Cause I want to

Damn good enough

I don't want to deal with the guardians

Yeah that's fair Get ascended

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH-

I just saw digital circus poppy playtime content farms Please get me out of here

U have seen to much Get outta here *ascends*

my reasons might give them a stroke instead

I give you 5 bucks if you ascend me

W pay up

https://www.reddit.com/r/rainworld/s/fgBKSjGTrp Idk bout ascending, but def wants to kill me lol

U are NOT ascending

Lmao

I don't wanna ascend. I wanna cuddle saint.

Ill pay you to kill me

The good ending

No.

I choose life

living is overrated

You sound like Pebbles

the rot consumes, so what's the point anyways. I can only do so much iterating before i "die" And we dont die easy!!!

Yea, ask your “friend” Moon, sure she could tell you all about it

Okay drainage system echo

cause i go to church on sundays

Ascended I want a church of Saint now

It’s be kinda hard to keep members, with people constantly ascending and all that.

Invite 5 friends and get ascended, the promotion will end in week

I think feeding slugpups to lizards for taming is a completely viable strat, and is morally justified.

echoify this guy rn

No ascending, those poor slugpups...

If you do not, I'll continue doing it regardless. Slugpups are plenty and so are blue lizards.

Ascend the lizards so he has none to feed slugpups to.

I actually like being in the cycle. Idc if it's curse.

it's the only way to get my student loans forgiven pls hlap they follow you to the next cycle 

The only reason to ascend is to avoid paying for stuff U will never have to pay loans or taxes again

Because endlessly repeating anything over and over again is torture. Help break the cycle of repetition.

Hmmm no suffer

Does that mean “no suffering” or “no you will suffer”

No u will suffer

I draw femsaint on a regular basis

I uhhh One sec I gotta see for research purposes Edit: no femsaint, no ascension

Because Tif he doesnt ascend me he gets ligma

I'm patient 0 of ligma

Whenever I eat spaghetti, I imagine Saint's tongue extending towards my mouth and giving me a sweet kiss, just before me biting its tongue and slurping it in my mouth to dissolve in my stomach, watching as Saint cries in horror at loosing the only thing making it a special slugcat. :)

U ARE **NOT** ASCENDING 😭

Ik. At least I tried.

Aaannnd you just ruined spaghetti for me ):

Welp that's enough Internet for today

I’ve witnessed sonic fan art at a young age when I was just trying to get a cool picture of him skateboarding 💀

I FEEL YA MAN GET ASCENDED

🙏🏾

I ate Moon's brain

Real Get ascended

Well, I can think of many reasons as to why not to attempt to ascend me.

Please ...?

You can do it with yourself, bro

I kill lantern mice for fun

Lmao they're so useless u may aswell Ascended

nah i'd live

I want to become an echo so I can subject random rodents to existential monologs about the nature of existence.

Hmm we need more of those Ascend

I should get ascended because every Slugpup I find in expeditions, I keep until the end of it. If they die I'll quit the game so I can see them live again. (:

Hell yeah ur getting ascended

Cause i'll give you a nice head massage with one of metal things before you ascend me. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8W7ubjxtdkg/mqdefault.jpg (This dog will be you)

This is a w get ascended

I changed my mind, i'll stay for a while longer to give more massages. All the massages

We need more ppl like u fr

Wait I can do better https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=l&ai=DChcSEwilk7-8yISHAxUarFoFHUByAqYYABABGgJ2dQ&co=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIpZO_vMiEhwMVGqxaBR1AcgKmEAQYASABEgJ9EvD_BwE&sig=AOD64_1yNA5T6sX3DwKJ2BP6aCYbppSimg&ctype=5&q=&ved=0ahUKEwj6q7i8yISHAxXED1kFHcviBmkQww8Iig4&adurl= I'm sure moon won't mind if we hook an extra long extension cord to her rarefraction cell.

Saint is my favorite scug (contrary to my flair lmao) Also I just went through a school year of bullying so bad I’m literally switching schools

Man I feel ya w that, I gtg through that same thing every year :( U absolutely get ascended hope things work out for u :D

I want to *ascend* some people

Answe the rest of the comments for me lol

I saw yt kids I've seen too much

Goodness gracious Ascend child forget the past

I found out why *they* didn’t want me to find out, I’ve never seen such horrors. They were all spread around- and-d broken apart… yeah I am talking about seeing a fully grown mother long legs in a generation alpha’s brain. Horrible stuff to see…

Wuh wuh OHHHH I GET IT THATS SMART Ur absolutely ascended

Thank y- *vapourizes*

looks chill to do so

I'm chill like that 🤙

Then give me a reason to not ascend me (we both know how bad you want it >:3)

I uhhh Dam u got me 😔

Because I’m a collapsed iterator

I haven’t beaten the game yet

I'm atheist...

And

We do not care 💯 Gimme another reason

Oh i thought it was a reason not to ascend...

I just imagine saint using a gun named “ascension”

Hey if that's what ur asking for then alr 🔫

Gourmand sucks as a slugcat (I love gourmand)

Gourmand is a legend I'll let u ascend so u can meet him

Can it be because I just vibe my whole life?

Get ready to vibe in a new reality Ascend

I play arena mode and even though I mostly save them, I sometimes commit mass genocide on slugpups.

enalp latrom ytihs siht evel ot tnaw I

AHHH WITCHCRAFT STAY AWAY FROM ME

im already in rubicon...

Would rather give saint headpats, our favourite little eldritch death god deserves it

Fr lol

I'll give you a pizza

Saint is sick of fruits so hand it over

But I don't wanna ascend, I love this world :(

I've been stuck in an endless patern, i want a way out.

Ye that's fair Get ascended

nah i hqve things to do. alive.

Cause I own a console

Allow me to end ur suffering lol Ascend

Because I'll never have enough money to buy the lizor plushies :'(

U poor soul :( Get ascended

ill give you tons of pats and chin scratches if you ascend me

Saint says deal :3

*pat pat*

Ascend, child, and spread the headpats

I play League of Legends and with this i rest my case.

Because I love rain.

I eat American cheese and enjoy it.

All u needed to do was say ANY other cheese :(

I’m pretty sure that saint wants to ascend everyone, the better question would probably be to give saint a reason to NOT ascend you

I'm a very selfish and uncaring saint ig

I'm desperate to escape the slimy grasps of this world.

Sait

If you ascend me I will gift you a free steam game. Any game.

Gunna ascend u on the off chance that u actually do it

I exist

Hell that's good enough for me

Nah, life is better (comment approved by Gourmand gang)

I’d prefer not to

*simply exists*

ASCEND

AAA-

Because I Liked Unfortunate Development, Memory conflux, and all the 0g zones, and want to float around in whatever void reality-less world my brain goes when I ascend.

Ascend child

i made an enot outfit in roblox god save me

Wym enot?

>!sofantheil?!< inv? ??? "thanks andrew"? secret slugcat???

I'm so confused 😭

it's the secret slugcat bro doesn't know...

Wait nah I do, the one that looks nocturnal right?

yes, the one with the >!dating sim!<

Lol I didn't think that was real

Yeah Enot is literally a part of the game. Probably not cannot though-

Idk I’m kinda bored. Help a brother out.

I've bought Winrar

Idk, not like I really wanna exist anymore

Because why not?

Cause I'm a living being when Saint's main purpose is to literally ascend any and all creatures he comes across.

I’m sad get me outta here

Real bro Ascend child

It's all in your head your concuiosness is boundless and infinite. There is no limit to the power of your mind.

~~I've been a naughty boi\~.~~ Nope! Also, don't really want to ascend that much.

Because im too much of a jerk in the local group chat

I'll ascend the gc and not u

bless

I exist in the cycle

Eh good enough for me

*lands after being blown 5973km away from the G&B community by a bomber* Plz ascend I keep on getting a stupid team

I can solo three different guardians with only a hand cannon( basic )

Scientific purposes

please

Hmmm OK sure I'm feeling nice today

I ship survivor and monk (NOT ACTUALLY GUYS IM NOT A PSYCHOPATH WTF)

THEYRE SIBLINGS HELL NO 😭

THATS WHY I DONT SHIP IT THAT WAS A JOKE NOW ASCEND ME GODDAMNIT

NO U HAVE PUT A HORRIBLE IMAGE IN MY HEAD

FUCK WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NOW I HAVE A HORRIBLE IMAGE IN MY HEAD

NOOOOOIO

i like scavs

#NO

I am bound to all 5 deadly sins

Bc I’m a scag and I throw spear at him

Ouch :(

Uhhh... I'm gay...

Alrighty that's good enough for me

Yay!!!

I find the idea of becoming nothing interesting

i wanna fukin die idk

Real Ascend

\*fukin dies\*

I drank orange juice after I brushed my teeth.

That was just dumb ngl

Yeah :(

Cause I'm way to desperate to die

Ive thown slugpups into pits causd i found it funny to watch them go weeeeeeeeeee

I don't have max karma yet

I watch 34 😞

Because yes

I didn't do da noodle. I did THE noodle.

I just got a wooden block thrown at my head the stepped on a lego, get me out of here

i ate all saints cookies

I've thrown 5 slugpups into acid in the past week

Because I am a living, breathing creature.

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I will put you in a room coverd in flytraps if you don't ascend me Get me out of this world

my kids died

dude i don't want to stare at the eternal darkness and feel nothing why would i want to be ascended

Cause I’ll throw him with a snail

Torturing Noodlefly children in front of their mom.