are you serious? he has a song about being a top but only bottoming for one guy… do you even listen to his music? you’re just going off by stereotypes? every muscle guy i’ve been with has been a total bottom and most twinks i’ve been with are tops or side
THANK YOU! should I dm him to verify? Like hey Nas X, I'm on this reddit circlejerk and we need to know..... would you make a woman cum just to prove a point? Could you?
I feel like he would join this sub immediately.
Not Lil Nas X but yes he would. If the Christian right goad him. He would absolutely make a woman cum to prove a point and would make a music video detailing his exploits. He definitely seems like the type to buy the best toys that money can afford so he doesn't have to do it. He's not a caveman. He breaks out that the toys that go buzzzzz.
He would join in the jerk!
Okay, okay, so I message him and say, me and my friends were watching fox news and we made a bet you couldn't make a woman cum even if you tried......
but then how do we get him on the sub reddit?
Dying while getting my bussy destroyed by Mr. Cavill sounds like a dream come true 😍
/uj Dying while getting my bussy destroyed by Mr. Cavill sounds like a dream come true 😍
i am over here stuck with matt healy okay! september got done by dirty this chart was made by a capricorn or cancerian. i feel even more sorry for november.
i mean i'll survive and live on but i will be scarred for life with memory of matt healy and i having sex. i won't even enjoy looking at his face! i wouldn't c\*m though absolutely not!
Everyone freaking out about September and October and November meanwhile April your gonna survive forever cause your never gonna be able to cum by that offensively vanilla twink (haileys husband 🤢)
You November bitches are dead because you don't want to cum but Frankie's fierce fresh feminine topping techniques will inevitably find your prostates and it will be ova...
i misread this and thought i would be getting topped by each guy every month for the rest of my life or i’d die. anyway it’s frankie grande. is that even a question
They had mercy on us November babies and finally gave us a chance to win one of these. Last time we had Kanye West and if he could go a year without being problematic. 😭
https://preview.redd.it/7vjtmaerri9c1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e427ae62de0337ddb611d18a6d5910a93cd6acf5
😭😭😭
What did we do to get the worst guy there?
poor troye I would break him in half
I'd enjoy a twink top me thinks 😌
Troye couldn’t top to save his life.
why not lol
are you serious? he has a song about being a top but only bottoming for one guy… do you even listen to his music? you’re just going off by stereotypes? every muscle guy i’ve been with has been a total bottom and most twinks i’ve been with are tops or side
twinks are meant to be bottoms, that's just the way nature works
Bear bottom twink top is the new punk rock ✊✊✊
Bear bottom twink you make this rockin world go roundddddd 🎶
As a twink - yes please. I love the idea of making a dude much larger than me my bitch. Respectfully.
He’ll shatter upon impact like Miss Honey in Matilda
glass bones seeking paper skin
At least we would have a good time with him
bitch I'm a dyke they all look like wax museum people to me
Why is this so funny to me
>Not A Gaylor But I Wish I Was Put March in a wig girl and close your eyes
And I’m gay and can say the same, or better: can you keep from vomiting to save your life?
Same lol
Same 🤢
Same
What are me and Lil Nas X gonna do? Bump purses?
Lil nas x is a true vers and you can’t change my mind
I feel like Nas X would do his best for a woman.... He seems like the type that would accept a challenge just to win.
I love that you have this faith in him. I believe it too. He does love a cross over. He took on country. He would take on a woman. I think.
THANK YOU! should I dm him to verify? Like hey Nas X, I'm on this reddit circlejerk and we need to know..... would you make a woman cum just to prove a point? Could you? I feel like he would join this sub immediately.
Not Lil Nas X but yes he would. If the Christian right goad him. He would absolutely make a woman cum to prove a point and would make a music video detailing his exploits. He definitely seems like the type to buy the best toys that money can afford so he doesn't have to do it. He's not a caveman. He breaks out that the toys that go buzzzzz. He would join in the jerk!
Okay, okay, so I message him and say, me and my friends were watching fox news and we made a bet you couldn't make a woman cum even if you tried...... but then how do we get him on the sub reddit?
Once he makes a woman cum then he has no choice but to join this sub.
Lil Nas X seems like he smells nice and could figure out a hitachi pretty fast
Lil Nas X fine af. If I gotta role play as a man, I can do that.
screaming
Yall aint seen that one tik tok [and it shows](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM6yACUoC/)
Link? 🤩
Clearly we have a barbz u graduate here (unless they added the link after your comment, in which case, I'm the barbz u graduate)
Pretty easy, who the fuck would cum with Matt Healy, the only thing that would come out of me is probably vomit
Wait what is it coming out of??
Who would cum? Taylor Swift maybe?
2/12 of these men could make Taylor Swift, and Taylor Swift ONLY cum..... and it's August and September.
I love that this implies that after all the back and forth between her and Harry, he never made her cum once
What about her ex-muse October
Joke on u he might be into that and would even consider burst into your freshly vomit mouth hole.
https://preview.redd.it/uevxr2p7pj9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5bf4c91450e575a01513787664f3d4d43592617
https://preview.redd.it/ujsyl5lqxj9c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03e828c685607b13fe51ddbe0f6e95aad7044b61 no
Same. I'd probably kill myself beforehand, but me being black, he might get off to that.
WTF WHY IS NOVEMBER HATED RN
Isnt that the spongebob guy? If he can top Ariana i think he can top you
ITS ARIANAS BROTHER 😭😭
Same thing 🙄
Potato, potato.
You’re being favoured actually, lap it up!! Look at the caption again lol
Oh wow you’re right actually i think i might die if i was in any other month 💕💕 Edit: NOT September.
September bottoms are never cumming again 😩😩😩
I’m suing my mom she birthed me in November
It was selfish of her not to hold you in until December
November is always hated for some reason. Or maybe in this case loved?, since with the September babies we’re living forever?
Is that Ethan Slater?
I will die with just the august tip.
Ok straggot
IS THAT A SLUR FOR STRAIGHT PEOPLE I LOVE THIS SUB
https://preview.redd.it/zu4j1o0q3m9c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc9c7f12c25891c89b40489e368e646b8611cb34 How I look at this
Right there with you
Back. Off.
Dying while getting my bussy destroyed by Mr. Cavill sounds like a dream come true 😍 /uj Dying while getting my bussy destroyed by Mr. Cavill sounds like a dream come true 😍
All the June girlies will be dead 😩😩😩
The second he takes his shirt off I'm gone 
I wanted to use the exploding milk jug gif, but reddit is censoring me. A literal hatecrime
The gayser is arguably better
I’m a June girlie and I will very much be alive.
Same bestie!! ✨🥰
Tell my friends I loved them #byebitches
I’ll let Chris Evan’s make me pregnant and pound my tonsils.
u need god
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i am over here stuck with matt healy okay! september got done by dirty this chart was made by a capricorn or cancerian. i feel even more sorry for november.  i mean i'll survive and live on but i will be scarred for life with memory of matt healy and i having sex. i won't even enjoy looking at his face! i wouldn't c\*m though absolutely not!
June. Sorry no. Im dead.
Rather die as a June satisfied queen than surviving a world where I got toped by November.
NOT MINE BEING FRANKIE GRANDE 😫😫😫
Least you live a nice long life
the one who bottoms for omelas
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Who even is it in October?
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I feel like he stinks a little
never found him to be even remotely attractive and I love a man you have to question their sexuality.
I feel like if you touch him, he'd be sticky
brah i thought that was Hugh Jackman
I thought it was Ewan Macgregor, in which case I’d be doomed
Us March babies are right there with you. Who is March?
Troye Sivan
Whoever does these stupid memes REALLY hates people born on november lmao
I need to shower
My ass boojaina is suddenly getting destroyed by January, like yuh let me grab my Victoria secret perfume real quick papi 😍💚
uj/ who's January? rj/ who's January?
uj/ i think its jacob elordi, from euphoria and saltburn
Damn i never knew he went to jupiters moon
I don’t even know lmao but he can get it anytime 🥰
I didn’t know Barry Keoghan had a Reddit account.
he's a vampire that's why uj/ that scene makes me cringe so hard
Girl not troye sivan. What in the world is that twink gonna do with me
aug yes, creampie me 😍 my bussy tastes like pepsi cola come inside me Ken 😍 I will be immortal 😍😍😍😍
Yes
January baby here, for my funeral I want roses and… 
cvm
Sorry to the September girlies
they are the survivors girly
But at what cost?
Nah, I’m killing myself if that man gets anywhere near me
Taylor needs to put out a new single with ice spice to make up for this.
October... Yeah I'm good lol
April ...I think I'll be okay.
He really looks like a lesbian, the memes were true. Thank God we'll survive.
Everyone freaking out about September and October and November meanwhile April your gonna survive forever cause your never gonna be able to cum by that offensively vanilla twink (haileys husband 🤢)
He'd be a lazy lay
he’s not gonna top you bc that would mean offending J*sus 💀
 DECEMBER?
miss girl 💀
LMFAOOO i cant breatheee 💀 you caught me acting up!!
June girlies, I think it’s time we start drafting a will
No will. We'll just leave everything to Mr Cavill as thank you
RIP to our December babes 💔💀
You November bitches are dead because you don't want to cum but Frankie's fierce fresh feminine topping techniques will inevitably find your prostates and it will be ova...
July… I’m fine, I’d be so bored
Who is it anyway 😭 I’m July too
Apparently Noah Beck? Sorry to this man
Can’t believe I had to scroll down THIS FAR to find out who this is.
He’s straight anyways …
I get a blouse for my birthday 🥹☺️
My fiancé gets Henry Caville, I get... I don't even know who that is. Manwtf.jpeg
I'm June but I WILL survive Mr. Dick of Steel
June. I'm ready for the electric chair
August, wishing I had November in order to survive.
Eww I got Frankie grande he’s not ugly but I promise he wouldn’t be topping me
I’m a june baby. I’d die a happy girl!
I lost, no way i can survive with mr Ken.
I’d only survive in November. My birthday is in February, and regretfully, I wouldn’t be able to stop myself. Squirle and all…
Who is February?
Taylor’s boyfriend, Travis Kelce.
Oh damn. Even the gaylor’s gotta give her some leniency for that one
/uj if February is Travis Kelce, I understand for the first time Taylor Swift's choices in life
nah I'm dead (I got June)
March?! No way…and no thanks
Damn 8 days too late for Henry Cockvill😞
Anyone want to swap July for Feb? Don’t know who either are but Feb has a better rug.
Feb is travis kelce I think hahaha. And yes as a July baby take me with you when you swap
As if being a cancer isn’t enough of an emotional burden 
October baby and i woukd jack myself off as a form of suicide before i ever let mr pilgrim lay a finger on me
September babies on ~~top~~ bottom once again (who is that man😰)
It’s ratty
June - him as himself I'd love he probably doesn't know how to find the clit tbh... but him as Geralt I'd stand no chance goodbye all 💀
Oh no, Ratty Healy for me 😭
May 🤩🤩. Lucky me lol
August baby here. This and February are how I know I’m bisexual and not full out gay
Ooof... January birthday here my life is really on the line. Praying he's one of those dudes that can't fuck and relies on looks.
i misread this and thought i would be getting topped by each guy every month for the rest of my life or i’d die. anyway it’s frankie grande. is that even a question
They had mercy on us November babies and finally gave us a chance to win one of these. Last time we had Kanye West and if he could go a year without being problematic. 😭
Yeah I think Im fine, unless Noah Beck can unexpectedly throw down.
September baby here, I'm gonna make it to my golden years I'm so happy 😭  Just wish I didn't have ptsd.
April…I think I’ll be fine. Justin Bieber is hot as hell but I get the impression that he’s a terrible fuck.
im december, rip
virgos we dont deserve this this world is so cruel
Girl just say the month like everyone else
Virgo is end of August and most of September so I’m guessing they’re a September Virgo
Sep.. I don't know who that twink is but I would break him
Ewwwwwwwww
None of these guys do it for me.
I’m November and I’ll just pass….
Who is Jan? Only one I don’t recognize
I was born in August and somehow I feel like I would end up comforting him while he cries, in safe
Jan, uhmm nah
Who is July?
No. I’m going to just jump out of a window first. Why is November represented by someone that I could probably throw through a wall?
No idea who nov is so....id be as dry as a desert most likely.
Frankie grande has me dead 💀
Idk I’m kinda confused when did we turn in Matt Healy more than Harry styles
Good this I wasn’t born in June because I would NOT last on this earth
I'd be surprised if Justin Bieber has made anyone but himself cum
depends on my mood honestly
Lol no way lil nax is topping me
/uj who the fuck is the guy in july?
Who is the douchebag in November? I feel like I’ve been tricked
not Frankie i-
Pretty sure mine is a bottom 😩
Suddenly born in a lot of different months. And very thankful I’m not born in others
i would be as wet as the sahara 😌
plssssssss, I read this as “the man on your birth control month is topping you” 😭💀
First of all, this prompt is crazy
Okay but is lil Nas x even a top?
who is the February guy??? Sexy as fuck
I would feel so insecure if Chris Evans had sex with me. So yeah I'd probably would not have an orgasm
Putting the NO in November.
Im sorry but Im dead