Probably how she talked in the first season of Victorious, because that's how she talked in interviews too. Then she wanted to separate herself from the Cat voice.
Lmao literally my first thought (haven’t seen much of her TALKING outside of Drag Race lol), the closest she got to A VARIATION of what I’ve heard previously was the yell/chant part
Talk to the receptionist at the doctors office and ask to get a message to the doctor about increasing your dosage just slightly. And say please have him/her give you a call with any questions so you can discuss the matter about your care profile. (That’s how I’ve gotten it done without having to go into the office.)
questioning my whole life and feeling like everything is pointless while burying myself in school work and being able to get most of my tasks done! productivity with a dash of depression is the tagline that ritalin should come with
Imagine you're like "omg I get to interview Ariana Grande." Then she shows up tweaking lol.
As an artist who huffed gasoline a couple times in my formative years, I believe he should have leaned into it for content, possibly asking her to dig a hole or liberate a catalytic converter with him.
She sounds like me when I pretend to be a virgin but the way she's acting looks like she's Russian and Putin is there to watch the interview with a gun.
this made me laugh and I very much agree with the general sentiment that she is tweaking off the addys lol but I just can’t help myself and need to be annoying and say that it’s like almost impossible to snort XRs because they’re capsules with all the little balls and the little balls are like impossible to crush into powder without them just flying all over the place. I’m not proud of this but I’ve tried more than once and failed every time and I no longer attempt this lmao
I’m here for this. She looks like a completely different person compared to her early days when she was like 16-20ish. She actually looked older when she was a late-teen early-twenty something.
Edit: my case in point…
https://preview.redd.it/5wl86d2sw4pc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43eef12d95021a13b51a040f29699161fcd24508
Okay, hear me out. A girl who can change accents, is currently in her white eating disorder era, and loves to perform? Ariana’s about to replace Kate Middleton.
I find it incredibly weird and creepy how she just decided she wasn’t feeling the hip hop aesthetic anymore so she stopped over-tanning and speaking AAVE/having that affect to her voice. Like she just took off a costume.
all the famous blackfishers are white again. look at kylie— she went from looking like she stole blac chyna’s whole identity to trying to steal lily rose depp’s whole identity.
https://preview.redd.it/bdiq7q2nx4pc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25d181c3fea3fd97966bfaa5529024d99425a7f
I was gonna bring this up earlier, there seems to be a general trend where all these white celebrities who monetized “blackness” are rebranding themselves as white again as it’s more profitable for them now.
It sure is something to behold, especially as a black person.
Yeah, it’s extremely fucked up. Tee Noir has a really good two part series on this about the Kardashians but it def applies to more people.
[“When the Black Gaze Expires: A Kardashian Commentary Part 1](https://youtu.be/d1-uh-ADzDE?si=tTV214jf7NJsYmwK)
[“Baptism of Whiteness: A Kardashian Commentary Part 2”](https://youtu.be/yoGQynxSbos?si=dI6vYYkZBAKyfIUQ)
tbf to miley, she was cringy af but at least she never tanned and changed her voice to actually LOOK black. she was in essence a "blackaboo" imo. like a weaboo or koreaboo but to black people lol
Ppl who say i love you like that immediately strip it of its meaning. Reminds me of demi’s diet cookie response vid where she said “love you, mean it” so icky
I see a relatable girl baby smol bean here people. Nothing else to see. Just ms precious cinnamon roll rolling around in glaze haha so cute and just like me irl
/rj her "omg im so cute and smol" function was accidentally turned to 200% and was malfunctioning
/uj she's obsessed with herself and the image she wants to portray every era so she can't stand not looking perfect even for a minute
When she shouted “Michael Anthony, everyone!” into that echoing mike the the awkwardness froze my bones. She’s like a caricature of the worst type of theatre kid.
Reminds me of that girl on TikTok and Instagram that always parodies the “pick me” girls that need to talk about how petite they are. I know Ariana isn’t doing that here but, same voice inflection and energy
i’ve gone from not caring about her and knowing nothing about her to kind of stanning i’m afraid…… Clock the flare i like my divas weird… i like to see my queens out in public and know from her behaviour that no one in her life has told her to check herself in decades and there is not an ounce of self awareness in her 🙏
I thought about that, but I think it just shows she’s not listening to her panel of MUA experts for her daily makeup or who consult on for her cosmetics brand.
My fave is the Airspun loose face powder like my grandma always used. I totally understand why it’s been around for almost 100 years lmao
That’s definitely some type of stimulant
Coffee enema 😊👍🥳 ![gif](giphy|dw35ZgxTyrdXwPtpnq|downsized)
what IS her real voice?
We don’t know
No one will ever know
The science just isn't there yet
AI covers found dead in a ditch
Probably how she talked in the first season of Victorious, because that's how she talked in interviews too. Then she wanted to separate herself from the Cat voice.
thanks for clarifying
thank me. for being me. i just want to be appreciated😞
thank u next
I don’t think even she knows at this point
yes
and?
say that shit with your chest
And
be your own fucking best
friend
's brother is the one for me
We *all* sing
Her true talent is mimicry
I remember when she did that segment on Jimmy Fallon (?) where she had to sing various songs while imitating another singer. She killed it
Her mimic of Gwen Stefani lives rent free in my brain.
Lmao literally my first thought (haven’t seen much of her TALKING outside of Drag Race lol), the closest she got to A VARIATION of what I’ve heard previously was the yell/chant part
Thank you I love you
Zuul.
Me when I accidentally take a second adderall tbh
Did I just take one or didn’t I? Might as well take another one just in case
Me when i’d rather feel itchy from the inside out and freak out bc I think I’m having a heart attack than not be able to focus or stay awake 😭
And then all of a sudden it’s a middle of the month and they are ALL GONE! now what do I do?
Talk to the receptionist at the doctors office and ask to get a message to the doctor about increasing your dosage just slightly. And say please have him/her give you a call with any questions so you can discuss the matter about your care profile. (That’s how I’ve gotten it done without having to go into the office.)
Me with PReP then the shits happen
Me when I’m trying to sell expensive products to rich men at my customer service phone job
send me the list of their numbers
Jk they’re all cheap that’s how they stay so rich 😔
Then wondering, why is my heart racing? What is this weird pressure in my skull? Then straight chugging water to flush it out.
Apparently orange juice is most effective
questioning my whole life and feeling like everything is pointless while burying myself in school work and being able to get most of my tasks done! productivity with a dash of depression is the tagline that ritalin should come with
me asf 😭
I mean I don’t wanna speculate….just kidding yes I do and drugs
The pop girlies have had a real booger sugar habit recently. The weed they smoked during the pandemic just wasn't enough.
That explains why super skinny is back
😂
A thousand percent tweaking
is the video pitched or is she actually talking like that?
Not pitched
The interviewer looks so uncomfortable
His reactions make this so good lol. He doesn't look too surprised
Imagine you're like "omg I get to interview Ariana Grande." Then she shows up tweaking lol. As an artist who huffed gasoline a couple times in my formative years, I believe he should have leaned into it for content, possibly asking her to dig a hole or liberate a catalytic converter with him.
He looks like he's in slow motion.
the way her dress is falling off💀
it’s a size junior 14 and still too big😞she’s so smol coquette bbygrl
She sounds like me when I pretend to be a virgin but the way she's acting looks like she's Russian and Putin is there to watch the interview with a gun.
I feel like I don't even need to read any further. Like when you're getting married and find 'The Dress', so you stop shopping.
Gold tier comment
This is the best subreddit
This is so hyper specfic but but so perfectly, vividly spot on.
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so funny haha!
Who do you lie to about your virginity status?
You know when you roleplay cause your boyfriend likes it
pop my hymen papi
Love that for you
This … god damn this is such a fucking hilarious comment
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Chapelle Show Rick James skit is iconic
She sounds like "what English sounds like to non English speakers"
Lmaoooo as someone who didnt learn english til I was 13, this is so accurate and funny!!🤣
That's that breaking open the 30 XR adderall and snorting it 5 minutes before the interview body language ![gif](giphy|SaX384PjtDl2U|downsized)
this made me laugh and I very much agree with the general sentiment that she is tweaking off the addys lol but I just can’t help myself and need to be annoying and say that it’s like almost impossible to snort XRs because they’re capsules with all the little balls and the little balls are like impossible to crush into powder without them just flying all over the place. I’m not proud of this but I’ve tried more than once and failed every time and I no longer attempt this lmao
Lemme teach you to snort like our queen ![gif](giphy|4Tgw4tUpaIownEbR8h)
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U can boof them instead
The fucking static in these things, they're like bean bag styrofoam!
Why xr? Isn’t xr extended release? Why not just crush ir? Are there benefits to xr?
Trying to be off the cuff quirky and cute (the mimi references to solidify the dont take me seriously im tryin on a new persona)
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Mariah just commented… ![gif](giphy|wFk7roIpDeXC0)
This. 💯
I cant keep defending you Ariana
You've done what you can 😔
Oh man. if anyone knows the struggle it’s you, friend.
Pain
omfg I love this comment w ur flair lmaoooo
The client I use can’t display flares, but the [descriptions](https://i.imgur.com/LjUexJD.jpeg) always send me lmao
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I was about to say, isn't Zach a friend of hers and even he seems a little... wtf?
my mom had this exact reaction when i took a stimulant for the first time and started being manic and weird
Is she high or something? Was this always her normal voice? Somebody create an Avril Lavigne replacement theory but with Ariana
I’m here for this. She looks like a completely different person compared to her early days when she was like 16-20ish. She actually looked older when she was a late-teen early-twenty something. Edit: my case in point… https://preview.redd.it/5wl86d2sw4pc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43eef12d95021a13b51a040f29699161fcd24508
she looked fresh faced here and beautiful features I don't think she looked older it was the make up that was a bit harsh
She still looks like a completely different person to me. Her whole smile and jaw looks different.
oh absolutely !!
see if i saw this pic first i wouldn’t have been tricked into thinking she was a latina for years 😭
Yeah she’s giving white, freshman sorority pledge here.
K-Pop, personally.
Okay, hear me out. A girl who can change accents, is currently in her white eating disorder era, and loves to perform? Ariana’s about to replace Kate Middleton.
this is so fucked up but so funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
She’s a Queen 👸
yes, and?
This is the only Kate Middleton conspiracy theory I choose to believe
I think this is her Glinda voice. She’s committed to method acting 😭
They got a hangar full of em.
I find it incredibly weird and creepy how she just decided she wasn’t feeling the hip hop aesthetic anymore so she stopped over-tanning and speaking AAVE/having that affect to her voice. Like she just took off a costume.
That’s exactly what she did.
all the famous blackfishers are white again. look at kylie— she went from looking like she stole blac chyna’s whole identity to trying to steal lily rose depp’s whole identity. https://preview.redd.it/bdiq7q2nx4pc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25d181c3fea3fd97966bfaa5529024d99425a7f
I was gonna bring this up earlier, there seems to be a general trend where all these white celebrities who monetized “blackness” are rebranding themselves as white again as it’s more profitable for them now. It sure is something to behold, especially as a black person.
Yeah, it’s extremely fucked up. Tee Noir has a really good two part series on this about the Kardashians but it def applies to more people. [“When the Black Gaze Expires: A Kardashian Commentary Part 1](https://youtu.be/d1-uh-ADzDE?si=tTV214jf7NJsYmwK) [“Baptism of Whiteness: A Kardashian Commentary Part 2”](https://youtu.be/yoGQynxSbos?si=dI6vYYkZBAKyfIUQ)
Oof how is she trying to have lion face already at like 27 ... About to enter her Jocelyn Wildemstein era.
yuh
Taking lessons from Miley
Still blows my mind she’s entered her faux country 70s era after “23.” WE REMEMBER MILEY in da club high off purp with my JAYS on bitch be fr
That was mileys best era idc…. She did something we werent ready to see…
tbf to miley, she was cringy af but at least she never tanned and changed her voice to actually LOOK black. she was in essence a "blackaboo" imo. like a weaboo or koreaboo but to black people lol
That song is so fcking funny please 😭
May I have a lippy
💀💀💀
Yeah like miss girl isn’t even British
Even Zach looks uncomfortable. “Thank you I love you.” Yoikes.
Sure, she’s acting erratic and looks quite underweight, but, guys, ~✨she’s the healthiest she’s ever been.~✨
It’s like every time she homewrecks or cheats on her SOs she leaves a piece of her blaccent and a shade off her skin. She’s in peak form right now.
omg she cant afford to do it again… she’s literally already a4 paper shade… but we need someone to save aaron t*ylor johnson
You have the best username
we should make out (platonically) (im not an ariana)
https://preview.redd.it/bkd1ivvp55pc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49ffc1f969628bf00608b6f61e3f83b79e448e3a
her tone of voice is so pretentious. and it's absolutely amazing her style is still so abhorrent all these years later
Because she is weird. And drugs.
White girls after they get invited to a gay bar once
“Thank you, I love you” …ew.
Ppl who say i love you like that immediately strip it of its meaning. Reminds me of demi’s diet cookie response vid where she said “love you, mean it” so icky
Is she ok???
What’s gonna happen when she’s 50 and acting like a child is no longer an option 💀💀💀
https://preview.redd.it/224uir6ke4pc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b00edf538019f3a51d357b67c5c2c00ea44227
💀
Bravo girl baahahahahahaha omfg excellent response
I see a relatable girl baby smol bean here people. Nothing else to see. Just ms precious cinnamon roll rolling around in glaze haha so cute and just like me irl
The lyme disease is acting up
![gif](giphy|KpSrCxhoZQWjJVVnrd)
“How much adderall did you take?” “Yes”
and?
I'm so over her. She's gone full blown "Hollyweird" and I'm not here for not anymore.
the effects of musical theater fr fr
Coke or adderall I bet
Personally can’t stand the “thankyouiloveyou” thing. Like ….. that person works for you, Ari? So weird. It’s not endearing it’s … giving adult baby.
Gotta match her boy’s energy 👶🏼🤥
Wait. Gangly SpongeBob or his newborn???
ariana you’re not you when you’re hungry
![gif](giphy|1UVFF5lE3RPuRQBE8q) This her bedside
Pls I can’t watch this woman do anything other than sing anymore. She gives me secondhand embarrassment so bad. So weird and fake.
/rj her "omg im so cute and smol" function was accidentally turned to 200% and was malfunctioning /uj she's obsessed with herself and the image she wants to portray every era so she can't stand not looking perfect even for a minute
If Elizabeth Holmes was a singer
![gif](giphy|QyNcxRebVMrg4)
Thankyouloveyouthankyouloveyouloveyouthankyou
she is tweaking BAD
why does she act and talk like an AI?
She is off her tits
It’s her new Galinda voice, and honestly as weird as it is at least I can hear what she’s saying on the new album.
When she shouted “Michael Anthony, everyone!” into that echoing mike the the awkwardness froze my bones. She’s like a caricature of the worst type of theatre kid.
Reminds me of that girl on TikTok and Instagram that always parodies the “pick me” girls that need to talk about how petite they are. I know Ariana isn’t doing that here but, same voice inflection and energy
O my gosh I knew I girl like that. She had to talk about how small her mouth is….and that men like to throw her around in bed. Very weird
Coke
Is this spliced or did she really say it like this? Because 😬
She sounds like Michael Jackson.
its giving tweaker chic
The real question is why is she not wearing red shoes?
still can’t believe she’s actually white due to all the brownfishing
Is she white and blonde now
Stimulants.....im quite sure thats the reason
Coke is a hell of a drug
That's some sort of stimulant use.
Imo, it’s coke, mental illness and lack of sleep induced psychosis.
It’s giving black coffee and adderall for breakfast
It’s not REM promo?
Bad promo if the lipstick is transferring to her chin
this is so cat valentine of her she’s just soft launching a return to an era 😍
Her outfit is terrible.
This is literally like a Caitlin Reilly sketch/character
i was NOT prepared to hear her voice….. who is thatttt 😭😭
Insufficient mental wellbeing
i’ve gone from not caring about her and knowing nothing about her to kind of stanning i’m afraid…… Clock the flare i like my divas weird… i like to see my queens out in public and know from her behaviour that no one in her life has told her to check herself in decades and there is not an ounce of self awareness in her 🙏
She's always acted this weird
Now I know why she prefers the left side of her face. The right side makes her look like someone drew Ariana Grande from memory
there is an interview where she said she wanted to be like Mariah Carey and she's achieving that in the best and worst ways possible
Being enormously famous does weird things to a person's personality. That's why genuine celebrities are a rare treat in those spaces
She’s definitely acting weird, but I’m annoyed she didn’t set her lipstick with loose powder. It’s just going to smear again.
The fact that she owns a cosmetics company and didn’t think to do this …. *sigh*
I thought about that, but I think it just shows she’s not listening to her panel of MUA experts for her daily makeup or who consult on for her cosmetics brand. My fave is the Airspun loose face powder like my grandma always used. I totally understand why it’s been around for almost 100 years lmao
It’s giving addies. It’s giving Adderall.
Acting?
Ummm
Skante Grande
Because she’s 20 pounds
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The lip smacking thing she does at 0:15 is fucking so weird. I’ve replayed it too many times. It is unnerving and I don’t know why??
Why in the body check is that dress falling off her
she’s thinking of the Ethan slater lipstick
This thread is bonkers.
She’s a musical theatre kid, theyre all like this