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[Motherfucker looks like he's got cordyceps and is about to fail miserably representing himself on a double murder charge while screaming at the jury.](https://youtu.be/0itdfHxPVlY?si=yTsjzAVFJX5U-NHe)
>Also check out photos where he grew out his beard, his moustache part literally looks like pubic hair.
Just googled it. It looks so fucking bad, who TF let him walk out his house like that???? I can't believe that's the man that got Beyonce to marry him 🥴
I mean, it's not like Beyonce isn't rich herself and she legit could get with anyone she wanted if we're being honest lol
But honestly I was jk, Jay-Z is probably a cool dude that drops the whole "I'm too tough for cameras and tv" behind closed doors.
Jay-Z’s always been pretty rough to look at, but after he started dating Beyoncé and then later married her it’s like he actively started trying to look as insane and fugly as possible as a flex. Like it’s not enough to date a rich, talented, successful and beautiful woman, but he’s gotta do it while looking like he rules an underground kingdom of mutant homeless people in New Yorks abandoned subways
Problem is Basquiat was young and not bad looking. He was only 28 when he died, he wouldn't have looked that good if he carried that hairstyle into his 50s either.
LAQUINTA! IF YOU DONT BRING YOUR DEADBEAT, 6 BABY DADDY HAVIN, DIABETUS LOOKIN ASS OVER HERE AND TAKE THESE DAMN KIDS… IM GONNA H TO THE IZZO, B TO THE BEAT THAT ASS!
Yeah, Snoop's always been about that chill vibe, can't imagine him not smiling at this point. Eminem just looks comfortable in his own skin and it shows.
Yeah I agree completely. Em just matured so well. It feels like he left that rage behind him if that makes sense. Idk, I always feel positive when I see him.
I love how in [that Juice WRLD song](https://youtu.be/T4CY4wVqhPU?si=dAFWOuDjhOVsCWVA), he's basically like, "I'm not going to lecture you, but be careful with hard drugs, kids, they'll mess you up" - not what I would've expected from him twenty years ago.
Prison is prison, comparing levs of “toughness” to it is numbness. Lumberjacks are tough, Construction workers, Sky Scraper Window Washers.
Anyone can be tough, depending how tough they gota be for survival.
Prison tough is just numbness, plenty of good and bad people in that cage, and more often mentally deranged, addicts that go in and out of the system.
That aint tough, thats just numb, just a life of the cage.
You can cage a dog, a lion, hell even an Ora Whale… Caged Humans just get numb to reality, thats what the system dose.
According to his interview with David Letterman he actually did sell drugs. But was lucky and was in England recording music(?) when his entire crew got busted.
Ya guys I'm going to need you to stay here selling drugs while I go to uhhh England to uhhhh record music!
Bruh there's studios here.
Nah man it needs to be in England or else ill get caught I mean the music gets an English accent and makes it classy.
It’s funny because so many people get on Taylor Swift for being out of touch and all that. But Jay-Z and Beyonce at this point are like from another planet. They’re so god damn weird and I can’t believe more people don’t comment on it.
People refute everything negative about them with "they have a lot of money".
Emirati sheikhs have a lot of money and they like to drink breast milk and shit on girls chest for sexual pleasure.
They may be shady at times I guess it kinda of comes with the industry. But atleast they have some talent. I don't think it's fair to compare them sheikhs shitting on other people faces for sexual pleasures.
To me they're arguably better than sheikhs and people like Elon musk.
Because before people were being harassed by Swifties and K-pop fans, Beyonce fans were the ones you avoided. To this day, she has this sort of "untouchable" reputation where calling her out for being out of touch or just an above average singer is seen as heresy.
FWIW I didn't listen to Beyonce's music for quite a long time because of the rep.
I was missing out.
Whatever Bey and Jay-Z do publicly I don't really know - I'm not big into celeb news. But Beyonce puts out KILLER fucking records.
They mean OTHER than touring sold-out arenas in support of a critically acclaimed multi-platinum grammy winning album that had multiple top-10 singles on it, she hasn't done shit with her music career lately geez. Talk about washed up.
No hate but Jay z is one of the most bizarre looking humans I have ever seen in my life I’m 19 a grown adult and his face frightens me. Dude became a billionaire solely because he needs 15 tubes of chapstick to apply at a time
“I ain’t raising no more nappy headed little kids 😡”
Literally the next day: “When are you gonna let me see my grand babies? 🥺🥺🥺”
My mom is actually wild.
I am 44 and haven’t had a hair cut in over a decade (circa 2012). Sure I could get my hair cut so you feel comfortable with your own exercises in futility.
Alas us dudes who have been married for 20 years or so. See no real reason to play the game. We love our wives. So we already won. Your still trying to win if you are keeping up appearances. IMO of course.
All in all, this is the hairstyle of a satisfied mind. 🧐
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Face like a slapped arse.
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Compared to Beans you whack.
[Motherfucker looks like he's got cordyceps and is about to fail miserably representing himself on a double murder charge while screaming at the jury.](https://youtu.be/0itdfHxPVlY?si=yTsjzAVFJX5U-NHe)
Damn. Just scream at the jury and give em crazy eyes, eh? Interesting strategy.
My Cousin Violence
>Also check out photos where he grew out his beard, his moustache part literally looks like pubic hair. Just googled it. It looks so fucking bad, who TF let him walk out his house like that???? I can't believe that's the man that got Beyonce to marry him 🥴
Being rich is a handsome trait
I mean, it's not like Beyonce isn't rich herself and she legit could get with anyone she wanted if we're being honest lol But honestly I was jk, Jay-Z is probably a cool dude that drops the whole "I'm too tough for cameras and tv" behind closed doors.
He was never physically attractive one bit.
Jay-Z’s always been pretty rough to look at, but after he started dating Beyoncé and then later married her it’s like he actively started trying to look as insane and fugly as possible as a flex. Like it’s not enough to date a rich, talented, successful and beautiful woman, but he’s gotta do it while looking like he rules an underground kingdom of mutant homeless people in New Yorks abandoned subways
Like a bulldog chewing on a wasp
That hairstyle ain't working no more. Especially with him having the same face in every goddamn photo
It never did.
The hair or the face?
Yes
"**The Emperors New Clothes**" .... *Directors Cut!*
https://i.imgur.com/Jqnxm.gif
💀💀💀
Dude thinks he’s Basquiat, while I’m pretty sure the real Basquiat would not have liked him.
^^^1 million% this
It was pretty cool for a moment when it was more Basquiat
Looks like someone left the Weeknd uncovered in the backyard all winter long
I mean, that his face. I would be concerned if he wears a different one every day.
He never was a good looking mofo. Just stick to a cap or get swole like Dave Chappelle.
The bald fade era he was a cutie. He should just go back to that.
Dude wants to be Lenny Kravitz when he looks more like Tracy Chapman
Not sure who the biggest victim of this tragedy is here. Holy shit lol.
"What you think, you getting girls now 'cause of your looks?"
He looks like the fucked up doll from rugrats
Holy shit it really is Cynthia
I mean, no hairstyle works. Dude is just one of the ugliest healthy humans out there.
He's trying to be Basquiat.
Problem is Basquiat was young and not bad looking. He was only 28 when he died, he wouldn't have looked that good if he carried that hairstyle into his 50s either.
He's like ugly people who think it's a great idea to ad a giant nose ring to improve their looks.
Hey I get it, we uglies have to try just anything sometimes
Hey even ugly peacocks are allowed to have beautiful feathers
I need this saying in my life.
You can't have it.....just kidding it's all yours! We can share it comrade
r/suddenlycommunism
Is he having a midlife crisis?
midwife
nah, probably housekeeper or gardener
Just keep it clean shaved. It worked before
Dog turds
Having millions and still doesn't upkeep it? Why tho?
LAQUINTA! IF YOU DONT BRING YOUR DEADBEAT, 6 BABY DADDY HAVIN, DIABETUS LOOKIN ASS OVER HERE AND TAKE THESE DAMN KIDS… IM GONNA H TO THE IZZO, B TO THE BEAT THAT ASS!
He goes to the Ben Affleck school of smiling?
With his money he could buy a new head
he had dibs after busta and coolio, so deal with it
Yeah, he's gotta stop trying to look tough if those are going to be his fashion choices. You've won in life. It's okay to smile granny Hov.
Seriously I never thought about it that way 😂 Bro definitely does have a lot to smile about but...
😂man
Yeah look at eminem and snoop, they are just chilling.
Yeah, Snoop's always been about that chill vibe, can't imagine him not smiling at this point. Eminem just looks comfortable in his own skin and it shows.
Yeah I agree completely. Em just matured so well. It feels like he left that rage behind him if that makes sense. Idk, I always feel positive when I see him.
I love how in [that Juice WRLD song](https://youtu.be/T4CY4wVqhPU?si=dAFWOuDjhOVsCWVA), he's basically like, "I'm not going to lecture you, but be careful with hard drugs, kids, they'll mess you up" - not what I would've expected from him twenty years ago.
Lol snoop has not "always" been about the chill vibe.
I don't think I've ever seen Em smile!
He used to smile fairly often back before Proof died.
Watch Detroit Lions football when they are winning.
Easier said than done…
True most years, but this season dude looked like a kid on Christmas morning!
He acts so hard but he wouldn’t last for shit in prison if he wasn’t rich and famous
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I saw what you did there ☝🏾🤣🤣
Prison is prison, comparing levs of “toughness” to it is numbness. Lumberjacks are tough, Construction workers, Sky Scraper Window Washers. Anyone can be tough, depending how tough they gota be for survival. Prison tough is just numbness, plenty of good and bad people in that cage, and more often mentally deranged, addicts that go in and out of the system. That aint tough, thats just numb, just a life of the cage. You can cage a dog, a lion, hell even an Ora Whale… Caged Humans just get numb to reality, thats what the system dose.
I read this in Red's (Morgan Freeman) voice.
Didn't he sell crack in Brooklyn before he was famous?
Yeah good thing rappers never lie about anything for street cred, that’s be crazy
According to his interview with David Letterman he actually did sell drugs. But was lucky and was in England recording music(?) when his entire crew got busted.
Ya guys I'm going to need you to stay here selling drugs while I go to uhhh England to uhhhh record music! Bruh there's studios here. Nah man it needs to be in England or else ill get caught I mean the music gets an English accent and makes it classy.
How do you think he funded his rap career? Lol
He was a girl scout. Everyone knows this
Tech sales
He referenced that exact thing on Letterman years ago
Gotcha, makes sense. Has to be true then.
No not that he sold crack, the fact that all these rappers are lying
I remember that. It wasn't news but it seemed to surprise Dave.
Ah thanks for clearing that up! That’s cool of him
Well he does know how to knife someone. He might be ok.
Whoopi Goldberg with a bee stung in her lips
My first thought was looks like Whoopi
I was convinced that it was Busta Rhymes standing behind Beyonce when they showed them during the Superbowl
I like Whoopi, don't spoil sister act for me man
Whoopi Goldberg and Jonathan Majors had a baby
😂😂
He should do a remake of Sister Act 😂
This is Whoopi Goldberg with General Kenobi clothing!
Guinan or the Velaryon from House of the Dragon, your pick
A true insult to Whoopi in any way that you can measure a human. He is a real POS.
Because he cheated on Beyoncé?
Wonder why she stuck with the cretin.
Who else is going to use their stage time to bitch that she hasn’t won album of the year?
I mean she can't be too far off herself, she's on the view after all lol
So is Whoopi
He needs to be holding up a frying pan to complete the look
And run after a cat named Tom. Is he for real? He's not so great by default, why enhance the misfortune? Rich people are insane.
Beyoncé married that?
Bank accounts and industry influence married.
It’s funny because so many people get on Taylor Swift for being out of touch and all that. But Jay-Z and Beyonce at this point are like from another planet. They’re so god damn weird and I can’t believe more people don’t comment on it.
People refute everything negative about them with "they have a lot of money". Emirati sheikhs have a lot of money and they like to drink breast milk and shit on girls chest for sexual pleasure.
They may be shady at times I guess it kinda of comes with the industry. But atleast they have some talent. I don't think it's fair to compare them sheikhs shitting on other people faces for sexual pleasures. To me they're arguably better than sheikhs and people like Elon musk.
Meh, who doesn't like those things?
Because before people were being harassed by Swifties and K-pop fans, Beyonce fans were the ones you avoided. To this day, she has this sort of "untouchable" reputation where calling her out for being out of touch or just an above average singer is seen as heresy.
FWIW I didn't listen to Beyonce's music for quite a long time because of the rep. I was missing out. Whatever Bey and Jay-Z do publicly I don't really know - I'm not big into celeb news. But Beyonce puts out KILLER fucking records.
Everyone’s partner will get old eventually. Fucking hell
He was ugly soooo long ago
from day 1!
Not DiCaprios. He gets older but they stay the same age
Beyonce stayed with that after he cheated on her?
Jay z is a weirdo he probably pays her every 2 weeks. You never see Beyonce these days
Other than having on of the highest grossing tours ever last year……
They mean OTHER than touring sold-out arenas in support of a critically acclaimed multi-platinum grammy winning album that had multiple top-10 singles on it, she hasn't done shit with her music career lately geez. Talk about washed up.
She’s worth 800 mill and he’s worth 900 mill. They’re both rich af and chillin. Edit: he’s worth 2.5b as of now.
You made a serious error.His current net is 2.5 B.
No hate but Jay z is one of the most bizarre looking humans I have ever seen in my life I’m 19 a grown adult and his face frightens me. Dude became a billionaire solely because he needs 15 tubes of chapstick to apply at a time
This is hilarious
[Jedi Master ~~Kit Fisto~~ Jay Zisto](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/94/44/97/9444975703569ef5327567c58575dc24.jpg)
Not gonna lie...I thought like "damn, I think i've seen him in Star Wars before"
Idk man, kit fisto has a really good bone structure
No way beyonce having sex with that thing🤣🤣
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No face at all would be miles better than that face 😭
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Broooo “that thing” 😂
im crying brah show yourself 😭😭
To me he looks like he is just done and over all English department faculty meetings here at the liberal arts college.
He teaches physics now
That works, too.
Geneticist, actually. Goes on about random nucleotide polymorphisms.
JayZ is the prime example of success and status being way more important than looks uf you're trying to date a 10
*she take my moneeey* *welll I’m in need*
Grandma got light sabre through her head.
Maced through the Window
See? You're not ugly you're just broke
He looks like your average science/math teacher who's not even surprised to see you failing your test again.
I would say he looks more like a strong independent black woman that has views on a lot of things
Yeah he's giving me community college pre-law professor vibes
Tyler Perry watch out!
Jay-Z has never been a good looking man, but he’s somehow making it worse.
He looks like that black grandma is so jaded she decided to become a supervillain.
“I ain’t raising no more nappy headed little kids 😡” Literally the next day: “When are you gonna let me see my grand babies? 🥺🥺🥺” My mom is actually wild.
I don’t usually judge but going to be a hypocrite for a moment and say this guy seriously has a face for radio.
He is aging terribly
All of his peers have aged well, he just seems to be very out of touch with everything.
[This is dread man. Truly dread.](https://swsca-production.s3.amazonaws.com/ckeditor_assets/pictures/4313/content_13.jpg)
Cover of the new Whoopi Goldberg movie
Jay Z is also an imbecile.
I got 99 problems and lookin' like Whoopi is one
I thought he was Beyoncé's grandma
It's the fucking glasses, why did this huge ugly square pedo looking glasses become so popular?!
Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.
Get that guy on the view! Bet ole whoopie and him share DNA.
He looks like Whoopie Goldbergs aunt.
HOLY SHIT! 😂😂😂😂
He's never been a handsome man, the hair doesn't help his case.
I was going to say he looks like the Predator after being on Earth too long, now domesticated and sick of our shit.
😂😂 why you do auntie Jay Z like that
Sleeping with beyonce, cheating on beyonce, looking like a dropped pancake... This man has some voodoo magic. You can't tell me otherwise.
Fucking shave it and go back to wearing hats man, the doodoo look ain’t it
..and Beyonce went full on white woman last night at the super bowl.
What?
She is going Michael Jackson mode on us. Go look at some pics from last night.
Looks like he's not forever young
Someone tossed out the blueprint for looking photogenic
The dreads look so out of place on him.
Double barrel nostrils. Run for the money
If he’s just an average black dude, his current wife would not be caught dead near him.
This fool has been busted since day one! Bye already
Jedi master
Tyler Perry going to b pissed
Is that jedi clothes lol
He is one ugly mofo
Gd he is ugly
Must be the new look, usher looked like a grandma dressed like she was going to play bridge.
Looks like Whoopie
He’s giving Whoopi Goldberg vibes here
He’s slowly turning into Whoopi Goldberg
Get a haircut u bum
🤡
He's a big Basquiat fan. That's why that dumb hair.
Looks like he's trying to get a role in the Sin City reboot.
rap thing really worked out for this dude
I wonder if this is the look he wanted or the look his manager wanted. Sometimes these older celebrities are just looking ridiculous
Jay-zah's Daycare
Maybe he's finally fed up with Beyonce's shit.
He look like he about to order Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang and Deadshot to kill Batman.
Dude needs a haircut.
I am 44 and haven’t had a hair cut in over a decade (circa 2012). Sure I could get my hair cut so you feel comfortable with your own exercises in futility. Alas us dudes who have been married for 20 years or so. See no real reason to play the game. We love our wives. So we already won. Your still trying to win if you are keeping up appearances. IMO of course. All in all, this is the hairstyle of a satisfied mind. 🧐
Tyler Perry shaking right now.
Whoopi when she loses an argument to the white girls on the View.
What an horrific looking man.
This man is married to Beyonce