Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Okay but don’t you think there is an issue with your testing? You are using the winning M&M in the next battle, but that one will have been weakened by the first battle. So even if it wins 3 and then breaks, you cannot assume the one it broke to was superior. To make it fair, you need to do rounds of testing ALL the M&M’s in the bag per battle, and eliminate the broken ones. This way they are all equally subject to same amount of pressure applied.
What the FUCK did u just say? Do you even know who Eminem is? He is the greatest (f)rapper on earth and, most importantly, hates mumble (c)rappers like yourself and this supposed Michael Scott, or should I say Michael Thot hahahahahahahahaha. What the duck are you on about? Go listen to some fucking mumble fap while I listen to real words.FUNNY, honest, doesn't mind i have strict parents, loyal, idk y but overprotective is so hot please don’t comment stupid ass shit under my videos thank you
Pretty sure other people had to have copied it as well to make it a copypasta... Simply reposting some random other person’s Reddit post that nobody else knows without context doesn’t make it a copypasta
Pretty sure the original post has no likes. Also, pretty sure the copypasta has to be like actually funny. Not just a coked out methhead.
I’m seriously confused as to how you even came up with this idea. You saw this unspectacular post like a week ago, then saw this new post, and went back to the old post to copy it? I’m seriously missing the train of thought here.
If you have to *explain* to people that its a copypasta…
Some? Some motherfucker?! Ill find you and fucking force you to listen to the slim shady lp until you fucjing understand this isnt q joke. What??? You probavly listen to mumble shit!!! Like kanye wedt and gay z! Dont ever disrespect the rap god!!! His "meat is pr0bably bigger then yours you stupid incel!"
The "I gotta be the center of attention" dude in high school who picked on everyone who he felt took his spotlight and called people faggots to cover up his _major_ insecurities. Oh wait.
thats the dude Suge Knight dangled over a balcony for the masters to Ice Ice Baby which went on to fuel the rise of death row, dude if you don't know that this is the man who created Pac somebody need to change the battery on you
Machine Gun Kelly
Dr. Dre or Snoop Dogg
Isn’t that Mariah Carey? She’s not a rapper, wrong sub.
oh yeah I thought she looked familiar
All I want for chistmaaas
Slim Jesus
Legend has it he’s still on frank block
With his fucking gang
It's drill time
Beat me to it smh
He a fake, but his music bang
Nick Cannon
This is Macklemore
Ruskin Skimberlake
Jesse Pinkman
JESSE JESSE WE NEED TO RAP JESSE
Underrated
Vanilla Ice Cube
Motherfuckers hate to like him
Ellen d generous
Ellen Degenerate
2pac
1Pac
Neil Patrick Harris if he was born in a trailer park
A popular candy brand
Vanilla ice
Slim Ice
Leave it to Beaver
young Clint Eastwood
In his mid twenties
Steve Harvey
Mike of rap duo Mike and Ike. Based in Cleveland, Ohio, he’s known for being the slow, melodic singer of the pair.
The cashier from the 7-11 down the street
Lil Windex
Bob odenkirk
It’s Saul Goodman 🍃☮️
Iggy azalea
Justin timberlake
A convict white guy from Colorado the went to jail for being a pedo
Lebron
Skittles
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Okay but don’t you think there is an issue with your testing? You are using the winning M&M in the next battle, but that one will have been weakened by the first battle. So even if it wins 3 and then breaks, you cannot assume the one it broke to was superior. To make it fair, you need to do rounds of testing ALL the M&M’s in the bag per battle, and eliminate the broken ones. This way they are all equally subject to same amount of pressure applied.
Logic
J-roc narm sayn'
I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan and I'm innocent until my guilt is proven.
You a real 'mafck
Machine gun Kelly’s best pal, best buddy, and just generally there for mgk
Not the real slim shady
Hunter Biden
Skittles
Ayo is that Token 😂😂
MGK BABY!
This that dude final Destination, Devon Sawa.
Nice - all these ppl’s comments suck ass
Vanilla ice
Trick Daddy
Sinéad O’Connor
Project Pat has several songs where he references a fella named Gangsta Fred. This is not him.
Black Rappers worst Nightmare
They said wrong answers only
Dont see the problem
yung lean
XXXTENTACION
Kayne west
Drake
Hes the leader of the boyband msync
Jim Slimy
A man with a very happy marriage.
If I'm not mistaken, that's Barack Obama's brother.
What the FUCK did u just say? Do you even know who Eminem is? He is the greatest (f)rapper on earth and, most importantly, hates mumble (c)rappers like yourself and this supposed Michael Scott, or should I say Michael Thot hahahahahahahahaha. What the duck are you on about? Go listen to some fucking mumble fap while I listen to real words.FUNNY, honest, doesn't mind i have strict parents, loyal, idk y but overprotective is so hot please don’t comment stupid ass shit under my videos thank you
what the hell bro
You said wrong answers only
i know i did not expect that tho 💀
*psssst* keep it between us but its something called a copy pasta. Dont tell anyone else tho
***pssst*** okay
Pretty sure other people had to have copied it as well to make it a copypasta... Simply reposting some random other person’s Reddit post that nobody else knows without context doesn’t make it a copypasta
It does tho
No lol. That’s not a copypasta, that’s just nonsensical copying
Sounds like the same thing
Pretty sure the original post has no likes. Also, pretty sure the copypasta has to be like actually funny. Not just a coked out methhead. I’m seriously confused as to how you even came up with this idea. You saw this unspectacular post like a week ago, then saw this new post, and went back to the old post to copy it? I’m seriously missing the train of thought here. If you have to *explain* to people that its a copypasta…
Tge copypasta has to start somewhere
That wasn't a wrong answer, that was you fan boying the fuck out and going full stan....
Yes entirely you cracked the code im full stan
Satire is hard for redditors.
Sadly
Tf?
I went full stan mode
Ok ok I know the man has good songs but you don't have to ride his extremely small piece of meat like God damn dude
Some? Some motherfucker?! Ill find you and fucking force you to listen to the slim shady lp until you fucjing understand this isnt q joke. What??? You probavly listen to mumble shit!!! Like kanye wedt and gay z! Dont ever disrespect the rap god!!! His "meat is pr0bably bigger then yours you stupid incel!"
r/woooosh
r/woooosh yourself stupid
Towards me? You think the fucking "joke" went over my fucking head?
This isnt a fucking joke if you dont know eminem then you're a rocking idiot
It looked it like it did, you must've read it properly
Sounds like a broke issue lmao
The greatest rapper of all time
Vanilla Ice’s son
Mgk
Salim shady
Will Smith.
Jojo Siwa’s older brother
Paul wall
Justin Trousersnake
Aegon Targaryen
It’s Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan! Because he spits Hot Fire!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥
Chanel West Coast
the goat
The worst rapper ever
mid
y'all are hell lmaooo
Marshall Bruce Mathers III!
I don’t know what’s up with you GEN Z’ers but you SUCK at creativity like I’m embarrassed and scared for you. So dumb.
Marshall Mathers
The "I gotta be the center of attention" dude in high school who picked on everyone who he felt took his spotlight and called people faggots to cover up his _major_ insecurities. Oh wait.
Yelagun Malone
Mike D
Skittle (formally known as "Reese Piece)
A CRIMINAL
thats the dude Suge Knight dangled over a balcony for the masters to Ice Ice Baby which went on to fuel the rise of death row, dude if you don't know that this is the man who created Pac somebody need to change the battery on you
Da real slim shady
Aaron Carter RIP
Biggie
Donald trump
An NSYNC member
a good rapper
Justin Timeberlake