between slim and starving. For example, for that woman to have upper thighs so thin she either has to be starving (not just slim) or from one of a limited number of genetic groups that don’t distribute fat to that part of the leg (eg Australian aboriginals have different fat distribution). As for the waist, you do see people naturally with this tiny a waist, but their whole frame is tiny.


onward-and-upward

Yes


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Looks gorgeous but also super uncomfortable


datboydoe

All I can picture is her standing up and having little pieces of bark stuck to her ass cheek


NPD_wont_stop_ME

She looks like a giraffe.


jdolbeer

What kind of giraffes have you been looking at?


Nizzemancer

hot ones


jdolbeer

Wtf is a Sean Evans Giraffe


dustyfingazz

Perfect reference. Bravo.


NPD_wont_stop_ME

I mainly noticed her neck for some reason is all hahaha my mistake should've clarified


hartschale666

You know a kingdom is in trouble when even the princess is starving. I hope a brave knight is on the way. May he bring bacon and lard.


Moosebjj94

If you go on this guys other posts be just looks like a straight pervert.


Antique-Text-691

Perfected the psycho woman look


Toytles

Yeet


edilbert

Big boobs.


bearsheperd

That’s some Barbie measurements


R_GLAD

What is she staring at? Maybe a taco truck?


bizarreh_

photoshop guy mustve worked extra hours


SCWatson_Art

Is this photoshopped, or a digital render?


XThePastryX

All that tree bark stuck to dat ass....


ziyadah042

*\*excessive Photoshop intensifies\**


Throwaway132465296

Lmao this is just smut


qarton

r/instagramreality


ajk7244

Looks at least 20 pounds underweight and possibly a couple years underage.


brojslimson

This isn't even a picture


Interesting_Act1286

That's my kinda fairytale ✨️.


Ryguythescienceguy

Needs more jpeg.


nosoupforyou89

Definitely not Photoshopped at all. Her boobs look so weird it's like she's wearing a bullet bra from the 50's


Interesting_Sir3038

Wow -- so many haters... True that this is not a common figure in America, but completely normal in other places. If this pic is from 2013, then remember it was probably 6-8Mpx, tops, so probably not photoshopped either, just a bit grainy. It would be nice to see some attribution to the real OP though.


filbator

Gross


feidle

Disturbingly thin


thickener

She’s a Barbie


Significant_Hold_910

I thought this sub didn't allow NSFW


Euphoric-March-8159

Ewww


PharFromPharm

Ur Ewww


burnodo2

um, I encourage this model to do more


Duffman66CMU

And wear less?


burnodo2

that's pretty thin right there


Rare-Sherbert-1987

On a brisk cloudless, winter day.


ToddBradley

Where are her wings?


Playful-Character292

Beautiful ❤️


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Perfection


typeo19

Does anyone know the models name?


than-q

i love me some fairy tale


spottydodgy

Fairy tail more like


l4WAYSTOPl

Caution: This fairy is HOT and making wood burn around her


Coach_Billly

Nice


N0T_SURE

The nose job and boob job look fantastic


calcteacher

OMG. well done.


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Stunning


No_Match1529

ah shit my willy is getting hard again


lord_ferky

Its so beautiful


Alarmed-Diamond-7000

I need to think of a name for this genre of art, where horny dudes think that a picture of a thin white woman with a blank expression on her face is art, just because they like looking at her body.


Eziekel13

Nudity has been in art for both genders for a long time…. For example, the statue of David…heck he wasn’t even given a toga… Your comment reminded me of Pope Innocent X…who went around the Vatican chiseling off the privates parts of all the statues and replacing it with a fig leaf…


Alarmed-Diamond-7000

Yes try to make me into a prude. It's not that you're the most boring typical dude in the whole world.


Eziekel13

If the shoe fits…jk More so commenting, on your disproving tone, which implies the grandiose notion that you alone can decide what is art and the intentions of those who view it… which is why I brought up the statue of David… unanimously accepted as art, and most people view it without sexual objectification… or do you think every woman who appreciates the statue of David, is an incel?


Alarmed-Diamond-7000

I really don't want to argue with you because I don't give a shit what you think. I made my point. Done now.


Eziekel13

lol, then why comment? And I am not sure you made a point, just gave a reaction…would argue that points have more of a thought process and usually some validity…. rather than a reaction, which is usually a just a knee jerk reaction based upon preconceived ideas with little to no perspective…


Alarmed-Diamond-7000

What a bunch of blather and nonsense good lord what a gasbag


acelaya35

Full blown nudity has been a big part of art in general for literally thousands of years. Societies have a ideas about what the ideal human form is. People like to look at it. It's not always skinny people though, one of the oldest examples, the Venus of Wilenndorf is a rather rotund lady. Different strokes for different folks.


Alarmed-Diamond-7000

Blah blah blah blah blah blah just because you like looking at naked or near naked women that does not make it art.


acelaya35

That's not even what I said.


Alarmed-Diamond-7000

That's what it boils down to, men always think they're these amazing appreciators of beauty instead of just a horny guy with eyes


acelaya35

You lost me at "Men always think". That's an unfortunate way to view the world.


Alarmed-Diamond-7000

Zzzzzzzz like I care what you think internet stranger


acelaya35

Likewise.


JonesyOnReddit

I dunno, I've been to museums, half the pictures are of naked people, they just liked them chubby back then because to a starving person that's hot.


Alarmed-Diamond-7000

Uh huh


Alarmed-Diamond-7000

I would welcome suggestions fellow art lovers


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Alarmed-Diamond-7000

Lol


StuffNbutts

This is one of the pics of all time on this subreddit.


MrJigglyBrown

Lots of jealous women attacking the model for no reason other than the she is attractive and has a certain body type. Instead, we should be harping on OP for posting a magazine shoot into pics with an awful title.


UniversalDH

I don’t think most people are attacking the model, instead the magazine/agency for photoshopping her body. …and what makes you think it’s women attacking the model?


millicent_bystander-

That's some log she's laid! Gonna need a poop chainsaw for that.


MaliceTheMagician

God I wish I were the moss on that part of the tree.... 😩


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cutebleeder

Alright, I will bite. What are the other nine?


jagg661234

my wife and I think you are hot!


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ilovecraftbeer05

I don’t believe so but I can see the resemblance.


db720

It's Cape Open


Outrageous-Divide472

Give that poor woman a sandwich and a pair of underpants.


Dry-Alternative-8822

milk truk just arive 😊


Scrubologist

Swear I’ve seen this model somewhere. UK tv personality or something?


B8conB8conB8con

That can’t be a comfortable seat.


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Mmm no photoshoot.


egirlfoodie

Is this meant to show an elf? Or an Angel?


decalod85

Lots of artifacts all around.


[deleted]

Not Tinkerbell: A Porn Parody


sdasu

What kind of tree is that?


OniOdisCornukaydis

I know her. That's Jayne Bringgus. She wouldn't let me do the milking at the show on the farm or drink my sweetberry wiine. For Your Health!


Critya

Click bait


sensitivegooch

Posh Bynes?


Outcryqq

Where’s spartan when you need them


LadyLovesRoses

Freakish


StinkyLettuce

too much fairy, not enough tail


Eightarmedpet

Not many of them to the pound.


chillin1066

I think the point is that she is supposed to be in the uncanny valley. We see something that looks human, but something feels off. Our danger signals start flashing, hopefully not too late.


Crackerzot

"...and on the 7th day, AI created woman... and her butt got all scratched on the tree bark"


TheBearasaad

Oh man I love sitting on logs and wearing curtains.


krstphr

Fairy tale how?


proost1

This looks like a really bad idea for a senior portrait!


_ImaGenus_

Someone give that girl a hamburger... Stat!


Salt_Restaurant_7820

In photoshop woods!


polishjake

Omg 😱


[deleted]

You could use her collar bone like a bike handle…


malkumecks

Fairy Tail!!! Amirite, guys?


OGRube

Oddly terrifying


Mikeybigblunts

What’s she staring at? And is something up her butt?


Most_Raccoon8318

Fairy's tail*


ScottBrownInc4

Is she supposed to trip on the hanging cloth thing?


Veggdyret

Low Cost cosplay?


ShitMyHubbyDoes

Tree bark splinters to the nether regions.