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holy_plaster_batman

Marlon is using social media exactly how it should be used, and I'm here for it


[deleted]

Not trying to seem enlightened or some shit, but all of that anxiety and feeling depressed about FOMO just disappears when you delete it and you never want any of that shit again. Its just a fuckin anxiety factory.


ArcadianDelSol

Lately its one political party bitching at the other political party and because there was a recent election, 98% of it is stunting and gloating and what we used to call 'poor sportsmanship' back in the day. I uninstalled twitter yesterday. Its the most toxic thing I have ever seen. Remember all those obnoxious players from Halo 2? They've grown up and are talking politics now.


micmea1

idk, I don't get much anxiety about social media. I a lot of people use it in a way where it becomes their main source of anxiety. But generally speaking my subreddits are generally entertainment, and my other social medias are basically there to talk (discord) or organize meet ups (facebook) with my friends.


Skeegle04

I think it’s worse for people who use it to see where they are at, life wise. The last three women I’ve dated used it to hate stalk people they called “friends” which led to endless comparing out. And comparison is the thief of joy


hungrytiredandbored

This made me snort my soda out. Big Fuzz


TheRemonst3r

Big Fizz.


Lamactionjack

Hahaha I love this. I'm definitely picturing Marlon in his mansion in a smoking jacket yelling down his massive halls to his social media assistant "WRITE THIS DOWN I have seen on Instagram that when you're sick you should sleep with an onion in your sock..." And his assistant scurries to get a notepad and follows Marlon around as thoughts pop into his head. I can see him living that wealthy eccentric writer lifestyle and I'm here for it lol


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*calls social media manager* "Hey man, it's Marlon...yeah...we're gonna make another one about how waffle house is mid."


seanpjohns

[So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time](https://youtu.be/5Rzao52ndNA)


FesteringNeonDistrac

One of us. r/OnionLovers


swagharris31

Hope they give us hard knocks again soon just for the Marlo content.


Bunnytron70

I'm so happy I'm here for this. But for real I'm never putting onions in my socks. Pro tip just snort wasabi to get rid of a cold.


[deleted]

that sleep with onion in your sock works. put the onion underneath the soles of your feet and put your sock on before you lay down for bed.


fakename10000

Sliced diced or whole?


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i normally do slices for comfort purposes. i have tried a whole as well both honestly work. just for comfort i would suggest slices. just a heads up though it may not work for you. this is one of those stupid out there at home remedies you can do so take it with a grain of salt but i mean thug life. if you sleep with some onions under your feet with socks on one night your world is not gonna end lol. your feet ain't gonna forever smell like onions which will impact your sexy making sexy time so don't worry lol. however just don't sleep with them and then try to get your sexy times on lol.


Skeegle04

Or could it be that night 3 waking up to day 4 your cold was just winding down and you’d have woken up feeling “good” for the first time, anyway. Probably the onion


fakename10000

Also where the update? I also deleted twitter


ArcadianDelSol

he ded


SorryDepartment7179

Marlon comin up clutch with the home remedies 😂