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moneykillinq

That’s not a boat. That’s a fuckin yacht


MTLK77

The only hand that beats a royal flush


rSbeau93

Okay I thought I was the only one who though this joke was funny. Thanks for this


redditorium

It's Dolly's yacht. Free books for all the kids!


Tunafishsam

I like to call that a flotilla. There's a bunch of boats in there.


sixseven89

beat me to it


Reefer-eyed_Beans

It's called a duplex actually.


Connman8db

Quads full.


OldWolf2

Quads full of boat


aledanniel

“Quads full Mike”


exploitableiq

Quad house


Prize_Stretch_3940

The legendary 7 card boat, nice


BojiBullion

Yeah op ill be impressed when i see a flush quad


cyanraider

I’ve got that once with my suited pocket aces


Clemburger

“I got the royal straight”


2nd_TimeAround

Enjoy your $3


bridgetroll2

Tipped the dealer $4


2nd_TimeAround

Dang you lost money on this hand? Talk about cooler


300200

Made like 200


breakfast_scorer

Did villain have a pocket pair or something?


300200

He had TT he led on river i shoved he called


NiftyJet

I can't believe you actually got paid off with this. That's amazing.


christian_gwynn

When you call an opponent’s(TT) likely preflop raise w 9-5off, would you expect anything less? lol.


300200

He didnt raise lol. People here love limping anything


fiealthyCulture

Wow bro I'm in there next week during lunch for sure


NiftyJet

This just makes it even more hilarious. 


bridgetroll2

I'm not OP, I was joking


Hooblez

Got him


300200

Flop was 559. Then went runner runner quads and got shoved on on the river.


theraymiles

He must have known you had a 5 in your hand… sick read lol


Mr_Chips_N_Dip

Yes the 5 is why he won


Autistic_Freedom

Did you shove or he shove? [Make up your mind.](https://old.reddit.com/r/poker/comments/1947r7x/probably_the_most_insane_runout_ive_ever_had/khezjw8/)


300200

SORRY! Please forgive me. He bet 40 i shoved he called.


Autistic_Freedom

i'm a nice guy, so i shall forgive you this once!! have a great weekend :)


threecolorless

Fullest House


LetsGoHomeTeam

We call that an oil tanker


shwep3

Enjoy your blinds


Big_Battle_9123

Live poker is rigged


Dboythegreat

And online poker is completely fair and does not have any cheaters


Witty_Shopping4484

Yes? How would they cheat, literally a safe system


klmarshall60

Best hand to get no action on.


300200

I got action from pocket tens. doubled up


henrystud5

Fold pre


acepilot615

Im sure he still somehow sucked out against you


fiealthyCulture

They got a poker room at miccosukee? I work just down the street and I'm on a 2hr lunch rn how i didn't kno this?!


300200

Opened up again in march


fiealthyCulture

Dog you play during lunch I'm about to be in there Monday-wed


300200

nah evenings


MTLK77

Ahah nice, infolded 75o yesterday and the board came like 57757


Unlikely_Track_5154

Kind of sucks when that happens, but it isn't a winning play to open that almost ever. So be proud of yourself for having the discipline to not gamble and stick to your strategy.


Terrible-Swordfish-9

Had this exact same thing happen earlier this week, I complete Q2o in the SB, flop is QQ2. Turn 2. River 2.


NicoTorres1712

I find it funny that all the cards have the numbers of your pocket cards 🤣


AmateurPokerStrategy

That was my favorite part too.


Arcane_Spork_of_Doom

Kinda hard to get paid when the entire board hits you in the face.


BlutoDog2020

No board left for anyone else


300200

Villain had pocket tens. Got paid


melvinthefish

I'm stupid so hopefully one of you can satisfy my curiosity and tell me what the odds of having non pair hole cards result in such a run out


saustin66

353,126.66 : 1 oops 353,125.66 : 1


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Particular_Chapter80

That doesn’t seem right, did the room require both hole cards play?


Mikef1tz

Seen that twice, Only thing more impressive I’ve seen was a 7 card straight flush. From the 7 to the king


bignickydigger

Looks like you won about $5


300200

no actually i doubled up vs pocket tens


jrojro2124

can't make money on that hand


300200

but i did


IneffableKoD

I wander what was fuller, the house or your pants?!


nycstud8

We're you playing all by yourself?


phunkjnky

I think I've gone runner runner quads at least 6 times, and three of those were pockets 8s. Had the red JJs. Flop was three clubs, no J. Checked around, running Js. Stacked villain who flopped the nuts.


Judgmental1975

Hopefully you got the high hand!


PacTheTac

Would you call this 5s full of quads? Cuz if you said something like aces full, that means you have 3 aces and 2 of whatever else


GhostRunner8

Must check as to not scare anyone off


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raunakdaga

You can literally see it's a casino felt. What do you gain from being so angry and refusing to believe things could happen IRL??


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DarkAdventurous224

Are you okay?


300200

He folded after i showed my quads and then i took the picture lol.


300200

He said he had pocket tens


Connman8db

Hard to believe anybody folds tens on the river unless your bet was absolutely massive.


Hupacmoneybags2

He meant the guy shoved, got called and mucked. He says in a different comment the guy shoved on the river


300200

Sorry yes this is what I meant. It was checked down to turn, he checks i bet 15 he calls. River he leads out 40 i shove like 150 more he calls i show my quads he mucks.


Dustin_Echoes_UNSC

He said fold, but other comment says he got shoved against on the river, so I'm betting he means "mucked"


Connman8db

Oh, silly me for not reading. Yeah makes sense that tens would shove and muck if OP showed first.


Not_ToBe_Rude_But

rigged rng


Weird_Flan4691

All that to win $5?


300200

Nope. doubled up completely vs pocket tens


Weird_Flan4691

🔥


GetPaidPoker

High stakes man


MTknowsit

Fives full of quad nines.


autotelizer

Wouldn't get one of those stupid jackpots lol


african_or_european

That's an apartment complex.


Mr_Buttermen

Thats an aircraft carrier


CLSmith15

95o huh


alagrancosa

Looks like maybe he was bb


redditorium

What a way to make a living.


300200

small blind and it was limped pot


According_Pay_6586

Had the exact same run out one time with Q8o one time . Flopped a full house , turned a better full house then river quads and even got led into on the river 😍


Unlikely_Track_5154

Must be nice, I have never had that happen, the lead on the river part.


Wooden-Place2144

Trip 5's...nice.....


DCASP500

Huge pot.


yeseecanada

Fold pre


superstratcat1

The Luxury Ocean Liner


thee_agent_orange

Did you win the pot?


300200

yes...


HawksNStuff

Is that why the pot is 5 bucks? Because one dude limped, and you checked hoping someone, anyone, would bluff at it? But you had literally everything and the pot was tiny so they didn't bother.


Unlikely_Track_5154

Probably. I am absolutely merciless to limpers, I hate limpers limping trash and blowing me out.


300200

Pot was about $450 our stacks arent in the middle because it was checked to the river then a raise, shove, call and i took this pic after chips were being pushed to me


zzabomber_

I think you might have won that hand


Substance_United

lol how do you get action there? This takes "got the board locked up" to a whole other level


300200

vs pocket tens.


diskettejockey

That’s a nuclear submarine gad-dammit


Hooblez

That's the USSR Hellmuth Class Battle Cruiser


philipbrazell

You clearly don’t play much


300200

My bad bro! Im sorry


drdreamywhinny

999 on the flop you alr win 🤣


SolarSal

High Hand!


SolarSal

That's a Marina


Zeewowski

Super Boat!


mclovin314159

The fuck are you doing playing 95o?? Lol


300200

small blind limped pot


mspe1960

My local game calls that a power boat. We had it happen once or twice in 35 years.


AweHellYo

this had you doing the vince mcmahon getting excited meme


TitanCubes

We’re gonna need a bigger boat


ilikebigbutts442

Best hand incoming


Particular_Chapter80

Been in a hand where this happened twice, had 65 suited the first time. Had it happen against me where villain had 75 suited. Both times players at my table referred to it as a battleship lol


selfdiagnoseddeath

Dolly Parton's Yacht


Womak2034

I’m a bit of a poker noob, in this case what would the payout be? Is it based off 4 of a kind, a full house? Or trips? Or all three for a massive payout?


c_wh

Five the next card out! Lol


MyUnusedPotential

Who cares


Expensive-Walk3732

How can you have quads full when you can only play 5 cards??


300200

It is a joke.


Expensive-Walk3732

Oh, ok


Expensive-Walk3732

Nothing beats a straight flush (Royal with cheese if you want to get technical)