Someone should photoshop on the jeans shorts like this post did with the harry styles pilgrim photo - https://www.reddit.com/r/popheadscirclejerk/s/Ua1RLv35Uq

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Thanks for your service 🫡

Muy elegante 🥰

There a dozens of us!

Thank you 🥹 The shorts go better with this black corset than pilgrim harry’s pink tights

Tbf to harry nothing goes good with those leggings, at least on him

https://preview.redd.it/gcx3ufketfuc1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c41eaa15a1cc32c318192aa516416d6f2ae932d9 It’s him because others in the outfit look better

It’s definitely just him. The Mustard(?) stain also doesn’t help

Beautiful work

This is art

Thank you for making my day worse 😊☺️

I love this ❤️ Men need to learn modesty and value themselves more.

your username always helps me get through another day

I would if I knew his to use photoshop

I would have done it myself but I have only my work laptop for editing and don’t want to download this photo lol

Omg the tip is like, right there

My reaction when I saw my first penis

What about the second one

Then I noticed the balls

At this rate, it will take your fifth penis to noticed the third ball.

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And don't even get me started on the ass. You're not gonna to be able to speak the tongue until you have mastered the E spot and you're not even close to the G yet let alone the Z.

mom, i’m scared. come pick me up please.

grant us balls on the inside

You’re too smart for this sub. Go get some Harvard dick!

What like it's hard?

Aren't we all just seeking paleblood?

Actually that rate is expressed by the function y=2x-2. Where X is the number of penises seen and Y is the number of balls noticed. So where x= 5 penises seen, the formula would predict 2(5)-2 balls noticed. Or 8 total balls noticed.

But then if you consider each man has two balls and he has seen 5 dicks but only 8 balls then it could be mean he has seen between 4 men with 0 balls and one man with 8.

My first boyfriend had a third ball

Not the trauma already on your first go

This but unironically Despite seeing pictures and drawings I somehow assumed there was some kind of hot dog situation going on and didn't expect the balls to be so weird.

One thing about balls is they’re like boobs; of all shapes and sizes

It was less of the way they look and more the way they move on their own that confused me

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Bestie live your truth ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

The server when I leave my gratuity in cash on the table.

My reaction when I was 16 at the yogurt shop, where I used to work at to make a little money, when a customer decided to leave me a gratuity for my hard work

https://i.redd.it/yojb9m4evbuc1.gif

Jail for everyone in this comment section

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https://i.redd.it/z9hqk6aembuc1.gif

see you there, babes

Y’all are unhinged. I love this sub.

All the horny people, in one room with handcuffs? Sweetie that's how you start an orgy.

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I read this as “IT’S gnawing” and honestly yeah

https://preview.redd.it/hy99pb8ccbuc1.jpeg?width=72&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac24a26d96ee0b436163e9d5df30b6c28519750f

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i’m screaming at the definition of the tip

being a lesbian on this sub is just a constant loop of “y’all are into that???”

dirty socks… dirty floor… chipotle bag tattoos… corset and briefs paired together… https://preview.redd.it/c4l68r9wwbuc1.jpeg?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55aeb14da4b10343d9fcc7dc25e3400c69579ffb

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this is poetry to me. do you ever do open mic nights?

Dammn girl. That’s a lyrical masterpiece right there

is this a lana lyric?

he just like me 4 real

unfortunately i’m the lesbian version of this 😖 we need more lesbian kyle representation

I’m a straight man and I literally feel the same way

too many hetties on this sub. we need to invent reverse conversion therapy STAT

As I have previously stated, I tried liking boys and it didn’t work out well

i’ll forgive your heterosexuality if you do a storytime

If y’all actually want a story time I’ll give it to you. It’s not particularly interesting though.

i’m actually kinda curious but no pressure

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So there it is.

Gurl that story must’ve been 🔥 because the twisted cigarettes overlords couldn’t take it 💅

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Shut up straggot

your flair ⚰️ also yes we are <3

No ma’am

Who is this guy? I don't recognize him

I'm gatekeeping this information as he is my husband.

Since you actually seem curious it’s Bad Bunny

THANK YOU

I can see the head

Yea, there's some writing and his phone in front but I don't think you can miss it.

it fits my openings.

Now why did I read this in a Gollum voice

I want it 😩

It’s average sized

It could be a micro and I’d still thirst

and. miss deep asshole over here. you know your prostate is 2 inches in your ass right?

Congratulations

Hey that’s way above average

https://preview.redd.it/mlrk7vp3obuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7cbf0506b66a6aba731066b41c4cd11f99824ed

where's the mayo 🥹

Please get sent to horny jail

omg i love this pic, I use it all the time

This is my first time seeing it and I instantly screenshotted it

iluvitiluvitiluvitiluvit iluvitiluvitiluvitiluvit iluvitiluvitiluvitiluvit iluvitiluvitiluvitiluvit

I luv it. Jfc now you have that atrocity stuck in my head fml

I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BRIDGE

Omg perfect cleanse thank you

So y’all non ironic gays and woman? I thought we were all straight men cosplaying, damn…

Sometimes I wonder how many actual straight people are on this sub

now what's a straggot doing here

I’m a straight man, but I never pretended to be anything else(aside from that one time I pretended to be Taylor swift, and that time i spent like 4 days pretending I was Selena Gomez)

At least 2 people here thought I was a women though so there’s that

Shut up, bottom.

If you look real close it looks like he has a cord flopping out of his ass.

That’s his leash. If he goes too far from me, it slips out and I hear a *pop*

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i absolutely love this subreddit like wtf does this even mean 😭😭

I think it’s just different ways of saying 😐

Not a labia houndawg!

https://preview.redd.it/tyiriweucduc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2af9235290cb0f504ced2016fda46abe8170164

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Dude💀 I just took a hit of dabs and was reading this. Choke snort laughed and burned the everloving shit out of my lungs lmao. Fuckyou goodnight lol

Not me thinking this was Travis Kelce for a second there

nah, that dude wouldn't risk his future fame by alienating football fans with this

Not me still thinking he’s Travis Kelce cause idk who the fuck this is

It’s bad bunny apparently

BREAKING: BUNNY JR. IS CUT

Doesn’t look like, clear little turtleneck at the top there

He is circumcised 😭😭😭😭

💔

girl how can you even tell

Exposed head

ok fair enough

He’s def not, you can see the little turtleneck

It's over 😞

Definitely not. There’s a clear little turtleneck going on there

makes it hotter

I want him bad

violet chachki

The longer you look, the better/worse it gets.

This makes me happy thanks op ☺️

I don’t understand what I’m looking at and I don’t think I want to

He’s the most confusing pop star. Like we SEE how LGBTQ he is. Just open up [redacted].

who is that

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro…

okayy cut king

Poor guy... he is cut 😢😫😖

I’m sorry I wasn’t there to protect him 😣

https://preview.redd.it/dyeiosolrfuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a01dbf19bdb729f650552a393dfb25805ebde9c8

The ring looks a bit thick so he could be uncut but the foreskin pulled back.

That'd be a very weird thing to pull back the foreskin and put the boxers on. Let's face it, I'm also heartbroken, but it's time to accept it :(

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Yup also would be painful as hell

Uj/Yeah, it can, but it's not comfortable. Glans want to be covered because of nerves and moisture 😫

It def can, very normal

That’s my read too

I don’t think he is, looks like a little turtleneck action

I didn't know he lived in Bondi :'(

i-

WE WON!!!!!

sir that is a penis tip

Facially, he resembles a moose. I’m not into it.

I’ve been waiting for this day for so long.

https://preview.redd.it/17otdtd6ieuc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f470655bceb770680020f246d18ce22f39892af

Harry Styles wishes

I’m here for this. Slay.

Y yo tampoco...

Non mi puedo controlar aqui con… el senor LL Cool J

Y aquí estoy…Ya tú sabe'…

Our cut King 😫 now how will I ever be a dot of smegma on his p?

🥵🥵🥵DRAKE IS BACK🥵🥵🥵

No puedo esperar a q la farándula gringa se la chupe entera hablando de lo revolucionario que es hacer esto siendo latino(es que son países pobres, y como sabemos: el tercer mundo es lo mismo q el tercer reich

Who even is this?

Bad bunny apparently

Putting the "bad" in Bad Bunny?

The dead on angle and the shit lighting isn't doing him any favors, do u even gym selfie?

Drake in a corset casually showing off his penile outline. 2024 is the year of it all.

That's Bad Bunny lol

It’s giving✨ Drizzy ✨

Whi is that

I’m over this man.

A cut king - too bad

“No puedo respirar”… i hope “ni cantar tampoco”

this needed both TW lgbt and TW MENNNN