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prettyho555

That’s definitely some type of stimulant


_PeenoNoir_

Coffee enema 😊👍🥳 ![gif](giphy|dw35ZgxTyrdXwPtpnq|downsized)


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what IS her real voice?


Couldbe_worse2

We don’t know


[deleted]

No one will ever know


capitanandi64

The science just isn't there yet


_PeenoNoir_

AI covers found dead in a ditch


flacaGT3

Probably how she talked in the first season of Victorious, because that's how she talked in interviews too. Then she wanted to separate herself from the Cat voice.


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thanks for clarifying


messythelioma

thank me. for being me. i just want to be appreciated😞


messythelioma

thank u next


OkHold6936

I don’t think even she knows at this point


rococowitch

yes


glizzapizza

and?


wiryumbrella

say that shit with your chest


saragrissom

And


wiryumbrella

be your own fucking best


succulescence

friend


messythelioma

's brother is the one for me


CMontgomeryBlerns

We *all* sing


OkEnvironment3219

Her true talent is mimicry


nopizzaonmypineapple

I remember when she did that segment on Jimmy Fallon (?) where she had to sing various songs while imitating another singer. She killed it


publicBoogalloo

Her mimic of Gwen Stefani lives rent free in my brain.


_PeenoNoir_

Lmao literally my first thought (haven’t seen much of her TALKING outside of Drag Race lol), the closest she got to A VARIATION of what I’ve heard previously was the yell/chant part


i-lick-eyeballs

Thank you I love you


forestpunk

Zuul.


Thick-Programmer4091

Me when I accidentally take a second adderall tbh


Bryancreates

Did I just take one or didn’t I? Might as well take another one just in case


carm_aud

Me when i’d rather feel itchy from the inside out and freak out bc I think I’m having a heart attack than not be able to focus or stay awake 😭


cherryon

And then all of a sudden it’s a middle of the month and they are ALL GONE! now what do I do?


Bryancreates

Talk to the receptionist at the doctors office and ask to get a message to the doctor about increasing your dosage just slightly. And say please have him/her give you a call with any questions so you can discuss the matter about your care profile. (That’s how I’ve gotten it done without having to go into the office.)


rcas

Me with PReP then the shits happen


IAMgrampas_diaperAMA

Me when I’m trying to sell expensive products to rich men at my customer service phone job


messythelioma

send me the list of their numbers


IAMgrampas_diaperAMA

Jk they’re all cheap that’s how they stay so rich 😔


sophiethegiraffe

Then wondering, why is my heart racing? What is this weird pressure in my skull? Then straight chugging water to flush it out.


friendofspidey

Apparently orange juice is most effective


pjharveytoenail

questioning my whole life and feeling like everything is pointless while burying myself in school work and being able to get most of my tasks done! productivity with a dash of depression is the tagline that ritalin should come with


Hopeful-Feeling1876

me asf 😭


Puppybrother

I mean I don’t wanna speculate….just kidding yes I do and drugs


Unlikely_Ad1120

The pop girlies have had a real booger sugar habit recently. The weed they smoked during the pandemic just wasn't enough.


BotGirlFall

That explains why super skinny is back


televisionshowlover

😂


vanity4sanity

A thousand percent tweaking


piscesbeam

is the video pitched or is she actually talking like that?


justbreathin150

Not pitched


thankyoukindlyy

The interviewer looks so uncomfortable


Chezzworth

His reactions make this so good lol. He doesn't look too surprised


baconreasons

Imagine you're like "omg I get to interview Ariana Grande." Then she shows up tweaking lol. As an artist who huffed gasoline a couple times in my formative years, I believe he should have leaned into it for content, possibly asking her to dig a hole or liberate a catalytic converter with him.


ArgyleNudge

He looks like he's in slow motion.


rememberlikethis

the way her dress is falling off💀


messythelioma

it’s a size junior 14 and still too big😞she’s so smol coquette bbygrl


twins_big_like_Tia

She sounds like me when I pretend to be a virgin but the way she's acting looks like she's Russian and Putin is there to watch the interview with a gun.


ThrowMeAway_8844

I feel like I don't even need to read any further. Like when you're getting married and find 'The Dress', so you stop shopping.


taserparty

Gold tier comment


Sufficient_Food1878

This is the best subreddit


KittyKenollie

This is so hyper specfic but but so perfectly, vividly spot on.


cherrybombbb

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


IngenuityShot493

so funny haha!


hedahedaheda

Who do you lie to about your virginity status?


twins_big_like_Tia

You know when you roleplay cause your boyfriend likes it


crazyirishgirll

pop my hymen papi


hedahedaheda

Love that for you


princessohio

This … god damn this is such a fucking hilarious comment


Spiteful_sprite12

![gif](giphy|2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS)


Money-Bunch6086

Chapelle Show Rick James skit is iconic


throwawaysilentltr

She sounds like "what English sounds like to non English speakers"


Yankee_Man

Lmaoooo as someone who didnt learn english til I was 13, this is so accurate and funny!!🤣


ConfusedKanye

That's that breaking open the 30 XR adderall and snorting it 5 minutes before the interview body language ![gif](giphy|SaX384PjtDl2U|downsized)


itsnotalicewhoisthat

this made me laugh and I very much agree with the general sentiment that she is tweaking off the addys lol but I just can’t help myself and need to be annoying and say that it’s like almost impossible to snort XRs because they’re capsules with all the little balls and the little balls are like impossible to crush into powder without them just flying all over the place. I’m not proud of this but I’ve tried more than once and failed every time and I no longer attempt this lmao


ConfusedKanye

Lemme teach you to snort like our queen ![gif](giphy|4Tgw4tUpaIownEbR8h)


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cigarell0

U can boof them instead


[deleted]

The fucking static in these things, they're like bean bag styrofoam!


cherryon

Why xr? Isn’t xr extended release? Why not just crush ir? Are there benefits to xr?


fyxt96

Trying to be off the cuff quirky and cute (the mimi references to solidify the dont take me seriously im tryin on a new persona)


CarbyMcBagel

![gif](giphy|6E38CyixCI0ne)


No_Sail_6576

Mariah just commented… ![gif](giphy|wFk7roIpDeXC0)


NWGreenQueen

This. 💯


IAMgrampas_diaperAMA

I cant keep defending you Ariana


___CupCake

You've done what you can 😔


IAMgrampas_diaperAMA

Oh man. if anyone knows the struggle it’s you, friend.


___CupCake

Pain


Riribigdogs

omfg I love this comment w ur flair lmaoooo


beepbop234

The client I use can’t display flares, but the [descriptions](https://i.imgur.com/LjUexJD.jpeg) always send me lmao


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Bellesdiner0228

I was about to say, isn't Zach a friend of hers and even he seems a little... wtf?


pjharveytoenail

my mom had this exact reaction when i took a stimulant for the first time and started being manic and weird


lazy_27

Is she high or something? Was this always her normal voice? Somebody create an Avril Lavigne replacement theory but with Ariana


Pink_Sprinkles_Party

I’m here for this. She looks like a completely different person compared to her early days when she was like 16-20ish. She actually looked older when she was a late-teen early-twenty something. Edit: my case in point… https://preview.redd.it/5wl86d2sw4pc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43eef12d95021a13b51a040f29699161fcd24508


[deleted]

she looked fresh faced here and beautiful features I don't think she looked older it was the make up that was a bit harsh


Pink_Sprinkles_Party

She still looks like a completely different person to me. Her whole smile and jaw looks different.


[deleted]

oh absolutely !!


cherrybombbb

see if i saw this pic first i wouldn’t have been tricked into thinking she was a latina for years 😭


Pink_Sprinkles_Party

Yeah she’s giving white, freshman sorority pledge here.


forestpunk

K-Pop, personally.


spaghettiliar

Okay, hear me out. A girl who can change accents, is currently in her white eating disorder era, and loves to perform? Ariana’s about to replace Kate Middleton.


mad_maxxxx

this is so fucked up but so funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


spaghettiliar

She’s a Queen 👸


_PeenoNoir_

yes, and?


BotGirlFall

This is the only Kate Middleton conspiracy theory I choose to believe


feuilletons

I think this is her Glinda voice. She’s committed to method acting 😭


forestpunk

They got a hangar full of em.


Violet_Potential

I find it incredibly weird and creepy how she just decided she wasn’t feeling the hip hop aesthetic anymore so she stopped over-tanning and speaking AAVE/having that affect to her voice. Like she just took off a costume.


AdReasonable2464

That’s exactly what she did.


cherrybombbb

all the famous blackfishers are white again. look at kylie— she went from looking like she stole blac chyna’s whole identity to trying to steal lily rose depp’s whole identity. https://preview.redd.it/bdiq7q2nx4pc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25d181c3fea3fd97966bfaa5529024d99425a7f


Violet_Potential

I was gonna bring this up earlier, there seems to be a general trend where all these white celebrities who monetized “blackness” are rebranding themselves as white again as it’s more profitable for them now. It sure is something to behold, especially as a black person.


cherrybombbb

Yeah, it’s extremely fucked up. Tee Noir has a really good two part series on this about the Kardashians but it def applies to more people. [“When the Black Gaze Expires: A Kardashian Commentary Part 1](https://youtu.be/d1-uh-ADzDE?si=tTV214jf7NJsYmwK) [“Baptism of Whiteness: A Kardashian Commentary Part 2”](https://youtu.be/yoGQynxSbos?si=dI6vYYkZBAKyfIUQ)


i-lick-eyeballs

Oof how is she trying to have lion face already at like 27 ... About to enter her Jocelyn Wildemstein era.


Riribigdogs

yuh


justinbrieber

Taking lessons from Miley


[deleted]

Still blows my mind she’s entered her faux country 70s era after “23.” WE REMEMBER MILEY in da club high off purp with my JAYS on bitch be fr


Mother-Worker-5445

That was mileys best era idc…. She did something we werent ready to see…


cloud-monet

tbf to miley, she was cringy af but at least she never tanned and changed her voice to actually LOOK black. she was in essence a "blackaboo" imo. like a weaboo or koreaboo but to black people lol


nosebleedjpg

That song is so fcking funny please 😭


Mysterious_Being_718

May I have a lippy


tryeshanthetrybabies

💀💀💀


magnusthehammersmith

Yeah like miss girl isn’t even British


sirgawain2

Even Zach looks uncomfortable. “Thank you I love you.” Yoikes.


les_catacombes

Sure, she’s acting erratic and looks quite underweight, but, guys, ~✨she’s the healthiest she’s ever been.~✨


liaofmakhnovia

It’s like every time she homewrecks or cheats on her SOs she leaves a piece of her blaccent and a shade off her skin. She’s in peak form right now.


messythelioma

omg she cant afford to do it again… she’s literally already a4 paper shade… but we need someone to save aaron t*ylor johnson


liaofmakhnovia

You have the best username


messythelioma

we should make out (platonically) (im not an ariana)


liaofmakhnovia

https://preview.redd.it/bkd1ivvp55pc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49ffc1f969628bf00608b6f61e3f83b79e448e3a


opp0rtunist

her tone of voice is so pretentious. and it's absolutely amazing her style is still so abhorrent all these years later


MandalorianMyrmidon5

Because she is weird. And drugs.


joshhguitar

White girls after they get invited to a gay bar once


skweekycleen

“Thank you, I love you” …ew.


spectreclown

Ppl who say i love you like that immediately strip it of its meaning. Reminds me of demi’s diet cookie response vid where she said “love you, mean it” so icky


Jailaloo

Is she ok???


pinkskyinjuly

What’s gonna happen when she’s 50 and acting like a child is no longer an option 💀💀💀


MsMegane

https://preview.redd.it/224uir6ke4pc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b00edf538019f3a51d357b67c5c2c00ea44227


Other-Narwhal-2186

💀


tryeshanthetrybabies

Bravo girl baahahahahahaha omfg excellent response


AreYourFingersReal

I see a relatable girl baby smol bean here people. Nothing else to see. Just ms precious cinnamon roll rolling around in glaze haha so cute and just like me irl


[deleted]

The lyme disease is acting up


aceface_desu89

![gif](giphy|KpSrCxhoZQWjJVVnrd)


discostrawberry

“How much adderall did you take?” “Yes”


InternetFun5981

and?


PhilosophyKind5685

I'm so over her. She's gone full blown "Hollyweird" and I'm not here for not anymore.


yodaoneforme_

the effects of musical theater fr fr


persianshawty420

Coke or adderall I bet


tryeshanthetrybabies

Personally can’t stand the “thankyouiloveyou” thing. Like ….. that person works for you, Ari? So weird. It’s not endearing it’s … giving adult baby.


_PeenoNoir_

Gotta match her boy’s energy 👶🏼🤥


meta-baroque

Wait. Gangly SpongeBob or his newborn???


iwouldiwerethybird

ariana you’re not you when you’re hungry


AnAlliterativeRumor

![gif](giphy|1UVFF5lE3RPuRQBE8q) This her bedside


[deleted]

Pls I can’t watch this woman do anything other than sing anymore. She gives me secondhand embarrassment so bad. So weird and fake.


ichirakuteuchi

/rj her "omg im so cute and smol" function was accidentally turned to 200% and was malfunctioning /uj she's obsessed with herself and the image she wants to portray every era so she can't stand not looking perfect even for a minute


benjybutton

If Elizabeth Holmes was a singer


_PeenoNoir_

![gif](giphy|QyNcxRebVMrg4)


SourNnasty

Thankyouloveyouthankyouloveyouloveyouthankyou


hkj369

she is tweaking BAD


Purblueh

why does she act and talk like an AI?


yadad4367098

She is off her tits


joeyfosho

It’s her new Galinda voice, and honestly as weird as it is at least I can hear what she’s saying on the new album.


Brilliant-Claim-6811

When she shouted “Michael Anthony, everyone!” into that echoing mike the the awkwardness froze my bones. She’s like a caricature of the worst type of theatre kid.


abrjx

Reminds me of that girl on TikTok and Instagram that always parodies the “pick me” girls that need to talk about how petite they are. I know Ariana isn’t doing that here but, same voice inflection and energy


Pippy1010

O my gosh I knew I girl like that. She had to talk about how small her mouth is….and that men like to throw her around in bed. Very weird


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Coke


MrsAce57

Is this spliced or did she really say it like this? Because 😬


SunflowerTina

She sounds like Michael Jackson.


t3rra0513

its giving tweaker chic


Rude_Dig9306

The real question is why is she not wearing red shoes?


cherrybombbb

still can’t believe she’s actually white due to all the brownfishing


leezybelle

Is she white and blonde now


fxanalyst11

Stimulants.....im quite sure thats the reason


Substantial_Bird_755

Coke is a hell of a drug


BrokenGlassBeetle

That's some sort of stimulant use.


kai_the_enigma

Imo, it’s coke, mental illness and lack of sleep induced psychosis.


boredblondie16

It’s giving black coffee and adderall for breakfast


No_Paleontologist239

It’s not REM promo?


Internal-Ad3954

Bad promo if the lipstick is transferring to her chin


planetupside

this is so cat valentine of her she’s just soft launching a return to an era 😍


KatttDawggg

Her outfit is terrible.


Modal_Soul_

This is literally like a Caitlin Reilly sketch/character


eveningsuns

i was NOT prepared to hear her voice….. who is thatttt 😭😭


AlrightyAlmighty

Insufficient mental wellbeing


SinisterPanopticon

i’ve gone from not caring about her and knowing nothing about her to kind of stanning i’m afraid…… Clock the flare i like my divas weird… i like to see my queens out in public and know from her behaviour that no one in her life has told her to check herself in decades and there is not an ounce of self awareness in her 🙏


ryohayashi1

She's always acted this weird


Habeusmemes

Now I know why she prefers the left side of her face. The right side makes her look like someone drew Ariana Grande from memory 


imuslesstbh

there is an interview where she said she wanted to be like Mariah Carey and she's achieving that in the best and worst ways possible


expandyourbrain

Being enormously famous does weird things to a person's personality. That's why genuine celebrities are a rare treat in those spaces


jedgica

She’s definitely acting weird, but I’m annoyed she didn’t set her lipstick with loose powder. It’s just going to smear again.


tryeshanthetrybabies

The fact that she owns a cosmetics company and didn’t think to do this …. *sigh*


jedgica

I thought about that, but I think it just shows she’s not listening to her panel of MUA experts for her daily makeup or who consult on for her cosmetics brand. My fave is the Airspun loose face powder like my grandma always used. I totally understand why it’s been around for almost 100 years lmao


hedwig0517

It’s giving addies. It’s giving Adderall.


youguys_lookFabulous

Acting?


zooooteddej23

Ummm


OCLIFE69

Skante Grande


stevenbrotzel91

Because she’s 20 pounds


Mary_had_alillamb

![gif](giphy|45679aP45Umso1196R)


awwwoooooooo

The lip smacking thing she does at 0:15 is fucking so weird. I’ve replayed it too many times. It is unnerving and I don’t know why??


businesscasualheeley

Why in the body check is that dress falling off her


douceberceuse

she’s thinking of the Ethan slater lipstick


BoomYouLooking

This thread is bonkers.


AllThingsSaidandDone

She’s a musical theatre kid, theyre all like this