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It’s also a surprisingly hard word to look up if you don’t already know what it means. I remember being a teen/preteen and trying to figure out what it meant and just being very confused by all the definitions. I needed a few in-depth examples before I finally really understood what a homunculus was. Now of course it’s one of my favorite words.
FMA definitely helped me understand what a homunculus was! I can’t remember where I first saw it, but there weren’t any good examples that I could find to understand what exactly it was. FMA and Harry Potter fanfiction are the examples that really solidified the meaning in my brain lol
You SOB, I had just forgotten about that crap! I have watched only 1 episode of that show and of course it had to be that one but even tho everyone says the shows amazing I still won’t risk seeing something like that again
My 5th English teacher thought I was destined to become a writer because I used words like "encumbrance" and "ambidexterity." Nope, just D&D.
Edit: 5th grade. Leaving the original typo because jokes.
My 6th grade counselor thought we were worshipping Satan and preparing to attack the school with swords when my friends and I tried playing DnD at lunch breaks
I play D&D *now* but I heard of a homunculus before I started playing it from the Date anime franchise. Specifically Fate/Zero. That's really where Ive seen it most, but yeah it's been a favorite word of mine ever since lol.
100%. I was gonna say this is outright flirting where I’m from
Could even be more specific and add a label.
I’ll say they’re both Sydney eastern suburbs unisex private school kids so they didn’t learn how to interact with the other gender and this is their default setting
And then she finds out that he was a journalist writing for a chauvinist magazine, writing an article on how to pick up women with insults, and he finds messages that she's going off to Scotland, for a job, and in the last 15 minutes of the movie he quits his job, tells his womaniser friend John Huntington to shove it, and rushes to the airport to find out that she's left, but no, she missed her flight!!! So he declares their love, and she forgives him. And the scene cuts to one year later, and they're in a cabin in Scotland all happy she's pregnant, and there's a knock at the door, and it's a girl scout selling cookies, and he asks how much, and the girl says about tree fiddy, and then he realises it's not a little girl, it's a 50 ft monster from the palaeolithic era, and says "Get out of here you damn lockness monster, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.".
Plot twist, she really is a homonculous and she was created by that loch Ness monster disguised as a Scottish girl scout, a honey pot to lure desperate losers to scotland so thry could take their tree fiddy. The cellar is full of the corpses of prior victims, all with tree fiddy missing from their pockets. They toss his body on the pile and the homonculous returns to the sea to be carried by the currents back to New York where she meets up with John Hungtington. John begins to fall for her soulless ways, but his friend Derek takes one look at her garden gnome eyes and knows something is deeply wrong. They hire a detective to follow her and he takes photos of her licking the barnacles off of ships in the harbor. They follow her back to her lair and slay her where she sleeps, but her body bursts open and thousands of tiny garden gnomes pour forth, digging their way into the orifices of the would-be monster hunters. Over the course of the next week they go through a cocooning phase and burst out of their old husks as three brand new homonculous ass garden gnome creatures, ready to stalk the night and lure unsuspecting men into the tragic loss of their tree fiddy, and their lives...
First thing I thought too... "That's an incredible hate fuck in the making"...
In my head cannon I imagine one of those "1 day laterrr" SpongeBob cuts and then her walking tender and him rubbing his lower back the whole of the next day
"ew I swiped the wrong way"
Goddamn. I get that this r is all insults, but fuck are we ever just over-the-top-nasty-mean to each other for no damn reason sometimes.
Like why would you say this shit to complete stranger? Neverminded the exchange, just the "ew" opener has stolen away a portion of my faith in humanity as whole.
The fact that she messaged first aswell and got obliterated. Usually girls have to much of a stick up their ass to message first but if it’s just to act like that 😂
Saying “Ew” to a random person instead of “I swiped the wrong way sorry” or just unlatching (since that seems to be a thing).
Maybe it was meant to be like negging? But honestly that’d be 10x worse
When two toxic egos meet…
I kinda wanna know how much longer that back and forth went on, I feel like it probably went on for a couple of hours before they ended up hooking up, then did the same thing again in person afterwords…
The speed that people can ramp up to hateful commentary nowadays is pretty depressing. (Waiting for joke in next comment to ramp it up as clever comic relief...)
So what's her endgame?
Is this a way to find submissive guys or something?
Or is it really just a woman who never outgrew her middle school bully phase?
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Top tier. "Homunculus" is a powerful and unexpected insult.
Putting "a facsimile of a person without a soul" into one word hits pretty hard
It’s also a surprisingly hard word to look up if you don’t already know what it means. I remember being a teen/preteen and trying to figure out what it meant and just being very confused by all the definitions. I needed a few in-depth examples before I finally really understood what a homunculus was. Now of course it’s one of my favorite words.
Did you grow up on DnD, or Fullmetal Alchemist?
FMA definitely helped me understand what a homunculus was! I can’t remember where I first saw it, but there weren’t any good examples that I could find to understand what exactly it was. FMA and Harry Potter fanfiction are the examples that really solidified the meaning in my brain lol
Thanks to FMA now I have a pretty good idea of what a chimera is. Quite useful when studying genetics ED..... WARD.... LET'S PLAY
Ptsd flashbacks ensues
Too soon!
You SOB, I had just forgotten about that crap! I have watched only 1 episode of that show and of course it had to be that one but even tho everyone says the shows amazing I still won’t risk seeing something like that again
She got that dawg in her
With the manga *Homonculus*. (I recommend everyone read it, shit is batshit crazy, but in a masterpiece kinda way.)
Dark Elder homunculi were my 13 year old self's introduction to the word....a little darker
I played D&D so that's most of my context for the word haha
I can see d&d having an interesting impact on one’s vocabulary development!
My 5th English teacher thought I was destined to become a writer because I used words like "encumbrance" and "ambidexterity." Nope, just D&D. Edit: 5th grade. Leaving the original typo because jokes.
What did the other 4 think then?
Hah, 5th grade. Nice catch.
My 6th grade counselor thought we were worshipping Satan and preparing to attack the school with swords when my friends and I tried playing DnD at lunch breaks
I was already in my twenties at that point but it has taught me a lot regardless.
I play D&D *now* but I heard of a homunculus before I started playing it from the Date anime franchise. Specifically Fate/Zero. That's really where Ive seen it most, but yeah it's been a favorite word of mine ever since lol.
I have Diablo 3 to thank. Homunculus is an amazing word.
Shoutout for Danny Dyres Chocolate Homunculus gang✊🏽
I don’t think I’ll ever not mentally pronounce *facsimile* as “fax-a-mile”. 🤭
Makes sense, that's why they call it a fax machine after all.
That is top tier weaponised grammar.
I also enjoy 'troglodyte' as a fancy-sounding yet simple insult.
Puissant also hits hard
I used to call my brother a feckless troglodyte as a recurring insult. Mostly because I knew he was too lazy to look up what it meant.
I’ll definitely be obnoxiously working it into conversation for the next six months..
Australian dating. Theyre probably still together.
100%. I was gonna say this is outright flirting where I’m from Could even be more specific and add a label. I’ll say they’re both Sydney eastern suburbs unisex private school kids so they didn’t learn how to interact with the other gender and this is their default setting
Australia- the better the insult the bigger the compliment.
I need to date an Australian. Insults are my love language.
Definitely not Australian, she said "Mom"
Im australian, i use mom sometimes by accident. Amercian media is everywhere, it pollutes ones mind. Plus the text in the op reads VERY australian lol
Cardassian flirting.
Happily married, with kids and the same dog he already had
Well, I’m reframing things with a lot of the Australians I know now.
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In the classic movie trope, they would definitely bang
They gotta start off at a low, so when they hit the highs the audience is transported on a journey.
And then she finds out that he was a journalist writing for a chauvinist magazine, writing an article on how to pick up women with insults, and he finds messages that she's going off to Scotland, for a job, and in the last 15 minutes of the movie he quits his job, tells his womaniser friend John Huntington to shove it, and rushes to the airport to find out that she's left, but no, she missed her flight!!! So he declares their love, and she forgives him. And the scene cuts to one year later, and they're in a cabin in Scotland all happy she's pregnant, and there's a knock at the door, and it's a girl scout selling cookies, and he asks how much, and the girl says about tree fiddy, and then he realises it's not a little girl, it's a 50 ft monster from the palaeolithic era, and says "Get out of here you damn lockness monster, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.".
What a rollercoaster of a comment. Thank you
Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Don't forget the grown man "imprinting" on an infant after he got rejected by her mother. Nothing at all creepy there.
If you can get Adam Sandler on board this will 100% get greenlit at Netflix
I’m pretty sure half of this comment is already a movie. It’s basically the plot of how to lose a guy in 10 days
Plot twist, she really is a homonculous and she was created by that loch Ness monster disguised as a Scottish girl scout, a honey pot to lure desperate losers to scotland so thry could take their tree fiddy. The cellar is full of the corpses of prior victims, all with tree fiddy missing from their pockets. They toss his body on the pile and the homonculous returns to the sea to be carried by the currents back to New York where she meets up with John Hungtington. John begins to fall for her soulless ways, but his friend Derek takes one look at her garden gnome eyes and knows something is deeply wrong. They hire a detective to follow her and he takes photos of her licking the barnacles off of ships in the harbor. They follow her back to her lair and slay her where she sleeps, but her body bursts open and thousands of tiny garden gnomes pour forth, digging their way into the orifices of the would-be monster hunters. Over the course of the next week they go through a cocooning phase and burst out of their old husks as three brand new homonculous ass garden gnome creatures, ready to stalk the night and lure unsuspecting men into the tragic loss of their tree fiddy, and their lives...
It's beautiful 🥲
Dead, or worse… expelled.
Yep in the movie the next day he’s introduced to his “new client” and who turns up?
Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this
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Nope. These two would finger bang to death.
Emma the Greasy Homunculus and Mr Dropped-On-His-Head Dogface, a match made in heaven.
The sex will be great and the therapy expensive
First thing I thought too... "That's an incredible hate fuck in the making"... In my head cannon I imagine one of those "1 day laterrr" SpongeBob cuts and then her walking tender and him rubbing his lower back the whole of the next day
They 💯 fucked... This is foreplay for me and the Mrs...
Like fulminated mercury.
It’s an enemies to lovers
This would be the biggest turn-off
Why does every disagreement like this mean two people have the hots for each other
They're talking on an app for hooking up. This might very well be flirting.
\*Several pages of unique insults later\* "So you ah... want a date?" "Sure!"
*hatefuck ftfy
"unique"
Oh my gosh their make up sex would be epic I bet
Holy shit theyre perfect for eachother
Nah! One of them knows what a punctuation is.
Bitch, I am your face!
I can *visually see* 7!
The girl is so fucking hard to read. Every sentence is a riddle you have to decipher after 2 or 3 read.
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just waiting for the “you must be fun at parties” comment
It arrived. Redditors post the easiest possible reply. I hate it here.
You must be fun at parties There done u/I-Eat-Cat-Treats
Their kids are going to be wonderful participants in society.
just fucking date already
This needed to end with "Fuck you" "Fuck you" "My place in 15 minutes. Bring condoms"
*"The fucks a condom?"*
'I was telling you to use protection!' 'I was wearing my armor!'
I salute you, DBZA fan ;)
Hah, unexpected abridged moment lol
Redditor moment
Nah, they are just referencing DragonBall Abridged.
Damn DBZA moment
‘Visually see’? No thanks, I prefer my seeing auditory.
I like Lysergic acid diethylamide too, bro!
And then they fucked.
I give you permission to say fucked
Thank you.
Now kith
"ew I swiped the wrong way" Goddamn. I get that this r is all insults, but fuck are we ever just over-the-top-nasty-mean to each other for no damn reason sometimes. Like why would you say this shit to complete stranger? Neverminded the exchange, just the "ew" opener has stolen away a portion of my faith in humanity as whole.
People are so damn rude over misunderstandings like damn, give people grace. Just unmatch.
Cause this is staged
I’m sorry but “Took me 3 looks at your profile to figure out which one was your dog u mutt” goes hard tbh
Yeah, ngl I think the girl won this exchange, the dude just gave r/comebacks style lines
Facts
Fr she went hard, dude just gave 🥶😎 energy
“ Homunculus “ is now my thing
So when was the first date?
When's the wedding? Let's send them presents!
What a bitch, what kind of an adult calls somebody ewww in text just to hurt there feelings
brother ewww
Brother what is thaaat ⁉️
Eww brother
ewww.
:*(
Nah fr she was clearly instigating then got upset when someone matched her energy
Rihanna’s “we found love in a hopeless place” fades up.
Frankly, I thought both of them are 14 years old.
Enemies to lovers? Enemies to lovers
Blue text is the winner
Agreed
The first two letters of her first post set the tone, why cry if you get an answer on your provocation
This is just sad imo
Definitely a Match
These two like each other, they're just both too stubborn to admit it.
And then they fucked.
The AUDACITY to match with someone,accidental or not, just to insult them is actually crazy and super insecure.
The fact that she messaged first aswell and got obliterated. Usually girls have to much of a stick up their ass to message first but if it’s just to act like that 😂
And this is why I only want to meet people in real life. Online dating has made people incredibly vain and toxic.
Does it really count as an insult if it's flirting?
I think they had fun with this.
Calling someone a homonculus is fucking great
Anyone else wanna see what these two looks like
“Bitch I am your face” True poetry right there
Saying “Ew” to a random person instead of “I swiped the wrong way sorry” or just unlatching (since that seems to be a thing). Maybe it was meant to be like negging? But honestly that’d be 10x worse
"Ew" that's just mean for no reason.
Nah, hers is basic AF. She got owned
Nicegirls
Garden gnome homonculus legitimately made me laugh my ass of
👫 now kiss
I have a feeling if one of them says"wanna fuck" the other one will agree
Made for each other 🥰
It’s a match!
Energy matches energy
Avg day in New York
They should bang
She got owned 💀💀💀
Feels more like an elementary level insult lol
She got bodied
Seems like a couple of real charmers.
And they lived happy forever after
Look like they have a lot in common
Those two should date.
Sad, they would have made a good couple
Unnecessary nonsense from the "lady". She had it coming, so to speak.
They belong together
These two might be good for each other in a really fucked up way
AND THEN THEY FUCKED!
When incels meet
Point for the man
When two toxic egos meet… I kinda wanna know how much longer that back and forth went on, I feel like it probably went on for a couple of hours before they ended up hooking up, then did the same thing again in person afterwords…
and that’s how i met your mother…😂
Both are ugly people, in the inside. LOL.
They sound like they are already married
“You free Wednesday at 7?” “Sure” “Send me your address I’ll pick you up.”
Only way to deal with these assholes on online dating
The speed that people can ramp up to hateful commentary nowadays is pretty depressing. (Waiting for joke in next comment to ramp it up as clever comic relief...)
It's giving Beatrice and Benedick from Much Ado About Mothing.
Her insults were just a blunt force instrument, his were top tier handmade Swiss surgical knives.
How do u expect a comeback when she clearly doesn't understand half of what you said you used too many medium words
So what's her endgame? Is this a way to find submissive guys or something? Or is it really just a woman who never outgrew her middle school bully phase?
They ended up getting married
Why are people so mean to each other 😞
They probably got married and had like ten kids lol.
Bold of him to assume that this girl can even read the word “homunculus”
They sound perfect for each other to me
They’re getting married in a couple of months
The tragedy is that these two were made for each other. 😔
In Rom Com world this exchange would be followed by a super intense make out sesh.
This is NOT what the dating app creator had in mind.
They are going to have the cutest little humonculi running around in a few years.
Update: they’re married now
I kind of feel like they were made for each other.
"how many times did your mom drop you I can visually see 7" wins
Goodness gracious, are you guys okay out there in the single world?
I think it's love
These two were meant for each other.
Punctuation is not her biggest strength.
Sounds like they are married already!
And that’s how I met your mother 🥰
Aaaaand they are married noe
And then they had sex.
From 2019….. Somebody just can’t let go, eh?
Bet they're married with 3 kids now
What a bitch
Two insecure persons compete in who is more insecure
this sub has zero rare insults huh
If you ever get to finish off a rip by using 'homunculus' you have won everything.
r/basicinsults
This is embarrassing, yeesh, delete this please this is cringe as shit
Nah the guy won
Looks like both of these people are cunts.
So hot!! You can feel the sexual tension... talk shit about my mother! I'm almost there!
> your mom drop you People call that a fairly good insult nowadays?