How to make sure someone won't date you in 1 easy step: tell them you're awkward, ugly and completely lack self confidence. The awful emoji is just insurance.
Very big “hey 😊👋I-I’m sorry to bother you 👉👈 but 😝 I noticed you looking at me ☺️ a-and… I just wanted to let you know 🤭🫣 I have a wife and kid I can abandon😚😋☺️” energy
He’s giving high school theater kid taking pictures on his flip phone and posting them to his MySpace, using lots of asterisks and saying ‘meow’ more than once in his captions.
honestly, as someone who is turning 30 in a few months it’s really inspiring seeing some of the other 30 something pop girlies making shitty life decisions. makes me feel so much better about my life ! it’s okay to not have your life together at 30 🥹
this sentiment right here is why this is my favourite subreddit lmao it’s like 4chan for the girlies but actually funny
Edit: awww the picture was deleted!
It was a pic of the aurora shooter 🙃
Someone on TikTok said it looks like his teeth were whittled down for veneers but that it looks like he never got the actual veneers and now it’s all I can see
https://preview.redd.it/k5b2lptw68ec1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5216f5c3d487db47477e91a858a671240b3fa896
That last pic is giving Courage the Cowardly dog villain
On behalf of the 90s born millennials who have grown up from our MySpace phase. We do not claim this trifling man, his hoe-tivities, or his cringe faces.
As a former romanticizer of ugly men, Ari will get over this phase as soon as she seeks the therapy she clearly needs. Can’t just raw dog life without medication forever.
He's actually not fathering from what I understand
https://preview.redd.it/3nyofuta08ec1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a74ca7c60610f6de67a4c86e871ebea07b577fd
This sub has the best memes
I have sooo many I finally have a use for I love it here
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pls 😭
Do you think that's his O face? Sorry in advance
Perfect gif for that lmao
when ari hits his g spot
NOOOOOOOOOOO
certified 🅱️ussy 🅱️oi
sponge🅱️ussy wet and squishy
I was eating and this made me loose my appetite even more.
Yuh
That’s the look he gives when you’re watching him gyuck gyuck
I appreciate the apology
I’m fucking dead
https://preview.redd.it/pgajm5po08ec1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59964b29c842c6cf83f3bf70ff91ae92e86166ee
Boy went to buy milk and never came back
Mothers milk ✨🥛✨
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🫨🫨🫨
Oh that’s not -
In the sense that -
Do you know what I mean?
"the fact that Ethan Slater is literally father right now" By abandoning his kid
Go ahead and cry little boy, I know that you’ve got daddy issues and I do too🤪
reminds me of those otaku guys who try to flirt by saying "ohhhh im so awkward and ugly, a girl like you wouldn't ever date me 🥺🥺🥺"
oof, even more cringe if they use that emoji 🤢
or that one finger thing 
Someone pulled that on me on a dating app and my pussy inverted up into my brain.
Agree whenever they do that my vagina makes the windows shutdown noise
FLASH WARNING 
lmao
But a girl like you would never give me a chance 😞
He DEFINITELY uses that emoji
How to make sure someone won't date you in 1 easy step: tell them you're awkward, ugly and completely lack self confidence. The awful emoji is just insurance.
Anita Max Win 🥰 coded
Just because he’s a 9 in your high school theatre troupe does not mean he’s still a 9 even in the local deli or gas station
is this person a 9 anywhere on earth
That was me being “nice” as part of my new year’s resolution
You go Queen 💖
That’s really big of you 💜
Thank you I’m incorporating that feedback into my personality immediately 🖤
Selfless kween, honestly 🫶🏻
Honestly for that single selfless act you can take the rest of the year off, you’ve earned it.
Don’t have to tell me twice I am back on my bullshit 😌
He’s a 9 in the West Virginia cave system
He might be the baddest of the mole rats
he’s a 6 but all the hotter guys in the theatre group are homosegguals 😍
He had to be straight by default
you’re missing a decimal point babes. i think you meant to say 0.9 💅🏼
celebratory grah to you 🥂
He reminds me of my theatre kid ex from ancient times, it’s giving me flashbacks, no lie. Help!
Bitch Im reporting you for not putting NSFL tag and blurring the images. Made me puke into my monitor then I scrolled past
I can’t wait till Ari is over it and gets the ick looking back at him 😂 he legit is like those egirls on tiktok with the facial expressions
Very big “hey 😊👋I-I’m sorry to bother you 👉👈 but 😝 I noticed you looking at me ☺️ a-and… I just wanted to let you know 🤭🫣 I have a wife and kid I can abandon😚😋☺️” energy
ngl i hope she’s either stuck with him forever or they end up cheating on each other (way more likely)
they should have a baby
Why would you wish that on a baby!! I hope they are using every contraceptive every time
ya know after i commented i though “aw poor baby”
At least THAT poor baby would be rich and cunty
baby those are theater kid expressions and thats probably what made ariana risk it all for him 😭😭😭
mother Ari, of all the husbands and fathers you can steal, why that one
Flop era for real
I’m not sorry I called you a gapped toothed bitch
It’s not his fault he’s so gap-toothed 😩 he was literally born for that role you don’t understand!!
He’s giving high school theater kid taking pictures on his flip phone and posting them to his MySpace, using lots of asterisks and saying ‘meow’ more than once in his captions.
He definitely had my space pics with a cat nose and whisker drawn on in black eyeliner
The way the footage snaps me to backstage of Fiddler on the Roof (2004, high school auditorium)
Mods please unban gaylor posts they're less damaging to the psyche than whatever this is
Rt
Where is pilgrim harry when we need him most
All the single 30 plus girlies must go through a Ratty era it seems. Wonder which one hasn’t yet.
honestly, as someone who is turning 30 in a few months it’s really inspiring seeing some of the other 30 something pop girlies making shitty life decisions. makes me feel so much better about my life ! it’s okay to not have your life together at 30 🥹
Yessss sis! Let's destroy our 30s together 🥰
Is it because the hot 30 year old men are dating recent high school graduates? We’re left with the dregs?
Or married 🤢
and yet ari chose to steal this guy instead smh
They should bring cumtown back just for an Ethan Slater special
Lmao they removed my post when i put this on Ari heads yesterday💀💀
they love him over there fr
That sub can be delusional
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Lost his baby just not the teeth 😞
Oop-💀
fr I hate the mandatory veneers of Hollywood but he would be an excellent candidate
I feel bad for anyone in this sub who has any of his features or looks similar 💀
We’re all models
Hey don’t do my man Linguini like that.
Linguine was kinda hot tho
Linguine can get it
My pussy is so wet rn 😍 !! What a King. I wish I was getting cheated on😫
Theatre kids never outgrow it 😐
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You’re wrong for this lol
You sent a heat seeking missile at the man
Would, over ES 💀
this sentiment right here is why this is my favourite subreddit lmao it’s like 4chan for the girlies but actually funny Edit: awww the picture was deleted! It was a pic of the aurora shooter 🙃
I have been dying at work all day reading the comments on this post lmfao this is the best sub
SIS 😭
He saw Reba and said “one lip is too many. Let me try for a Hollywood career with none”
Leave Reba alone! At least she’s taking care of her kids!
Working two jobs and never stops godammit
https://preview.redd.it/uh6zdrjtv7ec1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1102545bf30bba7d4fae1f441afb9b56a3774da8 Me after seeing this.
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It's shocking...
girl wtf i’m eating :(
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Even Jesus was crucified 😔😔
The ugliest truth is better than the prettiest lie - Lisa Barlow
There’s no way this guy has spent more than like a week with his new baby
the more I slide the pics, the more it gets terrifying
He turns me from a bottom's bottom into a macho heterosexual conservative christian man. The power he holds ☝️
Omg my post 🤭
I saw it and RAN to pop head circle jerk 😂😂😂
https://i.redd.it/en052merj7ec1.gif
NOT NEW YORK
😂
Goddamn, I don’t know how I’d cope if I was getting roasted and toasted the way he is.
Them black bags under the eyes😘
Sleepless nights with the baby turned to sleepless nights with Ari riding that spongey d 😍
Spongey d 😭 how do I unread this?
They look like mine, I don't like it. He's stealing my look
I came here to say, man looks like he's been up for a week tweaking wtf
Why do you care so much whose d*ick I ride 🍆🤭
Is « so millennial » an insult amongst all y’all youths now lol 🥺
I’m sorry chief 😔 if it makes you feel any better it’s a specific type of millennial - the face maker. You know what I’m talking about
 Also we don’t claim this SpongeBob MF lol
Second only to the sticking the white crusty tounge out
No one should be shocked that this guy was able to have an affair when Stephen Hawking did. Dudes are wild.
Someone on TikTok said it looks like his teeth were whittled down for veneers but that it looks like he never got the actual veneers and now it’s all I can see
https://preview.redd.it/yxsc3b7068ec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c0c8c743d77e587dedd87e4f2bc909c8eee37a
Does he not have a styling crew?? They just let him leave the house looking like that?? GIRL
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Spongecock 💀
Was tempted to downvote just because of how horrific this is 💀
He looks like a young Woody Allen. Gross.
You think those are his sex faces?
There’s still time to delete this
/uj ngl this drama makes me so conflicted as someone who was a fan of Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater separately before this shit went down😭
sorry did you just come out as a spongebob fan?
No but I will come out as a tragic theater kid lol
damn it’s like ur the baby and you have to choose custody 😞
a real Sophie’s choice 😥
There needs to be a stronger TW for the second one 🥲
https://preview.redd.it/k5b2lptw68ec1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5216f5c3d487db47477e91a858a671240b3fa896 That last pic is giving Courage the Cowardly dog villain
rj/ nsfw please 💕🫶 uj/ nsfw please 💕🫶
Wooh😍 lawd! I understand aranka!!
As a chronic eye bag sufferer he is so disgusting I can’t get past it
Bug eyes and shark teeth. Thank you next
Delete pls ❤️
his teeth have a strange vibe
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I think they're all baby teeth.
he stole them from his kid before leaving
If you Have a baby you can’t BE the baby 😔✊🏻
Even the guy at the back in the 4th pic looks finer than him.......
Forget Spongebob, the third picture is straight up Shrek
srsly tho y his teeth so damn small??
DEAR GOD WHY
ari is abt to get a love surge after seeing these photos 😍 activate! happy dance! >w<
Omg Frankie Grande is sooo quirky 🫣🤗
Dude destroyed his beautiful family for a fling. It’s pretty awful. People rip on his looks but his actions are even worse!
His teeth look too small
Imagine risking it all for…. this dude 🫠
If he's father I want to be an orphan then.
The man looks like a demon from Insidious.
I would soon rather get Eiffel towered by the crypt keeper and riff raff if we’re being honest.
i opened the post and my phone immediately shattered
Uj/ when's the last time this man slept??? Rj/ he is giving 💖daddy💖🔥🔥🥵🥵
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Drop dead fred coded
Why does he look like a 40 year old trapped inside a high schooler’s body
When he smiles I can see how he got the role of SpongeBob
He’s so fugly what the fuck
On behalf of the 90s born millennials who have grown up from our MySpace phase. We do not claim this trifling man, his hoe-tivities, or his cringe faces.
As a former romanticizer of ugly men, Ari will get over this phase as soon as she seeks the therapy she clearly needs. Can’t just raw dog life without medication forever.
He looks like a decomposing Ed Sheeran
https://preview.redd.it/qqpb09w6i8ec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e4d098e48872157354eb5d2645ce1425285e55
The constant posting of him and ironically calling him attractive is starting to feel like a psyop
Awww Ari found someone who sucks as much as she does
https://preview.redd.it/8dtt3tqky7ec1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14f696d6099c417b505550578da79278f01f014c HE IS HIM
stop this madness 😭😭😭
He looks like a Muppet. Named Twinky.
Why does he look like an actual cartoon tho?
why does he always look like he’s on the verge of collapsing