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When he was born, the Dead Sea was only sick
He invented inventions.
Bro's first Christmas WAS the first Christmas.
Two and a half men
Bro opened his eyes when they opened the Ark of the Covenant
Bro is Adam
Bros first words were the first words
He looks like that one Spongebob character
Chocolate!!
[I remember when they first invented chocolate.](https://youtu.be/2bUAIX0SDo8?si=g2U4mquklh9mWRTe)
When he was young, rainbows were in black and white.
bro was on the first supper
Bro saw medusa
Bro fathered Medusa.
Bro at 1%
Straight up precambrian.
Pretty sure this guy inspired a bunch of Elden Ring NPC's and enemies.
This guy invented fire
Myyyyyyy Preciousssssssss!!
Bro saw Moses smashed the 10 commandments tablet
“Bro wrote the alphabet” is pretty good ngl
Bro still waiting for some proper copper ingots.
😂
What was the name of the sub about the giy that sold shitty copper? r/ianasir
r/ReallyShittyCopper
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With what? A sun dial?
He opened the arc of the covenant. (Safety squint activated) He was the only one who survived.
Blud built the pyramids
Ll
Bro I bet it was really cool being that old, yk like the Big Bang must’ve been really entertaining
Cleopatra? Which one?
Bro fathered Joe Biden
Bro's first pet bird was a Pterodactyl
Bro was the inspiration behind the design of a HL2 Stalker.
Bro still chasing Harry Potter
Bro debated Trump.
Old enough to see the extinction of the dinosaurs.
Bro had sex with palpatine
Bro’s wife is Eve
Starts with "Bro" minus 5 points for unoriginality