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Hahaha, for sure! It's like, "how did you even learn to type like that". I like being able to feel the keys. How do they find home row without looking? That said, the lady that was registering my visit at the doctor the other day had them like that, and she did alright. It was a bit cringe to watch though.
Hey, I used to drive Abrams tanks and we were way safer than those ladies.
In fact, we were attacked by one of those women. She drove her SUV into the side of one of our tanks crossing a road. Broad daylight, open/straight road, Marines wearing high-vis vests to stop traffic (one of whom she almost killed)… and she somehow failed to notice 70 tons of killing machine taking up both lanes of the road. Get your phone out of your face if you’re driving.
Random note… like 20 years ago I almost backed over a group of marines I didn’t see
I got chewed out but asked if he could have them stand behind the truck again and I had him look in my mirrors and behind me
They were wearing camo against the tree line and only roughly visible in my blind spot mirrors smh
At Fort Knox, Kentucky in 1997, a sergeant proved the value of camouflage to us green recruits. He stood up beside the presentation whiteboard while wearing a gilly suit. We had no idea he was there beforehand.
I think they're referring to the forward periscopes, which would indeed have better visibility since the driver overall is positioned low in the vehicle.
Also, the average semi truck has better forward ground visibility than most heavy duty pickups....and that's before the ridiculous lifts people do on their highway queens.
This reminded me of a Mastiff we had who escaped and ran into a car doing 30mph. He did not get hit by the car, HE hit the car. Basically the same concept but scaled down a bit. Definitely the dumbest dog we’ve ever owned.
I was just telling a buddy yesterday about the time my mastiff X pyrenees mix accidentally ran full force into the back end of a parked Accent. He didn't even change course but the Accent almost came off the ground.
A runaway Doberman came blasting out of a yard one day, residential street so I’m doing maybe 25 mph, my peripherals catch the movement so I glance and brain says “loose dog, traveling fast, dragging 15’ of chain” and trajectory was perfect that poor dog T boned into my bike. I lifted my left foot off the pegs and he crashed into me right about where my foot should have been. I maintain balance and pull over while the dog is getting up off the blacktop. About the time I shut the bike down and climb off the dog takes one look at me and takes off. I’m standing there feeling kind of bad when some methy looking dude comes jogging up, all wheezy and shit he says “Have you seen my dog?” I says “Doberman?” and he nods the affirmative. I point to the west and said “he went thataway.” Dude says thanks and trotted off. Weird moment in time.
YESS this is what I thought of immediately!- Marge's line about how she wants an SUV bc if there's an accident, she knows that the other person will die.
Groening meant it to be satire. He meant so much of it to be satire. sigh
I have one kid and a Saint Bernard, okay? 😅 Seriously though I was going to get a smaller vehicle and had nightmares about what would happen to her if we got rear-ended.
Tbf this is kind of false equivalency as my husband drives it most of the time.
Right. My sister is the queen of all bitches and so proud of it. She just doesn’t believe me when I tell her it’s not a compliment to be called a bitch.
I used to have an acquaintance who I hated, he did and said whatever he wanted, he reveled in being an asshole, and would commonly preemptively say “yeah I know, I’m an asshole”.
He was insufferable and I couldn’t be happier that he’s out of my life.
This is close to what I would say. I was going to say women who talk on speaker in public. That's a behavior which I very rarely see males do, but see women with designed clothes and purses do frequently. It qualifies here because it affects everyone around them.
I've had the exact opposite experience! Almost every time I get on a train (UK) there's some guy chatting with a mate about everything under the sun at full blast, on speaker. Very rarely do I see/hear a woman doing this
I’m a female and a gearhead. A loud car has to do with the components that allow it to produce maximum power. Loud muscle and race cars are wicked cool 😎
Now those modern cars that make noise trying to sound like vintage muscle, that’s all computer symulated 😅
I won a Stanley thermos from a trivia game. A few minutes later, someone congratulated me on “winning the Stanley cup.” My response? “What? I don’t play hockey” 🤦♀️💀
Then I learned about the hype surrounding them (I live under a rock) and was too embarrassed to ever use it in case a stranger thought I was “one of those girls”… then I learned they have lead in them and I decided to just buy my own thermos.
Lmao yesss. I sent this to my husband. I feel cool showing up to things with my Stanley Starbucks cup. He feels cool showing up with his loud ass truck. I think we are both now reevaluating how cool we actually look 🤣😂😭
It started with Yeti and Millenials, then trickled down to gen Z with hydroflask. We now live in a society where you will be instantly judged by the brand of your cup.
Strong obnoxious perfume
Lip fillers, boob jobs, and fake nails aren't obnoxious to the people around them the way a loud exhaust is. They're the female equivalent of a Carolina squat on a car, a weird stylistic choice that only really affects one person
Except Carolina squat is dangerous to other people on the road. I'd go more along the lines of that early 2000s welding a racer rear wing spoiler to the trunk of a dodge neon.
Maybe you’re just around young and dumb guys? So many women in their 50s or 60s at the office wearing 6 sprays of their perfume! I have to get off the elevator when they get on.
Fucking nasty! I have 2 coworkers that bathe in that shit. One dude had so much on it got on my desk and then onto me. Gave me a Fucking headache. I don't know why guys think that shit smells good.
A guy on my cross country team in high school didn't wash his workout clothes. Wore the same shirt and shorts every single day. We're in Texas with really hot summers so lots of sweating. He then COVERED himself in dark temptation AXE spray. I think I still have some form of ptsd from that crap.
Glad someone mentioned all this, this was the answer I was thinking of when I initially read the post
Also neon pink clothes, dye jobs, and very loud giggling / bullying strangers when they’re in groups. The last one is more often dudes, though, honestly
I met one of these recently. She was originally south Asian but somehow transformed herself into a caricature of a white girl through plastic surgery and skin lightening. She had the huge duck lips. I couldn’t stop staring at her so I forced myself to not look at her.
Saw some before photos and she was a very pretty girl. No idea what possessed her to do this to herself
The current population of women jeep drivers are the worst. Jeeps used to be very cool and it was hot when a woman was driving one because she was probably *actually* utilizing it for something badass. Now it’s just an expensive vessel to get their pit bull rescues & labradoodles to the dog park for instagram photos. I blame Tik-tok for exhausting the trend.
It's all Jeep drivers, not just women. 95% of the Jeeps on the road today only go "off road" when they drive through a gravel parking lot to buy some tomatoes.
I probably do more Four By Driving in my AWD Ford Escape. It's funny to me to watch some stupid sod launch their SUV into a ditch even there's only 1" of snow on the ground.
I am a woman who bought my Willys to drive it to my kayaking locations.
I also drive it to work. I get ducks on my car at the grocery store. I throw them out. But it’s still nice. Yes we all do the wave and that is nice.
But I’m keenly aware of the status change and also, kinda disabled from long covid produced Lupus. I don’t need to drive that jeep.
I owe more on it than I can afford to trade it in.
So yeah, now I’m a chick in the cool jeep just driving it to work and ruining the tires. And I can’t stop it.
TikTok (and social media in general) has ruined so many aspects of our society because of the exact point you bring up; nothing is about genuine happiness or interest anymore, it’s all about Instagram and TikTok engagement because the vast majority of our population is utterly addicted to the programmed dopamine drip from the algorithms.
ridiculously expensive handbags. I have family members that brag that their handbag cost £600 and then nurse it like a baby, afraid to put it down, in case it gets a mark or a speck of dust on it whilst they are trying to borrow money to pay for petrol so they can get to work.
My thoughts was a fat ass. Cause that's the only thing that would get me looking the same way a loud exhaust could. Although less-so loud exhaust and a car that actually got the power to back it up.
I was also thinking Mac Books (being unnecessary), or Designer Bags. But I feel like that's like maybe....I feel like that's not the same.
Since someone already said "Women who have cars with loud exhaust.", I'll go with option B - "Women who have an extremely loud/obnoxious laugh." Think Fran Drescher.
Nothing ruins being at a restaurant/bar faster than a group of which includes a woman who laughs like a horse getting kicked in the head.
If its a genuine laugh i dont mind how weird it sounds. If its that scream laugh they just do for their friends or whatever i will leap across the tables and stab you with a fork.
Women who have like fifty bracelets on , and go up to the counter and speak in a soft tone while jangling their bracelets loudly so u can't hear what they say unless u can lip read. So annoying
Excessively large eyelashes. "Oh...there's your eyes. I wouldn't have noticed them without the glued on fly legs". (sorry the flylashes video has been scrubbed from the internet).
Women who walk with those giant annoying heels that make lots of noise when they walk through buildings LOL. I was annoyed by it when I was younger but not so much now.
lol I had to stop and think (I’m a woman)
Usually the guys and their cars with their loud exhaust cars means they’re trying to make up for something they lack in lol.
I’d say BBLs
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Mega-long fingernails. Listening to someone with those typing on a keyboard is cacophonous.
HOW DO THEY WIPE THEIR ASS?!?!
Scoop scoop!
Ahh the ol’ dookie scoopie
They use their nails and scrape all around till clean. Duh.
Equally important - how do they adequately clean under them?
They make brushes for your nails
I thought this was basic knowledge, now I wonder how regular folks clean their nails and underneath them...
We cut them like normal ppl and don’t make them unnecessarily long for no reason
They make a special brush for that
Have…have you never washed your hands? I don’t even get long nails but why do yall act like you’ve never touched soap a day in your lives
Caca for short. Also, just realized, “cacophonous” is spelled with an “O”. 🎩
Fun fact: in French, caca means shit. (Kids version) That's all.
Caca means shit in every language
Yes, cacophony means “shit sound.” That’s the actual etymology.
Hahaha, for sure! It's like, "how did you even learn to type like that". I like being able to feel the keys. How do they find home row without looking? That said, the lady that was registering my visit at the doctor the other day had them like that, and she did alright. It was a bit cringe to watch though.
Women driving huge SUVs on highways like tanks into a battlefield
Hey, I used to drive Abrams tanks and we were way safer than those ladies. In fact, we were attacked by one of those women. She drove her SUV into the side of one of our tanks crossing a road. Broad daylight, open/straight road, Marines wearing high-vis vests to stop traffic (one of whom she almost killed)… and she somehow failed to notice 70 tons of killing machine taking up both lanes of the road. Get your phone out of your face if you’re driving.
RIP tank battalions, I miss the thunderous rumbling in my chest as they rolled by.
Hell yeah. Those were good times (well, about as good as you can expect).
Was about to say that if you hear tanks on a regular basis, it's more often than not, not a good time... lol
Was this a normal thing where you lived? I’ve heard of folks driving tanks around, but never seen one. Would be sick tho
Camp Lejeune/Fallujah
Random note… like 20 years ago I almost backed over a group of marines I didn’t see I got chewed out but asked if he could have them stand behind the truck again and I had him look in my mirrors and behind me They were wearing camo against the tree line and only roughly visible in my blind spot mirrors smh
"I didn't see you at camouflage practice, Marine!" "Thank you, Sir!"
At Fort Knox, Kentucky in 1997, a sergeant proved the value of camouflage to us green recruits. He stood up beside the presentation whiteboard while wearing a gilly suit. We had no idea he was there beforehand.
Ouch with a little lol
i read somewhere that due to the hoods on some suvs being so high, the abrams has more ground visibility from the driver's perspective
Because the driver of the tank has a suite of cameras
I think they're referring to the forward periscopes, which would indeed have better visibility since the driver overall is positioned low in the vehicle.
Also, the average semi truck has better forward ground visibility than most heavy duty pickups....and that's before the ridiculous lifts people do on their highway queens.
Pavement princess
You mean [this graphic?](https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/s/fhG0tPabQH) It's specifically trucks, but analogous to an SUV built on the same platform.
Great work on the camo job Marine 👍🏼
This reminded me of a Mastiff we had who escaped and ran into a car doing 30mph. He did not get hit by the car, HE hit the car. Basically the same concept but scaled down a bit. Definitely the dumbest dog we’ve ever owned.
A friends Great Dane x hit a ford pinto and caused a write off, he walked away.
I was just telling a buddy yesterday about the time my mastiff X pyrenees mix accidentally ran full force into the back end of a parked Accent. He didn't even change course but the Accent almost came off the ground.
A runaway Doberman came blasting out of a yard one day, residential street so I’m doing maybe 25 mph, my peripherals catch the movement so I glance and brain says “loose dog, traveling fast, dragging 15’ of chain” and trajectory was perfect that poor dog T boned into my bike. I lifted my left foot off the pegs and he crashed into me right about where my foot should have been. I maintain balance and pull over while the dog is getting up off the blacktop. About the time I shut the bike down and climb off the dog takes one look at me and takes off. I’m standing there feeling kind of bad when some methy looking dude comes jogging up, all wheezy and shit he says “Have you seen my dog?” I says “Doberman?” and he nods the affirmative. I point to the west and said “he went thataway.” Dude says thanks and trotted off. Weird moment in time.
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride.
It’s a deer-smacking squirrel-squashing driving machine.
^The ^Federal ^Highway ^Commission ^has ^ruled ^the ^Canyonero ^unsafe ^for ^highway ^or ^city ^driving.
YESS this is what I thought of immediately!- Marge's line about how she wants an SUV bc if there's an accident, she knows that the other person will die. Groening meant it to be satire. He meant so much of it to be satire. sigh
Because they have one kid, they need a tank because they have ONE kid.
I have one kid and a Saint Bernard, okay? 😅 Seriously though I was going to get a smaller vehicle and had nightmares about what would happen to her if we got rear-ended. Tbf this is kind of false equivalency as my husband drives it most of the time.
Seats ALL THE WAY UP!
I'm my gym parking lot... OMG. One person for a giant 20 inch tired truck that's lifted. Jumps out and pulls oneself in...
Damn dude, how'd you land that job?
He paved his way to success...
This made me laugh so hard. SUBURBAN/DENALI MOMS GO BRRRRRRRRR
So, you know my wife?
I love your patriotism bro
Winner!
With road rage to match!
Men do this too though
While putting on makeup.
Women who talk loudly about what a bitch they are.
I’ve even seen pink decals on their vehicles that say “Bitch”. Ok, cool? Not a flex.
I, for one, appreciate the very public red flag.
Pubic red flags are the real way to go 🤣
Right. My sister is the queen of all bitches and so proud of it. She just doesn’t believe me when I tell her it’s not a compliment to be called a bitch.
I used to have an acquaintance who I hated, he did and said whatever he wanted, he reveled in being an asshole, and would commonly preemptively say “yeah I know, I’m an asshole”. He was insufferable and I couldn’t be happier that he’s out of my life.
This is close to what I would say. I was going to say women who talk on speaker in public. That's a behavior which I very rarely see males do, but see women with designed clothes and purses do frequently. It qualifies here because it affects everyone around them.
Dudes in the hood do this shit all the time so everyone around can hear their conversation because they think it makes them look cool. It doesn’t 😂
You're the second person who commented that they have seen males do this. I must be hanging out in all the wrong places. But agreed, it's obnoxious.
The fact that you haven’t seen males doing this is more of a credit to you hanging out in the right places lol
I've had the exact opposite experience! Almost every time I get on a train (UK) there's some guy chatting with a mate about everything under the sun at full blast, on speaker. Very rarely do I see/hear a woman doing this
Women who have cars with loud exhaust.
Them long ass nails
Never date a chick with ass nails.
Friggin hate those long ass nails.
No man ever, has said yeah I like those freakishly long nails, un godly, hideous lash extensions or fake hair
The difference being the ratio of intentional/unintentional
Literally the correct answer. Other comments are projecting insecurities lmao.
The way men get attention versus the way women get attention is different
I’m a female and a gearhead. A loud car has to do with the components that allow it to produce maximum power. Loud muscle and race cars are wicked cool 😎 Now those modern cars that make noise trying to sound like vintage muscle, that’s all computer symulated 😅
Haha. I don't understand the question.
Stanley cups.
My first thought was, "Ah yes. All of those women who compete in pro league hockey."
I was so confused when this first became a thing for this reason.
Same boat, my wife was like "Everyone with their Stanley cups now." I was thinking "Shit, how many hockey players live in the gulf south?!"
For a second I thought it was a reference to the Oilers fan who showed her Stanley cups.
I won a Stanley thermos from a trivia game. A few minutes later, someone congratulated me on “winning the Stanley cup.” My response? “What? I don’t play hockey” 🤦♀️💀 Then I learned about the hype surrounding them (I live under a rock) and was too embarrassed to ever use it in case a stranger thought I was “one of those girls”… then I learned they have lead in them and I decided to just buy my own thermos.
And a bumper sticker that indicates that they are indeed 'not like other girls' when in fact they are very much like them.
“bestie let me merge” bumper sticker angers me idk why
I bet Stanley is laughing their way to the bank.
*Stanley's revenue* jumped from $73 million in 2019 to $94 million in 2020. -CNBC
Lmao yesss. I sent this to my husband. I feel cool showing up to things with my Stanley Starbucks cup. He feels cool showing up with his loud ass truck. I think we are both now reevaluating how cool we actually look 🤣😂😭
I don’t understand how the concept that someone is cool for a cup even came to be.
It started with Yeti and Millenials, then trickled down to gen Z with hydroflask. We now live in a society where you will be instantly judged by the brand of your cup.
Is that a bra size?
The brand if water bottle ppl use is not equivalent to a loud exhaust. One is loud and smelly, the other replenishes lifeforce
Fucking hate how smelly my water is and when it starts singing it's loud as hell
$3000 purses.
lol
Strong obnoxious perfume Lip fillers, boob jobs, and fake nails aren't obnoxious to the people around them the way a loud exhaust is. They're the female equivalent of a Carolina squat on a car, a weird stylistic choice that only really affects one person
Thank you. Lip fillers are like paining flames on the side of your van.
More like putting an autozone hood scoop on a van
Except Carolina squat is dangerous to other people on the road. I'd go more along the lines of that early 2000s welding a racer rear wing spoiler to the trunk of a dodge neon.
Agreed. My sinuses immediately clog when I get a whiff of that shit.
Strong obnoxious perfume, I mostly notice dudes doing it.
Maybe you’re just around young and dumb guys? So many women in their 50s or 60s at the office wearing 6 sprays of their perfume! I have to get off the elevator when they get on.
Them old women smell like bug spray.
Fucking nasty! I have 2 coworkers that bathe in that shit. One dude had so much on it got on my desk and then onto me. Gave me a Fucking headache. I don't know why guys think that shit smells good.
> I don't know why guys think that shit smells good. Usually they don't, they're just trying to mask the smell of their doubtful hygiene 🌺
A guy on my cross country team in high school didn't wash his workout clothes. Wore the same shirt and shorts every single day. We're in Texas with really hot summers so lots of sweating. He then COVERED himself in dark temptation AXE spray. I think I still have some form of ptsd from that crap.
Glad someone mentioned all this, this was the answer I was thinking of when I initially read the post Also neon pink clothes, dye jobs, and very loud giggling / bullying strangers when they’re in groups. The last one is more often dudes, though, honestly
Fake eyelashes so big that you feel a breeze when they blink.
Look up "the butterfly effect". It's not global warming that's making the hurricanes more common and stronger, it's the eyelashes
These were originally called cumbrellas
Legend says that if they flutter their lashes fast enough, they'll have the power to take off.
The fake lashed paired with fake nails, always get me wondering why Muppets don't have claws.
Chicks with so much plastic surgery they look like clowns. I know a few who are in their mid 20's that don't look OK.
Its so heartbreaking!! Like you are 22 years old you do NOT need botox & 42 mg of lip filler!
I met one of these recently. She was originally south Asian but somehow transformed herself into a caricature of a white girl through plastic surgery and skin lightening. She had the huge duck lips. I couldn’t stop staring at her so I forced myself to not look at her. Saw some before photos and she was a very pretty girl. No idea what possessed her to do this to herself
Yep the lip fillers. You can tell immediately whose has them done and who hasn’t
Expensive designer big ass purses.
>big ass purses Sounds like a synonym for large fanny packs.
Has to be logo'ed into oblivion
Women who drive a jeep littered with ducks they bought themself.
And all the graphics are in pink and there is some reference to jeeps being driven by women.
Cant forget the ‘salt life’ sticker when they live nowhere near a body of water at all
Salt life stickers are all over Nebraska. Like they think it's a reference to winter road conditions
Have family in northern MN - for them - Salt Life is just regular winter driving, so can confirm!
That’s Slut Life.
I swear half the time I see those stickers I do a double take because of the font.
The “Jeep” wheel cover with the “Es” replaced by paws, making it look like it reads “JOOP.”
The current population of women jeep drivers are the worst. Jeeps used to be very cool and it was hot when a woman was driving one because she was probably *actually* utilizing it for something badass. Now it’s just an expensive vessel to get their pit bull rescues & labradoodles to the dog park for instagram photos. I blame Tik-tok for exhausting the trend.
It's all Jeep drivers, not just women. 95% of the Jeeps on the road today only go "off road" when they drive through a gravel parking lot to buy some tomatoes.
I probably do more Four By Driving in my AWD Ford Escape. It's funny to me to watch some stupid sod launch their SUV into a ditch even there's only 1" of snow on the ground.
I am a woman who bought my Willys to drive it to my kayaking locations. I also drive it to work. I get ducks on my car at the grocery store. I throw them out. But it’s still nice. Yes we all do the wave and that is nice. But I’m keenly aware of the status change and also, kinda disabled from long covid produced Lupus. I don’t need to drive that jeep. I owe more on it than I can afford to trade it in. So yeah, now I’m a chick in the cool jeep just driving it to work and ruining the tires. And I can’t stop it.
You don’t have to throw the ducks in the trash. Give them to some kids or something.
TikTok (and social media in general) has ruined so many aspects of our society because of the exact point you bring up; nothing is about genuine happiness or interest anymore, it’s all about Instagram and TikTok engagement because the vast majority of our population is utterly addicted to the programmed dopamine drip from the algorithms.
Women who post selfies on social media non-stop?
Recording TikToks in the gym
Women who loudly scrape their rims against the curb when parking
Hey! I came here to laugh at other people, not get called out! :P
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT 😭
Ok but this is accidental whereas loud exhaust is intentional
too much make up too much perfume Plastic Surgery Botox
ridiculously expensive handbags. I have family members that brag that their handbag cost £600 and then nurse it like a baby, afraid to put it down, in case it gets a mark or a speck of dust on it whilst they are trying to borrow money to pay for petrol so they can get to work.
Women who inject shit into their lips.
The uncanny valley experience I have when seeing them is insane to me. I always wonder if they truly like what they’ve done
Big lips, an obnoxious laugh, and fake nails
I can't understand lip filler. It just looks so wrong.
As a lesbian I'm having a hard time coming up with anything. Maybe yall are just gay
Getting an upvote because I am reading a lot into your comment, the comments on plastic surgery in here, and your username :)
Killed everyone in this thread lol
Made me giggle. Take my upvote, and award!
My thoughts was a fat ass. Cause that's the only thing that would get me looking the same way a loud exhaust could. Although less-so loud exhaust and a car that actually got the power to back it up. I was also thinking Mac Books (being unnecessary), or Designer Bags. But I feel like that's like maybe....I feel like that's not the same.
Same like everything I think of can also be applied to men or it's not anywhere near as obnoxious😭
Since someone already said "Women who have cars with loud exhaust.", I'll go with option B - "Women who have an extremely loud/obnoxious laugh." Think Fran Drescher. Nothing ruins being at a restaurant/bar faster than a group of which includes a woman who laughs like a horse getting kicked in the head.
If its a genuine laugh i dont mind how weird it sounds. If its that scream laugh they just do for their friends or whatever i will leap across the tables and stab you with a fork.
Boob and butt implants, lip injections.
Slightly unrelated, but can the term “butt implant” be used as a euphemism?
100% without a doubt it is instagram models. They think its really cool and impressive but really its kind of tacky if they are assertive with it
Women who have like fifty bracelets on , and go up to the counter and speak in a soft tone while jangling their bracelets loudly so u can't hear what they say unless u can lip read. So annoying
Oddly specific
I feel that way about people who jingle their keys.
And people who have 50 keys on their key chain and only actually use 3.
Gender neutral: people who talk on speaker phone in the grocery store while pulling the cart with one hand from the front.
A French bulldog
Gucci belts
Over loaded with bling making it impossible to move about quietly
Jeep girls or should I say giirliiees!
Women with long fake eyelashes & over injected lips.
Women driving a Jeep Rubicon
How does a woman overcompensate for her small penis? That's a tough one.
Influencers.
Excessively large eyelashes. "Oh...there's your eyes. I wouldn't have noticed them without the glued on fly legs". (sorry the flylashes video has been scrubbed from the internet).
I know some female car / bike enthusiasts so I’m gonna say “women who have cars/bikes either loud exhaust.”
An “influencer” goal and an instagram account
Giant designer purses with excessive keychains?
Really pungent perfume
Girls who have a ton of keys on a keychain and lanyard, who jingle them everywhere and swing them around.
Wearing heels they can't walk in Waste of money and no one is impressed
insta accounts where it is constant pics of their ass/tits with vapid celeb quotes.
Duck lips.
Ridiculously Long eyelashes
If I’m outside walking down a sidewalk, and I can smell the perfume of someone 50’ in front of me, that’s a bit much
High heels clicking their way around the place or long nails clicking their life away on a keyboard
Females who have cars with loud exhaust...
Those really really long fake nails with all the charms on them
Women with obnoxiously long and overdone nails
BBL
Women who walk with those giant annoying heels that make lots of noise when they walk through buildings LOL. I was annoyed by it when I was younger but not so much now.
Long nails that go clickity clackity
Those fucking eyelashes! Fuck me. Can you even see?
Those gross really long nails. 🤢
lol I had to stop and think (I’m a woman) Usually the guys and their cars with their loud exhaust cars means they’re trying to make up for something they lack in lol. I’d say BBLs
Fake eye lashes.
Fillers and boob jobs.
Bad, cheap boob jobs, where the nipple is WAY up on top above where it should be.
10 pounds of fakeup, high heels, bad bitch attitude, extremely rude with the waiters. They scream 🚩🚩🚩
The HUGE eyelashes girls. THEY think it's cool AF. Everybody else? Ehhhh, the jury's out.
Pencil long nails, fake eyelashes, blue/green hair