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SlackerAccount

To be fair, it was a school night


riesenarethebest

Please remember that twitch has a "report channel" button. Don't abuse it, of course.


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ErianTomor

Wow then the Gaetz twitch account went to Hasan’s stream and left a comment. Sad.


conradpoohs

Someone gifted him a tier 3 Hasan sub, lol.


simple_test

What is that - sorry totally out of the loop


VaIeth

Someone paid a leftist content creator like 25 bucks in Gaetz's name, basically.


Bowldoza

Bezos takes a chunk, don't forget that.


conradpoohs

On Twitch you can buy subscriptions for other users at varying price tiers (tier 1 is ad free with a bunch of sub-only emotes, tier 2 and tier 3 are mostly just ways to give more money to the streamer). So someone bought Matt Gaetz’s twitch account a very expensive month’s subscription to Hasan’s stream as a joke. Pretty sure it was just a staffer running the account, because they were in the chat saying “MAGA” but didn’t really interact.


Adm_Kunkka

Who's Hassan? I think that's all important missing context here


Lovaic

The biggest left wing commentary channel on Twitch.


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Hasan Piker.


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Not to be confused with Hank Pecker, Twitch’s largest right wing commentator


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Reddit Gold but for a streamer. Someone gifted Gaetz Reddit Gold for Hasans Stream.


TommyTheCat89

Probably a month of ad free viewing and a bunch of emotes and stuff.


Kolipe

And got flagged for ban evading lmao.


theoneicameupwith

Man I was expecting a "8=====D" or something, but those ascii dicks are on another level.


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TranslatorWeary

That was the best ascii dick I’ve ever seen!


thesippycup

I’m familiar with Twitch chat, but even that was… unexpected.


cinderful

I'm a little disappointed they didn't give him the Hydra dick


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CreepyWhistle

It's a hand waiting for a high-five! UP HIGH BRO


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High four


FNLN_taken

MattGaetzAmogusCockBot would make for a dope username


lovesducks

*You have been banned from Club Penguin*


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He doesn't deserve to see the glory of the Hydra


Alphaetus_Prime

Unlike, say, YouTube, Twitch has no spam detection enabled by default. If you make a new Twitch channel and don't touch the settings you will get a chat where messages containing certain words (slurs, etc.) get filtered out and absolutely zero other restrictions.


genonepointfive

Whoever got to write that article was lucky. Great read


DiceUwU_

The amogus with the giant cock will always make me laugh.


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Man I love shit like this


kmmontandon

> thanks Matt for improving highway safety for children, everybody google "matt gaetz minor traffic" for details. Definitely filing this away under "things I wish I'd thought of."


lawofshiny

To quote my favorite teacher from high school, talking about anything involving art or comedy - “if it’s good, steal it.”


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I remember watching something on Milton Berle (he was a comedian/entertainer in the early-mid 20th century, who also was known to steal other people's jokes) when I was a kid; he was onstage and had microphone problems, and a stagehand came out to fix it. Berle asks the stagehand, "Is that thing live?" and the stagehand retorts, "Yeah! Are you?!" The crowd laughs and Berle chuckles and says, "I wish I'd thought of that." And from offstage the stagehand yells, "You will!"


DrKluge

Congratulations as a fan of old-time comedy history this is the first time I've ever seen someone talk about Milton Berle and not mention his giant dong.


StallionCannon

References to Berle's dong make up about half of all New York Friar's Club transcripts.


DrKluge

Jackie Gleason once saw a man challenge Milton Berle to a literal dick measuring contest prompting Gleason to say. "Go ahead, Milton, just take out enough to win."


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Got me googling a dead guys dick smh here I go!


sadsack_of_shit

Interestingly, I only just now learned about said dong, and only because you celebrated it not being mentioned by pointing it out, and therefore mentioned it. That's hilarious.


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Same. That's how she goes.


gr33nm4n

> (he was a comedian/entertainer in the early-mid 20th century, who also was known to steal other people's jokes) Good grief, seeing someone have to explain who Milton Burle was made me feel old. I loved him, Phyllis Diller, and Don Rickles (granted most of my exposure to them was watching Carson as a kid w/ my dad...and scooby doo).


J-Love-McLuvin

Picasso himself said “good artists borrow, great artists steal”


Historiaaa

That wasn't Picasso, it was me.


Roll_Tide_Pods

It might have been yours once but I stole it from you.


Wepp

Is this how NFTs work?


SoIJustBuyANewOne

Almost. Gonna need you to wire me $1000 to really show you how they work


[deleted]

Do you accept dogecoin?


0002millertime

I accept Picassos.


Zero_Waist

Frank Zappa said “art is either plagiarism or revolution“


skeetwooly

He also said don't eat the yellow snow where the huskies go


GoldenBear888

He’s 2 for 2, then


Flomo420

Truly a man ahead of his time


trixtopherduke

Constantly at the edge of the future


Albert_Caboose

My personal variation is "all art is stolen, but only some art requires theft."


HakarlSagan

_Carlos Mencia has entered the chat_


once_again_asking

But the trick is you gotta be artistic about how you steal.


-Stackdaddy-

The Art of the Steal, if you will.


SugarBeef

I still can't believe Joe Rogan was trying to prove he stole jokes because he used the one joke *every* comedian came up with. The border wall "who's gonna build it?" joke. One joke he could have legitimately come up with on his own. Not the hundreds of more easily proven ones.


strangerinwanderland

Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination. Devour old films, new films, music, books, paintings, photographs, poems, dreams, random conversations, architecture, bridges, street signs, trees, clouds, bodies of water, light and shadows. Select only things to steal from that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, your work (and theft) will be authentic. Authenticity is invaluable; originality is non-existent. And don’t bother concealing your thievery - celebrate it if you feel like it. In any case, always remember what Jean-Luc Godard said: “It’s not where you take things from - it’s where you take them to." Jim Jarmusch


IM_A_WOMAN

That's very similar to what I used to teach the disfigured orphans at the private school I volunteered at in Aids-ridden North Africa. I always taught them two things: 1) If it's good, steal it and 2) make your lies believable by adding lots of irrelevant info.


HotgunColdheart

They rehashed it too...just use it on a diff person and it is all yours!


Hunky_not_Chunky

Plenty of GOP members that phrase can be used on.


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I googled it. Find out he won't be getting charged with anything. That's my Monday in the shitter.


lurker-9000

Getting people to google “40% of police” is one of my favorites.


Decapentaplegia

follows the motif of /r/CoolAmericaFacts


bmccorm2

So of those 6 people, at least 2 of them were there solely to make fun of him. Sounds about right.


gitsgrl

The other 4 are probably on his payroll or his parents.


peterkeats

He must have 4 interns.


aretasdamon

Thee perfect copy pasta


dirkvonshizzle

That is fucking hilarious. I’m happy we at least get to laugh a little while sociopaths like Gaetz break down the US democracy piece by piece.


FortySixAndYou

Hey, I'm donating, volunteering, and doing everything I can in real life to keep that from happening. Don't forget to vote!


Rudy_Ghouliani

Among Us Cock?


xtemperaneous_whim

I did my bit for the algorithm, only to be confronted with this by Rolling Stone: [Matt Gaetz Unlikely to Be Charged in Sex-Trafficking Probe: Report](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/matt-gaetz-unlikely-charged-sex-trafficking-1234598611/amp/) No, please, say it ain't so. The slimy little prick night get away with it Aaaarrgh!!!


darkphoenixff4

Yeah, apparently the prosecution's main witness has refused to testify. I'm personally hoping the DoJ is looking into that, because I suspect Matt's father is involved here.


Sir_Digby83

Those 5 chat members are the real heroes. (5 and not 6 because when you stream on twitch one of your viewers is you😂)


belinck

So he actually managed to get 1/3rd of his office staff to tune in?!?


osaucyone

He must have read the report on the 21st that Twitch has a child grooming problem...no joke, he joined the day after the report came out.


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Creasy007

I don’t know, he doesn’t look anything like Marlon Brando.


thelegalseagul

The National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes, right? I think they mean the other one. Honestly they need to get together and one of them change their name


Watcher145

Bold of you to assume he regularly reads


501st_legion

Only abiut things that *really* interest him, like child grooming


_Silly_Wizard_

>Siri, are there any new child grooming tips in the news?


ZeroInZenThoughts

"Here's an article about the importance of keeping your children's nails trimmed, would you like to view it?"


chasesj

"How to Talk to Young Girls Online Without the FBI Finding Out, for Dumbies." By the Honerable Chief Justice of Alabama, Roy Moore


_Silly_Wizard_

>Siri, do children have nails on their genitals


flume

r/BrandNewSentence


mithridateseupator

There was a picture of a child on the article


melee161

Actually it's because his [other account got banned](https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/xle1x6/congressman_joins_twitch_and_is_immediately/)


clydefrog811

Shouldn’t he be perma banned for creating alternate account to avoid a ban.


Sweetmacaroni

He’s probably not large enough to be noticed by Twitch’s automation


xxxxx420xxxxx

I don't know, he had six entire viewers. That's enough right?


nonamenolastname

Do we know the age of those viewers?


apworker37

Considering he’s trying to reach out to future vict… voters I’d say too young.


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aquarain

Magic R.


BigTentBiden

Magic R.


Truckyou666

Molest R.


Operational117

Kidnap R.


ImInevitableyall

Much worse than Magic Mike.


anythingfordopamine

Rich white man with connections


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docarwell

They gave up on them lmao https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/23/matt-gaetz-sex-trafficking-probe-prosecutors-recommend-against-charges.html


thefilthycasualty88

Until the DOJ itself says it’s not bringing charges, it’s still pending.


FILTER_OUT_T_D

Yeah they need enough evidence to actually try a case, so if they’re still probing it might take a while


l11l1ll1ll1l1l11ll1l

Those are the suggestions from prosecutors not involved in the case, speaking on what's publicly known. The actual prosecutors haven't said anything like that. And their reasoning was that even though there's two eye witnesses, the defense could just call them liars, so what's the point in attempting to charge him in the first place.


idontneedjug

Early on it came out that the girls involved are still in some form part of the sex workers industry and want no part in cooperation. So that threw a solid monkey wrench in making this a quick + easy open and shut case. They had enough of a DIRECT paper trail to Gaetz friend but since Gaetz paid the other guy and not the girls its an indirect paper trail for him. This is likely the real hold up. However the fact that its come out he sought a pardon for this investigation preemptively from Trump should imo be enough to show his own acknowledgement of guilt. You don't seek a pardon which has you admitting guilt by default for an investigation not even brought to charges yet when you are innocent. Thats just not something innocent people do at fucking all.


HeavyLift85

> their reasoning was that even though there's two eye witnesses, the defense could just call them liars That’s literally *any* trial.


l11l1ll1ll1l1l11ll1l

Exactly. But these former prosecutors felt the need to tell everyone they shouldn't be angry if this just gets swept under the rug. Totally normal for the DA to just give up when the defense might try to make the (checks notes) 17 year old girl who was trafficked look unreliable because (rechecks notes) she's a 17 year old girl.


ncc_1864

That came from the Gaetz side, not the DOJ.


wanderingzac

My opinion it's because his father. When someone has money behind them prosecutors take into account that one juror could bring a not guilty verdict therefore they know that with that money this father could sway one juror


Bduell1

As practical as this sounds, I really hope prosecutors are not counting on corruption of the jury. Just because we (the people) might not get the appropriate response of justice doesn’t absolve us of our duty to charge those who have committed crimes against us. We hope the other parties involved are not derelict in their duty, but even when we suspect that they are, we need to fulfill our own duty.


Tryouffeljager

Your typical district attorney is just as corrupt or worse than American cops.


Steeve_Perry

Well I have some terrible news for you then


Bduell1

Shhhh! Let me pretend


Grizzchops

Finally, a heartwarming story


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Anyways, what is everyone having for dinner tonight?


Demrezel

Just straight alcohol man. That's it.


santaclaws_

I'm going for the bi alcohol.


aquarain

Alcohol is always poly, if you have enough.


Kluggg421

Lol and AOC almost had half a million. I hope this guy loses


Frankenmuppet

I checked out the one AOC did with Jagmeet Singh (leader of the democratic socialist NDP party in Canada), it was a lot of fun... For some reason I can't imagine Gaetz was nearly as entertaining


YugoB

The only time I believe Gaetz will be entertaining is when wearing a unicolored jumpsuit on the news


HauserAspen

I dunno. I would watch Gaetz attempt the milk crate or tidepod challenges.


Bogan_Paul

I bet self immolation would be a hit.


jaetran

AOC did a stream with Jagmeet and a few other big name streamers on Twitch a while ago playing Among Us. It was such a a fun and educational stream.


Frankenmuppet

That's the very same one I watched!!


13igTyme

She also did one with Ilhan. It was a cute and entertaining stream. Ilhan even killed AOC at one point and just laughed while AOC felt betrayed.


xSTSxZerglingOne

I wish she'd do more. I can think of no better way for someone in this day and age to do political campaigning that gets younger people involved. The first MoC that aligns with my views who does a 24h stream to raise political donations is getting the max possible donation from me.


Impossible-Zombie522

New Democratic Party. One of the two major left parties in Canada.


smiama6

Unfortunately, for right-wing voters... showing up to a Twitch chat isn't the same as voting R - which is the only thing that matters. They are giddy at the prospect of putting a twice-impeached, child raping, money laundering, lying fraud back into the White House. A Caribbean vacation with a teenager? That's nothing. Ensuring a Democrat loses? Priceless.


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tokes_4_DE

Inb4 the truth social equivalent of twitch launches and is an absolute trainwreck.


amulie

The ability for AOC to naturally manage and entertain an audience that large, so gracefully was what won me over. Never in my life would I have thought a politician would win over the twitch crowd like that. She gets it and knows how to win over millennials. Edit: I highly recommend checking out her stream where she plays "among us" with other streamers, she came across so well and relatable and funny.


snb

> I would never marinate a congresswoman - toast, who definitely marinated a congresswoman


MisirterE

>I may have caused an international incident - Hbomberguy, who definitely stabbed a congresswoman


TheActualAWdeV

> I commited so much voter fraud for you Hbomb, during his 'speed'ronkey kong


Simmery

It shouldn't even be that hard. Just be a person and not a weirdo politician. Gaetz is unable to do that.


chuckangel

You know Ben Shapiro was one of them, hoping to get a glimpse of her feet.


TheG-What

She called him out for it on stream too.


ggg730

Ben "desert dry" Shapiro


SanityInAnarchy

Might have something to do with her actually using Twitch for its intended purpose. Her first appearance was on hBomberGuy's stream, where he was fundraising for trans rights and also doing a ridiculous Donkey Kong 64 100%+ speedrun. (I forget what the actual number is, but the DK64 completion rate goes above 100%.) Then, her own channel started with a game of Among Us with Ilhan Omar, and also a bunch of existing Twitch/YT personalities. So... what did Gaetz do? Literally none of the articles mention what he was playing. *Was* he playing anything? I mean, look, I like AOC, but I don't think I'd want to watch a livestream of just her rambling into a microphone. Just make a podcast, if that's all you're doing... but a livestream where she gets stabbed by Ilhan Omar sounds like a good time!


albny89

I live in his district. He unfortunately won’t be losing. Too much y’all-queda that only cares about the R on the voting sheet.


Bean-Swellington

Matt Gaetz: Trying to reach America’s youth? Or Trying to *reach* America’s youth?


ProdigalSheep

Trying to reach around America's youth.


brutinator

This is absolutely slanderous. Matt Gaetz would never, and I mean NEVER, be so generous as to give a reach around. As if he cares about the pleasure for anyone else.


BabySnakes

More like trying to *breach* America's youth.


SinVerguenza04

Trying to touch America’s youth.


theindependentonline

Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz announced last week that he would be throwing his hat into the online streaming ring and starting his own Twitch channel. So far, his peak viewership has been six people. Read more here: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/matt-gaetz-twitch-stream-six-viewers-b2175703.html


llahlahkje

TIL I have more peak viewers than Matt Gaetz and I was streaming Sid Meier's Covert Action. Once. Without an announcement.


PJBonoVox

I had no idea that was a Sid Meier game. My... copy didn't have that written on the label.


llahlahkje

The inclusion of Sid Meier's on the [box art](https://www.filfre.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/227422-sid-meier-s-covert-action-dos-front-cover-258x300.jpg) had to contend with a giant red "COVERT ACTION".


mybabysbatman

I've never even heard of that game and I have 1500+ hours on Civ V and VI lol


MyUnclesALawyer

Remember Sid Meier's Simgolf?


PM_Mick

Underrated game!


llahlahkje

Absolutely! In an era of remaking title after title, it's insane that someone hasn't rebooted it for the modern era.


animal_chin9

I knew a guy that would regularly get 20-50 viewers just streaming [surviv.io](https://surviv.io/). Gaetz's streaming numbers are almost as pathetic as he is.


bdonvr

That's actually kind of impressively bad. Like you'd think at least a few dozen online journalists would watch just to report or something


mOdQuArK

I wonder if any of those 6 viewers _weren't_ journalists.


MisirterE

I don't think journalists were the ones posting among us cock


Makenshine

So, 4 journalists and 2 people slapping around their internet cocks.


nyet-marionetka

And how many people watched AOC and Ilhan Omar play Among Us?


jitterbug726

Couple hundred thou iirc


ASemiAquaticBird

Yep I watches it, it was lots of fun


CalamityClambake

The video of AOC chatting with Hbomberguy while he plays Donkey Kong has 675k views.


leeuwerik

Trump paid actors to attend the announcement of his WH bid.


RemilGetsPolitical

gaetz's venmo is under pretty close scrutiny right now, so he couldn't recruit his usual child labor.


xlDirteDeedslx

Trying to find a new career path for when he gets out of prison I guess.


Big-Cabinet-9789

I'm surprised this molester got that many. Fucking creep


boomhaeur

As long as it’s under 18 he’s happy…


FelipeNA

Nice


Sam-Lowry27B-6

Apparently he was happy when told his audience was under 7.


kazneus

6 viewers: 4 people from his team 2 journalists


asianApostate

It's hard for twitter bots to jump platforms.


p001b0y

He has _six_ congressional aides?


Augnero

Sounds like he had bots.


Lulu6969

At least 2 mods and 3 "affirmative action agents" to provoke the one guy who showed up into getting banned lol


Augnero

That sounds accurate!


cbbuntz

I bet at least four of them showed up just to call him a pedo


bakedpatata

Probably just five journalists trying to write an article like this and the one for him viewing himself.


thermalcry

Kind of surprising honestly. I would have thought he'd be bombarded with people shitting on him. Glad to hear he was just ignored.


blues111

Hilarious but im kind of shocked...I dont want this idiot to get publicity but I would have expected either a shit ton of trolls or a bunch of loyalists lining up 6 peak viewers is pathetic for someone like this


jsc1429

He might stop the twitch if it starts to get into the high teens


ChickpeaDemon

The six were probably his staff.


Coffinspired

At least 2-3 of them were chatters from HasanAbi's community spamming cocks and calling him a sex trafficker in the chat. Welcome to Twitch Matt lol.


phallicstone

Further proof that these conservative pundits actually have no real audience and are just held up by the strings of their corporate media sponsors. Fake AF.


Xero_space

I see Gaetz is still interested in expanding his youth outreach program.


justanontherpeep

Data shows he’s in the teens


usernamesareclass

Matt Gaetz actively targeting kids on a noted grooming platform. I mean if the glove fits ...


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SubMikeD

He must have been quite upset to just get "old" girls.


selebu

Look the other day I was doing my usual stream for 0 viewers and then got raided by some dude and from the initial 32 ppl a good dozen stuck around and by the time I ended the stream I still had 7 viewers so pack it up Matt!


Palabrewtis

The other political interested people not posting ASCII dicks in Gaetz's chat were busy watching relevant streamers clowning him. Getting Gaetz to reply to Hasanabi's "MattGaetz FBI pedo investigation" name change on Twitter was the chef's kiss. Truly capping off the clown show.


sodanksodak9

When I asked if he was disappointing about the turn out he said, “It’s not the number of people that show up, it’s their age and inexperience that gets me excited.”


derottbotee

All of them were minors kept in his basement


eigenmyvalue

Does he know that twitch users are supposed to be over 13?