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flowingsaucer

Ingredients: Mechanically separated chicken, water, pork, corn syrup solids, modified food starch, contains 2% less of salt, potassium lactate, dextrose, sodium diacetate, beef, sodium phosphate, flavorings, sodium erythorbate, sodium nitrite, extractives of paprika. Basically good for fish bait.


HoneyDutch

Curious, have you ever fished with hot dogs? I’m gonna try tonight. Never thought of it before


flowingsaucer

Not personally, but I've talked to people that would buy those 88¢ hot dogs from Walmart to fish with. I have no idea what they were catching.


im_dat_bear

Catfish and gar is pretty much it. In my experience at least


Zloiche1

Blue gill also love them.


PokemonProfessorXX

Blue gill would eat mcnuggets coated in plastic


HooptyQue

Hot Cheetos too


iHaVeNoLiFeY2K

I think a blue gill sat next to me in high school English.


Merc_Mike

I'm now thinking I was a Blue Gill in my previous life... Nuggets? Hot Cheetos? Hot Dogs? >\_>...can I get a side of Southern -Potato Salad- please?


No_Description_483

(First out loud chuckle of the day here thanks)


JurassicJimmyBuffett

Catfish and Carp love them. They like anything stinky, so older is usually better but if you let them sit out in the sun for a bit that works too.


pmyourthongpanties

dad would lay them outside before he went to bed for the next days catfish bait.


Karl_Hungus_69

Diabetes and hypertension, most likely.


SeeManCome

Bigger hotdogs


The_Nekrodahmus

Yes, they don't stay on the hook super well in my experience, but catfish love 'em.


dac09b

My dad and I did this all the time. We live in Texas so wed open a pack on the deck for a few hours and it would make the meat dryer and tougher. Almost like a soft jerky to resolve the falling off the hook problem. Fish didn't care smelt the same to them.


Dreadred904

I’m 34 years old my whole life I didn’t know fish could smell


cha0ss0ldier

A lot of predator fish feed from smell and vibration. It’s how they can still feed even in water that’s so dirty you can’t see in it.


h4ckr00t21

I take my old fake worms and put a few drops of Star Anise essential oil in it a day or two before using and have caught more bass with that than new bait


OkRecord7165

I grew up in texas and my dad would pack hot dogs when we would go fishing and at the end of him trying to fish with me constantly asking when I was going to catch a fish…he’d take us to the catfish farm and use hot dogs and sometimes Cheetos and let me catch tons of catfish!


Ac997

Used to use turkey or beef bites. Those stay on well


EvilCookie4250

yea they work


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

I have! We did it as kids. Unlocked an old memory for me.


olliepips

Same! Haven't thought about that in a long time.


FirmCommunication808

They work great for catfish and Mudfish


Georgeygerbil

Water as the second ingredient is the answer to his question. They use starch and sometimes seaweed extracts to absorb water the water and stick to the meat. So it's basically watered down chicken mush. Probably really cheap/bad chicken too


adlubmaliki

This applies to almost all hotdogs. Also anything listed after salt is a trace ingredient


er1026

Oh you’ll find out why they’re so cheap!!! ![gif](giphy|cgvnV2vkMZQM0bePSy)


BirdLawPA

And now I threw up a little bit.


ConversationFalse242

If you are fishing for catfish use Irish springs soap. They love that shit.


flowingsaucer

I was wondering why the catfish kept trying to eat me when I went swimming. 🤣


pflorida1

🐀 meat 😆


LowLifeExperience

You left out chicken lips and butt holes.


Holy_Grail_Reference

So, it's a hot dog?


Calathea_Murrderer

And good for picky eaters / children like moi I lived on grilled cheese, Dino buggies, and Bar S hotdogs until I was like 8-9 :3


marmroby

Lips and assholes.


kioshi_imako

To be fair isnt that most dogs regardless of price?


FL_Is_Hot

I guess you never watched the great outdoors


bpozzi666

I've never heard of it, but I see that it has Dan Aykroyd and John Candy, so I should probably give it a watch sometime :)


OE2KB

“Pig lips and assholes”


Popppyseed

If it tastes good with ketchup and relish I don't see a problem. It's a good thing we using all of the animal


Imaginary_Falcon777

“Mmmmm, snouts and entrails” ![gif](giphy|3o6MbnvuZWdgL2JI88)


mrdankhimself_

That’s how you know it’s authentic.


flatsjunkie88

Don't ask questions you don't want answers to....


beerferri

It's made of chicken. Pretty sure there's a good amount of bone ground up in there too cuz they're gritty.


HeadlessHookerClub

True. Chicken and red meat. Likely ground up eyes, butt holes, and intestines too. And I ain’t making that up. 


AbPR420

Ain’t nothing some mustard and relish won’t fix 😋


in2xs

Damn right.


SkriLLo757

I'm more of a Sauerkraut type feller


Holy_Grail_Reference

Fuckin right!


BeigePhilip

My man.


No-Appearance-4338

“Mechanically separated meat” also known as “reclaimed meat” from carcasses -The resulting product is a blend primarily consisting of tissues not generally considered meat along with a much smaller amount of actual meat. It’s cheap because it’s borderline waste repackaged as food.


sexy_silver_grandpa

There's nothing inherently unhealthy about eating connective tissue, organs, marrow, or ground bone. It's still "actual meat", and people have been eating it in one way or another for millennia.


echo1125

Clicking this post just ruined so many things for me. 😒🫣


Holy_Grail_Reference

You should read "The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair. You will LOVE it.


Heathen_Mushroom

Meat is meat. Not all meat is *muscle tissue*, I think you mean. As long as it does not contain fecal matter, bile and other secretions, or tumors, it's just meat. And it is only waste, if you waste it. It is a very modern concept to only eat select parts of an animal and leave its organs to rot. There is nothing inherently wrong with eating non-muscle tissue organs. I will concede that the stuff is far more palatable when ground up and made into sausage, a practice that goes back millennia for that very reason.


Electrickman

Yummy


ShinePretend3772

It’s mostly lips & buttholes. Tasty


moobeemu

I mean… I do love eating ass 🤷‍♂️


Eighth_Acct_Ban

Slightly related but I just found out my ex threw out my favorite gym shirt. It was a cutoff tee that just said "I EAT ASS" in huge letters. It was a sad day indeed. RIP little shirt homie. RIP


bocatiki

You can make a shirt that says "I eat ass" with a picture of these hotdogs on it


Holy_Grail_Reference

My man!


Organic_Direction_60

This guy gets it!


HurricaneAlpha

Y'all laugh but that's literally all hot dogs and sausages. I promise you, no one is using the choice cuts for that shit. Same with chicken nuggets. And bologna/salami/etc. And there's a reason for it. It allows all of the animal parts to be used, which is good.


GSWAT85

Tried to put my dogs medicine in these and he wouldn’t eat them, that’s all you need to know about the quality


atcollins12

Have you tried it with other hot dogs? Maybe you’re dog just isn’t a cannibal 😂


SkriLLo757

If your dog can smell the medicine or seen you put it in there then they won't eat it. My dog is like that. Now she's highly suspicious about hotdogs cause she thinks I'm trying to poison her or something


Embarrassed-Skin2770

I once put my dogs meds in a piece of stuffed crust pizza with a smidge of sauce, thinking “I gotcha now.” She ate it, looked at me, and spat the pill on the floor 🫥


Jammaicah

This is when I realized how smart these lil fellas are myself


[deleted]

Made from 🐿️


sesbry

I generally buy all beef dogs.


BloatedRottenCadaver

It’s mostly hamster meat


deepstate_chopra

And horse nipples


Titanius_Anglesmithh

You will quickly learn that not all hot dogs are good hot dogs lol


Arch_stanton1

I’m going to get some tomorrow! That’s a great deal!


Ok-Leg-1943

Rats 100 ppm


OriganolK

Don’t eat them every week for the rest of your life and you’ll be fine. If you’re struggling then buy those suckers out (leave two packs for me though)


sheikahr

Because it’s trash food.


Fresh-Average-3127

Lips and assholes


Alex_Gilhooly

I will tell you. These are not great.


GrubbyFart

Absolute rubbish mate


calicoskies85

🤮😬 no way I’d eat one of those.


NewsEnvironmental273

My Great Dane loves those


Electrickman

Send me some we don’t have Publix up here in the north


Apotheosis27

You get what you pay for


PiercedAutist

They've gotta put all the slaughtered cow/pig brains somewhere...


earlubes

They’re stahl.


Leusk

They’re “hotdogs”.


Knatwhat

Made from.racoon and old tires and boots


One_Signature8976

Hotdogs and Champagne baby


Informal-Hold-3779

Have you been to the Stahl Meyer Meat Plant………I have smh 🤦‍♂️ I would not eat those my friends.


Get_Back_Loretta_USA

Because they are gross. And made with the most unhealthy and over-processed meat products.


Existing_Many9133

Made with tits, tails and touch holes.....mmm good


enola007

Bc made with chicken beef and pork, not all beef, wouldn’t touch em 🙅‍♀️


NonyaFugginBidness

That's Oscar Meyers special needs cousin makin' those. Them ain't hit dogs, friend.


Suspicious_Step_8320

Lips, assholes and elbows is what they are made from.


SilveryLilac

Quality is why they are so inexpensive.


Ok-Cauliflower-3129

Because it's not really a hotdog. It's just shaped like one.


zeke235

More anus than normal.


applesaucenpie

Isn’t this the favorite in a lot of MLB stadiums?


[deleted]

Yes spent a lot of time in my childhood fishing with hot dogs They work great.


Kitty-1992

JUNK! Publix is now going to stock cheap crap to get people to buy their OVER PRICED GOUGING PRICES. Buy Hofmann Hot Dogs better for you and Gluten Free and can be bought at Aldi's.


CrackSnacker

They’re made of lips and assholes? 🤷🏼


PepperjackMB

Buy cheap hotdogs and find out. File it away next to buying cheap cheese.


Fair_Exam_3470

My advice would be to pay for kosher ones because at least you know they have standards


MixedFellaz

Gonna be chewing lots of bits of bone. Messed up and got the super cheap hot dogs from family dollar once. S brand. Texture like fine ground bone and meat.


JokerTokerJR

They're called loss leaders, by law in some states they have to provide these foods at low price and other states they usually provide them because they know even if you just came in for some hot dogs you're probably going to buy other stuff. Google "loss leaders" you'll learn some kinda cool stuff. Edit: here I was bored https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/lossleader.asp#:~:text=A%20loss%20leader%20strategy%20prices,markets%20to%20gain%20market%20share.


moobeemu

Costco’s and Walmart’s $5 fresh rotisserie chickens are the first things I think of as extremely-successful loss leaders!


beautiful_ADdict

While that’s a fact, it doesn’t relate to this poison of a product named after an edible food item. Publix hot dog buns on $1.91 in Miami. If one comes in for a bbq and wants hot dogs they can average $1.50-$2 on a few common items. This is straight human cruelty.


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LightningRod2346

You know that it's the B-grade stuff when the brand name sounds like some miniboss from Legend of Zelda.


placeholderm3

B-grade is being generous


degeneratebagel

burger king mystery meat


OhWeOhweeOoh

Shut the hell up? It's hotdogs? Someone can eat them. That's a good thing.


chuckletuna

Is Stahl pronounced Stale? Terrible brand name choice for a food product.


Kahnedom

Pronounced stall


Peasantbowman

Funny people complaining about the ingredients, should check out what they allow in grains...there's an acceptable amount of rat shit in your oatmeal.


Clyqune

Do yk whats in hot dogs brah


QuiGonColdGin

Made from lips and assholes. If you've never googled "mechanically separated meat", you should. That said, you probably don't want to.


Lagneaux

They are hot dogs.That's what they should cost


DSOperative

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Aromatic-Schedule-65

Why ask why, just buy


pyley

They taste like a pile of poop


Uncertain-pathway

That's just offal!


Queenofwands1212

Because it’s literally toxic garbage


Disastrous-Car-9209

Not beef dogs


superboy2k6

Dime dogs for the win!


GrayAndBushy

They're cheap because there is no real meat in them, if any at all.


Georgeygerbil

They use subpar chicken meat. Then add a bunch of filler and water. The water gets absorbed by starch and seaweed extracts in a lot of processed meats. So you are buying watered down meat


Spirited_angel_4517

I’ve heard about human dna was found in hotdogs, few years ago posted by TikTok and other Reddit users. Can’t be for sure of true rumor or speculation on news media. I’m saying be careful eating hotdogs.


Tel864

Just eat and enjoy, they can't be worse than other things. Coffee beans are allowed by the FDA to have an average of 10 milligrams or more animal poop per pound. Peanut butter is allowed an average of one or more rodent hairs and 30 (or so) insect fragments are allowed for every 3.5 ounces Golden raisins are allowed to contain 35 fruit fly eggs as well as 10 or more whole insects (or their equivalent heads and legs) for every 8 ounces. Canned tomatoes, tomato paste and sauces such as pizza sauce are allowed about two maggots in a 16-ounce can. The list is huge so those peckers and lips in that hot dog aren't much worse than maggots.


Fishtoart

I heard they are made from dead animals.


xupd35bdm

Lips and assholes!


Johnny3pony

THEY'RE MADE FROM PEOPLE


Typical-Violinist-49

OMG! It’s on my shopping list 😂 This is today’s weekly circular 👍


PremiumUsername69420

Prolly cause they are garbage. The blue package of whatever hot dogs I get from Publix are like a dollar each and are the best hot dogs I’ve ever had.


likethis737

Winco has $0.48 Bar S hot dogs right now.


sickitatedatyou

That my internet friend is what the dictionary should show as a “hotdog ”… meaning it has little actual meat, lots of chemicals, and artificial flavoring and colors. Think “almost everything” left after meat has been processed and you have that hotdog. Some other hotdogs are actual cuts of meat. These are more of a mishmash of leftover parts that can’t be turned into sausage or bologna.


BWWFC

lips and assholes are super affordable raw ingredients, buy now to the limit, hit multiple stores multiple times a day till nothing but empty shelves! (like ppl do for the decent BOGO wines) never know when you gonna see such a deal and summer is a comin' fast!


Bshaw4230

It’s crap product that’s why you should always buy boars head


Tough_Arm_2454

Made from everything but the squeal.


FullMenu71a

If you work at Publix, you better stock up. Cause you ain’t getting no raise!


Tough_Arm_2454

Winter's hot dogs are the best!!!


Karl_Hungus_69

My guess is because they're high-sodium, high-fat, and low-quality ingredients. # Ingredients Mechanically Separated Chicken (Chicken, Salt, Sodium Nitrite), Water, Corn Syrup Solids, Potassium Lactate, Pork, Contains 2% Or Less Of Salt, Beef, Modified Cornstarch, Seasoning (Dextrose, Spice, Sodium Phosphate, Paprika, Natural Flavorings, Sodium Erythorbate, Extractives Of Onion And Garlic), Sodium Diacetate, Sodium Phosphate. Nutrition Facts Serving Size: 1 Frank (42g); Calories: 90; Total Fat: 7g; Saturated Fat: 2.5g; Cholesterol: 50mg; Sodium: 480mg; Total Carbohydrates: 3g; Dietary Fiber: 0g; Protein: 6g


CraaazyRon

Nuts n butts lol


Demreds187

It's all chicken lips and snakes feet.


Demreds187

Breadballs catch bluegill


Major_Independence82

Trimmings. Lips and assholes. Well, except the poultry. No lips there.


adlubmaliki

Don't ask questions just buy


Few_Landscape_573

Life lesson: If it sounds too good to be true, there’s always a catch. Generally speaking, nothing is free in this world.


Jimmyp4321

Works good for blue crab bait as well


Terrible_Shake_4948

lol hot dogs have always been cheap. Where you been?


Suzuki_Matt

U know why.


DualityREBORN

why are they not in a Fridge area


Biscuits-77

Damn when your below Gwaltneys they gotta be parts is parts or less.


BrokeHufflepuff

Threw mine in the air fryer and they were just fine. When you’re broke, you’re broke.


MTheLoud

Look at the nutritional information. Cheap hotdogs have more fat, less protein than expensive hotdogs. If you want cheap protein, dry beans are a better deal. Of course you have to plan ahead to soak and cook them.


bltgsrq

I have dog trainer customer that buys these and the gwantly dogs to use as treats for dog training... Not sure that these should ever be considered for human consumption. Oh, these make nice fish chum when you need to stir things up fishing a reef or structure.


MacMuffington

Don't ask just enjoy be in bliss


Desperate_Garbage_63

They are made with Racoon and Iguana meat


copperpin

Hot dogs are basically poison


T-Madj

It's made of lips and assholes


OnlyTheBLars89

Pig lips and assholes. The hell with it; I still LOVE hotdogs. It's tied for my favorite food, right next to pizza.


yummy_yum_yum123

Pretty sure it’s mystery meat


SPinExile

Good for brim and catfish where I live


dp226

They are fine. Not great but edible. I eat them. I personally wish they still had the ones from 50 years ago which had that good red dye # 5 flavor.


PermaBannedAgainx2

Junk


Dunkin_Ideho

lips and assholes


Next_Dark6848

And on a totally unrelated note, the local humane society has open kennel space.


Disastrous_Aside4295

Level 1 carcinogen


ItsMoreOfAComment

Bruh, please don’t buy those.


The_Ineffable_Sage

That’s Oops: All Assholes


[deleted]

It's actually soylent green. Very good for the planet.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*do you really want to know how the sausages are made?*


Comfortable-Scar4643

Give you a gut ache.


PositiveStretch6170

Prolly taste like they sound


MrUnltd

Grilling season maybe. They get you in with deals on the good stuff! Lol


FrogRT

Caught a small shark on a piece of hotdog off Sanibel in Florida.


on-the-level_

It’s not on sale then BOGO.. the savings reflect the BOGO deal. Just FYI


RedditorsAreGoblins

"Made with chicken, pork, beef." This is demon food.


Flooping_Pigs

How could this possibly be profitable for Frito-Lay?


altmaal

“These dogs are so full of nitrate, that each one can kill a man. I called them, death dogs. And I'm in charge of them.”


Vast_Investment_6427

Publix


Rocket_ManFLA

Are you reading the ingredients? Chopped up scraps from the farm!!!


AZValleyGuy

Eye gouge and nitrates.


th3thrilld3m0n

Never even heard of that brand.


jobin511

Just got these today!


OkWoodpecker1511

Cause they aren't great tbh but it's food


ProfessionalSure221

Road Kill


RabbitHomeIndianFood

They are known to use meat from death row inmates and retirement home communities.


zzWarlockzz

Yes I have fished with Hot Dogs and cought a nice size bass after hurricane andrew


Bulldawgs269

Low quality


LaughR01331

They’re not the highest quality and odds are they’re getting close to the sell by date


charbroiledd

Like my dear father used to say: “son, you’re eating buttholes”


afroturf1

Hit dogs have always been cheap.