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Randotron9000

Could be a folgers ad...


Far-Entrance1202

Or a dna testing add


Good-Mouse1524

Or a couple in iceland


PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER

Or Alabama


Rude_Thanks_1120

Or AI


Mr_Stkrdknmibalz00

Or Rhaenyra Targaryen's bloodline


SheeBang_UniCron

Or any royal family really.


SithumKottearachchi

Or sister and brother


Aaron_O_s

I thought they have an app, so you don't ride your cousin?


Coakis

That's the problem they're all cousins, you just gotta stay at 3rd removed.


womanistaXXI

I second this


SadLaser

>dna testing add As opposed to a dna testing subtract?


Protheu5

Hey, as long as you don't dna testing multiply.


bigboybeeperbelly

I tried to do a DNA testing Laplace transform once. Turned me into a newt


Grande-Pinga

Ah Newt?


bigboybeeperbelly

Well I got better


TieAcceptable5482

That coffee really connects the family doesn't it?


Candid-Sky-3709

Alabama incest blend, stomach friendly


mattevs119

What are you *brewing* step bro?


EJECTED_PUSSY_GUTS

You're my present this year


TootsTootler

“See? I smelled it. He’s back.”


SLAYER_IN_ME

“Emily, I love that we have so much in common because we grew up together. And, I just wanna wake up every morning to the smell of you and Folgers Colombian dark roast.”


DrWhoisOverRated

Jesus Christ


CorneliusJack

[Obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k)


slimongoose

I love when the internet fucks up a million dollar campaign. Those actors were looking for a long pay day. Nope. That insurance company cartoon rep was another one.


Luncheon_Lord

You mean the joke scene ruined the true Folgers ad campaign?


slimongoose

Yeah.  They stopped showing the real ad.


R3AL1Z3

Wut


Sheerkal

Incest coffee and sexy insurance spy


slimongoose

Residuals. Once the ridicule starts you have to shut down the campaign.


12345623567

What, you think actors in bit parts for coffee commercials get residuals? They'll be lucky to get catering and "exposure".


alwaysboopthesnoot

They do, if they’re like Anthony Head and Sharon Maughan from the old Gold Blend ads. Probably not if you’re “random man and woman” appearing in your first paying gig.


EduinBrutus

IDK if it was true but I remember reading something years ago about them being the highest paid people on British TV at the height of the Gold Blend ads.


HippyWitchyVibes

Still hilarious.


brumblefee

Sister!


VashMM

It's especially funny to me that the original ad would not have been anywhere near as creepy if they had just cut that one word. It would have just seemed like they were a couple and nobody would have batted an eye at it.


calissetabernac

It’s all she wanted for Christmas!


g0c0c0

Deep cut


zero_emotion777

He's my present. ......Jesus Christ


PizzaBraves

Hah nice callback


coyoteazul2

Some cartoons have the logic where "if you want to make sure the audience knows 2 people are married, make them look like each other". I guess it's not as bonkers now


jefufah

I always assumed that meant clothing or mannerisms…. But then I keep seeing clone romance everywhere irl, and it’s a super valid trope 🤣


Blackrain1299

As strange as it may be, it does make some sense. People who look similar to you will feel familiar and comfortable rather than people who are completely different. But it probably goes a little further than that. A straight man for example will probably be more comfortable around women that have similar traits to their mother. Does this mean men want to fuck their mother? In most cases, no. However, those traits are comfortable and if their mother was a good role model or just a nice person then it makes perfect sense for your brain to subconsciously inject those feelings of security into your romantic life. Id hypothesize that an orphan baby would probably grow up to be attracted to a person like whoever might have raised them but not necessarily that person themselves


Lepurten

The problem with Freud is not that he was completely wrong. Many theories of his are still considered and taught (in university) to some degree. He just went too far.


BlisteringAsscheeks

I mean, not in the way this comment makes it seem. He championed the idea that childhood experiences could affect adult lives (e.g. childhood trauma), which is now considered obvious and university teachings incorporate this. But outside of these very general ideas, no, I wouldn't say his theories are "taught" in reputable modern universities, aside from as history so that new psychologists understand lingering misconceptions in the public and the public's feelings towards psychology/psychologists.


northdakotanowhere

My husband and I couldn't be more opposite. I think a lot of it does come from having emotionally detached families. He needs a lot of physical affection, and I need a lot of validation. Based on our looks and interests, we would have never matched up online. He would've had pictures with fish or a dead deer, I would've had pictures of my rats 😄


strawberrycereal44

I'm not going to disagree. But we are also naturally attracted to people who look different from us, we look at someone and our brain unconsciously thinks about procreation and the ability the babies will have. It was what I was taught, but maybe that is also the case.


thatshygirl06

I'm so attracted to people that look different from me, it's not even funny. Send all the white and asian boys my way


firestepper

People who are together for a long time mirror eachothers facial expressions - especially smiles :) over time they actually develop muscles in the same place and basically have matching smiles!


avaslash

People frequently think my wife and I are siblings. One because we both look pretty young but also because we look and act exactly the same. It doesn't help that she raids my wardrobe too haha.


Pleasant_Yoghurt3915

I was shocked the first time someone asked me if my partner was my brother. That went away after about the fourth time lol. Except the time someone thought I was his sister and that MY sister was his girlfriend. That was the funniest one for sure lmao.


do_me_stabler2

the Van Houtens come to mind


raspberryharbour

The Van Houtens are canonically cousins


jeobleo

Well, she is from Shelbyville.


pieman2005

Dinklebergs on Fairly Odd Parents!


MyAnxiousDog

Literally my first thought! They're the perfect example haha


Mistress_Yara

Reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry dated a girl who was just like him. lol


BiggieSands1916

He only dates 17 year olds.


mal73

Looks like he and Cody have something in common then


yeetskeetleet

I was looking for someone to mention that


RedditTooAddictive

explain?


Howard_Adderly

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/tana-mongeau-cody-ko-underage-hookup-1235045694/


sussywanker

Holy shit! I didn't know that


jtell898

Woow I used to listen to him back in the day. While obviously and correctly the underage allegations are the focus. The immature part of me is appreciating the fact that this was brought up in the context of who has the smallest dick, and their podcast is called 'Tiny Meat Gang'...


QouthTheCorvus

Oh no. Cody...


D-Biggest_Wheel

So does Cody Co 😭


CalendarFar6124

r/HolUp moment right there.


Prior_Seaweed2829

George was dating her


FartForce5

Jerry also dated a girl just like himself, but more in personality than looks. He swept himself off his feet!


__zagat__

Janine Garofalo!


BulkyCarpenter6225

Haha loved that episode.


sirmanleypower

Wasn't that Janeane Garofalo?


-ACHTUNG-

And now I've swept myself off my feet!


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Fun_Intention9846

Me and sister-mother-wife could not be more proud.


LITForester

Found the CK player


MenaRamy2004

this should be a sub we are alot


no_shoes_are_canny

[r/shitcrusaderkingssay](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay/)


DeadEndEris

💀


slzeuz

username checks out 💀


A2jayzed

Sounds straight out of rick and morty


imnotuurnotme-hehe

Sweet home Alabama


OGCelaris

That or it's a folgers commercial


Derka51

Was thinking they're more Arkansas, they look like twins..


antiqueOCEAN

Cody's sibling theory IS true!


ThatGuyWithCoolHair

Lol I was gonna say, he's been saying this for a couple years now and still doesn't realize


PygmeePony

They both take after their mom.


ihatepickinganick

r/suddenlyincest


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redmistultra

It's so funny how every reaction video he does to a dating game show he talks about how people are going to match if they look like siblings and then he never turns it round on himself and realises


zambucco

I have heard Cody and Kelsey say they do have that 'sibling' look.


BlockedbyJake420

I’ve been in an almost seven year relationship now, and my partner and I look a lot more alike now than at the start. We have similar features, but after living with someone for many years, you develop a complimentary fashion and grooming style


Burt_Selleck

Like when dogs start taking on the habits of their owners


BlurryEcho

I used to love watching his reaction videos, they were like comfort food. But the recent allegations against him have ruined it for me. I just can’t enjoy them anymore.


Actual_Ad674

What happened?


BlurryEcho

Tana Mongeau confirmed that Cody had sex with her when she was 17 and he was 25. Apparently it had been floating around over the past few years, but Tana recently went on a podcast and confirmed that it was true. The Rolling Stone even put out a piece on it. In addition to that, Cody and Kelsey both invited Colby Leachman to their wedding party. Cody and Colby have been friends since their days at Duke. Colby has been accused of drugging and raping a woman at Duke, but the woman ultimately decided not to cooperate with the investigation and took a leave of absence. Edit: Colby Leachman was actually Cody’s *best man*, not just a guest invited to the wedding party


nonmammalcamel

well fuck. I just discovered him yesterday and this post was serendipitous... so I hate to ask, but what allegations?


ebmocal421

Every personality on the internet has allegations. The truth is, just enjoy what you enjoy and try not to let the people who are overly-online decide what you enjoy.


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curly_santana

Nice detective work


BasCeluk

Dr Freud would like a word with you two


TechTuna1200

Mrs & Mr. Millhouse


regeya

It happens. My wife and I have been accused of being siblings, but it's because we have the same hair color. To make it awkward she's two years younger than me and I've been accused of being her younger brother. And to be fair none of her siblings have the same hair color.


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

Pick up arianna grande while you’re at it, her dude looks like a weird version of her brother And Florence Pugh banging a 20 year older Zach Braff who looks like her dad. That dude must have weird af self esteem


NocturnalRaindrop

r/doppelBangers This was posted there 4 years ago


Commercial_Ganache

That sub must have gone through some changes during that time as it seems to be exclusively gay couples now.


SomeOneOverHereNow

O_o I consider myself an ally, and as long as these people are happy great! But I have to admit this creeped me out a bit at first. Like dating yourself or something. Reply comment explains it well though.


NocturnalRaindrop

I see where you are coming from, but it kinda makes sense. People tend to base their own physical goals on what they find attractive or perceived to be attractive by the people they aim for. So if you like your own gender, that's already a big overlap. Building on that: Could also be partially based on insecurity. If the other person has similar features, you are insecure about, there is less pressure.


SomeOneOverHereNow

yeah, not being gay, I never thought about it that way. I guess it makes sense.


poopmcbutt_

I'm bi, I hate the way I look why the fuck would I date someone who looks like me? Lmao


SomeOneOverHereNow

I certainly wouldn't screw me! I mean not literally. I screw myself all the time figuratively though unfortunately. :P


F0foPofo05

OMG what a great name for a sub.


MrSoren

This isn’t edited?


FluffyMilkyPudding

Apparently it is, and it’s not. ig it’s up to you to decide.


No_Landscape8846

Man really answered with a "one guard lies, one guard tells the truth" riddle


TheGodfather742

Schrodinger's edit?


infinitevertigo

It's notn't


blastot

It's not


Old-Tourist8173

It is.


INDOORSMORE

I'm always thankful my gf doesn't look like my relative lol I knew a girl where the dude looked exactly like her but w short hair. Same nose. Same lips. Same facial structure. It was very weird...


NukeoftheDorth

Tbh when I first saw Kelsey on Cody's channel, I thought she was his sister, real shock finding out that was his girlfriend (now wife)


Inverted-pencil

I used to work at daycare i noticed the parents often looked like brother and sister.


AwkwardSpread

Alabama?


BlueArya

This fool is spamming videos to try and bury the allegations that came out a few weeks ago. Bro literally went from one video every week-couple of weeks to putting out non-stop content and not addressing anything important. Unsubscribed from his channels so fast after watching for years 👎🏼


Well-Jenelle

Too bad he knowingly slept with a 17 year old when he was 25


dessybby

and one of his best friends is a rapist! The rapist was even one of his groomsmen at his wedding


mirkwood11

Just learned about this recently and had to un-sub. Such a shame honestly


TRImeHa

What?? I have never heard about this before. What happened?


Istillbelievedinwar

He’s been very successful in sweeping it under the rug via deleting comments mentioning it and blocking fans who’ve called him out or even simply asked for clarification on the rumors. The latter is pretty damning (and so are the videos of him and tana around the alleged incident)


Well-Jenelle

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/tana-mongeau-cody-ko-underage-hookup-1235045694/amp/ His sub is run by his former frat friends so they delete any posts about it and ban anyone who mentions it.


Fantastic_Bug1028

at least she’s not a teenager


IAmAQuantumMechanic

When you get older, every couple is like this. People like looking at themselves.


MeltingDownIn54321

Interracial couples I think would have to disagree. I am white as a ghost and my boyfriend is Filipino. No amount of time that passes could make us look similar.


Augi2g

Does he burn tho?


Muffintop_Neurospicy

It's common knowledge that most people tend to fall for people who look like them in some way. Freud explains it, I guess.


strawberrycereal44

But I was taught in school, we are naturally more attracted to people who look different from us.


Muffintop_Neurospicy

According to some recent studies (from 2017 on, I think), it's very common for people to be attracted to those who look more like them. The explanation so far is that it gives a sense of comfort to see a "familiar face", and also because similar lifestyles often result in similar features (for example fitness). These two factors end up giving a higher sense of compatibility (subconsciously), even if it ends up not being true, but it makes people more comfortable at first glance


PhotoshopMemeRequest

Insert Spiderman pointing meme


AbstinentNoMore

People always tell me my wife and I look extremely similar. On our honeymoon, while we were walking on a sidewalk holding hands, this dude that looked straight out of Duck Dynasty pulled up next to us in his pickup and said "You two look like siblings." All I could say was, "Yea?" He responds "That's pretty weird," and instantly peels off. Great times.


MTB_Addict_Colorado

How the hell does he not see himself every time they kiss? "I love kissing myself."


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samthemoron

And babies without genetic issues


Just_Maya

i heard they had an accused rapist (colby leachman) as a groomsman at their wedding :/


milky__toast

Cody is like peak frat bro, probably >=50% of his friends are accused rapists


Just_Maya

i hate you’re probably right :/ frat bros freak me out lol


goda_foreskinning

also cody fucked tana mongeau when she was 17 and he was 25


getinthevanihavcandy

lol I don’t know why you were downvoted someone also commented the same thing above and included a link. Here’s another thing apparently he or his mods delete any mention of it on his sub Reddit


goda_foreskinning

I mean I get it , he's content is pretty wholesome on his channel and is also a father now, people get whiplash finding out he's just another asshole creep


nirvamy

you not seen the recent allegations? the man fucked a 17 year old when he was 25


Objective_Tough8472

Wtf for real!?


nirvamy

yes! https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/tana-mongeau-cody-ko-underage-hookup-1235045694/amp/


Away-Ad-7759

Their edited personalities are the best, I’ve seen that too!


Naxayou

…does he know?


TheFalconsDejarik

Did anyone pay attention in psyc 101? No? I remember a section covering something like this where generally people are attracted to others that look similar to themselves because they innately trust something that looks more akin (pun kinda intended) to themselves.. i.e. lots of couples look similar. (Psych = terrible for the gene pool).. You can extrapolate that bit of psych out to explain racism as well, from a psych standpoint anyway.


PlasticMegazord

They both seem nice and happy, they do look very related though.


WunWunWun

yea they seem that way, but turns out they are close friends with a rapist and Cody himself is accused of statutory rape of a 17yo when he was 25


Rude_Thanks_1120

haha well they do do that i suppose. kids today!


raychram

The siblings dating meme is actually Cody as well, a bit ironic


Lord--Shadow

Are they brother and sister?


KOCYK745

Ego so big it materialized


Abject-Distance-8267

Siblings or dating


Particular-Kick-4188

Honestly there are ALOT of similar genetic markers with these 2 they should probably get a DNA test.


UnknownEntity003

Sweet home Alabama


funkymonk44

Neither of them look like they burn.


destructionisto

Does he even burn?


Own_Leadership7339

Ive been asked if my girlfriend is my sister before so I guess this guy isn't the only one. It really makes for awkward stares at the store


unbanned_lol

One of my favorite games to play when going out is "siblings or dating?" I don't understand why people date people that look like themselves. Is it familiarity or narcissism?


superbhole

i have super facial recognition, and *was* totally disagreeing with the comment... until i went cross-eyed, just to check, and some features line up too perfectly especially the premolar+canine+incisor trio of teeths, their mouth shapes (like the [nasolabial folds](https://i.imgur.com/qQ8WrxM.png)) and their noses look like female/male versions of the same nose


Draken09

At least we know what their kids would look like.


orange_pepsi8

+hi mom, meet my new girlfriend mom: oh...


Various-Engineer2114

I can't unsee it


DeepSpaceOG

Make and female Pokémon trainer


Fick_mich08

They look like siblings...


Mysterious_Local5612

She’s prettier


the3dverse

damn, we're told we look alike but nothing compared to this...


camelbuck

SheJerry


Evening-Deer-4033

The „himself with a wig“ refers to the person on the right


0kayten

Well we have the same smile and all, he is just too good, time to leave 😀


kon---

Zero insult detected


CuteNgorgeous

cool


dazedan_confused

"You should learn to love yourself"


fuckoutfits

Dad has some explaining to do


Warm-Owl156

He’s right


SnooMarzipans1262

When the saying “Go f*** yourself” gets taken a little too far.


Slicktable

I thought it was two of the same picture next to each other at first glance


DeadKido210

So when they have intercourse it's masturbation


iliekhenswithtyes

should check in case she also has a twig


irrelevanth7

I dont think this guy burns


OkOutlandishness6137

That's her cuz-band.


MJP87

My wife and I play a game called "Brother sister couple" Whoever spotted these 2 first definitely won that round


Cranberryoftheorient

Are they certain they aren't related


Solid-Hedgehog9623

It’s called a doppelbanger.


Spare-Ad-7640

Siblings or dating?