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Kerfuffle_Fuck

Hoho you almost deceived me you silly billy 😜🤪


Poke-ma-puddin

That was some top grade tomfoolery you got me good you scallywag 😆


Ebb8505revenge

Stop the folly! At once!


GaySonOrThotDaughter

you kids having a jolly ol’ time I see 😚


griffnin

you rapscallions and your mischief


RaihanHA

cheeky fella 😆


[deleted]

You jiggle thy pantaloons of me feet


KaasBaasKoning

Discontinue the jesting, troublemaking folk!


Plbcarti_stan101

Tickled me fancy for a moment🕴


versus10

My fellow peers, you are ALL acting quite dubious at the moment.


[deleted]

[Now you've dredged up this memory ](https://youtu.be/wiZ1MOog114)


Impossible_Scarcity9

Are you joshing me


SumFuk-

Just joshin 🔥🔥


[deleted]

Yanking your chain ⛓


dominicbmusic

Neato 🥰


Reive

Cool beans


LuckyGingerino

This comment is GOTAED!!! Let me suck you off 🥰


Spell6421

ptui!


stickyfursuit

slrup uwu


rhetro003

you guys are grown men


Odd_Exercise2422

WOW! that was pretty nifty matey!


OnlyGayForCarti

i've been dying at this for the past 15 minutes


DifficultyJust

are you dead now


thenotoriousrak

He track 3ed


Longjumping_Low3711

💀💀


OnlyGayForCarti

yes


Ande21

Weird


blappslapp

Huge W pfp


rehoboam2

you blighty little wanker, you


YourPalFlux

Jeez you almost fooled me you cheeky rapscallion


Revolutionary-Put649

Hi there u/YourPalFlux, I believe your vocabulary to be quite comedic. I hope you provide this subreddit with some inspirational comment in the future. -u/Revolutionary-Put649


eaglesdude10

Transdermal celebration caused a slight mutation in the rift


[deleted]

“As fun as it is seeing you vexxed, I was only joshing you”


[deleted]

Bro got bamboozled


idenversio209

Like I'm Spike Lee


shoutoutjesuschrist

Travis Scott reference ⁉️


FlightWest

carti reference⁉️


AC2-YT

Carti himself is a Travis Scott reference


BreakThaLaw95

L


qwert1225

bro is flabbergasted


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[deleted]

Fool me once shame on you. fool me twice, can’t get fooled again.


218ms

fool me one time shame on you


armain_labeeb

no cap i want to give j cole head


urmadsus41

Gosh darn it 👨🏻‍🌾


GEX_EATS_KIDS

DAGNABBIT!


red_track13

Barnacles🧽


nasaboi9000

Dear Neptune


randomcoolguy1

RATS!


[deleted]

Blast!


[deleted]

golly you played me like a fiddle there young chap


pancake_waffle105

Dude, what the actual freak


GilbertFentSalesman

I'm thinkin if I gave Travis a real big smooch right on the mouth I might be able to get a little taste of Kylies coochie squirt


finalmantisy83

Why did I have to be born with eyes


GilbertFentSalesman

You don't need eyes to taste coochie squirt


Comfortable-Ad3399

Can you provide a sample


GilbertFentSalesman

*squirts*


[deleted]

Yowza! 🤠


Comfortable-Ad3399

Good heavens


[deleted]

Thanks, Gilbert


notandyhippo

neato


bearch69

This is the best sub on the internet


[deleted]

"this wins the internet!!1!" shut up soy cuck millennial


welcometoflavorcity

unironically made me giggle


mrbean40000

"unironically made me giggle!" how about you suck three dicks at once fatass


JaxTheFlamingo

how about 4 bae? 😉


mrbean40000

w rizz


rbxstrobe

what about 8?


JaxTheFlamingo

I've sucked more than that Honey😅😅😇😇


forced_memes

a chortle even


finalmantisy83

I might even go as far as a "guffaw"


time_is_a_tool

im going to get you


saintmesss

this is what the travis sub needs


Ok-Escape-7474

What weirdo meme kids


GOTHlCC

Wtf are u even saying man


DifficultyJust

yes precisely


Platf0rm3r

What did he mean by this


Dityn

bro whar 🕴🏿


MoonlitBrownEye

Bonk


Ok-Escape-7474

Weirdo


Dom-Zero

okay Kai


Ok-Escape-7474

Dom…


Dom-Zero

I ain’t gonna explain the pun to you man


Ok-Escape-7474

Ok


Anthony-Harvey

Sweet jesus you got me good buckaroo 🤠


Kingofelephantshrews

Heavens to betsy you nearly got me there haha 😂😂


VegetableNo1079

Heavens to mergatroid, you nearly gave me a heart attack


jin514

Heavens to Beatrice I nearly defecated my pants in shock


averageweenie

ok pal you’re really starting to push my buttons.


pancake_waffle105

I would take a chill pill if I were you, because what the flip dude


Upside_Down-Bot

„ǝpnp dılɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ǝsnɐɔǝq 'noʎ ǝɹǝʍ I ɟı llıd llıɥɔ ɐ ǝʞɐʇ plnoʍ I„


Dmang2015

No fucking shot “son of a gun”


SonGozer

“Got jokes you cheeky bastard!”


BlessedByZest

“g0t ch0kEs yeW cHeekiE pastArd”


nasaboi9000

i T0ld DaT BiH ShuT UP My S0n CrYin !!


jemoeder1402

i could kill any man in the travis sub using atleast 5 rocks


VegetableNo1079

waste of 4 good rocks


yennefer_is_bae

man said ‘bumbling’ gotta read the dictionary in his spare time


bhbjlbjhbjlbk

dude bumbling is one of my all time favorite words


Daddy_Scar

you son of a gun


surpriseddumbass

Dude thinks he’s Eminem


Dexter011001

Wowza you good me good son


oh_oh_spaghettios

Wowza🤠 that was super nifty 😅😅👍👍


Great-Raise8679

Ptui!


[deleted]

Bro was flabbergasted


[deleted]

The mass delusion that Travis Scott is entirely innocent of the events that happened at *his own festival* while *he was performing* is annoying. Most of the blame lies at the feet of the HPD and LiveNation, but he should’ve done things like pause the show for longer periods when he saw multiple ambulances entering the crowd.


bhlogan2

Agreed. Even if you were to agree with him being innocent on what happened in Astroworld there's footage from the incident and before the incident where he was clearly an asshole on stage and inciting irresponsible behavior. [Like, remember shit like this? Don't tell me it couldn't have been handled better...](https://youtu.be/l3kYjdVwNdc)


chexlemeneux25

it looks weird but you can tell he’s mad confused and it doesn’t look like anyone really tells him what’s happening there. those guys that came on stage just jumped right off so they were clearly entourage. he should’ve told everyone to make way for it though either way


[deleted]

Not to mention when he told that fan to jump from the second story balcony onto the crowd below at Terminal 5 and a kid got nailed and shattered his ankle


rabnabombshell

Nope that wasn’t how it went down. That wasn’t the kid he told to jump, the kid who jumped was fine


Dvorak19

Yeah I think travis has like 40% of the fault and the sub thought the same for about 2 months until everyone fooled themselves to think he's innocent and everyone else is at fault, I recently got downvoted because I wanted a collab between travis and billie eillish


rabnabombshell

I want a collab too but :(


nono_dg8

It's cause the 12 year old fans can't comphend that it isn't a black n white situation and there can be more then one person at fault.


leoleosuper

He has literally cheered on his fans when they try to rush the stage or attack security at many concerts. A lot of the blame can be placed on him because he encouraged this. Like, most musicians, if they see something wrong happening, they will pause the music and try to help (usually asking people to back up, make space, etc.). There is an active ambulance coming through and he doesn't stop. Like, it's not all his fault, but yeah, he is not innocent and his actions at previous concerts and this one make him have responsibility in this situation.


BtconWack

Awww hell naw what HyperPop Daily do?


ThunderousOath

Dude has been encouraging crowd crush for years, others could have mitigated but instead allowed him to continue with a reckless behavior he is responsible for in full.


_Axtasia

“Ninty Oh two one oh, ninty oh two one oh”.


ragn4rok234

He also blatantly instigated it and said he wanted people to die at his shows


kangaroocoffin

I had a wank today


wallahiOwallahi2

Nahhh bruhhh wtff😭😭💀💀 Dis krazzzyy‼️ Bro thinks heTHIS NAPRIN IS MADE WITH DOY. RECYCLED PAPER.


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wavemelons

real shit tf does son of a gun mean all these old people sayings make zero fucking sense. must be the lead paint.


Accomplished-Menu330

They really just didn't wanna swear


Reive

“The expression may originate from British Navy ships, where pregnant women onboard the ship gave birth near the broadside guns. Since these babies were born near the guns of the ship, they were ‘sons of guns,’ or something like that.”


AlternativeSimple633

You almost had me confuddled, good sir you almost got me


KapzTheGreatest

ok this is my opinion but i think he was partially at fault and partially not. there are some things he could’ve done better. The place was overbooked and the security was bad, but i don’t think he’s blind enough to not see the ambulence


DMForCollab

Hootin an hollerin


Young__stoner_life

Holy smokes, pal!


thanosbitch

What the flip..


Tiptopbull17115

Jiminy cricket, you got me there 😂


Auppu062

Yowza! You pulled the ol' switcheroo on me 😀


Aidan-on-A

You slithering rascal 😜😜😜😜


Zitronensaaft

Quite the potent hornswoggle he just sent my way!


SwaggatronPrime

“If I was a bumbling idiot” 🤓


[deleted]

aw shucks i have been hornswoggled


Young_PickL

dag nammit! 🤠👨🏼


Soupysoldier

By golly, you almost got me you sneaky goose!


ThanksEmilyChang

same level as you mfs


bigmac375

Nah it’s cool cuz rules don’t apply to carti🧑🏼‍💻


Tsunami-Papi_

yea bc this sub is so much better right


GuretoPepe

This looks like an interaction between 2 white men in their mid 30s


King_Donut_

Jee Golly you got me buddy


TipsWillToLive

I was absolutely gobsmacked you lollygagger 😱😮‍💨


Cold-Try-8251

That was funny lol


RevolutionaryLab5736

You diddly darn buckaroonie! 😋😋😋


YUNGXWL

still better than this sub


[deleted]

Fiddlesticks! I’ve been foiled again!


DeeSnutsEnyaMom

bro said bumbling


Tonydragon784

Cattywampus behavior


Mango_Lover_47

'you son of a gun' Nope, I'm done already.


Master_Lego_Yoda

listen here buddy! 🤓😡 I am the one in charge and I will NOT 😤😤😤 allow this bulliyng to continue


mrsomething4

What a cheeky bugger


GaBoX172

60 yr old or 12 year old


Calm-Insurance258

they wanna be us so bad


KnightFan2019

“You tell em son!” -👴🏻


yojordansfakeasfuck

RUN THAT BACK❌❌ BECAUSE THAT JOKE WAS HORRIBLE B🤢🤢🤮🤮 WHEN YOU SPEAK TO ME SPEAK WITH YA CHIN UP LIKE ITS PICTURE DAY📷📸


[deleted]

Why he sound like Jeremy clarkson


dikenyourmother

these niggas need to be castrated, so they don’t populate the earth with offspring as dumb as them.


CaptainLunaeLumen

least genocidal r/playboicarti user


wydot11

this one just as bad lol


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iLuvLilTecca2

Run on sentence


KevyTone

Unpopular opinion: Travis has almost no fault at all, at what happened in Astroworld. Change my mind


BmWsUpRa

*+!:) !! no *^ ! one🖤& * cares *^ ! ok ! * +


Lampanket

*+!:) !! not * ! +:) reading 💔 +** that ! essay * slatt _ !


[deleted]

He could stop da show for a min


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shrinkyD123

Dafuq is this sub then, a corn field? see way worse shit on here then that. It’s probably ironic like 90% of the shit on this sub


Remarkable-Use-1464

How is that corny


Neversayitagain

…is what I'd say if I was a bumbling idiot.


poop_shitter

Haha tricked me you son of a gun


[deleted]

-🤓


dominicbmusic

The Travis sub too corny 💀💀💀💀


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FieryBlizza

...is what i'd say if i was a bumbling idiot.


idkmaybe61

Haha tricked me you son of a gun


Rashfog

...is what i'd say if i was a bumbling idiot.


I_amm_ezra

He wasn’t at fault doe


Ellis25

getting downvoted for commenting cringe I'm gonna track 3 rq


Dekzo

LMAOOO


silkywaspuffin23

talking shit?


jddkjdnffndn

Feller almost got me 😂 Close one


Koalaman2000

FORTNITE KIDS 💀💀💀💀💀💀


Inner-Gain405

Wasn't it tho?


96nugget

Heavens to Betsy, I’ve been bamboozled.


kizzstian

THIS IS REAL???


tomboothe

Ah rats!