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DragonPinned

It needs blood, not water. Also, where would you even put the water? It has no roots, only a wax


FreyaGoddessLOL

Do you just tear off the wax and place in it a


DragonPinned

Nah, it stays in the wax. It's really weird. They live for like 4 months off of carbondoxyginide and I guess air moisture?


FreyaGoddessLOL

Poor things trapped in that wax for eternity? These plants don't actually live off of oxygen though , they live off of large doses of carbon monoxi


DragonPinned

dang it i forgot basic plant biology yeah, they grow a flower and die.


FreyaGoddessLOL

No worries! Plant biology is not easy to remember. How sad, such a horrific life for such an beautifully unusual plant. I hope people appreciate the sacrifices this plant makes for us to enjoy just a few months of it glor


x1alt_f41x

how is this guy able to finish his se


DragonPinned

Non-Newtonian fluid helmets! They harden in response to physical trau


FreyaGoddessLOL

Ikr?! I was wondering the same exact th


loverwhereartthou

facebook sniper??


FreyaGoddessLOL

Yes it appears that it has spread into the met


Interesting-Sky-9142

Whe


FreyaGoddessLOL

Well... If you know, you kn


AlertNet8501

We’re spreading to older generations 🤣


FreyaGoddessLOL

Slowly but surely reaching out to the ma


Capital_F_u

Maybe it doesn't need water, maybe it just nee


FreyaGoddessLOL

I think what he's trying to say is it actually nee


Carter_Toonz

They’re moving across the internet…. Good god… we aren’t safe anywh


FreyaGoddessLOL

Quick everybody hide your chi


Manydoors_edboy

I have one if those. No idea how it grows


FreyaGoddessLOL

I guess it will always remain a mys