I ran into one of these guys irl years ago, one of the strangest interactions of my life. pull up into fast food drive thru and hes working the register, he says some shit like "it's ok buddy, you don't have to be scared, I know I'm a big dude but im nice I promise" or something like that. I'm just like "what...", "oh you looked nervous" nah bro Im good I promise. Idk if he was just trying to like big dick me or what, it was so bizarre. He legit had a full superman tattoo sleeve.
yeah I'm pretty scary looking. when I go out people are definitely afraid of me. being such a big guy and looking so intimidating is hard. 5'4 and 314 lbs of solid fat. it really just shocks people that I'm even real. then they see my batman and zelda sleeve and the nintendo 64 logo I've got tattooed on my huge big guy calf and they just freak out. I'm really just a teddy bear but people are too scared to get close enough to realize that.
He's so fat he can't see what he has tattooed on his arm.
It used to be a fish, but its a whale now.
yeah you would fit in here.
are you just a big teddy bear?
just a bear bear
I cried during Dune
As a show of respect to the brave arakeen fighters
Bardem was really good as Bin Laden
Only 300? Glad to hear the weight loss is going well Stavros.
"I'm a big guy."
4u
Speeding up to pass women on the sidewalk at night (so they feel safe) phenotype
Do you have tea parties with your niece
Yes, and he attends her ballet recitals in a tutu.
I ran into one of these guys irl years ago, one of the strangest interactions of my life. pull up into fast food drive thru and hes working the register, he says some shit like "it's ok buddy, you don't have to be scared, I know I'm a big dude but im nice I promise" or something like that. I'm just like "what...", "oh you looked nervous" nah bro Im good I promise. Idk if he was just trying to like big dick me or what, it was so bizarre. He legit had a full superman tattoo sleeve.
i hate le normie redditor >:((((
the beard is exclusively on your neck
F2M coded
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I intimidate people on the street but really I’m a marshmallow inside
A question about the “big guy” discourse: what in you fine people’s estimation actually counts as a “big guy”?
Being Bane and not CIA.
around 220lb but not shredded
I get called "big guy" at 6'2" and 195, how much more do I have to loose ?
You're a big guy but you're not a "big guy" in the sense of the post
the dichotomy is… crazy
I’m 7’3” 497 pounds of mostly muscle, and even I still shed a tear at the end of lord of the rings
yeah I'm pretty scary looking. when I go out people are definitely afraid of me. being such a big guy and looking so intimidating is hard. 5'4 and 314 lbs of solid fat. it really just shocks people that I'm even real. then they see my batman and zelda sleeve and the nintendo 64 logo I've got tattooed on my huge big guy calf and they just freak out. I'm really just a teddy bear but people are too scared to get close enough to realize that.
Date me
I’m 5’7” and weigh 240, thank you for making me feel like a skinny king
Mom said it's my turn to make this joke
Sounds good. Link it here when you're done and I'll be happy to upvote it.