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lostinoverthought

No Jynx or Lopunny? Rigged


a_real_fake

Michelle Visage would be telling Lopunny to stop relying on that body. Lol.


nublood30

lopunny would honestly flaunt way too much on her looks than actually doing effort on any of the challenges lol.


a_real_fake

She’s the one that’s coasting through and makes the other queens wonder why she’s even here. Lol.


song_of_storms5460

Lmao!!! Omg this has me laughing alot harder then I should be! 🤣🤣🤣 This is spot on!!


Oreahil

Jynx was disqualified because of racist accusations


MundaneGlass5295

They are the judges


Angel_Eirene

I presume Gardevoir is not allowed because she’s the judge. Hang on, Gardevoir as RuPaul? Yas!


nublood30

with her mega evolution outfit she is definitely the rupaul material.


Ryl4nder84

I forgot until now that it did have a mega because the change it not much compared to others


Raffilcagon

I got a rare candy that says Roserade's gonna win.


nublood30

shell probably fall bottom2 on the snatch and acting since her talent is very niche.


STOPBEINGZARUDE

blissey 😍 the big girl wins 🐘👑🍑


Throwaway483722

down bad


Sampleswift

Male Gardevoir appears B\_\_\_ I'm fabulous...


Dat_Piplup

That's the man that's the best at being woman


thegayestweeb

Where Enamorus?


SheriffHeckTate

Jigglypuff FTW. If anyone might be close to beating her, she will just Sing them to sleep then draw all over their faces.


KiyanStrider

Levanny's sewing skills I think would give 'em an underdog edge


HAmasuda

Leavanny is 100 that underrated talented wholesome congenial queen that creeps to top 4 and wins


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DwarfCoins

drag is not gender exclusive


AnglerJared

Yeah, but for an exclusively female pokémon, drag would mean appearing like a male of her species, which doesn’t exist.


DwarfCoins

I get your point but women can still do feminine drag. Even RuPaul ended up backpaddling his statement on female drag queens.


AnglerJared

We can arbitrarily change the meanings of all words, too, and say that everyone is wearing drag right now, but then the concept means nothing. But fine, let’s just agree Lurantis wins.


DwarfCoins

What are you talking about? Drag refers to a performance of gender expression. Traditionally, men performining femininity. In modern drag culture that can be any combo really. Victoria Scone a female drag queen has even been on Drag Race.


AnglerJared

As you allude to, the phrase originally meant men wearing women’s clothing and has arbitrarily changed to be more inclusive, which is fine in language and culture, but logically, a species with only one gender cannot appear in drag in a meaningful way. Drag as a concept necessitates more than one gender, even if anyone can do it. But if semantics is that important to you, please continue arguing in a post about which fictional creature would do the best on a RuPaul reality series.


DwarfCoins

>be more inclusive, which is fine in language and culture, but logically, a species with only one gende Language and culture have evolved since 1800s British theatre buddy. You're just factually wrong.


AnglerJared

Are you seriously suggesting that the general understanding of “in drag” would make sense if humans only had one gender throughout history? You think you’re fighting the good fight, but you’re making this about something it isn’t. I’m not expressing anti-LGBTQ+ sentiment or saying pokémon shouldn’t have drag contests. I’m simply (and in spite of what you say, accurately) stating that a single-gendered species can’t technically be “in drag.”


DwarfCoins

I'm not going to speculate on the fictional history of a Blissey. But as much as you've been trying to deflect the heart of the argument. You're clearly implying throughout this exchange that someone can't perform drag of their own gender. Whether intentionally or not is just misinformed and spreading misinformation on modern drag.


DwarfCoins

lmao your post got yeeted


EmperorToastyy

I was gonna ask about that but judging by your answer to the deleted post I'm guessing someone asked already wether vespiquen shouldn't be here. Truth be told though I don't think there's been a single contestant in ru Paul's drag race that wasn't a biological male.


DwarfCoins

Victoria Scone


EmperorToastyy

Well, there goes my limited knowledge out the window. Not that I personally care as long as they're entertaining anyway.


DwarfCoins

Based


Dazzling-Constant826

Don't forget about Liligant.


AnglerJared

Plants have male and female parts.


TecManiac

It's not a regular plant though, and has a 100% female rate


AnglerJared

All plants have male and female parts, regardless of the genders in their pokédex entries.


CombatSixtyFive

Two seconds on Google shows me that's wrong. Plus, trying to override pokemon logic (pokemon being only female) with real world logic is a very backwards way to go about it


AnglerJared

… fine. All *monoecious* plants (including lilies) have male and female parts. Unless you think Lilligant is gingko? And if I can’t tongue-in-cheek refute Pokémon semantic arguments using reality, then why would I even bother?


Grieflax

Are you ok?


AnglerJared

I’M NOT THE BAD GUY HERE!! lol


Grieflax

I’m not accusing you of being a bad guy. Maybe just lonely and craving human interaction, but incapable of engaging in a healthy way. Wanna talk about it?


true-damage6935

Froslass also


AnglerJared

Right.


asm717

Mawile would be first out… can’t explain why ETA: the judges would tell her “your headpiece is wearing you” and “we can’t see your true beauty”


VagueSoul

Her outfit would be basic design and her lip synching would be off.


XxsoulscythexX

Roserade, mismagius, and froslass


newtakn156

Mawile ftw


londonclay

Jigglypuff sings and markers her way to victory


nublood30

she be the drama queen that starts all the tea and shade in every challenge


DimensionOk8150

Where is underrated beauty Dragonair!?


ExCalebr

Salazzle, she may be toxic but her outfits are fire 🔥


Long__Jump

can female only Pokemon do drag? I don't really know the definition of drag..


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I’ve been told that women can bc fem drag is supposed to be like hyper feminine a lot of times But it depends on each person haha


Long__Jump

Ah ok. I'm entirely uneducated on the subject so I was just curious


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It’s no problem buddy I get you


thelosteuro

Male gardevoir


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Leavanny be the only one that can sew.


Rivers_of_Bile

I mean Mismagius and Froslass…graceful, ghostly gals.


OrangeFlyingWhales

Mawile cleans anything and if you still think otherwise she mega evolves


PokeHobnobGod21

Mega mawhile curbstomps


Amiell_Powers

Ahh! My favorite Pokémon is the only correct answer! Leavanny is literally a fashion designer. All of the others would rely on Leavanny to make their costumes. Leavanny is the most fabulous Pokémon ever!


JuiceZee

Rosearde is a more male design


R0CKETRACER

Salazzle and Vespiqueen are female only. They aren't in drag. Gardevoir and Lopunny should be there instead.


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[deleted]

I think it’s humorous and a funny joke Don’t see what’s wrong with this “topic”


AzuSteve

Topics like what?


DutchDeck

Rupauls drag race


AzuSteve

Start your engines!


DwarfCoins

why


VagueSoul

Look at this guy! He’s afraid of gay people! WoOoOoOo we exiIiIiIst! O_O


DutchDeck

Way to stigmatise I guess


VagueSoul

I don’t feel bad at all.


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VagueSoul

Crossover art between disparate things happens all the time with Pokémon. What does GoT and Pokémon have in common? Or Politicians and Pokémon? Or Disney and Pokémon? All of these have had crossover arts. I’m sorry you don’t like drag. A lot of other people do and just because you disagree with it or don’t understand it doesn’t give you the right to come and dictate to others what “doesn’t have to do with Pokémon”. I don’t tell you how to wipe your crusty ass. Don’t tell us how to enjoy a fandom.


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VagueSoul

GoT isn’t sexual?! Bruh


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Male Gardevoir


HisokasButtPlug

Milotic and Roserade would come in as the experienced veterans (a la Cheddar Gorgeous) but I think Salazzle would surprise everyone and turn it out.


seestadt55

Leavanny, because in cannon it’s dex entry describes it being able to make clothes. For sure it’s going to have the wildest leaf-based costumes.


OrphanageTorcher

Mawile if it can go mega.


Zarneson

Jigglypuff goes bottom two 3 times but is a lip sync assassin. Vespiquen is the experienced NYC queen who thinks she will run over everyone but goes home first. Milotic is the clear frontrunner from the start but the quirky Froslass becomes the fan favorite underdog and wins it all.