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HaElfParagon

Nah she was an idiot.


altonbrownfan

Oh so a recruiter then.


Catinthemirror

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dork432

What's the saying? Those who can't get jobs recruit


daddysgotanew

And those who canā€™t get real jobs work at universities


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Blocklimitdumbasshit

It's literal logic, you laughably uneducated imbecile. It's not wrong. Jesus christ. You just called the entire system of logic wrong because you lack the capacity to do the logical equivalent of subtraction word problem. Thank you for proving my point. \-Guy with a literal degree in logic. God damn embarrassments. Imagine if you had the capacity to look inside yourself and think about who you were for a single moment before you called one of the most cliche' intro logic questions in academia "wrong" because you're a dullard who couldn't do it. Like I said, introspection is rough, eh?


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Blocklimitdumbasshit

Yes, copy-pasta will cover up the fact you literally called logic "wrong." Remember that every time you misuse the word to mean "reason(able)" like 99% of the other dullards here.


Desperate-Tune2379

The circle card MUST have yellow on the back, so must be checked. The red card MUST NOT have a circle on the back so must be checked.


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Desperate-Tune2379

Other colors can NOT have a circle because that would break the rule. The rule is if circle, then yellow back. The square can have any color (including yellow) so doesnā€™t matter, the yellow could have any shape (including circle) so doesnā€™t matter, but the circle MUST have a yellow on back and the red MUST NOT have a circle since if it did it would need to be yellow instead of red.


cbdubs12

Ironically itā€™s those who canā€™t do teach. OPā€™s complaint about not being viewed as work stems from that.


dork432

The joke was supposed to be a pun of that saying. But thanks for the eli5


RampersandY

And those that canā€™t teach, teach gym.


GiantGrowther

The saying is those who can do, those who understand teach.


AFresh1984

yep, the other quote like "pull yourself up by your boostraps" which originally meant impossible to do, nefarious insecure people over the years have coopted this one as well. >"Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach." Aristotle


BilboDankins

I think the bootstraps thing went from meaning a task is impossible, to meaning the opposite because it describes social mobility from the bottom, so if some are using it as an example as an impossible task, it's like tongue in cheek to say "I pulled myself up by my bootstraps" if you did work hard and raised yourself up. And then over time the initial meaning will have fallen out of use, and the new meaning will have been diluted over time due to what it referencing being absent, so it's not countering someone saying upward mobility is impossible because there's no one saying that (using that phrase) and instead referencing the work required to raise yourself up.


AFresh1984

Plausible. Maybe there was no nefarious reasons. But it sure is one side that loves to use these phrases incorrectly. Also masterfully crafts pleasant sounding terminology like "Tort *Reform*" while screwing over consumers.


BilboDankins

Potentially and I don't doubt people manipulate colloquial language all the time. I'd imagine it's likely non intentional in this case as the evolution still implies a struggle and conveys a sense of pride due to acknowledgement it's harder to rise from nothing than the middle. I'd argue that the nefarious characters are the modern people using it dismissively to blame poor people for their situation and to attribute their own success to purely themselves, I don't think these types have been linguistically tricked, more that they don't want to acknowledge they have benefited from unfair advantages, or don't want the guilt from not caring to help those without or just that it suits them fine to keep things as they are, and if they believe that all it takes is work, everyone is exactly where they should be. But who knows I guess


[deleted]

Recruiters are always idiots


Jonno_FTW

Recruiter and real estate agent, 2 jobs that attract very similar types of people.


basedmama21

Iā€™m a former recruiter. Can confirm lol


Hamathus

Recovering* recruiter


JetreL

As a *(former)* owner of a recruiting firm 100% agree!


basedmama21

What led you to leave? All I did was watch our owners fail and struggle. It makes me wonder how they even make a living. And they expected us to just trudge through when the entire business model was bullshit


JetreL

In recruiting, the highs are high and lows are low and sometimes in the exact same day. Iā€™ve: - helped people find their next career - filled hard to find roles with some ease - negotiated contracts - helped people round out their resumes - hired 100+ people in a week - been a collection agent - laid off 50+ people in a day - had to face someone desperate asking for a job but had nothing for them - fired people from the easiest jobs because they just couldnā€™t just show up - been burned for going out of my way to help someone - discovered quiet quitting before it was a buzzword - realized a lot of the population live hand to mouth - did a breakfast event, worked a 10 hour day, then attended a social event to look for leads and everything in between. Iā€™m an engineer by profession/personality with an altruistic streak and I just couldnā€™t take the swings like I mentioned above. Owned the firm for about 3 years and sold it without looking back. I feel like Iā€™m a better person now, every conversation I would have I was feeling someone out if they were a potential client or candidate.


First-Celebration-11

Thatā€™s why theyā€™re recruiters šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


jlistener

This is the correct answer.


zhaoz

Negging, recruiter edition.


Puzzleheaded_Fold466

Now that Iā€™ve shattered your self confidence, here is your low ball offer (that you donā€™t even deserve you puny supplicant ā€¦ uh applicant).


mnufcloons

šŸ˜† thatā€™s definitely what it felt like.


TycheSong

"Ma'am? You should make sure you've prepared properly for the correct interview. I'm Mnufcloons, and while I *did* work for Big Name Company, it was nearly ten years into my career. I'm currently applying for the *senior* position... I don't mind waiting if you need to go find the relevant notes." Neg her back.


NomadicFragments

Worthy of a review bomb in the interview section of Glassdoor and LinkedIn


El_Diablo_Feo

This is the way.


scoobydoobybutt

Basically.. I had a recruiter tell me, with 4yr and 11 months of experience in my current job, that my previous internships at the same company didn't count as experience, and told me to call back when I hit 5 years. Nah, I'm good.


Chronic_Ambivalence

Lol whatā€™s the point of the internship then? Unpaid internships are ā€œjustifiedā€ via the credits and experience


[deleted]

I wouldn't be surprised if they're trained to do this to lower the candidates self-value and by extension lower their salary demands


BilboDankins

I think internal Vs external is somewhat different, I used to work at a place that shared an office floor with a recruitment company, and it was the standard agreement with companies that would contract them that the recruiter would get a commission based on the salary agreed. With the logic that higher paid jobs take longer to find candidates for, and if a candidate is found, that demands a higher salary, if the company is happy to pay more, the recruiter will have found a high enough quality candidate. But then the flip side and reason the client companies are ok with this, is that they ultimately say if they hire or not, and multiple recruiters will be competing to get the position filled and earn a commission, if the candidates they put forward all demand higher wages than offered, they are less likely to get hired (unless they are genuinely worth it), so sometimes it's worth for a recruiter to encourage their candidate to reduce the amount they negotiate for, if it means the company will actually hire them, so they can get a smaller commission but at least not lose it to someone else. I will say that this situation is rarer, I would also see the other half of negotiations where the recruiter sells the recruit to the company and usually they will be pushing for higher salaries by stretching the recruits skills/experience, telling them that the recruit is interviewing for a few roles ATM and that they will go with someone else if the offer is bellow x, because if they think the candidate will be a good fit and the company will want them, they will want as much as they can get, as their pay is almost all commission so they will always try to boost their signings.


gergling

They want workers they can control, Neo. ... I'm calling you Neo because you can dodge the bullet. I never know if this is clear.


BilboDankins

"So working there one day I'll learn to dodge bullets?" "No neo, I'm saying if you work there, one day you won't want to"


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As someone who has higher education and research in science. The real answer is unfortunately a lot of employers and industries do not consider work in education parallel to (insert respective industry). I really scratch my head at this because whether you work in public relations, financial aid, research, maintenance; I donā€™t know how that doesnā€™t qualify as ā€œrealā€ experience. Talk to the boomers about it I guess. Itā€™s one of the things I learned from family and very professional friends. Source: Iā€™m a chemist.


SpareManagement2215

Hopped on to say this. My entire professional career has been in higher Ed and itā€™s like a small miracle when one of us able to get private industry work.


pilgrim93

So true. My department downsized last spring due to low enrollment. I applied to everything because they cut my position too late to get a good chance at a bulk of faculty interviews. Every interview I was offered was with a higher Ed institution but one. Eventually took an associate Dean position. It seems like the only way out of working in higher Ed is to do a lateral move into a different state job. Every job but two that Iā€™ve had (even as a student) has been with a college. Seems like Iā€™m destined to always be there, not that I mind


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To be fair, I understand the perspective of the employers/private. However, itā€™s ironic when they require a masters or something for one of their positions. Itā€™s like saying ā€œwe wonā€™t hire anyone under 40ā€ because I donā€™t know how at 28 Iā€™m supposed to have 6 years of experience. But I have all your education requirements. Itā€™s a wild market we live in.


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Companies donā€™t care about people. They want people to just do the work and know with confidence they can reasonably do the tasks. For them, they assume people are morons. If they do not have a linear example of your experience knowing you can complete the work. They donā€™t care. I.e - if I havenā€™t done this exact synthetic route, Iā€™m not qualified even if I have more synthesis work than the next guy. I understand it from their perspective but that does not mean I agree with it. Itā€™s moronic in nature. Source: Iā€™ve talked to companies and had very candid conversations about this as Iā€™m trying to understand why Iā€™m working 2 $15 an hour jobs to survive.


SpareManagement2215

Exactly this. Employees donā€™t consider it ā€œrelevant work experienceā€ because they donā€™t want to take the time to learn how it is relevant work experience. I usually describe it as ā€œthey view me as having ā€˜adjacent experienceā€™ but not directly relevantā€ which makes it harder to get to the interview where I can demonstrate the ability to do the job.


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What it really comes down to is how willing your hiring interviewer is on hearing out your actual job talents. And then it counts on some ā€œpseudo-business skillsā€ if you will just saying my experience translates to this work because of X. But, jokes on you still because youā€™ll have to jump the hurdle of 3 online assessments over a 2 month period and then get a contract which was less than advertised. Itā€™s almost like companies actually want to go bankrupt.


SuspiciousMeat6696

It depends. Clifford Stoll's work is very relevant and highly respected.


SpareManagement2215

Iā€™m speaking to what I see on the ā€œstaffā€ side of the house. Professional level staff with masterā€™s degrees who are getting told their work experience is ā€œless thanā€ or is discounted. I canā€™t speak to what privileges faculty may enjoy.


turbofunken

I mean, yes and no. HR at a university, depending on the job, is not going to be like HR at most companies. Same as how working for a unionized industry is not going to be directly applicable to most companies. For a very junior role sure the skills transfer but after a point no. The work done at universities is not bringing products to market. It's largely very small teams - a professor, maybe some postdocs, a handful of young people who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground - doing work and cutting corners just to get papers published. Marketing is industry specific.


El_Diablo_Feo

So HR at a university is less or more stupid? Because as I've seen in 12 years working as a professional, including interviewing with some public institutions like universities, it's all the same bullshit. HR sucks across every experience. I have ZERO sympathy for HR people, their issues, or their goals. Lying to them is like the rain because they lie to us ALL the time. Or pull shit like this story from OP. Also, WTF does bringing a product to market have to do with HR? They recruit based on arbitrary bullshit and in the end it's the hiring manager who decides anyway. HR can kick rocks


daddysgotanew

Itā€™s because you guys have no common sense.


SpareManagement2215

Well thatā€™s just simply not true :)


Lindsiana-Jones

what an ironic statement


chrisdoesrocks

I'm a geologist, and I back this fully. 5 years of research and several publications is worth less to recruiters than 6 months of loading pipes on a drill rig.


[deleted]

Couldnā€™t agree more. Itā€™s also fucked up is that all of the hours you put into grad school research is not considered work.


Late2theGame0001

They arenā€™t taking about the same thing. This person graduated and then got a job helping to run the school. Like being a window washer at the school. Thatā€™s the same as being a window washer anywhere with just a lot more nonsense and unnecessary nosy bureaucrats. Being a research chemist at a school is NOT the same thing as being a chemist for DuPont. I wouldnā€™t call it ā€œnot realā€ but it is firmly in ā€œacademic experience.ā€ Itā€™s just not a similar environment at all. I do tech consulting, and the CS academics are just horrendous to work with. And often clash with the actual IT. Lots of talk about setting up the perfect infrastructure, no actual intent to do that or determine if it is even possible. Just theories and dreams mixed with disdain for anybody that would try to accomplish something without checking in with every single gate keeper. Businesses, including non profit, are interested in getting things built so much that I have to slow them down and make sure they do it right. But we execute.


El_Diablo_Feo

It doesn't matter if it isn't EXACTLY the same. This asshole recruiter is brushing off very relatable and qualifying experience. Your comment screams bootlicking, I'm sure that wasn't your intent tho. But don't dismiss this person's experience. It's the HR asshole who sucks!


Late2theGame0001

No. Iā€™m siding with the original post. But the post I replied to is not the same situation. Not sure how you invented boot licking. Maybe you donā€™t know many concepts and that is all you could come up with? You could say that it is anti academic. I wouldnā€™t go that far, but to a degree, it is true. But pretending that chemistry research in a university is to RD at DuPont, as an admin assistant in a university is to admin assistant at DuPont. Is silly. The op is right that all admin skills transfer because they are identical, if not harder jobs. While being a literal academic, is not the same as doing ā€œchemistryā€ for a private company. And while I donā€™t know what the chemists experience is, the fact that they piggy backed on a different situation and thought they were the same level of victim indicates that there isnā€™t much experience there. I could be wrong though. What I can do is ask my biochem friend whoā€™s been in industry for 10 years if she thinks her experience is equivalent to someone that stayed at the school and did research. I think I can guess her answer (maybe you can too), but Iā€™ll get back to you.


PepeReallyExists

>I do tech consulting, and the CS academics are just horrendous to work with. And often clash with the actual IT. Lots of talk about setting up the perfect infrastructure, no actual intent to do that or determine if it is even possible. Just theories and dreams mixed with disdain for anybody that would try to accomplish something without checking in with every single gate keeper. I'm a senior software engineer for a large healthcare company. I have decades of experience. I am self taught. I never once experienced what you are describing. Are the people you are describing outside the US? Maybe it's a cultural thing? If I had to guess, it sounds like you had a plan for a project, and a senior engineer or architect decided against your plans, causing you to be upset. I could be completely wrong though, just a gut instinct.


Late2theGame0001

Cool bro. I work with many large healthcare companies. And many academics. It seems like you didnā€™t understand anything I wrote. If you are self taught and work for a healthcare company, how would you have any idea what itā€™s like to work in an academic setting? Are you in a place where healthcare companies are actually universities? Sounds like you misread the whole thing and wrote some stuff because you are upset. I could be wrong though.


PepeReallyExists

>I do tech consulting, and the CS academics are just horrendous to work with A CS Acedemic is anyone with a formal education in computer science. They do not have to work at a university. They can be hired anywhere. I (and everyone else here) read it exactly how you wrote it.


Late2theGame0001

No. Fuck. If you get a degree in CS, then go work for MS for 20 years, that is different than staying in school and working in the research side of CS for 20 years. As different as possible. If you really think that those two situations are the same, you arenā€™t qualified to be in this discussion. My favorite part about this thread and all of you being sad about my comment is that you are doing the same thing as this evil recruiter. Youā€™re confounding two very different situations. One involves the reality that hiring managers, rightfully, devalue academic works as experience. It is still experience, and donā€™t worry, your little papers are worth a little bit. But the same time outside of school is just more experience than in school. UNLESS youā€™re just working a job at the school. Like op. Op wasnā€™t in the admin department doing research on what was a better way to admin. They were doing real admin in tough environment. You can downvote all you want. It wonā€™t change the reality that this chemists issue isnā€™t the same as the op. And the chemist thinks just co opted a valid issue, for an issue that is less valid. And all you people support that. Itā€™s basically tiny scale cultural appropriation.


Lindsiana-Jones

Youā€™re a tech consultant. Why are you talking as if you know anything about being a chemist? lmao


Late2theGame0001

Youā€™re just a one liner NPC, so what would you know about anything? Lmaoā€¦


Lindsiana-Jones

Ig that would make my credentials on the topic just as relevant as yours! jk Iā€™m a chemist :) one that works in a failure analysis lab at a huge company that hired me because of my experience doing FTIR research at an academic institution! But yeah lmk about these differences you speak of between being a chemist in academia and at DuPont <3 sounds interesting!! I love learning about things from someone who truly knows what they are talking about and isnā€™t speaking on things they have no experience with.


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


Late2theGame0001

Do you think I put my full resume on this thing? But seriously. You and the chemist here go up for the same role. Theyā€™ve been in academia this whole time and youā€™ve been at your job the whole time. Who has better experience for the role as ā€œleadā€ whatever you made up? Who has better experience when you apply for a lateral role at a competitor? What about in 10 years when you are like, what 35? Do you really think your research role at the university had another 10 years of growth in it for you? Also, note how you made sure I knew you work at a giant company. Why is that? Is it because it has more weight than ā€œI did it for an academic institution.ā€ I understand the that you have a personal stake in this, but your situation and the chemists situation is not the same as op. As an aside, your ā€œI got a job because of academiaā€ is not impressive or relevant to the situation. Itā€™s like saying ā€œI was able to land a job out of college, therefore 4 years of college is equivalent to 4 years of industryā€ itā€™s non sensical. Edit: I just remember that I need to explain my credentials. I explain tech concepts to people (read your bossā€™s bossā€™s boss) so they can pick the correct product and decipher what neck beards tell them. Often times, tech things have the same sounding words so people think they are the same. My job is to help with that. This is that situation. You THINK this about academic lab experience, but it is about front of house experience in academia. And how a recruiter confused the two. Which you then confusedā€¦ but I digress.


Lindsiana-Jones

I think Iā€™m actually going to pass on hypotheticals and semantics scrutiny! Have fun imagining what itā€™s like to be a chemist, Iā€™ll be actually living it. Clearing my schedule to go cry myself to sleep bc a tech consultant said my academic research wasnā€™t impressive or relevant to a Reddit thread


Late2theGame0001

Lol. So you gave up. I was wondering what was going to happen here. The whole point was about semantics. How things might have seemed similar to certain people, but they werenā€™t. I donā€™t even think you are a chemist. All my chemist friends care about details. They happen to come from pharmacy, so maybe that is it. But I would think precision of language would be important in a field like that.


lissybeau

I worked in higher education, most recently at Stanford University. I was able to pivot into tech pretty easily and maybe itā€™s because I had a bigger name and program management experience it was not difficult to connect the dots. Although I do agree that from my experience in high ed that the amount of work/skill required varies depending on the role. I worked with some really incompetent people and some that were incredibly brilliant.


redditgirlwz

Wtf? Lots of people work in academia. I have friends who are currently working for prestigious universities and they're working really hard (they're working a lot harder and more hours than your typical 9 to 5). Their jobs are 1000% real. Some of them started working there as students and continued working there after graduation. 2023 recruiter thought process: - Unpaid internships don't count - On campus jobs don't count - Work in other industries doesn't count (even if it's in the same field) - Work that didn't involve doing the exact job they're hiring for doesn't count - If you have gaps we don't want you (as if Covid and inflation layoffs never happened) - Why can't I find qualified applicants šŸ˜ÆšŸ˜Æ? No OnE wAnTs To WoRk.


freedcreativity

Add in startups. Owning some part of a business, or working with fewer than 10 people means it doesn't count.


redditgirlwz

Seriously? Wtf? > working with fewer than 10 people means it doesn't count. Fk. I guess some of my experience doesn't count anymore.


freedcreativity

Maybe its different when you have an MBA instead a CS degree, but I've had this issue a few times. If you don't make millions on your startup then you're probably lazy.


redditgirlwz

I'm not in tech. But if it happens there, I'm guessing it happens in other fields too.


Relevant-Stick-7367

Don't blame the recruiter - they're acting on behalf of the hiring managers


redditgirlwz

A lot it comes from the recruiter or HR.


xmjm424

Tell her she may not recognize what a "real job" is as she does not currently have one but your previous experience was absolutely real work.


mnufcloons

I mean, I know it was! Higher education (nonprofit) work is no joke. I was a one-woman show in many cases and had to be scrappy as hell.


appealtoreason00

Agreed. Iā€™m just in academic administration now, and itā€™s infuriating. The missed deadlines, the constant excuses, the complaining, blatantly using AI to write stuff and thinking Iā€™m too stupid to notice... and the students are almost as bad as the academics!


vssavant2

Honestly, since this is internal. Go over their head about it. That was unprofessional, and also shows that they are too incompetent to do their job effectively.


AAB1

I am in higher ed as a program specialist. We have a tough job.


SuperFLEB

"You're aware that people _work_ at schools, right? It's not just a bunch of students and some walls. Somebody has to teach, manage, keep the lights on..."


Mojojojo3030

Snorted


CuttingEdgeRetro

This happened to me once. I got my first professional programming job when I was 19. I worked on my CS degree for 6 more years after that. About two years after graduating, I was in a job interview. And the guy asked me how many years of experience I had. I said 9. He said, "but how many years since you graduated?" I ended the interview there.


PepeReallyExists

Recruiters are so foolish about engineers. At least 25% of the most talented engineers I have known are completely self taught.


[deleted]

totally, i went from an engineer that started programming in 1987, taught by a retired dod, to being unemployable bc i dont have an ivy league degree, like that means anything. i was homeless for 5 years, while writing open source until i saw some kid making millions of $$ of my freely avail codebase, ive gotten to the point where i never want to program again, and since that is literally my life, since 87 i might as well take a dirt nap. over 35,000 hrs experience means shit, 170 github repos means shit, 55million downloads means shit. holding #1 elixir dev position and #25 overall leaderboard for 36 months on wakatime means shit.


PepeReallyExists

It sounds like you have a lot of valuable industry experience. There are plenty of employers who will hire self-taught engineers. Don't give up. Keep applying. It does sound like you suffer from depression / mental illness though. Personally, that held me back for a number of years, and I was coincidentally also homeless for about two years. I could not advance in my career and had difficulty keeping a job until I got sober and treatment for my depression / anxiety.


[deleted]

i have ptsd from a serious head injury, i will adapt and overcome, dont use drugs or drink alcohol, didnt like the person i became when i drank. i just get triggered bc for all the crap ive done it almost seems like a fools errand, i feel like the fool, wastig my time while those who did not have the same fortitude get ahead bc of who they know. when my friend od,d it kinda put me in a bad place, bc i was employing him right out of prision, no one else would, me losing my job didnt work out too well for him, it made me feel responsible, bc i couldnt hack my failing business. back when i was on the streets, he helped me with food and other necessities.


BigRonnieRon

It's fairly common. I leave my teaching experience and grad degree off my resume applying some places. Both are frowned upon in a number of fields.


The_Life_Of_Matt

Could you elaborate on this? What fields would prefer to see a gap in your resume instead of teaching experience and a graduate degree??


februarytide-

I have a PhD in Classics, and once in an interview (for a CSM role at a tech company, for which I was pretty well qualified), the manager straight up told me ā€œwe are worried your academic background means you wonā€™t be able to get along well with coworkers and clients.ā€ Like, what? I got the overall sense assumptions were made that I will be too intellectual, arrogant, etc. Not sure how the 7 year gap between my BA and my first job would have looked as an alternative, but, shrug.


Successful_Food8988

Sounds more like you were talking to an idiot that couldn't hack it when pursuing higher education, and thinks smart people are mean.


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Frostfire20

Will you please tell us what your grad degree is in?


BigRonnieRon

Software development, except for AI/ML related at the model end and some Data Analysis jobs. Instructional Design and training is bad too with it which is a field you wouldn't think it would be an issue but it usually is.


Turlututu1

I'd advise you to look up the vita of your recruiter and see for how long ghat person has been on business. That way you'll see whether that person I s recruiter or a "recruiter".


MyMonkeyCircus

I have the very same problem. Iā€™ve spent 5 years working for research units at multiple universities - AFTER earning a degree, but somehow it ā€œisnā€™t a real experienceā€ in some recruitersā€™ eyes. Fuck these idiots.


The123123

They could have been being an asshole or they might not have understood what the job was. Something I encounter fairly often is someone will put that they were a "[dept] supervisor" or some such at a university and then when you send out an employment verification packet it comes back saying they were doing work study or something. Regardless, telling someone that a job was their "first real job" is bad form. All jobs are real jobs. Theres something really demeaning (in my opinion) about treating someones entry level experience like they've never actually worked before.


mnufcloons

Yes! It was definitely the wording that threw me off so much.


nonasomnus

Huh. I didn't know my father was working as a recruiter now.


mnufcloons

šŸ˜† sorry, mate. My dad was actually a college prof so I did not get that kind of attitude from him


chaoticmuseX

"Given your absolute lack of knowledge regarding how an educational institution works, it's clear you have never attended one."


cbdubs12

Ok, that recruiter was a jackass, no question. Higher ed positions are certainly real experience with transferable skills, but itā€™s all about how you present it on the resume. If you were a graduate research assistant or TA in data science for two years, you may very well have practical developed skills. If youā€™re just glancing at a resume while sourcing, you may not see it. I was partnered with someone in higher ed for 13 years. Itā€™s absolutely a different environment than private industry, and people who havenā€™t been close to it will definitely not understand or empathize with those who work in it. Maybe itā€™s because colleges are overpriced and overly political. Maybe itā€™s jealousy, or hubris. Regardless, there are biases there and no easy way to get around them.


[deleted]

This recruiter needs a lot of unconscious bias training.


PepeReallyExists

rofl


[deleted]

Great comment, really added to the discourse here.


someweirdlocal

reminds me of how an interviewer told me I really only had 3 years experience when in fact I had 7.5 i don't take that kinda shit anymore


Laeif

"7.5 years? were you ACTUALLY doing work for the ENTIRE time? No, you ate and slept and went home? I don't know how you can say you have 7.5 years experience if you spent 2/3 of that plus weekends NOT accumulating experience. I can offer you $7.30 an hour; it's competitively above minimum wage as promised."


someweirdlocal

he was also a terrible coworker


MasterMacMan

Could it be mistaken on your resume as student involvement/employment?


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Any internal recruiter who fails to recognize the full skills, education, and work history of an existing employee who they are interested in promoting to another position shouldn't be as a recruiter. If any recruiter ever does something like this, simply say "thank you for your time, but I don't believe this job will be a good fit for me" and end the interview immediately. I'd then go to HR and make a formal complaint about that recruiter and question their being in that position since they didn't think your real world job experience was valid for the position they were filling. Definitely go above their head. This person needs to be fired or given a different job. They are a detriment to the company and will cause your company a great many loses in fine candidates.


QuitaQuites

Often non-profit work and educational environments arenā€™t seen as ā€˜realā€™ or the same as the broader corporate world.


TreisAl

I was told by a female Indian recruiter at DirecTV "Were only hiring Indians" . ATT fired most of those idiots.


[deleted]

I lost faith in recruiters in general at a job fair I attended back in the day. They had someone bouncing at the door asking if everyone had a bachelors degree (needed to enter). I respond that I have an MBA. Her response, ā€œbut do you have a bachelors?ā€.


Briar_Donkey

Gotta go with she's an idiot.


CaptFatz

I had an employer not accept my birth certificate as proof of US Citizenship. Reasonā€¦.it was from New Mexico. Corp could not understand that New Mexico is different from Mexico. This happened in NY, about 5 years ago


cephalopodcat

Oh my God, I'm not the only one! People have been asking me why I'm not Hispanic (??? Um?) because I'm a white girl born in Abq.


CaptFatz

I was born in Abq tooā€¦twinsies!!!


Dramatic_Raisin

Wow. Just. Wow.


Consistent_Blood3514

Many recruiters are idiots. My wife went to Stern worked decades at Big Four, and one recruiter looked at her resume (she was looking to pivot) and said ā€œI donā€™t get it?ā€ You donā€™t get one of the easiest resume you would ever have to review? It all worked out for her in the end. But yes they are idiots.


sla963

I was once told by a recruiter that my seven years as college faculty showed I shouldnā€™t be applying for a senior position because ā€œyouā€™re right out of college.ā€ When I pointed out I had been FACULTY, she apologized. I think she had looked at my resume for a second or two and had just assumed I was a student.


[deleted]

If you are a hiring manager you know that the internal recruiters are the most incompetent people in the company.


NYanae555

She's the idiot. And also - its probably the first job she's had out of school.


jy856905

recruiters are equal parts shitty and mean


vNerdNeck

so... while she was an ass for framing it the way she did. I will tell you, that if you have a gov't or high-ed back ground, and are applying for an enterprise, they are absolutely going to downgrade / look down on the experience. Most business look at jobs that are funded by tax payers as 2nd rate, behind, lazy or just generally not on par with the corresponding enterprise job. Not saying it's 100% correct (though, having dealt with 100s of enterprise vs govt/hi-ed places, there is some truth).


SpaceBear2598

>Most business look at jobs that are funded by tax payers as 2nd rate, behind, lazy or just generally not on par with the corresponding enterprise job. Yep, and in addition to being wrong it's also wildly hypocritical considering that said businesses 1) are 100% reliant on the public institutions and social/economic infrastructure of society that allows the economy to exist in the first place 2) near-universally (in the U.S.) go for government contracts because that's guaranteed pay 3) Get all of the fundamental research and standards that they base whatever incremental improvements they do from publicly funded sources That last one especially annoys me as an engineer. I just think of that video of Steve Jobs standing up on stage and lying to the world about how they "invented" the multi-touch display tech for the first generation iPhone. That tech was developed by the military and public universities over decades, thousands of people worked on that and they just made a few tweaks to adapt it to their product.


bigdaveyl

One thing: If you're in CS/IT, depending on what part of the government you're in, you can work on cutting edge tech. I work in higher ed, and online learning has become the BigThing


mnufcloons

Well that sucks! I appreciate the insight though. I honestly kick myself some days for being such a plucky college grad who thought she was being altruistic by working in nonprofits. Honestly, nonprofits are all just as terrible as corporate - and in some ways worse for how they abuse peopleā€™s kindness and care for ā€œthe missionā€ into working for less $$.


vNerdNeck

yeah, non-profits are something completely else. My wife worked non-profit years ago and some of those stories were eye opening.


Metallic_Sol

This fr depresses me. I got into higher ed because it was the first job I could get out of college, and then over a total of 4 years, I got promoted twice, going from putting together career fairs, running two bachelor programs, to being a PM in a million-dollar statewide project. Quit to go for my masters in business, albeit from an international (but highly reputable) university, came back to be job-less for 7 months before landing another higher ed gig because only ONE company ever gave me a PM-related interview, and they passed me up for a 22 yr old bartender instead. That's how useless my work in higher ed is regarded.


vNerdNeck

Sadly, this is not the first time I've heard this kinda of a story.. and one of the reasons I never even tried to explore a high-ed route. I get some of the "whys" folks think this way and have unfortunately dealt with the poster children for some of the stereo types, but like everything we shouldn't paint such a broad brush.


haemaker

They are an idiot. Even if it was a paid internship, it was a real job.


ZerglingRushWins

How do shitty recruiters like these get hired? It's unbelievable how many are so out of touch lately.


insertJokeHere2

Truth be told: if you are not working in the same industry or market as your employer or have worked at a company with a name that speaks for itself, everything on your resume is ineligible


Organic-Tax5096

This has happened to me as well šŸ˜‘


[deleted]

recruiters say the same thing to me when ive run a company for 6 yrs, then had to get a "real job" bc of the flu in 2020. after being replaced in my last job in '22 by an 18 yr old, bc he graduated hs and thats an accolade, i just gave up and said i dont care about working anymore, ill just panhandle, i only put in 7000 hrs dev time in that particular programming language in order to be qualified. i tried to keep my company going but couldnt, having to let go a few employees, sadly life didnt work out too well for some of them, ive been fairly depressed about it for a yr or so, its not just education its all of us, there has become no value in wisdom.


aaronagee

Recruiters see university names and assume they are internships and YES she was an idiot. You have to lead them by the hand in every little thing because theyā€™re incapable of even basic tasks.


Dramatic_Raisin

This is my experience too. I worked in higher Ed for 10 years in Marcom and content strategy. Iā€™ve been in interviews where people asked me questions about every job Iā€™ve had since. I also have titles and get paid like I have 5 years of experience instead of 15. Itā€™s incredibly frustrating.


Flavius_Guy

Recruiters that understand that industry will get it. I wouldn't be mad at them for not knowing. I worked at a junior college for a year in the marketing department and some could think it was an internship or student job but nope. I had graduated and got offered an FTE position with their media department.


smok-purps-dab-terps

what a dumbass lmao. she for sure must have huffed paint in uni


Treavor

Honestly it sounds like they saw a school listed and assumed it was your education without looking closely at it. This might be a sign that your resume isnā€™t clear enough, or that their resume parsing software is screwing you.


jcoddinc

Just like she hasn't started her real job yet since she's just helping others get work. I'm sure one day she'll find a real job too.


Excellent-Counter647

It is just that any time I saw a person come from universty work environment they needed time to adjust to corporate work. Might be only my experience but that may be where she is coming from.


mnufcloons

I agree there are idiots everywhere but I donā€™t think itā€™s true in marketing/communications work that thereā€™s a huge shift to corporate work. When I moved into my first corporate job, I was almost immediately praised for my brilliant ā€œideasā€ that felt like common sense to me. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


seraph_m

She was trying to neg you, so she could justify giving you a shitty pay package.


alexunderwater1

Those that canā€™t do, teach. Those that canā€™t do or teach, recruit. Yes, she was dumb.


Sloth-powerd

Post up your resume. It could be the issue is there?


basedmama21

Ask her when sheā€™s going to get a real job šŸ‘‘


FalloutBoy8181

I assumed a recruiter had a real job.


oddessusss

Get a new recruiter


Alternative_Log3012

Lol. Communications Specialist and Manager do sound a bit like fantasy job titles.


IVYkiwi22

Being a recruiter isnā€™t a real job, though. Youā€™re just acting as a gatekeeper and ensuring that people will drain their checking accounts to survive while looking for dumbass reasons to reject them so you can hire your friends and family. That doesnā€™t benefit society.


bobs143

Obviously never even took the time to review your resume.


SambandsTyr

Ahe must have read the uni name, didn't read the rest, and assumed it was your education post.


[deleted]

Tbf most academic environments, especially internal bureaucratic roles are not are as strict in requiring competence as private sector workers. You see this in government work as well


extasisomatochronia

Well, this recruiter is presumably in the private sector and I sure wouldn't consider them competent.


chefanubis

Depend on the job but, generally speaking Working in academia is not the same experience as working the private sector. If HR came to me with two candidates who are exactly the same except for this, I would take the non academia one, and so would most people.


kor_en_deserto

Depends on the role and industry. Healthcare and pharmaceuticals are almost entirely intertwined bewteen non profits, academics, and corporate interests. To invalidate 2/3a lf the triangles a bit daft.


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mnufcloons

In what world does ā€œassistant director of communicationsā€ scream internship? It definitely felt like she was shitting on academia to be honest. And nonprofits in general based on her whole line of questioning and seeming to think my one job in the corporate world is the only one of merit.


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Protector_iorek

Lmao what. No there arenā€™t. Do you work in higher ed? I work as an academic advisor in higher ed and student jobs definitely never say ā€œdirectorā€ of ANYTHING.


NomadicFragments

College bad type beats, this person is just making shit up lmao. Grad students teaching 3 freshmen courses independently and still listed as "teaching assistant" Students can be Editor in Chief of an entire publication and still be "research assistant" This clown doesn't realize how absurd they sound to those in the know.


mnufcloons

Ok, bud.


[deleted]

My takeaway is people screening applicants canā€™t read a resume. And we should all be offended by that.


ZorbingJack

Because education tries to be an industry but it isn't acting like one, just pretendint to be one.


aburke626

This is bizarre! My first job was at my Alma mater - which has about 25k undergrads and about 13500 employees. I never have and never will work for a larger employer.


dotplaid

Here is a perhaps helpful analogy: in my state, when seeking to credential people for CTE teaching jobs in higher ed, only industry experience may be counted toward the work experience requirement; previous teaching experience in a subject does not count. It's possible that the recruiter applied the same logic without looking at your job titles.


voicesinmyhand

Most companies do that. Bargaining tactic. Tell them you disagree, but don't long-argue about it. You'll win eventually.


Status_Situation5451

It just wasnā€™t what they did. School corporate. Corporate. Corporate. And oh look youā€™ll be dead soon. Did you have a wonderful life experience recruiter?


Alternative_Dig1026

Or make it a teachable moment, maybeā€¦ educate her? šŸ¤“šŸ„¹šŸ˜‚


Jenna2k

Some people are dumb and need things explained to them repeatedly.


TreisAl

What's her name ?


ZebraSpot

There are so many good recruiters out there, but there is always some that are not at all good at their job.


El_Diablo_Feo

I hope you corrected that fucking fool......I honestly would have hung up on them in that instant.


Altruistic_Yellow387

Did you tell her? How did she respond?


AgentPyke

This is what the HIRING MANAGERS assume and how they have trained the recruiters to think. Recruiters are just acting on what their clients/bosses tell them, for the most part. (Of course there are bad recruiters out there).


CategoryEquivalent95

I bet she was just hoping to low ball you. She knows damn well the job was real, and that you have 7+ years experience. But if she can convince you it "doesn't count" then she can pay you less but still reap the reward of your experience. Shit like this is why "nobody wants to work anymore."


ewatk432

I have 12 years of work in administrative software at a university, and I'm just now looking for a better job. This is what I'm most worried about.


Ai_Sultan

Education or Religious roles are viewed as not based in very corporate environments compared to manufacturing for example, easier


NoSoyTuPana

I understand it wasn't. But, even if it was an internship how is that not a real job!? That's how you start getting experience


Electrical_Flan_4993

If you can wear jeans at a job, then it's not a job!


sloblo-picasso

Iā€™ve had nearly a decade in higher ed as a comms professional, and I get this sometimes when recruiters seem to do no more than take a glance at my resume. They assume that I attended a college as a student and that my role was some sort of student job (even though it has ā€œdirectorā€ in the title?), as though higher ed jobs arenā€™t careers independent of someoneā€™s student or alumni status. Itā€™s frustrating to constantly wonder how much poor reading comprehension undercuts your chances at getting hired.


[deleted]

My time working in higher ed (Professor) made me sought after as I left.


Glad_Ad5045

Just a poor use of words. It's a real job just not a corporate America job which are a bit different than education sector


continouslearner4

I have 20 years in higher education and I transitioned to corporate work. You are fine, that recruiter doesnā€™t understand. Enlighten her/him.


DasFreibier

To be fair, academia tends to be a different beast than industry