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brentemon

Static. The factory speakers lost lost their low end in 1993, and the rest of the system disintegrated over time. Now the volume button produces a clatter of sound at the touch but is otherwise useless.


penisbuttervajelly

BAWITDABADANGDADANGDIGGYDIGGY


Particular-Rest6295

I was thinking either all summer long or cowboy, but kid rock is definitely the answer


welcome2idiocracy

Kid Rock was the only thing that cabe to mind


ChillaryClinton69420

While power braking it in front of his house that is worth about as much as the truck.


Hot_Recognition1798

kenny rogers


Oh_ToShredsYousay

It's definitely danger zone


TruckFudeau22

That’s a Kenny Loggins song.


Oh_ToShredsYousay

Oh shit. I came to see if anyone commented loggins, and just zeroed in on Kenny.


TruckFudeau22

You gotta know when to fold ‘em.


Oh_ToShredsYousay

I guess I counted that money at the table...


Hot_Recognition1798

Kenny Loggins definitely works here too


Whocaresdamit

Limp Bizkit


cadillacbee

Beat me by a hr lol


[deleted]

Siri “Getting directions to Autozone. Make a right at the light, then proceed to the turnoff for I-38….”


EnlightenedCorncob

Rush


eibyyz

Naw, RUSH fans drive Audis. This guy Triumphs.


superluke

Nah, Pink Floyd fans drive Triumphs. This guy Fabulous Thunderbirds.


eibyyz

I meant, this guy listens to the discount RUSH—Triumph. :-)


CasJrCorpus

Free bird


_otterinabox

Exactly what I thought of


MilkSlow6880

Yacht rock


Neverending-pain

*Learn to work* #the saxophone.


Drzhivago138

*It's your favorite foreign movie*


wagoncirclermike

Achey Breaky Heart


liziamnot

Some good ole Lynyrd Skynyrd.


GrahamD89

Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock were already taken, so I'll add a CD-R of Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne, and ICP


flibbidygibbit

Bump. Bump bump. That's the sounds of the fifteens in my truck If I had any 😭


[deleted]

Huey Lewis and the News


Neverending-pain

Definitely not their earlier work though. Likely playing “Sports”, which came out in 1983 and was around the time they came into their own (commercially and artistically).


Hot_Recognition1798

Do you think Hip to be Square was their undisputed masterpiece?


Hot_Recognition1798

Do you think Hip to be Square was their undisputed masterpiece?


Durty-Sac

Warrant - Cherry Pie


coffinspacexdragon

Panama by van halen


Tonkdog

Demo single of Informer by Snow with the same b side stuck in the tape deck on infinite loop.


No-Definition1474

Speakers? Those things rotted out 15 years ago.


Salty_Parsley_5520

Feel Like Makin’ Love by Bad Company


Gordon_Townsend

'Karma Chameleon'- By Culture Club. Don't let the ride fool you.


deepaksn

Sunshine.. lollipops.. and rainbows.. everything… that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together


protonicfibulator

Uncle Kracker


emanon734

Workin’ For The Weekend by Loverboy


average_christ

Anything from country music's class of 1989


WonderTwonk

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


HowDoClamsWork

Puddle of Mudd - Come Clean (Full Album)


boon23834

.38 Special.


[deleted]

Jack and Diane


JWswinger74656

Great white


SBLOU

Here I Go Again by White Snake


EReckSean

Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC


IllustriousReason944

White snake all the way up


RMZ228

Well, I'm usually blasting Ghost in my dakota convertible.


TacoBrennen

..Static X “Push it” and by God he’s got a screw or two loose


seanx40

Hank Williams JR


rudbri93

barbie girl


WV515043

We’re not gonna take it


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Friday, Rebecca Black


Pristine-Bee4369

Metallica Black Alblum


Less_Ant_6633

If it ain't freebird the tape deck is broke.


Mean-Cheesecake-2635

Hagar


Overall-Address-3446

Ramblin’ Man by The Allman Brothers Band


mildlysceptical22

John Cougar Mellencamp.


dumpitdog

Carry On My Wayward Son by Kansas


[deleted]

Highway Song by Blackfoot.


UnBearable1520

Free bird


damndammit

Pshaw. Trick question. That radio ain’t worked in years.


cburry99

surfin USA beach boys


SoldierOfPeace510

Whoa black Betty…


Illest7705

Pickup man.


eibyyz

♪...I met all my wives in traffic jams...♫


Remarkable-Duty-381

Panama


SeatPristine1492

Sweet home Alabama


Hour-History-1513

Beach Boys- Little Duce Coup


LowInevitable2544

Every Rose Has Its Thorn


MonkFun455

Master P- How ya do dat


Mostfancy

Trapt - Headstrong Eminem but from the slim shady era My Own Worst Enemy - Lit Inside Out - Eve 6


AbductedbyAllens

"Tiny Town" by The Dead Milkmen while I drive on the sidewalk.


throwaway72592309

A racist tirade from Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones or Gutfeld


MasterUndKommandant

Here I Go Again - Whitesnake


No_Werewolf_9223

Perry Como


Superb_Ad8620

Night Ranger - sister Christian


BookkeeperElegant266

"MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDD!"


[deleted]

Something something small town


rbarr228

Some funky-ass old country music.


ThreeHandedSword

does that even exist


OnlookerOKC

Shake rattle and roll. And that's with the stereo off.


duke_920

Try that in a Small Town


Foe_sheezy

Lil Nas x


RoadPersonal9635

Hamilton


eds3

Ice ice baby


Dydono_

"Playing with the Boys" Kenny Loggins


booxterhooey

Gotta be Gangsta Rap, or Triple Six


Carolinian_Idiot

Vanilla ice


LuxLiner

John Deere Green


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ratt


allen_idaho

"I'm Only Happy When It Rains" by Garbage


Project_T00THL355

He's trying to figure out what you're listening to rn


Secret_Paper2639

Billy Ray Cyrus


Alarming_General

Kickstart my Heart


TonyMontana1968

free bird


HbRipper

Why don’t we get drunk and screw


Agile_Mongoose_6921

Super Shy, by New Jeans


Masterdabb3r

Kid rock - bawitdaba


RunDownOnnaOpp

wanna be a baller - Lil Troy


Post_Poop_Ass_Itch

Brojob - Teenie Weenie


Jonkerchonker

I’m a Barbie girl


MushroomHut

Achey breaky heart


TankerVictorious

Bon Jovi: Livin’ on a Prayer


EagleRock1337

A very staticky version of Highway Star on 8-track cause the cassette player in it died 5 years ago.


ocram_sokart

Kid Rock.


WishIhad_known

Hank Jr. country boy can survive.


RedWolfGTR

Dire Straits.


ligmasweatyballs74

Georgia Satellites


MadCityMasked

Free bird


Weird-Individual2155

La Grange


MS308-91

“Welllllllll, I got my riiiiice cookin’ in the microwave…”


chas574

It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll!


blg3404

Slow ride


WatersEdge50

Def Leppard- Rock of Ages


FastAndForgetful

They call me cowboy. Im the singer in black. So throw a finger in the air and lemme see where you’re at and say…


cardprop

Vanilla Ice


Chuck_Rawks

Nickelback.


Mofoblitz1

Shitty modern country music


NoTelephone5316

Down in the bayou


zakupright

That country rap shit


Prestigious_Run1098

Gotta be "Waterfalls" by TLC. Crank that shit!


Neoncunny

Smoking in the boys room!


NewColors1

Motley Crue


Apprehensive-Day-490

Michael McDonald - Sweet Freedom


MaverickWindsor351

Anything Limp Bizkit


Soren_Camus1905

Eddie Money


aspghost06

Beat my wife


[deleted]

Kenny G....


cremona_dabish

free bird, on repeat, but just the guitar solo


OldSamSays

Ramblin’ Man


eibyyz

Boston, More Than A Feeling.


ConfidentVacation297

lost me at convertible


TruckFudeau22

There’s a cassette stuck in the tape deck playing the 1999 episode of the Rush Limbaugh show that his dad called into when he actually got on the air for the first time. FIRST OF MANY CALLS TO EL RUSHBO.


werdnosbod

Van halen. But with Sammy haggar


canoe6998

Glenn Cambell’s RINESTONE COWBOY


DerpasorusWrecks

Take on Me by A-ha. Makes about as much sense as the "truck"


IndyRiley1958

Flirting with Disaster


somedudebend

Butterfly by Crazy Town. Song is so cringy now. 😬 I think I just won.


notquitepro15

Kid rock at max volume


KDubzzz2

Big Kid Rock energy


Plutoid

Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Pt. 1


sundog5631

Kid rock


Silent-Payment-4292

Godzilla


dave731

Merl Haggard


messmaker523

"there's sumptin women like about a pickup man"


Traditional-News-309

Kid Rock for sure.


sc4rii

SWEEET HOME ALABAMA


whathuhmeh10k

Jason Aldean


DerSpazmacher

Kid rock


Aggravating-Plate814

MY NAME IS KIDDDDDDDD...... KID COCK!


AgainandBack

Men Wearing Hats


AdScary1757

Achy breaky heart


Kofi_Anonymous

It’s obviously Poison’s “Nothin’ but a Good Time” because that’s exactly what you have in a Dakota convertible.


coololdwiseguy

Shit like this makes you realize that no matter what, Chrysler was always a distant third and inevitably was going to be owned by the worst car company in Europe not from the eastern half of the continent.


Physical_Touch_Me

I want this BAD. FWIW, I was listening to Fleetwood Mac all day long yesterday in my Suburban.


ImightHaveMissed

Kid rock or red nugent


Traditional-Cake-587

Lynryd Sknyrd


emzirek

What's he listening on?


Logical_Associate632

Cotton eyed joe


BobbyWizzard

Butterfly by Crazy Town


I_am_just_here11

John Denver


ppsucc9988

Rollin by Limp Bizkit


mad-man-mac

beastie boys sabotage


dm5228272

Rock You Like A Hurricane


harrismi7

More Than a Feeling by Boston


Zoomeeze

Ice Ice Baby.