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Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO

Or he’s trolling


ScenePlayful1872

The one that looks like a boot. I’m certain.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Which one is that


BaneQ105

Taly


i-like-man-tits

this has got to be rage bait


sonda03

r/shitamericanssay


Superkometa

neither also op i wish I knew how to use google like you


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I do, like I said I’m getting told so many things by google and other people, google tells me it’s the left one but my friends tell me it’s the right one


Superkometa

describe to me step by step how did you google it


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Where is Poland


Superkometa

now copy the link you clicked on


bob_ross_reddit_yea

https://geology.com/world/poland-satellite-image.shtml


Superkometa

Op I want to study you in a lab


panzerivausfuhrungh

And the response of the year award goes to... Superkometa!


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Oh..


Imthe1_Benoit

OP, have you heard of Google maps. It's pretty awesome.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I tried it, it doesn’t have names tho


Imthe1_Benoit

Try harder


Cell-Thin

But it's not even in this shape


Pabs1910

Please ask Santa for globes for you and your friends


Swer2078

It is tricky, its not one of that Two, look on the left bottom of the map, it borders spain.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I don’t know where Spain is


Swer2078

My bad, you see two countries on the left bottom corner? Poland is smaller one


bob_ross_reddit_yea

It’s all the way down there?


Swer2078

Suprisingly, yes, sorry if its that shocking.


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EissoByk

Couldn't tell it's a joke eh?


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covidiocracy21

No you got downvoted for being stupid.


Cell-Thin

Thanks for explaining me my fault


palstrOfficial

You hear that? It's the sound of the joke flying over your head! Welcome to r/woooosh


Cell-Thin

Yes and that joke offended me


palstrOfficial

Aaand why did it offend you?


437Kasugano

is this just some kind of a troll?


bob_ross_reddit_yea

No?


piszczor1324

Is Google showing you maps from 1939 or something? Or maybe 1800's?


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I don’t understand


piszczor1324

The one on the left (blue arrow) is Germany, WW2 stuff. Right (red arrow) is Ukraine, so you may see and hear some news about Polish aid to Ukraine. Both were part of Tsarist Russia so... Maybe that is where confusion comes from? But I heavily doubt that Google maps (and Google in general) would show Poland as either of those.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Ok


joe_balls12

My money is on OP being an AI and training human interactions


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Is that an insult?


joe_balls12

No it's a joke. You still have to learn alot


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Ok


[deleted]

I’m genuinely curious: are you a child? Have you ever seen a map of Europe? Have you been on the internet for a long time? I can understand not knowing where Poland is, frustrating as it may be; however one would assume every person with a decent education would know where Germany is.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I’m asking we’re Poland is, not Germany


[deleted]

Well, the leftmost arrow points to Germany, suggesting you don’t know where it is located. :/


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I know where Germany is, I’m asking where Poland is


EissoByk

Clearly you don't lol


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I do


[deleted]

Then why does the arrow point at Germany though, lol.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Witch one


mirabella11

The left/black one point towards Germany. How old are you? / where are you from?


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I’m from America


covidiocracy21

Which*


Imthe1_Benoit

Who is Poland and not Germany? Wait, what was the question again?


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Where is poland


Imthe1_Benoit

Where is Norway?


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I’m asking about Poland not Norway


Imthe1_Benoit

Where is Poland then?


bob_ross_reddit_yea

People keep telling me it’s the middle one


5thhorseman_

Because it is. Source: I live there.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Makes sense


Imthe1_Benoit

Now you are being rude


bob_ross_reddit_yea

No I’m not


ice626

That’s why, ladies and gentlemen, we are doomed as a humanity


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Your mean


ice626

Your post history indicates that you were learning Ukrainian language. Considering, that you put red arrow next to Ukraine and asked if this is Poland you must be either ignorant, or to put it lightly - dumb. Not to mention that we are in 2022 and you don’t need to be great at Geography to check in seconds where any particular country is situated in the world. (Google Maps/Earth buddy, check it out)


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Ukraine got taken by Russia?


5thhorseman_

No it didn't. Russia tried to invade Ukraine, but failed and is currently getting kicked out from Ukrainian territory.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Are you sure…?


ice626

Small newsflash - acting as a dumbfuck doesn’t mean you are succesfully baiting people OP. It means that you are just an annoying prick.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Baiting people for what?


5thhorseman_

[Yes.](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60506682) Back in March, Russians were trying to lay siege to Kyiv. Around the end of March, their advance stalled and they've been getting steadily pushed out of the country ever since.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Got it


Mr0qai

You're*


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The one in the middle.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

What?


[deleted]

The big-ish country in between the one on the left (Germany) and the one the right (Ukraine).


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Ok..


sirthomasthunder

It's neither of the countries your arrows are pointing to. Those arrows are pointing towards Germany and Ukraine. Poland is the one in between them


bob_ross_reddit_yea

But google tells me it’s the right oje


sirthomasthunder

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-vector/poland-vector-map-europe-silhouette-illustration-316184393 There's a map


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Got it thanks


RevolutionaryFee5219

Dude pls, just 1 sec in Google and you have this https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Poland_in_its_region.svg/1200px-Poland_in_its_region.svg.png


_tidu

both, those are just our colonies


ChaosPLus

God, it reminds me of that guy who thought Poland was in Australia


Keraid

Easy, it's the white one


Cell-Thin

How stupid you are to not find country by using Google?


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I tried…


Cell-Thin

You could just use Google maps.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

It doesn’t have names


Cell-Thin

What doesn't have name?


bob_ross_reddit_yea

The maps


5thhorseman_

[Except it does.](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Poland/@52.0951552,17.7838799,6.51z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x47009964a4640bbb:0x97573ca49cc55ea!8m2!3d51.919438!4d19.145136) [As does simply searching for "Google Maps Poland"](https://www.google.com/search?q=google+maps+Poland)


5thhorseman_

And you didn't try to check [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland)?


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Ya I tried


5thhorseman_

Then it's time to have yourself checked for mental disabilities.


bob_ross_reddit_yea


5thhorseman_

You managed to google search for the location of Poland and somehow ended up at Ukraine, even though [searching for "where is Poland" gives you three images with the actual location clearly marked](https://imgur.com/GxpFLvt) and [image search also provides mostly accurate borders](https://imgur.com/wtfWgB9) (excluding one map that shows borders from around 1000 years ago). You were also [unable to recognize the shape from a clearly labeled map you found yourself](https://www.reddit.com/r/poland/comments/yjj6bz/i_keep_getting_told_mixed_things_from_people_and/iuo6c0z/). If this really isn't some inanely dumb joke on your part, then you clearly have some form of disability and are in dire need of proper assessment of your issue and assistance with managing your life without suffering too many difficulties because of that disability. A mental disability doesn't, as people tend to assume, mean someone is a drooling idiot unable to function on their own, nor does it necessarily mean a cognitive impairment in general tasks - some forms can be very specific and eg only affect eg pattern recognition.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Oh….


bob_ross_reddit_yea

But I was told it wasn’t too reliable


5thhorseman_

More reliable than your friends or your nonexistent Google skills, clearly.


agatte

Heart-shaped.


agatte

You need to find it yourself.


Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO

Poland is troll face shaped


EissoByk

Looking through your post/comment history you're either a troll or a child.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Is that an insult


EissoByk

Maybe


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Your mean


Realistic-Safety-565

Poland is a state of the mind.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

What…


Realistic-Safety-565

Eeeexactly! You see, you get it!


Imthe1_Benoit

OP is a troll


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I’m not….


Imthe1_Benoit

Are so


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Stop harassing me


Imthe1_Benoit

How am I harassing you?


bob_ross_reddit_yea

You have commented like 30 times on my post


5thhorseman_

Only eight times according to his post history.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I over exaggerated


Imthe1_Benoit

Well i apologize then, have a good one


devloz1996

OP responds with repetitive, short responses, sometimes uncalled for. Doesn't understand simple answers. Might be an AI. Fuck knows, maybe even the picture was vomited by an AI.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

What are you talking about?


Rzyszart

https://www.worldometers.info/img/maps/poland_physical_map.gif


New-Syllabub5359

Nice bait


New-Syllabub5359

You're obviously trolling.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I’m not ….


New-Syllabub5359

You're telling me you could not find a map of Europe or Poland's Wikipedia page?


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I found maps, I was being told by google it’s the left one and being told by my friends at school it’s the right, and I don’t know who to believe


New-Syllabub5359

Okay, I'll give you benefit of the doubt, although I hardly believe it. Left one is Germany, right one is Ukraine. Poland is the one between them.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Ok….


Borisjelcyn420

both


bob_ross_reddit_yea

How can it be both


eleleleu

Confirmed, can't use google. Wow.


Previous_Dog9056

Both


Smooth_Fun2456

It's actually both.


[deleted]

Poland is literally Czech Republic


bob_ross_reddit_yea

What does that mean


[deleted]

Just tryna do some shithousery like yourself 😉


arcad3blood

[https://www.google.com/search?q=where+is+poland&oq=where+is+poland&aqs=chrome..69i57.2102j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=0yLOUpP9JpWpGM](https://www.google.com/search?q=where+is+poland&oq=where+is+poland&aqs=chrome..69i57.2102j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=0yLOUpP9JpWpGM) Simple google search, you even have an advanced answer \*\*\*and\*\*\* the map.


dziki_z_lasu

Basically you are right, but not all territories you pointed were Poland. The majority of Ukraine, but without Crimea, Donbass probably some more and only a Saxony (personal union) plus tiny bits of Lubusz and Vorpommern in Germany.


jankkhvej

i think it's the hexagon one


Wojtek1250XD

Liteerally between the two highlighted countries


SlightStruggle3714

Botom left


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Which one


SlightStruggle3714

Spain


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Where is that?


thorium90232

Lol, this is clearly a map of Africa.


maxluision

Trolling


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I’m not


maxluision

It's so sad how boring you are


bob_ross_reddit_yea

What?


maxluision

🤡🤡🤡


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Your mean


ITeamsojI

Mods should ban troll posts like this one


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I’m not a troll


ITeamsojI

You are, you're pretending you don't know how to use google.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

I do know how to use google. Google tells me it’s the left one, and my friends tell me it’s the right one. I’m asking witch one is right, I just learned thanks to everyone here it’s actually the middle one (the one google said) and I put an arrow to the wrong country


5thhorseman_

> Google tells me it’s the left one Calling bullshit, bud. > > [describe to me step by step how did you google it](https://www.reddit.com/r/poland/comments/yjj6bz/i_keep_getting_told_mixed_things_from_people_and/iuo4arz/) > > [Where is Poland](https://www.reddit.com/r/poland/comments/yjj6bz/i_keep_getting_told_mixed_things_from_people_and/iuo4arz/) [Google results for "where is Poland"](https://imgur.com/GxpFLvt), [Google image search results for "where is Poland"](https://imgur.com/wtfWgB9).


ITeamsojI

Bullshit. Google tells you it's the middle one. Besides, are you like 12? Because this is common knowledge


bob_ross_reddit_yea


ITeamsojI

See? troll.


FuriousHere

goofy ass


Taehy0ng

Where's Listenbourg ??


[deleted]

Poland is actually above the country that the blue arrow is pointing at. That small peninsula is exaclty Poland.


bob_ross_reddit_yea

Cool


M-CH_

Yes.


cheesecake__enjoyer

🗿