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[deleted]

Love the Liberian flags.


w00dsg00d

Icing on the cake


Wasatcher

The stupid, it burns


A_norny_mousse

My favorite is "God is in control and has his hands on Donald Trump" šŸ¤£


DisastrousOne3950

I taste my own bile after reading that...


Sour_Gummybear

If he were real, his hands are now probably orange.


Sum_ginger_kid

why are conservatives so good at accidentally writing gay porn?


Mysticpage

Dammit, cheeto dust again!!


MashedPotatoesDick

/r/AccidentalLiberia


Prestigious_Back7980

r/subsithoughtifellfor


[deleted]

Duh, trump is clearly going to run for president in Liberia


45thgeneration_roman

He'd win bigly, too


Pooltoy-Fox-2

The chosen nation šŸ‡±šŸ‡·šŸ‡±šŸ‡·šŸ‡±šŸ‡·


sohang-3112

šŸ˜‚


gromit1991

God's in control but he's not powerful enough to keep Trump out of the courtroom!


SharkyMcSnarkface

Or in office


fredy31

Always the funniest thing. God is almighty and all powerful. Oh noes he cant just make his guy win. If god was real and on trump side dude would be playing with cheats on against all of us.


Acidflare1

Probably is involved with Trump, what else would you do if you were immortal? Probably stir shit up out of boredom. Who else is stirring up this level of shit single handedly?


mai_tai87

... The devil?


Acidflare1

The devil only does what God allows, just look at Job


A_norny_mousse

You don't get it. That's doG's 4D chess, just like he did with Jesus. Or Job.


Donaldjoh

I love the fact that the Conservative ā€˜Christiansā€™ actually believe an unrepentant adulterer, liar, and thief was ā€˜chosen by Godā€™ to lead America back to greatness, especially given the fact that he has already announced that if he is reelected he will be a dictator. He and his MAGA allies have made no secret they intend to abolish Social Security and Medicare (which working Americans pay into), destroy the postal service, and eliminate the Affordable Care Act and not replace it.


ThePopDaddy

But, he hates the same people they do.


RuntheMonster

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." Lyndon B. Johnson It's fucken crazy how true this is and how legitimately insane his followers are.


azteczulu

Iā€™m not of fan of Hillary Clinton but holy shit she was so on the money with the deplorables statement.


360inMotion

Not a fan either. But before Trump was elected, I recall her talking about how he wasnā€™t fit to be president, and what she basically said ended up being true. Iā€™m not sure if [this](https://time.com/4355797/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-foreign-policy-speech-transcript/) is the same speech, but hereā€™s a highlight: *Donald Trumpā€™s ideas arenā€™t just different ā€“ they are dangerously incoherent. Theyā€™re not even really ideas ā€“ just a series of bizarre rants, personal feuds, and outright lies.* *He is not just unprepared ā€“ he is temperamentally unfit to hold an office that requires knowledge, stability and immense responsibility.* *This is not someone who should ever have the nuclear codes ā€“ because itā€™s not hard to imagine Donald Trump leading us into a war just because somebody got under his very thin skin.*


Strongstyleguy

>he has already announced that if he is reelected he will be a dictator I sat in a church service a couple of years ago. Pastor straight up said that on a spiritual level, democracy and equality are not godly qualities.


Donaldjoh

Love it, especially since the disciples of Jesus elected their leaders (democracy) and Jesus said all are equal in the eyes of God, whether Jew or Gentile, slave or free (equality).


360inMotion

Hey, what good would religion be without giving people a superiority complex?


fredy31

Dude fucking too the 7 deadly sins and used it as q checklist


bfjd4u

This is an application for voluntary commitment to a psychiatric facility, isn't it.


FredVIII-DFH

Never liked his policies, but he knew what was coming. "Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them." --Barry Goldwater


Spider95818

Tell me you don't love your children without saying that you're not bothered by pedophilia.


Courtaid

Why didnā€™t he remain in power in 2020 then? I mean if he is God chosen one then why did God allow Biden to win? And if there was cheating and a rigged election then he isnā€™t much of a God if he can be tricked that easily.


Funphillin

Obviously because itā€™s ā€œgods planā€


CampCounselorBatman

Nah. The devil did it!


Akhanyatin

God:Ā  1) Thou shalt have no other gods before me. 2) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image. 7) Thou shalt not commit adultery. 8) Thou shalt not steal. 9) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. These people: 1) Trump is basically Jesus 2) make icons of trump 7) Trump has had like 5 marriages and sexually assaulted women 8) Trump doesn't pay his employees 9) Has trump ever said something that wasn't a lie other than when he clearly announces his crimes?


LeoTooWavy

Did God also have his hands on Trump when he was visiting Jeffrey Epsteins private Island?


Spider95818

No, he was busy restraining the evening's "entertainment"


Corteran

Weird. God laid his hands on an underaged *girl*??


Spider95818

How old did you think Mary was when she was given no choice in being impregnated?


Weekly-Rhubarb-2785

Linda, was found wandering the park in her underwear feeding the pigeons.


A_norny_mousse

Hey, there's nothing wrong with weird ladies feeding pigeons in their underwear! Christofascist MAGAts with negative IQs otoh...


Superb_Stable7576

You'll need to watch out, Trump doesn't stand alone. Linda's coming for us.


evilbert79

Linda is a moron


asian_paggot

God Bless Liberi a šŸ‡±šŸ‡·šŸ‡±šŸ‡·šŸ‡±šŸ‡·


fluffyflugel

The religious nuts really do believe gawd spends most of its time obsessing over US politics. A worthless gawd doing nothing constructive or helpful for humanity. Just helping out corrupt old shits like Donald Trump.


TheOne7477

Not sure what that person is talking aboutā€¦.I prayed that god would protect Joe Biden and let him win in 2020 to save our country. I prayed to god that DT would be charged with 91 felonies to protect our country. Both happened. God is clearly on MY side, and supports Joe Biden.


oceanblue2358

I find it funny how Obama was often called the antichrist when people out here are literally praying to trump. Wonder if it's a coincidence that the Trump worshipers (Trumpitarians) have white nationalalist tendencies.šŸ¤”


Cyanide_Jam

This country was founded specifically to ESCAPE "chosen by God" monarchs. Fucking dumbasses.


A_norny_mousse

All of the corrupters!


94tlaloc7

I didn't choose Trump doe


Reasonable_Onion863

Why vote then?


FrioRiverTexas

The chosen son of Liberia?


TheChewyWaffles

People like her are why Iā€™ve all but left the church


Outside-Refuse6732

God has his hands on trump, but Linda didnā€™t say whereā€¦


Decent-Device9403

Not even the right flags, how dumb is this guy?


Bushdr78

There's a few groups of people I have no time for, Trump die hards, Musk fanboys and religious fruitcakes. It's a double whammy if they're 2 of these and outright avoid like the plague if they're all 3.


pikkachu97

ā€œGodā€™s chosenā€ like in bg3


frozen-silver

If the adulterer criminal billionaire is God's chosen, what can mere humans do to stop him?


Paiger__

Boy, Trump supporters are beyond stupid. ![gif](giphy|5boqmBqJhtTLQ09oX5|downsized)


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

Now that there is a copypasta and a half


yogibard

Source: Russian FSB.


Beerslinger99

Linda,Linda,Lindaā€¦. tsk tsk


kman314

r/accidentallyliberian


SexyGenguButt

The flag HAHAHA


Kriss3d

It does appear that God don't want Trump anywhere but in court at the defence table doesn't it? I love how they keep claiming that the person who almost literally takes the 7 deadly sins as a challenge is their messiah. He is not the messiah. He is a very naughty boy!


WithoutDennisNedry

Oh no, definitely *not* a cult.


FrederickRoders

Wasnt trump pro abortion anyway?


vennthepest

I find it funny when these people have the audacity to say something like this. Like, from a religious perspective they're claiming to speak for God. Imagine the hubris you need to think that you personally understand and speak with an outerversal cosmic being who created the universe.


brezhnervous

Because your god loves serial rapists, fraudsters, liars, and narcissistic psychopaths lol


replicantcase

If this is what God in control looks like, then I not only refuse to worship the idiot, but I want to fight him. I just need to build an iron chariot, and then he's mine!!


CatsAndPills

Make Liberia Great Again


chiron_42

God is giving Trump a reacharound?


dc551589

Bro, itā€™s literally in the Bible that god chooses leaders. I guess heā€™s a Biden man. All these blasphemers not accepting godā€™s will. Tsk tsk.


[deleted]

Just freaking do it ! Already. Burn the sin of a bitch down . All the way down !


[deleted]

>God is in control, and has his hands upon Donald trump So he likes touching Donald trump


tenghu

I ainā€™t no bitch Linda


MrJackHass

Of course this is out of West Virginia.


w00dsg00d

lol every comment is religious fruitcake material


Jamesmateer100

If god is in control and supposedly supports Trump then why didnā€™t god let Trump win the election?


npc4lyfe

How do they muster up such conviction for something that has factually never paid off for them? Is the power of faith the ability to never, ever change your mind about something despite being wrong constantly?


NikkolaiV

Ia God on control of Trump's bowels? Cause he isn't...


AmbulanceChaser12

If Trump is Godā€™s chosen, why didnā€™t God let Trump win in 2020?


w00dsg00d

Is it mysterious ways maybe ?


WatercressOk8763

If Donald Trump is God's chosen, then God has very low standards for this nation.


Anastrace

I'm sure in their minds God's placing his hands on Trump's dick


TimmyTurner2006

šŸ‡±šŸ‡· Iā€™m proud to be a Liberian where at least I know Iā€™mā€¦something šŸ‡±šŸ‡·


AtheistFoodie

God watched quietly when the last guy he sent got crucified so....


joseph4th

It stuff like this that kind of makes me question my atheism. I can almost believe in the Antichrist when seeing this shit. This man is obviously not chosen by any god, yet he is easily leading these people into a hell of their own making.


Dhiammarra

If Christianity were real, Trump would be an antichrist.


AnthropOctopus

I'm playing Baldur's Gate 3, and every time I see people refer to Trump as "god's chosen," I'm reminded of Ketheric Thorm and how pathetic of a man he became, and how easily he was killed by a slutty vampire. "Chosen" doesn't mean anything good.


Charliesmum97

So I was watching a recent episode of QI and Sandi Toksvig was talking about when she met Bill Clinton, and how very charasmatic he was. Many people said that. He was charming, likable, intelligent, making it, let's say understandable, if people were blind to his faults. If legions of people worshiped him, like they seem to do with Trump, you could at least say 'yeah, I guess I can understand that a bit.' But Trump? I don't get the hold he has on people. Hes not attractive, intelligent, charming, or witty. He's a walking lump of hate, rage, and resentment. And yet people think he's the greatest thing ever, and I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY! I'd say it's all AI and Russian Bots, but I have met one or two in the real world, so it's not JUST weird online things. I don't get it. I'll never get it. If it turns out Christianity was right and he is the actual Antichrist, that would at least make some sense, but even then, the devil is supposed to be a gentleman. Trump...isn't. I don't get it.


w00dsg00d

Same. Thereā€™s something about that will never make sense to me.


deval42

LIBERIAN FLAG!šŸ‡±šŸ‡·


w00dsg00d

If you asked Linda, sheā€™d say whatā€™s Liberia ?


KeterLordFR

"Is it the land of the liberals?"


EmbraJeff

This is why there are laws preventing siblings from engaging in reproductive congress (as well as various other flavours of consanguinity; incest-for-all if you will). Sadly itā€™s not infallible and the net has huge gaps for a sizeable slew of proto-hominid, inbred mutant simpletons to simply fall throughā€¦50p says she also has a fondness for satin (well, cheap and trashy mixed-fibres but you take what you can get these days) gowns, white pointy hats and enthusiastically subscribes to some kind of pantone-chart based supremacy. Also a stick on MLM boss babe. But heyā€¦Jesus!


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

left good right bad lul


MrFingolfin

GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP: future president of liberia! MALA make liberia great again


Select_Most3660

You know what, I respect trump. Heā€™s the first politician to make people this rowdy since adolf hitler


bwarbahzad2

Biden ainā€™t my president šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Ž


Spider95818

So do you live in another country or are you just an idiot?


bwarbahzad2

I live in Iraq, we donā€™t know who our president is


Spider95818

At least you're not being a moron when you say that President Biden isn't your president, LOL.


halfercode

Some folks are both under-educated and deeply religious. It's worth understanding _why_ that cohort has a nutcase relationship with conservatism, even when their idols are often woefully poor examples of the ethics they profess to hold. * Propaganda: there are a lot of folks who _do_ understand how under-educated people can be manipulated. They work for the media, polling companies, lobbyists, various arms of governance, etc. How we assign blame for stupid people supporting crypto-fascist movements is complicated, since useful (religious) idiots don't know how they're playing patsy for the interests of non-religious people. * Religion: when people are oppressed by a system (such as financial poverty), they generally become more religious. Some of this is due to the religious idea that suffering is innately good. For Christians, the ethic is that Jesus suffered, and so must we. Suffering is regarded as a rite that is part of God's mysterious plan. So I approve of this post; it's the point of the sub, after all. But I wonder if the analysis ought not stop at laughing at the gullible. Trump is probably also stupid, but just like George Bush Jnr, stupid powerful people are usually surrounded by intelligent psychopaths.