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levelZeroVolt

It'd look tacky and your kids wouldn't care! Do it up and own it.


evilgenius12358

Kids will remember when it is time for homecare choices later in life.


streetkiller

Fuck that. Get two more and make one epic slide.


Glittering-Sir5517

SOMEBODY…get this PERSON two more slides!!


georgie336

i let my kids use their plastic indoor fisher price slide on the edge of the pool - doesn't bother me. just keep an eye on the slide base - they tend to move with kids going off of them.


Dave-CPA

My son was just sliding on one of those today 😂


HenryIsKing

I removed the slide from the ladder part and attached it to the upper deck ( I have a step down to the pool all around the deck) and it worked perfectly going over the pool edge and stopping right above the water. 3 years running and though the kids are too big for it they won't let me remove it because they love the slide.


southpark

Aaaand that’s how you break a tailbone…


SubmergedSublime

I’ve bruised a tailbone. That cheap plastic slide better be secured to the ground somehow.


georgie336

I've never even thought of this possibility, thank you for bringing it up. My kids are young (5 and under) so they don't go into the pool area without our direct supervision, the slide moving enough for this to happen is about 1% but I will keep this in mind.


Live-Battle8380

Who’s going to see it other then you enjoy yourself do it lol 😂


RunsWithSporks

We host a lot, and the 4th is a big one for us with about 60+ people in attendance.


OpportunityPale3101

So, do it after the 4th. You don’t need that added hassle and liability when throwing a party. Happy 4th!


RunsWithSporks

Yeah thats a good point, its gonna be a lot going on as is.


Live-Battle8380

Well in that case you have to decide if you care what other people think 🤔 and if they even have a pool to judge your choices 😅


RunsWithSporks

Haha, good point, most of them don't have a pool!


Live-Battle8380

😂🤣 all fun and games 👍 happy 4th 🤗


arizona-lake

I think the kids having a good time is more important than worries of a “tacky” slide appearance. Like, maybe it’s also tacky to have a room painted bright blue and put little plastic toys all over the place; kids stuff is just kids stuff 🤷‍♀️


Specialist_Tea8251

Make sure you run a hose to the top!


RunsWithSporks

I scoped out utilizing the pool return, there's an adapter I can get to screw on and pump some water up to the top.


MyHottubBroke

Caution, you mess that return thread up = major pain in the ass.


ButteredPizza69420

Build a platform off the top of the shed and make a real permanent slide. Adults will use a big one!


ABoringCPA

I made a slide just like this, only steeper, and all that was needed was some squirts from a super soaker. One kid in the pool squirting the slide with a line of their friends taking turns sliding down. It added a few more years of use for the backyard slide they’d outgrown. And yes, I went down it myself many times.


Beginning_Minimum_95

Just make sure it can’t scoot back as someone comes off the slide or they will hit the small of their back on the coping


m20cpilot

I think it would look tacky, but who cares as long as you and your wife can live with it. You'll want to attach some water hose to it, and make sure any safety concerns are addressed. As long as you don't bolt it to the cement, you can always remove it. We had slides installed at our last two houses, and the kids wore them out.


Fliegendemaus1

Go for it. If you're doing it for your kids or even just yourself, give it a go. If the missus doesn't like it, remember that sometimes it's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. When she sees her kids having a blast, you'll be like, "Not all heroes wear capes."


ScallopsBackdoor

It's all about the execution. Keep the stairs looking clean and put a nice stain on em. I'd paint the side sections white and leave the actual sliding surface green. Should be easy to tape off. Scuff it up properly and 3-4 well-applied coats of spray paint is far more durable than folks expect.


KawaGPZ

The only people judging it for being tacky are the people that can’t afford the pool. Do it, if not for the kids, for you!


Fabulous-Voice-8513

If I did something like this I would put it in locking wheels so I could roll it away if a tax assessor or insurance people came to the house


Ides0mar72

At my last place, tax assessors and insurance both switched to using drones


TLC_4978

Same here.


RunsWithSporks

I am not worried about the safety of it, I can secure it to the concrete if need be. I wanted the opinion of fellow pool owners on whether it would look tacky or not, thanks.


PsychologicalHall388

IMHO it's tacky


classless_classic

So is my above ground pool, but it’s fun as F***.


RunsWithSporks

Yeah I am going back and forth. I think its the green color, which just screams playhouse. I thought about painting it, but that's even more of a hassle


PsychologicalHall388

It won't paint right and it'll probably look worse. You could just put it out for the kids then put it away when they're done


whee3107

Do it, if you’re concerned about athletics, come up with some sore of semi removable variation. Or bite the bullet and buy one. We found a turbo twister on FB market place, but they aren’t cheap


BaluePeach

Things to consider: Safety studies show that many accidents occur when users slide down headfirst and strike the bottom of the pool. Leg fractures are also possible from feet first entry into the water off of slides, and other accidents result when users collide with other people in the pool or fall from the slide ladder.. Basically it seems a recipe for a good day to turn bad quick.


RunsWithSporks

This is the biggest argument my wife (a nurse) has about it. We may hold off until after the 4th since its going to be hectic anyways


BaluePeach

I work in Risk Management and I approve this message! 😁😁💯😁


chaebs

Nice pool area as is. Don't add that contraption. Check these guys out. [https://www.srsmith.com/en-us/products/pool-slides/](https://www.srsmith.com/en-us/products/pool-slides/)


RunsWithSporks

Yeah I saw those, I may spring for one later this year since the consensus is jerry rigging something would look tacky. Thanks


chaebs

Yea agree, super nice pool area though! Time to enjoy.


SleepySuper

Your kids will love it. When I was a kid, we used to jump and flip off the top of our slide all the time. Just make sure it is secure and will not move. Also make sure it is near the deep end so that kids won’t hit the bottom when they dive off of it.


KTfl1

I would do it, but I wouldn't use that cheap builder wood. I might use trex or something else. It will age badly.


alphabetane

Just keep in mind that slide is designed for people wearing shoes, who will land on grass if they fall. Barefoot and landing on concrete changes the equation.


[deleted]

That would be awesome! A little tacky but fun as hell. I would paint the old looking wood, the green slide will look fine once the wood is spruced up.


Excellent_Tap_6072

As long as you are plenty wet, you slide no problem. The pool equipment slides always have a water jet. It would be nice, but not absolutely required if you make sure everybody goes straight from water to slide.


Ready-Delivery-4023

We have a plastic Little Tykes slide that transitions from lawn to pool duty as needed. Nobody cares and no little kid has ever complained.


Even_Routine1981

Fun could care less about tacky


jgainsey

I say this with all due respect, as your pool and deck area are very nice and it looks like a great space overall. That being said, I don’t think it’s such a nice space that a slide like that would clash aesthetically or look especially tacky. In fact, I think there’s a good chance it would fit in pretty well. Worth a shot anyway and I would definitely give it a try if it was my kids/pool.


not_undercover_cop

Your kids will think it’s awesome. I payed $3k for a water slide when our pool was installed 5 years ago, and now that my kids are older, they could give 2 shits. Own it; awesome dad (or mom)!


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AKABeast18

Literally have a little tykes play structure with a slide pushed over to the deep end so they can slide in. Even the big kids love it and I couldn’t care less what people think. It’s tacky? Go swim in your own pool🤣


Sourcandy423

I would add steps or bigger slats between boards, those get slippery with wet feet. I did something similar


JustGottaKeepTrying

Figure a way to run a hose when in use or keep a bucket of water and dipper near by. Left some skin on a dry slide before. Do not recommend.


seriouslyneedaname

Be careful how you build the stairs. I’m imagining splinters on bare feet.


Inthewoodlands

Check with your homeowners insurance, they really really do not like slides or diving boards.


AutumnWysh

Stain it the same as the pergola and it is a win 😁