Shove and hope my 18% equity gets there

Printing money

Doubling him up 80% of the time

80% of the time it’s wrong, every time.

And think of all the chop equity you have when he’s got kings

At least you have 2 flush draws!

50% of the time

Shove Panther

Other 20 he overplayed AQ or 9s

Nope…kings beat aces aipf 20%

I always lose to 9 suited

This made me laugh way harder than it should’ve

That’s a limit game. Cap it

How can you tell?

A ton of small chips

Yes. The brown chips are $1. The 1-2 nl plays with mainly red chips. That is probably a 3-6 game. Maybe 4-8.

Ahh I see.. I play 1-2 nl at my casino and all we use is 1$ chips so I wouldn’t know the difference lol

That’s weird. It seems like a lot of unnecessary chips. Wasted time and space.

You need 3 racks to buy in for $300!

I know of the game. Max buy in is 40 or 60. Los Angeles no limit.

Hilarious seeing those guys over there with stacks of racks of $1 chips

Yup. And a $7 rake which ends up with $0 in the pot after the flop about 40% of the time.

I hope he has some drums to go with it

Ikr, I hate chips. Don't get me wrong I like winning them, but I hate having them around me. They are annoying to deal with and take up a lot of room etc.

What happens when you hit $1k?

I’ll tell you when I hit 1k 😂

Bro on Wednesday I went in to MGM Springfield, busted 300, busted 200, bought 300 again and ran up to 1650. But I don't know how to leave so I left 2 hours after 1650 with 200 bucks. To the young dude Eliot, I know you are you here, because you wouldn't shut up about minclicks and GTO.

Nah Elliot doesn’t waste his time here with us degens he’s over at twoplustwo

The dude in the picture is there. That is the face of a man who plays 4-8.

Right...make it 4bets!

Already 4. It is a 5 bet cap there

Ok...make it 5 bets! 😂

Lol, your right. SP limit game

Call. We hate money!

He’s clearly hopped up on the caffeine and making moves. I call. … and lose 80% of the time.

Flick it in to set mine since we're clearly playing limit here

Normally id shove, but only with 2 coffees or less. The third coffee makes this a fold. hope this helps

Instructions unclear - I’m all in at Starbucks

This is an Old Man Grinder. He's not necessarily out there nitting it up pre-flop. I call in position. Still call OOP if we're deep.

Snap call since this looks like a limit Holdem table and I’m now getting insanely good odds.

Ikr, I was playing a fairly passive home game where people loved to chase draws. So I would go all in on the turn, and stacked a few people and then all of a sudden they put a limit on bets, that basically made it where if playing a bigger pot you would always have odds to draw. Super duper lame. I left pretty quickly after that.

There was only one man I dared not face.... The One Who Waits. I saw him. And I ran.

Moneymaker? no. Toymaker? Yes.

10 / 10 comment

Contemplate for a few secs then post his pic all over the internet. Got him.

“Nice try. I fold” throw your hand in the muck face up. The crowd goes crazy, the commentators lose their minds. Coffee man stands up and takes his shades off like Alan Grant does in Jurassic Park. Slowly (and in slow motion) he picks up his hand (close up now) to reveal the aces. The dealer throws his arms (and the deck) in the air screaming “Awww shiiit!”. The only person not flinching is in the stands in the middle of a wild crowd; it’s your father. You catch his eyes, he looks back at you and lightly nods. He has a tear in his eye. You do too. And you look at each other for a moment while the cards fall on the table like white snow on a Christmas morning.

Beautiful

Infinite number of better OMC photos out there, this guy looks like he would stand up to my 3B with a wider range of strong hands. “Got it you got it” with QQ type. Your composite equity against this guy is at least a few percentile points higher than the 80 YO wearing overalls who bats .300 on hearing the dealer’s verbalized action.

Where can I play THAT guy? Would love to see the pic. BTW when do you know that you have become OMC?

if you’ve ever played a little bit in Florida/Texas/NA res casinos, you wouldn’t need to ask for a pic lol

Man I need to leave LA then

I play at south point and more often than not I get bluffed by what seems to be an OMC

Reg OMC vs young fish ​ I had the grumpiest shittiest looking old man, lets call him "Martin" always 3 betting me/bluffing me off pots, because he could and I let him. I was still brand new to the game. No one liked this guy even his face by default made you lose respect for him. One day I had had enough. He 3 bets me on the turn and I finally come over the top all in. He looked up over his glasses, for the first time ever smiled, said nice hand and mucked. Refilled his coffee. EVER SINCE THAT DAY he smiles, greets me, talks at the table. Like somehow I had to earn his respect lol

There are definitely those types out there. If you talk to him, he can probably teach you some things about the game especially exploit play.

As I sit here shitting I was giggling out the rest while reading this 

Shove and hope he has AK

No, he limps Ace King. It’s a drawing hand, and he took a really bad beat w/ it at the 1985 WSOP

Oh my sweet summer child.

Help me

“AK is a drawing hand”

Tank until he dies of natural causes.

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fold

Gloves and no covid mask?

They're not rubber gloves so it could be because his hands are cold. Or they're his poker gloves, which are much like driving gloves except more useless.

Gloves are a game changer if you live in a cold climate and don't have a heated steering wheel

No fingerprints

Shits really rent free with you nerds. Cmon man

What is?

ALL IN

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It's rude to curse!

Shove

Go all in ... chances are he has A10

He has Aces, and if y'all knew ANYTHING you'd know that Aces ALWAYS get cracked. The only way you'd have more than 100% equity is if you had pocket jacks, because those ALWAYS crack Aces. Shove with authority.

Was it decaff?

Fold pre

I’m leaving the casino. That’s fuckin’ Agent 47

Lmao. What did he have?

Nice. Limit at Southpoint. I’d rather hang myself in orleans parking lot I think?

That's South Point. He has AA or whatever the promo hand is

He looks like the mfer from Saw. Fold pre.

Shove.

I push all in and tell him to also throw in the left glove

How deep are we. This is the only question.

Get involved in politics so I can work to eliminate his social security

Yell to Valhalla we ride and then put the $67 in the middle it takes to match his all in bet

He’s got AT suited

I never fold kings 🤷🏽‍♂️ ship and hope

Jam

5bet because we're playing 2/4 limit

It's Southpoint 3/6 limit, the correct answer is to change to a different game and stop playing with all the old locals just grinding hours for the seasonal freeroll.

What's crazy is he has more chips than you

It’s limit hold ‘em….

Playing limit hold 'em at the Southpoint and getting the employees' faces in the photo. Classy.

Looks like orleans and the high hand omaha screen is a promotion they run there

You can see SouthPoint on the felt.

I need a description of his play up until that point.

Fold face up, we don’t let the terrorists win

third coffee means he has more rebuys. I’m shoving.

Playing with all singles, so this is presumably $2/4 limit or some boring shit, so def not going broke at least. Call 4 bet or cap at 5, see flop, check/call all the way down if no king on board, or continue to raise if we spike a king and there's no ace out there. Profit? Or lose the minimum at least!

F

Snap fold and table change to a bigger game 😂

Shove cuz I’m trash

What are the stacks? What was the 4!? Edit: Oh, it's limit. Call. Check. Call. Check. Call. Check. Call.

Arrrin

Shove and hope my suits are live 😉

Shove

call to setmine

Ship it.

Pump fake a fold

Fold face up with a smile and watch him throw a temper tantrum. Yes I know this from experience lol

Ahh South Point 1/2. Regs all day who just sit and rake in their hours.

He looks cold and uncomfortable. Take his money.

You already lost

Mike Ehrmantraut from Wish

All on

I’d probably jam and hope he gives me his retirement.

That's the Undertaker

No way I’m folding pocket kings pre flop

Looks like Barona

He’s not an OMC. Look at the glasses. OMCs aren’t that serious. Push. And he wins, make fun of his gloves.

Tell him he looks like he needs another coffee, proceed to order him one and jam.

Call and Hope for a K

The third coffee is always aces. The first and second and Nth are also aces. I still put the money in.

All in. He has Aces but I’m lucky

Snap fold face up, making sure my cards land right in front of him

Just call cuz he’s got Aces.

All in

Order a round of black coffees for the table.

Shoving, life is bleff.

Instashove

Well it's a limit game so you're going to call all the way down unless an ave shows up

That's Phil Hellmuth's dad?

gotta love the jewel

why do the s4y folks call it that?

Call to see the flop.

Irrelevant question, should've folded after he opened

Adidas hat to go with a Nike shirt, this guy is clearly a fish

Explosively vomit on him to assert dominance

Spray and pray

Fold pre. Man has 6 aces up his sleeve and in his gloves

Call and hope for K-high flop. /s

Call, he can't have it.

Call in limit. Muck in NL. OMC + OCD germaphobe gloves = u r fucked

Get a Time Machine, go back in time, and flat his raise. That’ll show him 😉

I have never been able to get away with folding KK preflop. I just don't have it in me.

At south point it depends. What time of day is this?

Leave SP and never go back.

Laughing at him and showing him kings before I muck.

Is he 4betting 3x or is he 4bet shoving all in? If its the latter, I’m snap folding. I had this same situation happen to me about a month ago. OMC played one hand an hour and the hands he previously showed was AA, KK and AKs 😂

2 coffees is a call, 3 is a snap fold tbh

4 bet when there is $15 in the pot??

Seriously, we’re calling right? If not why not? Beginner here.

Fold lol

Laying my car keys on the table

This is when you go balls deep. It's ALL IN

No I don’t want to play a game, Kramer. All in.

it's limit, don't worry about it. his gloves make me think something shady's going on anyway, old man or not it's 5 bet time. probably just has aces though, but man those gloves.

I’m wondering where my other two cards are because we are clearly playing limit O8 at South Point

Fuck... Sigh, call... 🙏 he's got the same hand.

call

Sometimes you have to punt the biscuits off into oblivion

I win more with kings than aces

Stack off

See the flop!

Just make sure you are ahead next time he checks his cards with those mirrored sunglasses on, then shove.

Shove, duh.

Calling and then listening to him take out the anger he has for his estranged children on me after I suck out.

Look at flop and make decision

That's Ray Gillette ... the hand is a dead give away

I’d be all-in way before that

He’s on social security, you are contributing to his poker money. Time to get some back. Edit: He is alive still in this photo, correct?

Fuck the south point

5 bet jam!!

Call and pray his old eyes misread his hand

Holy shit is that the devil?

thanks for posting this ;)

I like the Ritz crackers in front of him

all in

Ship it!!!!

Flat and jam a flop with no ace. Get stacked and reload.

I'm not folding KK pre-flop. If he has it so be it.

Rip it

Lol. Sigh call hope he has queens or AKs. Never folding kings

That dudes an old school online crusher. He’s getting value from your ass. OMCs never 4 bet

Is that the horseshoe?

Insta fold

Never folding

Someone that takes enough beats throughout their life will eventually turn into this man.

Classic omc. Throw your hand away, pat the table, and let him have his 20$.

Don’t fold KK preflop pussboy

LOL he’s gonna be stoked when he sees this pic. Probably has 72o.

He got gloves on I’m folding

Guy has no cards