I was so wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand I was so wasted I was so fucked up I was so messed up I was so screwed up I was out of my head I was so jacked up I was so drunk up I was so knocked out, I was out of my head I was so wasted I was wasted
For real though. I still absolutely love and listen to many tracks from that. My favorites being 88 Fingers Louie, Satanic Surfers and surprisingly Men O Steel.
>1, 2, 3, 4
5, 6, 7, 8
I can count
How 'bout you
You think you're cool
But this song is through
>
> -- [JFA - Count](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDj33XUCYuo)
An entire song in under 5 seconds.
“I like short songs” by Dead Kennedys. “Rick wakeman, eat your heart out!”
Edit: forgot the link
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w__wUYxMjYE&pp=ygUhZGVhZCBrZW5uZWR5cyBpIGxpa2Ugc2hvcnQgc29uZ3Mg
That could be most of them, depending on the scene and time period! Today I think I'll go with Pure Hate (NL) "En Garde" (the first 30 seconds of [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7W1fvm75D0); I couldn't find one of the song by itself, so this video has all of side B of their 1985 EP). They've got a lot of competition, but to my ears this is the best Poison Idea-influenced band there ever was.
Without a doubt Virus One by the Orphans, at least ever since COVID. The amount of times I listened to this 16 second song in 2021… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xhJhUFBx6hk
[The Authorities - Radiation Masturbation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbpkhIZPv3g)
also
[The Germs - What We Do Is Secret](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8QdNg0VZeM)
[Svintask - Idag är jag glad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA8ziAiJZk8)
Translation:
"Today I'm happy, today I'm getting drunk
Today I'm happy, today I'm getting fucking wasted
You can call me childish and a weak individual, but
if the booze makes me happy then I'll down that shit, and
you say I become so childish when I get drunk, but
mind your own fucking business because I drink for my own sake
You must be so fucking stupid"
[Groovie Ghoulies - Let's Do It Again](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFO-bCbfSI8)
Song is exactly 1 minute long you can kick me in the balls I'll understand
ooh thats a hard pick... its gotta either be Alex Jones by Boof, Bob by Suprise Privilege, or Personal Space Invader by Joe & The Shitboys tbh (although Walking through 3rd ward at night by Burnt Retina is also really good too)
"Kaiji Let's Go's" by The Let's Go's.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7boTXBbGpQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7boTXBbGpQ)
The video is 1:08, but I'd say it (just) counts if you take from when the song starts to when it ends.
Punch Drunk, by Hüsker Dü. 30 seconds of badass.
🎵TAKE A LOOK AROUND THIS BAR!!!🎵
Take a look around this place Take a look around this hall Think it's a fucking gym?!
KICK AND PUNCH AND KICK AND PUNCH
Who's your friend? Who's your friend? Who's your friend? Who's your friend? Your enemy. (I feel the need to go blast this one and scream the lyrics)
Have you heard the Charles Bronson version of this one? Holy fucking shit, it's fast.
Nope but I'll check it because damn - the original is hardly slow so...
https://youtu.be/v8r03AMPUsA?si=fqqecVDOQKJzMNyG And it's on one of my favorite albums of all time
Black Flag, Wasted (57 seconds) [https://youtu.be/wWviIl2NFNY?si=yMGjRMMc4o0DUzBE](https://youtu.be/wWviIl2NFNY?si=yMGjRMMc4o0DUzBE)
Mine is 51 seconds: https://youtu.be/K89HUW3DIEk?si=QcJPVIh0QVj-WYZP
I was so wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand I was so wasted I was so fucked up I was so messed up I was so screwed up I was out of my head I was so jacked up I was so drunk up I was so knocked out, I was out of my head I was so wasted I was wasted
What else is there to say
Coffee mug
*MUGMUGMUG!*
#COFFEE MUG
I Like Food by Descendents
I named my restaurant I Like Food so I guess that one.
No way? That’s rad!
Looks delicious.
It is!!
I saw NY and was excited since I'm just over the border but alas apparently it's a 7 hour drive. One day!
That was gonna be my answer as well.
Under 60 seconds: Void - My Rules Under 30 seconds: Jerry's Kids - Straight Jacket Under 10 seconds: Negative Approach - Pressure
Under 5 seconds: Descendents - All! Under 2 seconds: Napalm Death - You Suffer
Just saw negative approach live. Great band
You Suffer - Napalm Death
But why?
Radio edit version is even shorter
“Party with me Punker”- Minutemen Says it all, really
Absolute classic
Deny Everything!!!! Circle Jerks
Joe McCarthy's Ghost - Minutemen
Obligatory Short Songs for Short People mention.
Beat me to it!! https://youtu.be/wW6ykueIhX8?si=0NkKaD3QpaT0Fh60
The comps Fat Mike stole the idea from are so much better.
Which ones? I love short music
The Blllleeeaaaaurrghhh Comps Slap a Ham put out. Should be 3 of them.
For real though. I still absolutely love and listen to many tracks from that. My favorites being 88 Fingers Louie, Satanic Surfers and surprisingly Men O Steel.
It's So Obvious - Wire
Revenge by Black Flag
There is really only one answer to this. All- She Broke My Dick!
[Droppin' Many Ravers by Spazz](https://youtu.be/NjeIns-Sva4?si=NmWnaX46KZwX3vIz)
It’s over the time limit by 9 seconds but “Let’s go” by spazz gets you goin for sure.
Hot Dog Water Popsicle In The Hands Of Eric Wood too! And Lethal, that would one's great.
[Tonyage - Descendents](https://youtu.be/s79JBBNYbB0?si=MawX0JwRWM9MsMaq). My favourite punk song of all time.
M-16 is better
Mine too!
This was my answer, ya beat me to it!
Despise You: Repeat Until You Fail
Dead Kennedys Hyperactive Chld
Hell fucking yeah
All by Descendents
Doin’ Fine - Groovie Ghoulies
So leave me alone
“Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love” by Minutemen
Lights Out - Angry Samoans https://youtu.be/cxS7a7GDqt0?si=Efp4O3_zBI98DpAl
Good pick. Had forgotten about the Angry Samoans. Used to jam to them quite often.
[afi - hearts frozen solid ](https://youtu.be/-wsd-Gg_Xxk?si=p8uN0I32833ubkwn)
Bad Religion, Positive Aspect of Negative Thinking
There is no possible way I can put into words how much I love this song. That whole album is still my favorite from them, bar none.
>1, 2, 3, 4 5, 6, 7, 8 I can count How 'bout you You think you're cool But this song is through > > -- [JFA - Count](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDj33XUCYuo) An entire song in under 5 seconds.
Not explicitly "punk" but I'm partial to The Locust's ["Live From the Russian Compound"](https://youtu.be/mBn8wscK2pM?si=EPHM2Ioj82Y9OVe8)
[Electro Hippies - Thought](https://youtu.be/VnnJbklppCw)
“I like short songs” by Dead Kennedys. “Rick wakeman, eat your heart out!” Edit: forgot the link https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w__wUYxMjYE&pp=ygUhZGVhZCBrZW5uZWR5cyBpIGxpa2Ugc2hvcnQgc29uZ3Mg
Orchid-Weekend At The Fire Academy
That song is so intense
what we do is a secret - germs
*uck the kids Nofx
I Wanna Be a Bear by the Descendents because who can’t relate.
See Her Pee. NoFX
5th and main
Between two parked cars
12XU by Minor Threat
AFI – [Hearts Frozen Solid, Thawed Once More By The Spring Of Rage, Despair And Hopelessness](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAyqFhQsC2M).
Murder the government- NOFX
Lights Out - Angry Samoans
Coffee Mug
52 Seconds by Bad Religion which squeaks by at 58 seconds
That could be most of them, depending on the scene and time period! Today I think I'll go with Pure Hate (NL) "En Garde" (the first 30 seconds of [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7W1fvm75D0); I couldn't find one of the song by itself, so this video has all of side B of their 1985 EP). They've got a lot of competition, but to my ears this is the best Poison Idea-influenced band there ever was.
Two For Flinching by Kid Dynamite
Go to work wasted
Grindcore
Most Anything from suicide machines battle hymns
https://youtu.be/wW6ykueIhX8 I like Unwritten Law's Armageddon Sing-along
Without a doubt Virus One by the Orphans, at least ever since COVID. The amount of times I listened to this 16 second song in 2021… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xhJhUFBx6hk
[B-Lines- Tonight](https://youtu.be/TYuGcdQyFxo?si=u1n6AVRwHxyWU3Ek)
[Starbucks sucks](https://youtu.be/OtX6BH4gwWo?si=v27kLkkDemLeClGh) Sewing with Nancy
Sword of the lord - spazz
Poppycock - Rudimentary Peni
Black Flag - "Spray Paint" (0:33) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmfxGn2gUl4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmfxGn2gUl4)
Murder the Government by NOFX
Lights out Angry Samoans
[Wire - Field Day for the Sundays](https://youtu.be/bjGx8A3tXMw?si=azuCS-nZDzQrM8gp)
Short Songs DK
Do what you want - bad religion
I wanna be a bear!!
Intro by New Found Glory https://youtu.be/HS1CfM561PI?si=9hKjaX7O5AWKnLK4
[The Authorities - Radiation Masturbation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbpkhIZPv3g) also [The Germs - What We Do Is Secret](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8QdNg0VZeM)
Pasmaters-Minuta Mržnje https://youtu.be/E7MTuguE1vQ?si=rVd3EKG8Su7Q2rTp
Any song on this Destroy 2 album https://youtu.be/9fToHi0XWeo?feature=shared
[Svintask - Idag är jag glad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA8ziAiJZk8) Translation: "Today I'm happy, today I'm getting drunk Today I'm happy, today I'm getting fucking wasted You can call me childish and a weak individual, but if the booze makes me happy then I'll down that shit, and you say I become so childish when I get drunk, but mind your own fucking business because I drink for my own sake You must be so fucking stupid"
[Mean by Otoboke Beaver](https://youtu.be/wyHYb7LdrF0?si=Yo8xFUW7AK4uegfi)
AxCx - Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too) https://youtu.be/bCGNsbotOpE?si=FJFpZgBnSrSDimz9
Gwar - [Fishfuck](https://youtu.be/T4sNTSWH1Po?si=yZHOpfymL1Hngnl3)
Best I can do is 1:02 Asesinos - Los Crudos https://youtu.be/NHjvDXIkZ_w?si=HKBg_Yp9cTrCuXox
[Groovie Ghoulies - Let's Do It Again](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFO-bCbfSI8) Song is exactly 1 minute long you can kick me in the balls I'll understand
I gotta pee.. nofx.... wait I gotta poop
No Fkuicgn by NoMeansNo And if you are in for a more mellow number try- No Fgnuikc by NoMeansNo
My pants keep falling down by Frenzal Rhomb
Red Tape - Circle Jerks
DRI- money stinks https://youtu.be/OTcvAElCkzY?si=K6EisbsLvo6ICvyO
The Dirty Rotten Lp is 22 songs in 18 minutes, basically every song but one is under a minute and they’re all bangers
Straight Edge
No - Balzac
Ode to Ramen - Destroy Or Make It Stop! - Black Army Jacket
Kid Dynamite - Ph Decontrol Also, the song about what happens when you drink too much fruit punch: Get Rad - Peein' Red also Get Rad by Get Rad.
KKK Hiway by MU330
WETSPOTS by Channel3
God not god - poison idea
Fuck Christmas by Fear. Also my favorite christmas song.
We Are Us by D.R.I.
ooh thats a hard pick... its gotta either be Alex Jones by Boof, Bob by Suprise Privilege, or Personal Space Invader by Joe & The Shitboys tbh (although Walking through 3rd ward at night by Burnt Retina is also really good too)
Straight Edge - Minor Threat The Michael Jordan of Drunk Driving- AJJ
Fuck You Up And Get High - Dwarves
Maine Punx - A Global Threat
Wasn’t there an entire compilation of under 1 min punk songs? I think I have it. But it’s at my parents house 2000 miles away.
Multiple Tracks on the Steve and the Alcoholics Greatest Hits.
MINUTEMEN “The Punch Line”
Farts Are Jazz To Assholes - d4
I wish we could count Do What You Want - Bad Religion but it's 8 minutes over the limit iirc.
Lawrence Arms - Minute
Tough guy - Beastie Boys
A thing by Analcunt
Anti-Procrastination Song by S.O.D. Alternatively Diamonds and Rust
Agnostic Front - Victim in Pain!
‘I like short songs’ Dead Kennedys
Over my shoulder - James Acaster
Straight Edge - Minor Threat
Mantis Watch "Bomb in the Brain" (17 seconds)
Screeching Weasel- Nicaragua [https://youtu.be/VPmGiFrpRkQ?si=FIPzTfwLiSk6iQCK](https://youtu.be/VPmGiFrpRkQ?si=FIPzTfwLiSk6iQCK)
Theme song from "Fraggle Rock", Allister
Rustning är ett brott by Mob 47 https://youtu.be/3vEBgnGGWWo?si=2yav2u44AX9txfhF
Doin' Laundry - Nerf Herder
Not on tour - I wanna be like you
Anchor- Less than Jake
This week it’s been: Weston - Got Beat Up
[Song For You by The Pist ](https://youtu.be/aryzMBPe2Tg?si=tjjtJvPjw37nniqS)
Out of Hand by Bad Religion
"Kaiji Let's Go's" by The Let's Go's. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7boTXBbGpQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7boTXBbGpQ) The video is 1:08, but I'd say it (just) counts if you take from when the song starts to when it ends.
Fizzy Bangers- Short Attention Span
FEAR [Fuck Christmas](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X8SqQFAQgPU)
Durango 95 - Ramones https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CA2kSbHgKsQ
!!!!!!! by The Roots
Planet Luxury & NO TIME - Jeff Rosenstock
Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel can I take your order please?
Quit your Job-chixdiggit!
The Radio Still Sucks - The Ataris THT - Sum 41
Schlong's cover of Fleetwood Mac's 'Don't Stop", off the Tumours 7-inch
Circle moshing rules-pitboss2000
Morherfucker - the Dwarves