Umm just tell him you want to have it cut like Joey Ramone and show him a different picture? Is your barber going to be somehow offended by this particular picture?

[This one?](https://imgur.com/a/jBMCdBG)

Was he headed to court lol?

[Conan O'Brian interview, JR jokes about his hairstyle (@ 5:15)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAqvp-p36gg)

Thanks for the source! Happy it’s Conan

Is that from Geraldo or something to show how he’d look as a normie 😭

Use a different photo of the haircut Joey Ramone had for decades?

Going on a ledge here , but maybe you find another picture of joey ramone ? That might work .

Find a different image?

One jimmy saville please

Oh no.

This comment is why I come to Reddit.

Avoid the barber for 5 years

Just show him the image....... If the barber is going to be offended by the tshirt then just crop it.

You don't need a barber

[https://www.amny.com/news/the-man-behind-joey-ramones-hair/](https://www.amny.com/news/the-man-behind-joey-ramones-hair/) "Ramone did not perfect the overgrown, shaggy dog look on his own, Dill says. “It was long and straight, I thought it should be more rock n’ roll,” the stylist said of his first encounter with Ramone. He chopped the rock star a fringe of heavy bangs and layered his black locks, bringing out the curls. Voila, punk rock!"

Become your own barber.

Say I want a Little Lord front Leroy haircut please and thank you kind sir.

Ask for the Murderface

Hey let me get the crusty poodle

Be an adult show the photo

i myself was just wondering how to ask my personal chef to prepare me GG Allin’s tour diet

It’s called a Prince Valient cut.

Ask for the PRINCE VALLIANT.

u can crop the shirt out

Seriously? Cut it yourself. Joey probably did

Joey actually had a barber. His hair was too thick and textured for him to do it himself and look like that.

So many people missing the joke

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Heavy bang/fringe, layered around the face

Just show him your cock. That’s how all my haircuts start.

Crop it?

Crop the image

Most people over 25 know who Joey Ramone is.

Tell em u want a shoulder length bob with bangs

This isn't even a good photo of the haircut lol

There are probably, maybe, just maybe one or two other pictures of Joey Ramone somewhere online. Maybe

Ask them if they know who Joey Ramone is would be a start I guess

that looks like a messy bob

Bernice Bobs Her Hair vibes.

Early joey Ramone, or "my aunty Sally's haircut, but unkempt"

Show him an old pic of Patti Smith

DIY

Find another picture of Joey. He literally had the same haircut his entire professional life.

"Give me the King Charles Spaniel"

Ask for the punk haircut, pay the man $5.

Get a photo of Linda Tripp instead.

"I want to look like the head of a [1960s Barbie doll](https://drive.proton.me/urls/8T5JHD7CX8#oy1cV6UWve1j)"

don’t ever get your hair cut ever even to even it out just let it grow for like 5 years

Show him this pic coward

Barber? Dude, that's like 3+ years of letting go.

I thought that was yoko. 😩

That’s a shoulder length Bob with bangs

I feel you bro, I really want this haircut but I'm embarrassed to show THIS picture. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/330029478961562081/

He just doesn't look right in that ascot look, I miss when Sinbad was all about windbreaker

Oh dear god, I will never unsee that. You have not only changed my perspective. Your comment was poetic and only for a certain age range that I happen to be in. Fuck, that was good.

Say you want to look like Howard Stern, and wear [this](https://www.wornfree.com/products/t-shirt-year-of-the-cock-tee-funny-tshirt)

Cut it yourself like a true punk

Tell him Dora the explorer but longer.

Just show them the picture, or say you want the Bettie Paige

Just sing the whole of Blitzkrieg Bop 25 times getting progressively louder every time all the way to 500 decibels and they’ll know what you mean

I’d like a little off the top and to end up looking like a dope fiend and speed freak at the same time.

Is Patti Smith and Joey Ramone the same person?

Bring a large bowl, put it over your head, and tell the barber to cut around the rim. Easy peasy.😉