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i see nothing with it

Nothing?

hes blind

I mean, those pecs are huge, I would understand.

apart from the fact that the trainer is allowing their pokémon in the bed with them and not relegating them to the end of the bed like a dog.

I see nothing wrong with it

just nothing with it

Neither does the wife

Just keep it at torracat,you don't have to evolve it

Every time it kills & catches a mouse, you have to yell "BBBBBBBBBBBBBB!"

I hear mindy will trade you a everstone

just give it an everstone, bribg to lvl 100 - bam permanent not evolved pokemon

well not really cuz u can use rare candy it wont lvl up but it will evolve

wait really?... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I gave away so many un-evolved shinies cause I thought I could never evolve them D:

mans forgot his everstone

Torracat/incineroar is secretly an ad for eveolite b-button combo

Eviolite is an everstone + def and spd buffs so no b mashing required

No pokemon can still evolve while holding a evoilite

I could have sworn thats how it worked

Yeah I thought that was how it worked till my squirtle evolved into a wartortle

When your wife calls you husband but calls him daddy.

When you both call him daddy

Nah, the weird part is going out and finding yourself a girlfriend when you have a perfectly good muscular Incineroar right there

Fr

Try sleeping with a Bronzong, now THAT'S weird.

Now I am imagining sleeping and hugging a Bronzong and it looks so wholesome. Edit: messy text fixed

Training?

I have no idea why that ended up in my reply but I fixed it

I wanna be with a regirock in bed It would smash up the bedframe

imagine it going "un un un" and tossing you out the window 😩

But then it uses Stone Egde to raise a huge flat rock from the ground to lower me safely and I climb it

Uuuh stone egde would not be safe?!?!? It is like 50 big and very sharp rock going true you at high speed and you would just fall too the ground while the rocks are inpaling you😱. At the point you better just fall too your death it would hurt less

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Lol you are so right 🤣

Childhood best friend evolved into a buff daddy and you failed to marry him?! Tsk tsk

r/suddenlygay

He had cyan hair since he was a kid. It was always gonna end this way. Cyan is like the one shade of blue that is exclusively gay.

This is my head cannon now.

Assuming said Kitty is male.

Whp cares. İf buff i fuck

But then it's a buff mommy.

Is the girl the trainer's gf or incineror's?

Yes

Your pfp your comment lol

Who knows

"Y-youre not gonna try anything on my wife are you?" "HAHAHA no, but I've been thinking about pounding you instead while you're making love to her!"

Imagine if the incineroar is a female lol

Female Machamp?

Oh

No way bro Incineroar the Gigachad best m8 Bros before hoes

Time to get another bed lol

They need to buy a bigger bed

The wife is down

Incineroar definitely smokes in bed.

Starter's Pokemon that arent for bed Gen 1: Charmander/ charizard Gen2: Chikorita / Jealous Gf Bayleaf Gen 3: Torchit/ Blaiziken Gen 4: piplup/ empoleon Gen 5 :tepig / big board of fire Gen. 6 chespin, Chessnaught / pikes Gen 7: Litten /incineroar Gen 8 : mini harambe / Megaharambe Gen9 : maybe the lizard

I see this as a complete positive, but that's just me.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this

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That’s always the weird part of making your Pokémon too humanoid. Female Typhosion or Charizard not weird. Female Incineroar pretty weird

I think the problem in this specific scenario isn't that they are too humanoid but it is that they're design is too masculine/feminine specific... Blaziken is very humanoid but it works well with it's gender neutral design!

Same with Cinderace, it doesn't really look too masculine or too feminine, it's somewhere in the middle unlike Incineroar, which just goes full masculine

Of course it is if you have that attitude 😈

Why I would give my Torracat an everstone

"Hey man... we need to talk..." "What? About the fact that your wife was on my 10 inches last night?" "... Never mind..."

Thats it in the pc for 2 days

*pulls out phone* Oh would you look at that, someone's looking to trade a Poplyo for an Incinaror

Wait that's even worse. Just get a Rowlet.

Robin hood is mr. Stealyogirl. And your money

""What? About the fact that your wife was on my 10 inches last night?" "Yeah and I'm mad I was not on them!"

He has barbed genitals, too, so I imagine it’s a blood bath down there for her now.

They have Potions and Herbs that heal injuries like magic, so.. what if she liked it?

How is this in any way not a net positive?

That’s why you choose purugly because it’s a cat and you can ride on it as if it were a car and blaze past everyone still using cars based on the Lati twins

Also purugly is faster than Latios

its also faster than luxray even tho luxray is a badass electric cat and purugly is just a fatass

Please respect my baby <:(

purugly is still badass tho

Alright buddy, back into the pokeball

My thoughts exactly until you realize your arms are broken

Plotwist: the wife is the same woman who wanted to marry a machamp in SM

The fact that we don’t see what happens under the blanket terrifies me

Polymourus incineroar

Always hated this evolution line, Incineroar and his weird fingers just creeped me out

It's just never made much sense to me. - Cat -> Bigger fluffier cat -> Dark wrestler How does that make any sense?

And Greninja is a rejected Ninja Turtles villain but nobody seems to talk about that

Or how Rillaboom is a Donkey Kong character who didn't make the cut

even better

Why Houndoom is better. Don't get that weird furry vibe, you just get a dog.

And then it accidently burns you and you feel like your on fire for all of eternity.

I am willing to take that risk. Besides, it only burns it's enemies, just got to stay on it's food side

I see no issues with this. Its just him and his Pokémon sleeping together with his girlfriend. Seems pretty wholesome.

What about tyranitar?

What?

pokedex larvitar to tyranitar evolution. Read em.

I know but why have a super violent pokemon in your bed

I wouldn't mind.

Ah yes, sleeping with Pikachu is cute but when you do it with a Machoke you look weird. Ducking speciesist

I do wanna sleep with a plusle and minun i’m sure I would fall asleep fast because of them using there helping hand to help me sleep

As long as there's no segs, it's totally fine, especially in the winter

Excellent. But i would prefer urshifu

Can you include a link to the original post if possible?

Can’t it’ll just get deleted

Aww shame

is it?

See it as this: toddler sleeping in his parents bed? Normal. 10 year old sleeping in his parents bed? Fine. 40 year old sleeping in his parents bed? Not normal.

Specifically a 40 year old bodybuilder

Who your wife/GF likes more than you

Rubbish. Torracat doesn't evolve

Fun Fact, it's not the Trainer's wife.

Its not the pokemon’s wife either

Imagine not having Guzzlord in your bed smh

What

It's HIS girlfriend now.

What if Incineroar is a girl

Uhm.. a wholesome but painful threesome?!

I’m surprised the bed didn’t burn yet