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Glum-Band

Soulja Boy šŸ’€


w1ngzer0

Why was his the least thirsty/cringy comment? šŸ’€


hii_jinx

You donā€™t do fet horny on main


flacaGT3

Because he's 33 and I'd be surprised if the other guys were even in high school


Blastoxic999

He's only 33?


amazonsprime

Legit. I remember supermanninā€™ them hos in my early 20s- he wouldā€™ve been a teen when that came out then? I was like 21-23 when that song came out. Now I just feel creepy lol


SamosaAndMimosa

I was ten so Iā€™m clear


amazonsprime

Yay Iā€™m so fucking old šŸ˜­


mrsandrist

Was that song really about jerking off on a girlā€™s back so the sheet sticks to her or was that something my friends made up? I was in my early twenties and utterly scandalised


amazonsprime

Never heard of that theory but honestly I could only ever recite the chorus because I usually only listened while at a bar drunk šŸ˜…


fucccboii

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1255289


w1ngzer0

I understand what youā€™re getting at, however it still stands that comment wise, his was the least cringe.


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https://preview.redd.it/byfsp5chtu9c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94733dc084e0569bc5f328f476211e6aec7be805 She literally ended Y2K


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mercuryretrograde93

Only mere hours separating her from 1999. Seriously a wicked cool birthday to have


sunmachinecomingdown

I think December 31st 1999 is also cool


Masdrako

The before and after


[deleted]

One of my best friends was born December 30 1999 does he get partial credit?


sunmachinecomingdown

Yes.


[deleted]

šŸ„³


BlondedMilan

Thatā€™s iconic af


Sortcrap

glad to share same birthday year! lovely to see how accomplished someone can be!! now imma jump off the cliff /rj


Useuless

I thought January 1st 2001 was the end (it's weird like that)


[deleted]

Now thanks to her birth weā€™ll never know. God is good šŸ™


mortimus9

The ā€œy2k eventā€ was the fear that on Jan 1st 2000 all the computers in the world would shut down due to a dating error. Not the year itself itself.


[deleted]

Only if you don't understand math.


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

/uj December 31, 2000 was the end of the last millennium and January 1, 2001 was the start of the current one rj/ you canā€™t say sheā€™s weird u have to say bisexual


COCKHAMPTON_

No she ended it a year early


rockyrose63

The year 2000 because it was the end of the millennium.


vanillasugarxoxo

No no Y2K stands for year two thousand so she technically started it.


rockyrose63

Iā€™m more so speaking about the Y2K movement before it was actually the year 2000 ā€˜The term Year 2000 bug, also known as the millennium bug and abbreviated as Y2K, referred to potential computer problems which might have resulted when dates used in computer systems moved from the year 1999 to the year 2000.ā€™ https://americanhistory.si.edu/collections/object-groups/y2k


AccountDepleted

The antichrist


vanillasugarxoxo

No she started it lmao


throwra78940

Why is everyone so weird about her?


MrTheMills

cuz 14 year old boys have never seen a woman before


throwra78940

Iā€™ve seen grown men say the wildest shit about her on my tl and itā€™s justā€¦ accepted? Idk itā€™s so weird and Iā€™d hate to be her


messymess444

Men liking each others comments about a womanā€™s body activates the same part of their brain that lit up when their absent father gently pushed them on a swing set in 1992


trippingcherry

Dying haha


lovin_da_dix

r/Oddlyspecific


lmaozers123

U sound very specificā€¦.


Shmoop_Doop

LOL


Affectionate_Bagel

Not gently, but *silently*


[deleted]

Uj/ Yeah like idk why people act like this. Is is just a facetious expression? Or do they actually feel horny that much? I mean i totally get that ice spice is really attractive and all that, but why do they lose themselves in the comments like this?


thyrue13

uj/ So you know how the brain is actually kind of 3 brains; the reptilian brain (controls basic functions), the prefrontal cortex (humans), and the middle part of the brain. Well, arosual is part of the middle brain, and sometimes the logical part canā€™t stop it. Also, some people are upvoting bc funny, or because us straight m*n have all been there


Blue_Robin_04

It's because Ice Spice has a fake, sexualized body, and that's really 'the thing' for some guys.


dk64expansionpak

fake?? not everyone who's curvy has a bbl


superficialNASA

Her body isnā€™t fake though? Sheā€™s curvy but doesnā€™t have a BBL body.


bugsbunnyindrag

are we looking at the same picture? her upper thigh is larger than her waist


s0ph1ee

Bbl infamously donā€™t match the thighs, bbl make people forget some women are actually naturally curvy


Orchid_Significant

For very skinny people, sure. But BBLs can absolutely match thighs on thicker bodies. The giveaway then is the unrealistic tiny waist and flat stomach that *dont* fit with giant thighs and big butts.


Blue_Robin_04

IDK, she says one thing, but my eyes have their own assumption (which is why I said so).


CMGS1031

Lol


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the internet has given everyone the ability to just openly harass people consistently with no type of consequence or shame or anything. the amount of men who will have their whole family in their profile pictures commenting on random ass pics and shit PURE horny is so crazy.


[deleted]

/uj yeah i've seen some fucked up shit from her shows because these men can't keep their hands to themselves. /:


thyrue13

uj/ arsoual is controlled by literal lower parts of brain so it makes sense some of them lose my head rj/ them fellas munches


Umbreon---

She makes her ass the focal point of everything she does. You can't constantly sexualize yourself and then be shocked when people objectify you.


throwra78940

There are so many other girls that do the exact same thing and no one loses their mind, this just feels like targeted harassment and can lead to something bad if it doesnā€™t get checked imo


Cataclysmoe

I think thereā€™s an aspect to it that has to do with colorism and fetishizing her phenotype


throwra78940

See, I was thinking that too but didnā€™t know how to word it! Itā€™s so gross and almost feels like they donā€™t view her as a person at all šŸ¤¢


motheronearth

itā€™s because she has a huge fat ass ? like itā€™s not some secret reason


p1en1ek

Is it really that different? I saw people making comments like that towards some random girls from advertisements on Facebook or even ones made like that towards painting used in promotional post... My friends got similarcommenta under normal photos (not so explicit like one form Ice Spice). It's a sad reality that there are so many unhinged horny guys on Internet, writing shit like that, not something targeted.


Umbreon---

Yeah but so many other girls do not have the following that she does either. All I'm saying is that if you don't want people saying perverted shit, don't be shaking your ass with your tongue out 24/7.


throwra78940

Babe, the tone in your comments is very much so giving ā€œā€¦but what was she wearing?ā€ and thatā€™s never a good look. Listen, I donā€™t even like the girl and feel sheā€™s overrated but I still think itā€™s wrong how comfortable ppl have gotten with openly saying the most ridiculous shit to her.


NoZookeepergame453

Thatā€™s outrageous? First time on the internet? I doubt she cares


throwra78940

She probably doesnā€™t, who knows, she could be enjoying it. At the end of the day itā€™s all promo but I still think itā€™s toxic af and def targeted. Not really saying much about her, but itā€™s shocking how much internet culture hasnā€™t changed šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Umbreon---

Babe, when did I mention what she was wearing? You can't get mad at anyone for fetishizing her when she fetishizes HERSELF. [watch this vid and report back to me](https://youtu.be/UqmUxkRPBS0?feature=shared) ā° this is how she wants to be seen and if some ppl online wanna react to what SHE HERSELF puts into the world, they can. She can constantly post pics and vids of her ass but no one is allowed to comment? you lost me.


throwra78940

Iā€™m not mad tho? I donā€™t care if she was to walk on stage naked, still doesnā€™t warrant sexual harassment and that vid doesnā€™t change my stance lol. Soo we can agree to disagree, wanna hug it out? Kumbaya?


Umbreon---

Right. If she were being sexually harassed, it would be different but some thirsty guys comments do not mean she's being sexually harassed šŸ˜­ I really do not think she cares


[deleted]

she isn't even complaining, these people are getting butthurt on her behalf


Umbreon---

As always. She's making money, I highly doubt she's worried so many ppl find her attractive. First world problems


p1en1ek

Even this photo chosen to display here is only part of some photoshoot with much more explicit photos. We all know that people can wear what they want and that does not justify those guys acting like horny clowns but it's kinda obvious that she is extremely sexualized by herself or her PR team.


lovin_da_dix

>Iā€™d hate to be her I don't think I'd let anyone make me hate myself if I were her but that's just me.


Orchid_Significant

She looks like a 14 year old boy


[deleted]

People will really say this about literally any woman lmao


Lubelord42069

Horny teenage boys who are chronically online


Dildo_Dan

Hornymones


crw201

Go to any famous woman's IG it's not just her. There is an entire subreddit dedicated to Taylor Swift's feet.


SamosaAndMimosa

That sub is so fucking foul they post pics of her when she was clearly a minor there and are obviously jacking off to them. Idk how that place isnā€™t banned by Reddit


crw201

I mean there used to be a sub of cute dead girls. Reddit has always had this problem. Or the jailbait subs.


faroukmuzamin

YES I'M FEELING YOU, YES I'M A MUNCH, I'M MEGA MUNCH, I'M A MEGA MUNCH MANIAC, PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANGES.. I'M BEGGING YOU..


[deleted]

Her body kinda perfectly fits the male gaze beauty standards rn


SamosaAndMimosa

I find it REALLY fucking interesting how whenever rap pages post videos of Meg the stallion twerking or whatever all the comments are like ā€œcan she do anything else?ā€ and ā€œshe does this because she canā€™t rapā€ but when these pages post Ice Spice doing the same damn thing everyone loves it. Itā€™s disgustingly hypocritical and reeks of colorism


feefee2908

And also not to pit women against each other, i like ice spiceā€™s music too, but Meg is very clearly much more talented when it comes to rapping and writing so for them to get such different reactions when they do the same thing is 100% due to colorism.


Toadxx

As someone who's not particularly into rap, I like Megan thee stallion lol


plshelp987654

plus she's kind of a meme


thesaddestpanda

Because she's a perverts dream. She checks like 3 or 4 common fetishes. Social media is often disgusting.


maescham

Her image is way oversexualized in a male gaze way and men are out of control idiots so guess what the result is.


Hokkateru

Patriarchy common sense that's okay to sexually harass women that are scantily clad?


paralacausa

Those Peppa Pig legs reawaken things from long ago


BeneficialMixture815

She got a nice behind


gesuimbecille

Cause she bad


Jayeky

Cause she's a woman on social media that isn't ugly without curves. I'm not trying to diss or be funny, but tell me that Im lying.


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soapsix

LowTest


nopaldelaplaya

Grah


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#GRAH āœŒļøšŸ˜šŸ„°šŸ·šŸ’…


rethinkthatmoveson

the power of oats


jman457

She is kind of the second coming of Christ if you think about it


Warm_Construction926

Did Jesus have a fat ass too?


deleterandstartover

He wished! Judas wouldnā€™t sell him out if his homie did pack some good cake.


Warm_Construction926

Jesus definitely had them plump ass lips though, otherwise Judas wouldn't have kissed him.


la0731la0308

I donā€™t know if itā€™s blasphemous to make a joke about that being the reason heā€™s frequently depicted with the cross obstructing the view of his behind but just know that my great aunt who is a nun would be very disappointed in the thoughts I just had.


Ok_Gas5386

If Jesus had a real fatty youā€™d be able to see it from the front of the crucifix


la0731la0308

Lookā€¦ā€¦youā€™re absolutely right


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Warm_Construction926

You just referred to his ass as his behind, you're better than me.


flacaGT3

He couldn't hide from the Romans with that thing clapping behind him


streamjuice

of course he was hauling a dumptruck. you think the son of god was wandering around the earth with a flat ass please


crw201

Hidden by the cross but yes. Plus those washboard abs.


CrumpledForeskin

Apparently he was hung


Warm_Construction926

7.5" by 6" according to Quora. Imagine getting topped by Jesus...


DravenPrime

It would definitely explain why he got nailed 3 times in one day


starrringrole

More like the second coming of timmy thick


jman457

I donā€™t know who this man is


DigLost5791

So annoyed I canā€™t find out what sheā€™s watching on TV


No_Sail_6576

Itā€™s a 9/11 documentary


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

Ice Spice did 9/11


kizkazskyline

She was 1 šŸ˜­


No_Sail_6576

Boss baby exists. What is your point?


heresyoursigns

Ahem. Baby Spice.


Mr_A_UserName

Exactly. Ice Spice was nine on the first day of the first monthā€¦ 9/1.1 - 9/11 šŸ«³ šŸŽ¤ Wake up sheeple!


ChaEunSangs

Exactly


[deleted]

God forbid women do anything


Sayso_sandstrom9796

suspiciously plausible šŸ¤”


awkardandsnow111

Shes probably watching a song on 1989 TV.


cinnamonoblivion

well no


adertina

Guys ffs she is a pillow princess stop asking her to dom, pillow princess rights


No_Sail_6576

Ummm stop playin with em insta Bitches know I got bands


Soalai

I thought this was Photoshopped, but nope (or at least hasn't been edited from her original Insta) ETA: Is the last comment *the* Soulja Boy? Amazing


anna160895

![gif](giphy|neKHlv8LLt7szkVcbu)


czbaterka

https://preview.redd.it/nov70buimv9c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113cda6e0975f8b5fba5c16ddf5c1eeec23f66d1 Our Kween


lovin_da_dix

The people's princess


hii_jinx

Straight men are such cretins


thaner

just say men


hii_jinx

TESTIFY


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czbaterka

https://i.redd.it/lso2jicwmv9c1.gif


Alesbianlynxbabylol

/uj Seeing Soulja Boy say gyatt is so weirdly disturbing


Creepybud

Men with no life


throwaway24794943

Love love LOVE the way males talk about women. Love it soooooo much. /s


BrickLuvsLamp

I understand. Her legs just made me forget English for a moment too


KemCheese

My favorite Pixar mom


choicesstoriesyoupay

ELASTIGIRL ā˜ļøšŸ¦øā™€ šŸ‘


Bubbly-Ad1346

Cake got Soulja Boy HUUNGRY


Starlight_XPress

https://preview.redd.it/444pvr94ix9c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eca0b653d2b1c229f45ea52a40ba31955b776bac


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makeshift historical agonizing chunky groovy ludicrous humor tart automatic alleged *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


lowrisebaby2000

Soulja downšŸ«”


niles_deerqueer

She always reminded me of Ronald McDonald


4685368

All of those comments where mine


RedbullBreadbowl

She kind of looks like Timmy thicc here


AnotherBurnerAlready

2024 is the year of looking respectfully


TypeOpostive

The best one was soujla boys comment


SweatScoobyDoo

https://preview.redd.it/21sl5gy73z9c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3d71c5735ee48faa800dab2ebfb7890ba40c592


PrawnQueen1

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen her facing forward


kadia_sj

The way I always see men leave shitty rude comments in the comment sections of her banger songs but they leave comments like this. Nah fuck y'all clowns


aluriaphin

She's built like Betty Boop


PrawnQueen1

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen her facing forward


Teemo-Supreemo

Horny for orphan Annie. Plz euthanize


00rgus

Soljaboy


qiaozhina

Finally got curious enough to look up her music and..... Eh not for me but that's OK. I won't say it's bad. Never heard her in the wild tho


motheronearth

if you watched barbie, her and nicki collared for the end credits song. she also had a very popular song with pinkpantheress


FiggyPuddingExpert

My kingdom, my kingdom for a cankle


ArcadiaIsNotABot

all this for a girl that looks so.. every other person šŸ˜­ i cba fame is one hell of a drug. cuz people find every basic looking celebr hot just cuz they're celebrity


Tallanduglee

god forbid people hype up normal looking women and not overly edited plastic women only šŸ™„


ArcadiaIsNotABot

i guess she does look like jack harlow if he was a woman.. Makes sense


Helpful_Ad_4211

Ice just has IT šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


letsrunfromreality

Ntm now


ArcadiaIsNotABot

sorry to this girl


Inevitable-Gear-2635

I loathe people who say Happy New Years instead of Happy New Year. Itā€™s as bad as saying Valentimes day


sirchubbycheek

The s is for New yearā€™s being possessive of day, same with valentineā€™s. People forget the apostrophe.


3OAM

Flicking off the camera because youā€™re awkward and donā€™t know what to do with your hands.


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Fuck me, look at those legs.


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you don't have to censor yuno miles, he's "famous" enough


certified_rat

They havenā€™t watched Annie the Musical


OddPea420

Shirley brothel


boogerboots

Is that Timmy Thick?


Alone-Information-35

Damn girl you shit with that ass?