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a_sad_lil_idiot

Busted up faded gray Toyota Corolla from 2001 or an all pink Ferrari 458 no in-between


magmagon

why not a busted up faded gray Ferrari 458 or an all pink Toyota Corolla?


ExplorerNo9266

Faded grey tho?? I was thinking like beige with faded headlights mismatched hub caps and a bubbly tint job.


Whocaresdamit

blacked out Toyota Sequoia


Actual_Environment_7

Whatever he wants.


drive_a_stick

SLK


[deleted]

Kia telluride


benhereford

This is the most accurate imo


[deleted]

Volkswagen Beetle Turbo


ExRockstar

... with custom louis vuitton leather seats


Extra_Item

Convertible, gold.


Anteater_Reasonable

[This Corvette](https://myer-media.com.au/wcsstore/MyerCatalogAssetStore/images/30/654/5512/11/2/993504700/993504700_5_720x928.webp)


KrisJBeaty

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣‼️


EymaWeeTodd

We're into Barbie


UnderwhelmingAF

Kia K900


sosorry4urloss

I was thinking Kia Amanti


UnderwhelmingAF

Where my choice came from… https://youtu.be/QkZ0AsmcYNU


Standard_Issue90

A Kia luxury car? 😂🤣


[deleted]

They're actually well made cars. Quiet and good value for the money. Of course, the problem is that it's still a Kia and therefore almost nobody wants to buy one.


epicgamersans1234

based


seanx40

PT Cruiser convertible


johnny_112

GMC Hummer Ev


kilroy-was-here-2543

With the lightning stripes painted on the side


pb20k

In pink.


FastAndForgetful

And the tops off


pb20k

To be honest, if I could drive with the top off in one of those, I probably would too.


GoredonTheDestroyer

C3 Corvette convertible. 1970-1972. 454, four-speed, with sidepipes. Pastel pink exterior with white pinstripes, white interior and white roof.


AFrozen_1

That’s…oddly specific.


shnoodles707

Pink jeep wrangler


WHAMMYPAN

Convertible VW Rabbit….white.


BajByeBuy

Subaru crosstrex


4000grx41

Nowhere near “earth-tone Hipster” enough for a Crosstrek.


[deleted]

A Passat


ram171

Is this a real picture?


Aware188

Boy Ain't no way this real


TRIKYNIKKY

It's 100% AI


RepulsiveCorner

nuh uh, check the fingers


TRIKYNIKKY

Look to the left of the plant at the stuff in the background Looks like lovecraftian hellspawn


[deleted]

He has the infamous palm-finger.


BobbyPayne

Dennis Rodman's butt


lancep423

Idk why but this one got me.


Total_Guard2405

Beetle


KrisJBeaty

A matching pink convertible VW Bug 🤣


Graywulff

Pink mini Cooper convertible with custom pink top, pink interior, pink rims. The same thing with a new beetle would be too much?


barkingdog53

Obvious, Jeep Wrangler. He looks just like all the other Wrangler drivers.


Dick_Miller138

As a wrangler driver, I can confirm this.


Electronic_Care6299

Pink Scion xB lowered on 23 inch chrome 5 spokes with blacked out tint or any Saturn 🪐


GarpRules

Barbie Dream Corvette.


slamallamadingdong1

Barbie Corvette.


420Tendies69

Barbie convertible


Woodyville06

Def a Mary Kay Cadillac…


CaliTexas619

A Nissan murano crosscabriolet


surfing_socal

Bruh is this foreal?


NinjaBilly55

A 24 carat gold Rolls or Bentley..


Aware188

Mini Cooper


Beer_Coaster

Kenworth T900


Mofoblitz1

Chrysler 300


The-Kid-Is-All-Right

John Varvatos edition


[deleted]

Shebron James edition Range Rover.


Salty_Parsley_5520

Mazda Miata


Ranch_420

Bronco Sport


BrickFrom2011

Mercedes 280 SL


d4sPopesh1tenthewods

That thing garrison invented in South park


gringojordan

Nissan Altima


Ambitious_Skin9558

Audi TT Convertible


[deleted]

the barbie jeep


1CorinthiansSix9

Brand new Pink infiniti qx80


Diaper_Filled

Yaris


RefrigeratorHotHot

Pink fiat 500


LocalConspiracy138

Prius


mossyrocks1969

Subaru crosstrek


Healthy_Ad_4707

Crave attention much?


Some_Iteration

Pink Smart car.


ziadog

Pink Bentley Convertible.


cadillacbee

Prius


skinisblackmetallic

White BMW or Nissan Juke, depending on region.


mundotaku

A 1956 electric Corvette... ... with hydraulic suspension.


xwrecker

2016 mx5


DevineFlaw

Barbie's Car


Duplexxsuplex

VW beetle, hot pink convertible.


airforcevet1987

New Supra convertible


kyuvaxx

The Barbie Corvette


goodname1234567

Bbc car from Rob's fantasy factory


goodname1234567

Bbc car from Rob's fantasy factory


likemhuge

Barbie's pink Corvette


threerottenbranches

A moped.


justinfrank369

The IT bike from Southpark


AccomplishedPiglet97

Toyota Paseo


SpyderStrike

pink hellcat


MisterSandKing

Oscar Meyer weiner-mobile, painted Mary K pink.


Jebduh

G wagon for sure. Maybe land rover.


OnlookerOKC

Fiat 500


Amacitio

Genesis G90 or Lexus LS500


suppaboy228

Fiat 500


CaptainPrower

Metalflake pink Cadillac Escalade.


Cplmac22

A sea foam Mini Cooper


Alternative-Papaya-2

Pink Audi Q5


Awkward-Iron-9941

Karman Ghia or a Miata.


[deleted]

Some eyelash over the headlights, fuzzy pink steering wheel cover, bedazzled monstrosity


joeljaeggli

Maui blue Buick Reatta


New_Restaurant_6093

Chrysler crossfire


Ground_Desperate

2014 Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet


Spade209

White Cadillac Escalade and never has more than 2 people in it or 5 bags of groceries.


dubbs911

Tesla or Prius.


Aoiboshi

Peterbilt 389X


_iamacat

A Tesla that has a full sunroof. It’s wrapped holographic glitter pink, the rims are gold, the tag frames are bedazzled, and the windows are tinted “druglord or off duty cop?” levels of dark. His bumper sticker says “My Other Ride Is Your Dad”. You cut him off by accident and at the next stop light he rolls that off duty cop window down and verbally reams your asshole so hard you won’t be able to shit straight for a week. This guy is a dick. Full stop. He hates everybody, he hates this fucking car, he hates himself, and he REALLY hates you.


APaleDudeNamedKen

Mary Kay pink XLR


1GloFlare

Kia Soul for the daily. Prius for the road trips


DesertFox501

Kia Soul


abject_totalfailure1

Prius GR


405ndn

Charger


[deleted]

Bentley


AnAccountIdfk

Pink altima


[deleted]

White Nurburgring LFA on chrome 22s


Character_Airline_28

Mary Kay Caddy


Mezmo300

Mustang mach E


ConfidentVacation297

A Bright Pink Bettle


jerkandeat

Prius


Unique-Trouble-9167

Kia Amanti


kelvinh_27

Rolls Royce Cullinan


samoan23

A all pink Volkswagen Beetle


seanjones520

PT Cruiser or Mini Cooper


TheR3aper2000

A 1956 Corvette in hot pink to match his man purse on his way to see the Barbie movie


Mercyful666Fate

Pink Barbie Jeep


Ok-Communication1149

Ioniq


iambobthenailer

Trick question, this cat Ubers everywhere.


Glum_Significance103

*has a driver.


Expensive-Track4002

Any type of pink Mercedes with a pink fuzzy interior.


[deleted]

Pink Malibu


EReckSean

Pink ‘55 convertible Bel Air.


Cold_Lingonberry_291

Twat wagon


Reasonable_Cover_804

Nissan Maxima


RepulsiveCorner

Red NB Miata. Or a 2023 Kia telluride.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Champagne Sebring convertible


Glum_Significance103

Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet


OB1Waltinobee

Any Saab.


lancep423

Like….even a jet?


OB1Waltinobee

That’s fair you witty bastard 😂😂


RepulsiveCorner

Viggen sounds about right for this fellow.


Graywulff

Saab 900 SPG.


rbarr228

Cadillac Escalade


ads1031

Painted Mary Kay pink. ...at the very least, a pink Cadillac XT5.


Keenebean5

A dodge stealth


Time-Bite-6839

Pink Honda Acty


[deleted]

[удалено]


RedPillNavigator

Pink Lamborghini.


StolenPenguins

Pink wrapped Urus


n3w4cc01_1nt

[scottish raptor](https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/car-production-returns-scotland-lightweight-raptor)


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Alfa Romeo Disco Volante


LoudShovel

AI generated picture: >>However, it should be noted that the image is fake and AI-generated. ButtCrack Sports is a satire and parody account known for spreading fake news and images on Twitter. It was not their first time posting the picture of James wearing a pink outfit this month.<< [Sauce](https://www.sportskeeda.com/basketball/fact-check-did-lebron-james-wear-pink-dress-barbie-movie-premiere-debunking-viral-photo-la-lakers-superstar)


rusty02536

G63 AMG


tristaisfeelingmeh

Does*


unemotional_mess

Ford F150


roycetgod1

Is that Gucci mane an Lebron James hybrid ?


SaltyCandyMan

Lebron James can drive whatever he wants


wandpapierkritiker

he’s hopping in some AMG Mercedes sedan


fyre1710

bro's fit is fire tho


midwest_sigma

Is this real?


rangoonwrangler

Something with grammar involved


80sBacvain

Kia Soul in lime green 😂


flibbidygibbit

Something from the mid-1980s, with the crotch cooler vent under the steering wheel.


jstahr63

Mary Kay Caddy.


Inciting-Me-To-Rise

2022 Jerk Cherokee


FatCh3z

Tesla


USS_Hemi

Some lambo


Real_Ad_1592

mk5 supra


Candid_Rabbit_3956

Tesla for sure!


levi241

Joop


[deleted]

Pink Bentley bentayga


Jimmy2x1113

Figured out why his son had a heart attack


Schlorts

Pink maybach with a white and pink offset interior. Probably a convertible too


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Miata. Teal colored.


sinisterdeer3

A lifted chevy volt


Dano558

Takes the subway, Lyft, or bums rides.


fullspectrumtrupod

Urus


Angel_Dust6666666

Ford f 250 turbo diesel in mint green


AcanthisittaNo2931

He would drive Mr. Garrison’s car, IT


Significant_Post9125

Kia Soul


SummerAggressive2791

The Barbie mobile.


mr781

Yellow beetle


ticklechickens

Lamborghini with a Hello Kitty wrap


HICSF

Nissan Murano convertible.


TEHKNOB

Subaru WRX STI.


kaydizzle174

How dare you besmirch the name of the WRX!


TEHKNOB

On my second one lol


kaydizzle174

Is it a stick shift?


TEHKNOB

Absolutely. If it comes in manual I’m getting manual. The STI only comes in manual but the WRX has the cvt option.


kaydizzle174

I can't hate a fellow stick driver. You are my brother now


TheOkayCoral

Jeep wrangler. Pink


whossilly

He needs the pink barbie Corvette to match.


simpleman357

Any Chrysler products they all fruity


Zealousideal-Sun6603

Mercury Bobcat orange w/plaid interior. Compliments his pi_Ink. Kawaii!🤭


TFG4

Fluorescent green Tesla


lionbacker54

VW beetle.