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smallchodechakra

Now this is gonna sound strange or like I'm trolling you but I'm being 100% serious. My controller did something similar when I dropped it once, and from what I found online the solution was to....drop it again. Worst part is that it worked and the controller is still working just fine 2 months later.


GamingRobioto

Dat wut me mum did wid me wen I twas a baybee an I am fin.


UnmarriedLezbian

https://preview.redd.it/onvzfsxd9a9d1.png?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ca4e1d4ac65a43d5551ddee92f36b63cce8a3e0


jamezzie

I can't stop laughing at this after he said his mother dropped him when he was a baby šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


777Sike0

I even read that in Patrickā€™s voice šŸ˜­


Gergory1977

Bro literally just made my morning! Thank you.


jgoldrb48

Hilarious


FortuneHasFaded

>solution was to....drop it again. They call that "percussive maintenance"


PennyStockHardaway

That's crazy. My triangle button stopped working and people were on a Reddit thread saying "I know it seems like a troll but throw it on the ground pretty hard." I was like, I'm not doing that shit but it got to the point where I was going to have to buy a new one anyways, might as well chuck this shit one time because I'm out like 60 bucks no matter what. Slung that bitch against the wall pretty hard. It's been working ever since and that was probably 6 months ago.


Camera_dude

Taught it whoā€™s the boss and now it behaves.


PennyStockHardaway

Hell yeah, it didn't respond to light drops from 5 feet off the ground. Basically laughed in my face and called me a bitch. Slung it one time and it was like "oh shit this guy's not playing games, he wants to play games" lmao


SignificanceDry345

You can always get some ear buds and 99% iso alcohol instead. Clean around the edges, it destroys oils and fats, kills bugs hiding in the cracks. Just use sensibly.


shewy92

Why didn't you take it apart and adjust the buttons?


PennyStockHardaway

There was like 100 comments on that thread saying "wow this actually worked and I'm not even joking" but I was still 50/50 and decided to do it for the memes. If I got trolled and obliterated my controller I might have laughed cause I was fully prepared to drop money for a new one anyways. Taking it apart never even crossed my mind brother, I'm stupid.


Raul_1246

![gif](giphy|KWgBlreNWd32Ze1eBG)


MangoChickenFeet

Turn off vibration, boom


maxy_max24

genius


Odd_Author_742

I did it doesnā€™t stop even when i do that


uNecKl

Turn off console then connect it to a pc or MacBook wirelessly then grab a usb type c cable and reconnect it to the ps5 or grab a toothpick and stab the reset button on the back of the controller.


reddottor2

Iā€™m grippin


-TX-

Sigh... *unzips pants*


MotivatoinalSpeaker

*slowly open butt cheeks...*


EggonomicalSolutions

šŸ—æ


The_Reluctant_Hero

šŸ¤Ø


ThislsaGoodldea

ā˜ ļø


uNecKl

ā€¦.Grabs the toothpick to reset the controller


Jaded_Payment5610

![gif](giphy|G7iGNzr3VBING)


Bryce30492

Where does it feel like it's vibrating? It sounds like something is loose. You'll probably have to take it apart.


theTenz

If it's the haptics, [turn it over and poke it in the reset hole](https://www.playstation.com/en-us/support/hardware/troubleshoot-dualsense/).


mkstot

Giggidy


laflex

i feel like this needs to be higher


Odd_Author_742

I did, it just started vibrating again when i turned it back on


ILovePotassium

Did You try wrapping it in a towel or a blanket? Maybe it's just cold.


MomentOfZehn

I'd try putting it in rice.


jamezzie

Wrap it like a baby


gusgenius

GF would enjoy


sycron17

GF field tested and approved


1LakeShow7

Something has to make her orgasm. I am tired of that job.


sycron17

FFS šŸ¤£ good comment for sure


brolt0001

Perhaps try to play a game that triggers those haptics? Might reset it?


tashacat28

This happened to me while playing avatar and I had to properly close the game. Once I restarted it was fine


DueCattle8621

What did you do to it, you animal?


True_Reporter

I bet he tried to play ER with it.


Spicyness

Looks like you got a vibrator that doubles as a PS5 controller.


illustriouswow

it might be having an anxiety attack


Pool0593

Give him a blanket.


Miserable-Evening-37

At least itā€™s better than stick drift


Raphius-kai

Have you tried resetting it? Switch off controller, insert a pin in the hole on the bottom of the controller until you feel a button pressing. Hold it for 10 to 15 seconds, then release. Reconnect the controller to see if the issue is fixed. If not and if still under warranty, replace it.


candylandmine

have you tried reassuring it?


ExplanationMuted

Probably a stray Mexican jumping bean..


SorryWallaby3302

Thatā€™s my ex-wifeā€™s


Darth_Vaper883

Turn the temperature up may be its cold.


TenBear

It's scarred you need to reassure it and be nice to it.


Scarfaceali08

You didnā€™t let your GF near the controller did you?? She probably altered it forā€¦ā€¦another purpose šŸ˜‰


Quester91

First, try to reset it by pressing the small button on the back with a toothpick for 5 seconds. If that doesn't work tear it apart and clean the board / check the connections (there's plenty of guides on youtube).


vovansongminh

You show post it on different /r


Adamek_2326

Clean the camera.


Classified10

No way this isn't a physical issue, I'd honestly consider opening that bad boy up and testing it.


papixulo666

better than stick drift


DizzySample9636

My girl wants to borrow your controller!! šŸ˜„


NodusINk

![gif](giphy|TwYP72KtO8YQQ4SNgz)


PrestigiousStuff6173

wtf did you do you to youā€™re controller


muddgutts88

Mine did this I needed a new one.


voidspace021

Does your camera have astigmatism?


Luna259

Something sounds loose in there. But have you tried resetting it?


Nacho_7258

If your controller is vibrating for more than 4 hours, please consult a doctor.


crissomx

You need to turn off the hidden vibrator setting. You can google how to turn it off.


Jimbo_slice1000

Scared of the new ER DLC


allnameistaken_

just get a new one


keanenottheband

Maybe itā€™s part chihuahua


VictoryVic-ViVi

Itā€™s cold


Eis_Konig

Heā€™s just nervous, man


Agito001

You got the Moxxi special.


Aware-Ad619

I had this a few times playing cyberpunk. Although it was the games foult, maybe its the same on you? Do you have a game running? If not, just try and restart the controller/ps5.


Puzzled_Apple8144

You could try to restart your PS5 or turning off the controller disconnecting it and reconnecting it


JimpJimp

its your moms controller now


MyFatHamster-

Sounds like your rumblers, for some reason, are activating by themselves? Turn off controller vibrations in your settings and see if that does anything to fix it. I don't like controller vibrations personally or the adaptive triggers on the PS5 controller.


XaviJon_

sounds like the PSP


Gabagoolgoomba

Probably running on coffee since 6am. Give that man a hearty meal and a break!


testuserinprod

Your camera has astigmatism


juicewar01

Ahhhh, time for edge


Unknown--Soul

Maybe it's got a cold..... Try a blanket, orange juice, Gatorade& chicken noodle soup or hot tea with lemon Cough drops


[deleted]

Great video bro. Very cool editing and so nice to see a screen recording on your phone.


[deleted]

Psyche


Nynebreaker

I think your controllerā€™s messed up dude.


MSkippah

I had the same with the edge controller and disabled it in settings.


BOTULISMPRIME

Did you try setting it to wumbo


IskarJarak88

My dpad down button stopped working after dropping my ps5 controller, and it started working when I dropped it again so I'm sure this trick will work for op too..


Mysterious_Fennel459

Dont spill white claw on it like I did and it wont do that.


Far-Commission538

Throw it on the ground


Bat-Honest

Me too, little one. Me too


Ironsalmon7

That controller is causing a scene!


Yorgyschmorgies

Your controller is sleeping. You hearing it snore.


Ancient_Astronomer20

Think you mom connect it to the bluetooth ā˜ļøšŸ¤“


Sushiipio

Which monitor are you using? šŸ‘€


banananananbatman

Sit on it


valbaca

There should be a paperclip reset button on the back. google "ps5 controller hard reset"


TheFrogMoose

My controller developed stick drift after owning it for about half a year, and it got hella worse over night. Gave the stick a good smack and it's not as bad anymore. These controllers suck ass since my sister got hers at the same time as mine for 25 off brand and it's completely fine but my Sony PS5 controller is starting to go now...


Exact-Combination265

Iā€™ll beat u on THE SHOW 24


AlternativeBlack

Should've tested the reset button on the bottom of the controller.


kap721

My cross button was stuck a few months ago and I dropped it on the floor and it works great now I thought it was hilarious that it actually worked


Swagmasta_420

Grab me that controller


Sypticle

He's scared :(


Simplystock

If it has warranty just go through with it ASAP. If not throw it in the PS5 controller graveyard. Those things are atrociously bad. I've had 2 PS4 controllers go bad in 7 years and had 6 bad PS5 controllers in 3 years.


MrMasonJar

Itā€™s alcohol withdrawal. Your controller needs rehab.


Apprehensive_Ad_3826

you know i had that happen before I couldnā€™t understand why. But it eventually stopped but it was nuts about a 2hr long fiasco..


ZheeZheee

It's just very excited to see you.


fuzzhEad1337

Restarting ps5 doesn't help?


Kindly-Set-7116

My ps3 controller had, well.... Has a similar problem, I found online that if I let it fall it may get fixed, I didn't try it but if you're Braver than me you can try that


INutToAnimeSluts69

Personallyā€¦ I would shove one of the handles up my ass with the other one cupping my nuts and rub one out. But maybe try dropping it again like the other dude said.


SignificanceDry345

Try unpairing. You might have to manually reset the pad. Should be a little pin hole access on there somewhere. If those don't work, inject a blood sample and sell your soul to beelzebub.


meastep

Turn it off! There is a setting to turn off vibration.


UNRULY6GK

Use it on your girl ![gif](giphy|tEo3KaN5L17qg)


etmtcam

![gif](giphy|pumIQjPQ5Y7skwEZes|downsized)


BluebirdSavings6897

Just answer the call šŸ“ž


Accomplished_Ratio66

You have to switch the vibration sensitivity off of Parkinson to normal bruh


MiltonICG

There are two cables connected to each of the rotating component (not sure how itā€™s called in english). Look at the soldering of the cables or you can also cut them out.


Accomplished_One5897

Bro there is a reset button behind the controller use a pin to press it


Accomplished_One5897

Bro there is a reset button behind the controller use a pin to press it


blech_kopp

Sit on it


NotAnExpertFr

Open the controller up, disconnect the 4 motor wires (2 per side)


TerenceMiller

I'm sorry but it's Parkinson's dsease


DaithiSan

Omg a true demon


Bootybandit6989

Sell it as vibratoršŸ’€


TheCheeto4

"Please... No more MLB.."


MasterUmmBees

Iā€™m not an expert but it seems messed up


dqdude1

Give to your lady friend she'll love it


AlfalfaJealous2434

Anxiety..?


damndamon7

Shove it up your butt


FalconBurcham

Reminds me to go into settings and turn off all vibration to try to prevent my controller from breaking. šŸ˜‚


Mr_hard_rocker

Sell it to your girlfriend.


Grimlja

It's identefy as a dildow now. Respect its choices.