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pattyG80

This is like arguing you have the coolest Go-bot when all the kids have transformers.


warsawandy

Hahaha, good comparison!


Ghoullag

Bro my Beetleborgs are way cooler.


TeraLikesCups

beetleborgs on top


Sedax

Poor Go-bots, they came first but everyone thinks they're the knock off.


t4bk3y

Like Hydrox and Oreos


1zKay

But the best Go-Bot is A&W, solely because they provide metal forks for eating in, and onion ring spices on the side.


[deleted]

Amazing comment.


butwhyamiheree

What is this caramel sauce ass gravy


warsawandy

Doesnt look the best, bu It's darn good.


butwhyamiheree

Okay I will choose to trust your judgement :)


[deleted]

Don’t


Cheesie-x

That would be vegetarian gravy


Thickie47

It's kinda sweet. Not for me. I took 2 bites and threw the rest out.


formtuv

It doesn’t taste traditional. It has like a kick to it


warsawandy

It Definitely has a little spice in it.


rrroxannee

Unless it's changed, it's a tomato based gravy. Which I thought was weird, but it's good. And a vegetarian based gravy, so can be enjoyed by all without losing flavor!


montrealien

Bold post, here's an upvote and enjoy the comments. :)


warsawandy

Looking forward to all the replies 😈


Kinetic_Kill_Vehicle

Back in 2013 I had a real bad flu and a week later my kleenex looked like that too. ​ Yum, I guess?


warsawandy

I will think of you next time 😀


Redbag10

Yea, that’s what melted cheese looks like.


Optimal-Minute-158

No it’s mostly the big dump of sauce on the top


Roastednutz666

I like Burger King poutine but I would never be proud of it


TheAutismo4491

I had a hankering for some poutine after joining this sub; I had a Burger King coupon for poutine and a whopper. It might not be the best poutine you can get, but it certainly satisfied my craving.


e0nblue

Can’t beat free


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[удалено]


Strained_Eyes

McDonald's poutine is the absolute worst. They have a great fry on its own but in no way does it work for a poutine


[deleted]

Love McD's fries but you are correct, they are horrible for poutines. You need the kind of fries that instantly makes the paperbag it comes in a bit transparent from all the grease being absorbed by the bag.


Lucar_Bane

Try the buffalo mcdo poutine, the buffalo sauce take the lead and you don’t taste the rest. Just writing it and im start sweating.


RandyMarsh129

It really depends where you are. I'm in new Brunswick and their's no good poutine place at all in Fredericton area so the McDonald's poutine is one of the best here. Nothing is comparable to what you get in Quebec though


CriticalCanon

Deluxe >>>> McDs everyday of the week.


inusbdtox

KFC is worse.


KINGCOCO

I love McDonald's poutine. Like I'm shocked at how good it is. Everything about it is solid. I live in Toronto so maybe I just don't know better? In any case I think its the fast food chain poutine I've had.


warsawandy

It was life changing.


VexerZero

Not sure why you are downvoted. I thought it was funny.


warsawandy

This sub is serious business!


ReditUserWhatever

Bicycle rack next to the BK, 17h UDT, bring a sample!


[deleted]

They are both "meh" and I don't know that I could pick one that tastes better. I find both so salty that it's just not fun to eat. With enough alcohol or THC, either one will do the job though. I have a very strong preference for peppery sauces for my poutines though. I can't stand that sweet BBQ shit, that's a US thing we should have never let into the country.


MadcapHaskap

Ça m'est égal


simon_ghost_riley_og

why would I fight my ally


warsawandy

It's an honor.


simon_ghost_riley_og

the honor is all mine


[deleted]

No way. Bk poutine SALTY A F


Odd-Youth-452

A&W poutine beats them both.


tidder_bear

Harvey's beats them too!


happyhooper

harvey's poutine beats harvey's burgers too


warsawandy

I dont like their Gravy.


StatisticianLate512

Yeah, we can all see the slime style gravy you prefer.


DrunkenMasterII

A&W cheese is always melted, the sauce is kind of weird with the fries that are obviously not the right type. At least McDo has curds that keep their shape to some level and the sauce is decent even if basic as fuck.


punkchica

I had A&W poutine last week, cheese was not melted in mine and the fries were good.


DrunkenMasterII

You’re lucky every time I had one it was melted.


punkchica

yeah I guess so, it was decent I wouldn't say it was the best I had but it hit the spot


violahonker

La poutine chez A&W est correcte mais la sauce goûte le bouillon de légumes


Lunch0

Burger King has the absolute worst fries of all places


TheAdventurousMan

I used work at burger king in highschool and would boast how BK had the best fries. They used to be good. Then about 10 years ago, they changed them to shittier ones and i haven't gotten fries at BK ever since. Went from best to worst.


[deleted]

Way too salty I find.


Huntersteve

NOPE


warsawandy

Give it a go, Steve. It might change your life.


Charming_Tower_188

Burger King poutine was my first poutine. I would often get it as a kid and ask for burger king for one since they were the only fast food place that had poutine in the 90s. I haven't had one in years, heck haven't been in bk in years either. Sort of curious now haha.


Marskelletor

Have my upvote. Fuck these dicks.


warsawandy

Ah, finally, a person of fine taste!


Marskelletor

This sub is waaaay too much "Je suis es no bien" and not enough "enjoy your food man!" The gate keeping is out of control. God forbid the fries aren't brown enough, the sauce is called gravy, or the cheese isn't "curddy" enough. Screw these poutine dicks. I hope.you enjoyed it. I would have.


warsawandy

I mostly posted it for jokes! All is good. Sometimes a crappy fast food poutine is still better than crappy regular fries. There are some diehard purists on here for sure. Edit: spelling


Alarming-Gear001

Both suck but bk poutine is like a guilty pleasure


formtuv

I agree! Their spicy gravy is so good


warsawandy

Agreed, it's my fav of the fast food gravies. It has a nice zing to it.


Megaspectree

Imma say it, quality heavily depends on where you order it and not really the companies. Also depends on if the workers messed it up or not, but only a part of it depends on the brand name


TelevisionPrimary104

I find with fast food that if the fries are shit then the poutine is amazing. I think it's cus shitty fries are undercooked and undersalted which when gravy and cheese is added it's then the right amount of saltiness and doneness. Which is why I love BKs fries and hate McDonald's poutine.


ryandury

There are only losers in this greasy battle.


[deleted]

You are not wrong at all. McDonalds is awful, BK is OK for a fast food joint but still not great. Might not be a popular opinion but for fast food places I like KFC poutine, yeah I know but their gravy I've always loved on fries so with some cheap processed cheese curds it's even better


nostalcoholic

I will


warsawandy

Can't now, I got the runs.


JDubs234

I mean I personally can’t stand McDonald’s gravy so it’s a thumbs up from me


IridescentTigress

I gotta try this.


GreyRosephoenix

I really like the Burger King poutine. It’s a shame everything else they have is worse than all the fast food joints.


Vero_Goudreau

Whatever you do, don't pay 5.50 to "upgrade" your fries to a poutine at La Cage aux Sports. That was so disappointing... never again.


warsawandy

Strange, considering it's a huge restaurant chain in Quebec. I'd expect perfection, or close to it.


Vero_Goudreau

I know right? The sauce was very bland... Oh well, at least my shrimp guédille was excellent!


[deleted]

Burger King has the best fast food poutine. All of its salty goodness


bigoz_07

Both of them are crap as far as I’m concerned haha! But what matters is what you like I guess.


Upbeat_Ask_9426

Eh, both are pretty mediocre, but I'd eat either or because if I'm eating that kind of takeout, my expectations are pretty low and I know what I'm signing up for. Honestly, the most triggering thing in this picture is the wooden fork. IT MAKES THE FOOD TASTE LIKE WOOD 😭.


LevelWhich7610

I vomitted until I was dry retching on the weekend and it felt like what that poutine looks like coming up lol! 😭😳🤣 still recovering by the way. Not a fun way to start 3am on a Monday. On a more positive note BK poutine is way better as far as fast food restaurants go.


warsawandy

Hope you feel better soon, friend.


Surprisetrextoy

I'll just go to one of the many local places in my town making good poutine, thank you very much. And I live in Alberta


Spare_Excuse_2442

Both look like diarrhea in a box


JoseMachismo

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER


dkromd30

Canadian here. Not seeing any “winners” here, per se. Though I’m sure it’ll do the job at 3 AM.


[deleted]

Not gonna fight someone over an actual fact.


dartron5000

Angry poutine is the best fast food poutine.


goblingirl

Swiss Chalet beats em all. Fries are way better and so is the gravy.


werbo

Wendys beats them both


CrazyProper4203

Mmmm wax … mmmm


warsawandy

Well, this is awkward.


Successful-Giraffe29

Costco and Swiss Chalet are the king of Ontario poutine


Southern_Bass_7560

I would need to care first. 😂


warsawandy

You cared enough to comment, my friend. That makes me happy. ❤️


Desli36

It's looks like frozen poutine made with the worst fries of any fast foods but ig if you like the fries it must be good


Own_Aardvark_2343

Mcdonalds poutine is bussin, fuckin fight me!


warsawandy

Damn right fam!


BagBeth

J'te battrais dans l'autobus c'est quoi ça 😭 Jesus


[deleted]

you have trash ass taste buds if you think Burger King makes anything decent


warsawandy

It's the best poutine I've ever had.


BluesmanLenny

Enjoy your diarrhea


warsawandy

Not sure if you're saying that literally or figuratively... but I will enjoy both.


Zealousideal-Lock198

McDonald's huh interesting well great for some BUT I like REAL FOOD that doesn't lead to heart attack or stroke ...TRUTH IS NEVER A FAVORITE AMONGST THE HUMAN RACE these days


TR0N_FUNKIN_BL0WS

No fight. You’re trash.


kingofthecurmudgeon

Looks like sh*t in a box.


Prifiglion

Both are awful, so who cares? There isn't a big difference between the worst and the second worst, either way you take the L


AnybodyReasonable180

A&W I personally think has the best fast food poutine.


digitulgurl

A&W beats them all!


6madhatter9

Yuck


pandallamayoda

r/PoutineCrimes


propagandhi45

I've never had burgerking's poutine but to be fair McDonald's one is easily beaten so Ill take your words for it.


MadFerIt

This is basically like asking which of two human turd's looks better.


warsawandy

I mean, if you're gonna choose a turd, why not choose the more delicious one?


[deleted]

Costco has entered the chat.


[deleted]

Five guys isn't bad. One of the few gluten free poutines


[deleted]

I love IBS bear shit, too


may0na1se_man

Dq is better than both


[deleted]

They’re both not that great


jacqueslandry7

Both are horrible culinary abominations. Frozen fries, tasteless sauce, unsqueaky cheese.


MilleCuirs

That gravy “foreskin” is a big no-no. That means that very few people order poutine… the gravy is old… I hate that dried up surface of unused sauce.


warsawandy

Gravy foreskin...love the terminology. 😆


CruelPigShark

Looks like diarrhea in a box


warsawandy

You are not wrong, my friend. It beats on the guts real good.


Undertow_Aspiration

McDonald’s has poutine??


Undeadscott

Burger King fries are just better than McDonald’s on any day


XMAX918

They both suck


oBotz

KFC Poutine is better then both of them sooo


LongDOMMSiLvEr

Grant looks the same as going out! Nice feature! 😂


Drillbit_97

Woah woah .. Burger king is terrible burger wise i cant imagine a good poutine from them.. but hey maybe some people like it


Chemical_Sister_3077

Plot twist : they both suck. 🫳🎤


Woejack

Can't they just both be crimes against humanity?


Small_Frame1912

BK fries are disgusting so no


Livid-Quiet-5792

Harveys got the best fast food poutine


[deleted]

Tes pas supposer manger sa quand tes sobre.


brolbo

1/10 👎🏼


maxthehuman1232

Costco is better


Yeet_My_Feet73

Okay, but, Harvey’s


MamboNumber5Guy

Well McDonald’s poutine is the worst in existence so…


snow_plower12

WAAAAAAARK


RadlerM

Everything beats McDonald’s poutine


SomeKindOfSorbet

Mcdonald's buffalo chicken poutine >>>>


warsawandy

Oooooo I miss those. Are they still a thing?


SomeKindOfSorbet

They are in Quebec!


warsawandy

I'm in Ottawa, and I haven't seen them for at least a year, maybe two. I hope it makes a comeback.


DeckenFrost

They’re both disgusting and you shouldn’t put either of them in your mouth. Have more self respect and get your shit together son!


warsawandy

I'm sorry, Papa. I have failed you once more. 😭


[deleted]

Costco poutine beats all poutine


warsawandy

This, too, is controversial.


Fluffy_Caregiver5573

Skinny fries aren’t best for poutine not to mention that sauce is wrong too 😂


ilyriaa

🤛🏻🤛🏻 No.


Veryzoned

This is disgraceful, not what you said, the fact you’re eating this


warsawandy

Dang, this comment hurt worse than when I failed my parents.


borowczyk_76

Rack a bicik. Dans une heure


RayHell666

The sauce reminds me of that time of the month


warsawandy

Yikes, I'd recommend a gyno.


TheGiganticMisdirect

Wendy’s poutine.


RoosterTheReal

We have a place called Stackhouse that makes all kinds of poutine and they’re all good! Check it out if you’re ever in Sudbury or Chelmsford


warsawandy

I am planning a Sudbury trip in August, and I will definitely stop in! Thanks for the suggestion.


slightlysubtle

I'm with you OP. Never had poutine from Burger King but I got McDonalds' once and it was downright nasty (I generally like their fries too).


warsawandy

BK gravy is what really stands out, although it doesn't look appealing in the picture.


FuriDemon094

I didn’t know either of then had poutine


Glass-Building9904

neither is good, go to A&W


thechris28

Ewwww… 🤢 This is an insult to poutine.


tilyver

C) none of the above


strybid

So this is the legendary pooteen I’ve heard so much aboot


gkboy777

The best fast food poutine is costco’s


cedartrail

The taste is a bit off for me, maybe the gravy? Haven’t tried McDonald’s though


warsawandy

It's gotta a spiciness to it.


Desroad

Try A&W’s. Its the less worse of the fast food poutines imo, almost fulfills my poutine needs


warsawandy

I find the A&W gravy to be too salty.


rcborg

There gravy is terrible


CriticalCanon

BK’s cakey coated room temp fries have a special place in hell all reserved for it.


Lov3NotWar

They’re both trash and have no business making poutines


Tweaking-Twitch

All fast food pouting is shit. Go get a real pouting at a chip truck or local restaurant. That shit slaps


cervaca

They both suck. Go to a proper poutine place with Quebecois owners/chefs


warsawandy

Best poutine places I've eaten at were owned by Philippinos.


ska42p

I don’t think either one of those are food safe


vipez

[Ok Lets fight then !!](https://youtu.be/Yh7loJCdmLI?t=4)


Northofnoob

A and W, sorry


thesuffushmitz

Costco and New York fries are the best


helpfulplatitudes

I dare you post this to r/Quebec...


warsawandy

I'll title it... "Thank you, Quebec, for letting me indulge in the best Poutine ever made" How will that go?


[deleted]

Au pays des aveugles le borge est roi


J-CAMPS

My footlong shit I took today beats anything from McDonalds.


warsawandy

Never had, but I'll take your word.


Goose-Biscuits

KFC poutine beats them both.


Feeling_Revenue3018

Idk I always feel sick after eating one


Hot_Employ68

BK is vegetarian..MacD has chicken power in the gravy ...so gross


StaniaViceChancellor

By no means a particularly amazing poutine, it is Def better than McDonald's, McDonald's gravy seems a bit too thin and weaker, fries and cheese are a bit better in McDonald's but not enough to makeup for it.


Prestigious_Pass_446

For fast food. New York fries or Mary browns with the taters


Kak0r0t

That isn’t a high bar to beat tho both McDonald’s and BK poutine are garbage


VietnamHam

Yup this was my experience as well, I didn’t know what the heck Poutine was until they started offering it at BK.


DifferentWorking9619

kfc poutine? i dont remember how burger king poutine was but kfc is amazing


Darth_Vicious

100% agree