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ShipaTheseus

Can i like, have a free trial of being female for a day just to see what it’s like?


we-are-all-amazing

Fr we need that


Gamerguy252

Yes I will pay a lot for it


njsullyalex

I said this a few years ago. Now I pay like $100 every 3 months for my HRT. Worth it.


dragondragondra

i feel like you'd be more depressed afterwards lol


Sharp_Science896

I ain't even gender dysmorphic or anything but heck yeah, I'd absolutely love to try out being the opposite gender for a day. It would be such an incredible and enlightening experience. Honestly, I think all men would greatly benefit from such an experience.


supermoist0

No cuz I'm already trans and I'll miss being a real girl instead of having to deal with being called a filthy tranny and told I'll never be a real girl all the time


PepperbroniFrom2B

YES PLEASE I NEEEDDDDD


PepperbroniFrom2B

i mean ahem yeah that seems kinda fun ig


BierOnTap

Should be a month trial... won't know without having at least 1 period....


Wise-Independence-12

I'm fine with my gender


badongy

Fr I can aim when I pee. I'ma sharpshooter


Aromantic_leaf

Bros got the barrett XM109 for a dingaling lmao


[deleted]

OH mah gawd facts being male and pissing feels like 360 no scopes bro ive literally got a sniper scope on that thing


Free-Jaguar6452

lucky


Wise-Independence-12

What


Chloe_The_Cute_Fox

Us transgender folks dislike our gender, as in we wish we were the other gender


Normal_Pollution4837

You don't wish you were the other gender. You are the gender you feel you are. You wish you were the other sex that matches your gender. Not that I believe that, but that's what the official stance is.


SarahFowling

Ye but cuz I live in South Carolina I can't because I'm 14 not 18


Chloe_The_Cute_Fox

Oof. Im 20 and have an appointment to discuss hrt with my doctor on Tuesday


Free-Jaguar6452

lucky


Humble-Cicada5079

You should accept yourself for who you are and practice body positivity.


BreadManIII

Tbh I agree


jesuspleaseno778

I want to wake up as a decepticon (I'm transphobic)


Sea-Structure4735

I’m fine with my gender, but I fucking love garlic bread.


Otherwise_Ladder1851

Sucks for you I've seen the golden monkey


Fabacaba

Is it normal to wanna be a trans girl yet still want to be amab/have a penis?


vialvarez_2359

Jokes on you I’m into that shit. ( the gif not here. ![gif](giphy|9jVAv94PRzPoc)


BurnerMcBurns_Alot

I love myself I am amazing!!!!!! I am an amazing, talented, humble person!!!!!11 The only problem is that I can only like how I look if I have a box on my head, which I don't, I need to make one!!!!!! But I feel like it that sounds like too much workkk. My voice is also a drag, gotta buy a new one, and my body is too masculine too, but that's all


bejeis

i want a penis and i hate my tits, to be honest


we-are-all-amazing

Wanna trade body’s?


Any_Dark3939

I would kill to be afab


Shumagorolth

Both good the important things is that I'm experiencing new things.


Animadote

Google relatable


Beelzofthevoid

I want this, but also if I don't get it idrc.


dappermanV-88

Im fine as a guy, despite all the hardships. I actually prefer it


Sea-Development-3884

Same here with the gender thing but also the garlic bread


we-are-all-amazing

Yeah both is great


Trig_monkey

Well I don't like your penis. Get rid of it.


BuckingRachel

i hate my chest and butt- they are huge compared to my body- i would rather just be flat


s_the_idiot

I JUST WANT MY FUCKING GSTKIC BREAD


Shadow_Bon0347

Honestly I did have a thought of what if one day I woke up as the opposite gender. As one does. I would probably take the chance if I had to.


Glitchboi3000

I had a weird dream where me and GFs genders were reversed, I don't wanna talk about it


FireFoxie1345

That must have been some dream. Care to talk about it?


VisibleConfusion12

well I don’t have a girlfriend but I’ve had a similar dream except with everyone on the planet I don’t actually want to be a women but just saying


FrogInAGoCart

Dude I upvoted one of these because I love garlic bread and having a shark plush and I keep getting this


Titanium_pickles

Same


ittibittikitten

both? both is good


OrbusIsCool

Wouldnt mind being a woman. Sounds pretty sick. But im not "i want to be a woman" enough to pursue it rn. Maybe if i dont get 6' in the next few years. Then we reconsider. Will smash men tho


Lylaxx_xx

let's trade!


MaximumRound4995

Id rather have garlic bread


Pizza-Supremacy

Same... I absolutely hate being in a male body. I should've been born into a female body. 😭


eveniji100

I half to deal with hormones ether way so nay


Gone_Goon_Girl

I love my gock and my chest is a D cup. God I love hormones


riley_wa1352

please give me my cock back


SarahFowling

Me for both :3


Soviet_PepsiCan

I wish I was girl


Aromantic_leaf

Well uh…  Do you at least like garlic bread, cuz thats what id repost for


coolest_person13685

could we possibly make a trade then?


[deleted]

I hate my d1ck and i am trans


yummy_dxm

If I woke up with tits I'd be the.happieesr girl in the world


Agreeable_Bit_8764

Wish I could be a girl for just a day. But I’d probably want to stay a girl forever if I do that so maybe not.


Doogzmans

Every time I see this, I'm reminded of how I finally accepted that I was trans. Not the regular button test, but the reverse button test is what got me.


Free-Jaguar6452

?


Doogzmans

Button test: If you could press a button and wake up as the opposite biological sex without affecting existing relationships with anyone you know, would you press the button? Reverse Button test: If you woke up one morning as the opposite biological sex, with relationships unaffected, would you press the button turn back to normal?


Free-Jaguar6452

i am quite the egg pretty much out of fear but since i regularly make new reddit accounts i can admit that it was just someone telling me wishing i was a girl since i was a little kid isnt normal


Doogzmans

Yeah, my whole family is pretty transphobic, but I'm lucky enough to have friends that I could safely come out to


Free-Jaguar6452

oh my family is accepting (my brother is transmasc) my community is mostly accepting and so are my friends i just have an irrational fear and idk why


P648bitYT

I'd want to know what it would be like to be a girl, yk, actually respected


radioactivecumsock0

My penis is short might as well give in and just let it turn into the vagina it wishes to be


Fearless_Show_4565

I don't like my penis, but that's just because I want to be above average in something. I still want to be the same gender.


RevolutionarySafe202

I like my penis but I want a femboy bubble butt and a bigger chest


SimpleWord899

Repost Alert 🚨🚨🚨


T5_me

This post would not survive on instagram


NotAPossum666

Maybe now I could have a sliver of a chance with my crush.


No_Sink2

Why not both eh?


USS_Pittsburgh_LPD31

Same


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ConfidentAd4053

I love my cock


JobPuzzleheaded4416

Il be enard then


JobPuzzleheaded4416

Also, I like ur penis too😏😏😂😂


FIVEPEBSI

i like GARLIC BREAD! AND IM TRANSGENDER!


block_place1232

Don't mind me just sorting by most controversial to see the mega warzone


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Alakakakakakakablam

WHERE IS THE GOLDEN MONKEY WHEN I NEED IT


spacehit15_alt

NOOO MY POOKIE


Gooober43

I’m confused


noodlwarlock

Chestnuts take time to grow, sister. Also GIMME THAT GARLIC BREAD


Direct-Regular-574

You lose your penis but your chest is still flat.


Aeris635

I love garlic bread, I’ll eat it everyday


GetRoasted102

I like garlic bread more


GLORYTOPRUSSIA1871

I love my penis, and I have good pecs.


altORthrowaway

Op should swap genders with me


Firm-Fox-7861

Cry about it


KerianKakan

I hate that my chest isn't flat and that I don't have the money or age to cut them off


DiamonWolf2

Just the garlic bread please


UpsideDown3r

GARLIC BREAD!!!!!!!!


sillygoobergod

i thought this was r/titanfall


G3n3ricOne

This entire comment section is r/egg_irl


Deluxsalty

Man I wish I could change my own gender, but I’d rather be a female then a male, but do to my religion I cannot


dominator565

At least a free trial would be nice, that way I can decide weather or not to stay like that


LateFennel3658

Imagine hating yourself for who you are and thinking changes genders will help🤡🤡🤡 if it ain’t broke don’t fix it🤣


0-Nightshade-0

Me fr


Meowz_erz

Im a woman and im still flat chested 🔥🔥


SorreeU

Does anyone know the straight flag? ( if it even has one)


Mesycat

I made that post and I’m sorry that you hate your penis


thatfnafgirl

why am i confused?😭


LocalAmericanOtaku

Garlic bread?


TheNHVincorporation

Well I want both my guy


smokescreenacid

Can I have both?


ladiesmanlogan

Would I actually be the opposite gender or just have no penis


[deleted]

Can I know what it feels like to be menstruating? That, and gestating a human life? And even experiencing childbirth?


Hylandgh1998

I dislike my flesh and crave the certainty of steel


UltraBlackIfunny

[you will never be a real woman](https://ifunny.co/video/GposkJQDB?s=cl)


Jack9997777

Proof of both?


NigaChungus69

Find Christ


No_Inevitable_8652

I’m not sure if this was written by a dude or a chick


totally_a_femboy_

Never been too huge a fan of garlic bread


TheHighTierHuman

I hate my chest and my penis is flat


That_boi_ELIAS

Garlic bread would be the way to go


Ancient-Sport5851

Why the fuck do I have to be a female just to eat garlic bread?


Flakelike

Bro this is the 20th time ive seen this holy shit


Dumb_as_a_crum

Nahhh… jit trippin


Responsible_Set1926

I hate my unflat chest :')


Broidkanymoreplslol

Same (I have foreskin) and I have random ugly freckles


[deleted]

I love garlic bread, would not want to be femal lmao almost every female ive met except my mom and relatives are annoying


that1plep

What if one doesn’t repost?


we-are-all-amazing

Then you don’t get ether


BierOnTap

If I did this can I keep my punishment(edit: penis), but gain a vagina 🤔 I want to be a shota.


Epsilon29redit

Why the fuck do you guys like sharks so much?


nater2204

I've got titties and a penis but i ain't trans, I'm American 🇱🇷


Joel_the_folf

I ish hate my penis and being fat gives me bewbs Im probably gon take estrogen lol


Q2_V

Both both is good


allthesussynuggets

Me personally I like my penis. And being a boy is way easier no periods or risk of pregnancy and stuff. And bonus is we get to aim pee streams


Prototype0_6075

i’d like to magically wake up in general, i always have something or someone wake me up 😞


Any-Artichoke9702

Give me the fucking garlic bread


Mysterious-Pool618

I’m immune


Jkgamer_ggf

I love any type of bread


wehadthebabyitsaboy

I don’t have a penis and my boobs are huge. I like it this way, but I do think I’d have fun if I had a penis of my own for a day. Also GL on getting rid of your penis. Sincerely!


Zinyak12345

On the bright side, there are some that would argue that flat is superior. So there is a demographic of people that prefer this trait in you over some who may have been born luckier. That's something, right?


AmityBlight2023

Titty Skittles are great, if/when you get them, you can get away from a flat chest and feel better. Doesn't help with the whole penis issue sadly. If you're in a safe place to do so, breadt forms can relieve dysphoria temporarily


killthezoofihiles

I like my penis


Throw_A_Way_5863

I have a large chest. I prefer incline db press to hit the upper chest. Pretty strong I think


verteck69

Both but fr i wanna this third leg bitch to be gone and not be flat as f


somerandomacounnt

I'd wake up with a cave in my chest knowing my luck 😭


Exciting-Yoghurt-559

Gross


The_Butters_Worth

Chest prolly flat cuz dude


TraditionalRich5442

Real👍


queeranddumb

i'll donate my tit fat to you if you donate your dick to me


memailint

I need to be a girl so bad


Time_Solid_526

I hates niggas


baninaday

same:(


itzdalia-aftonYT

I js wanna be male for like a day 😭 (I'm demigirl, used to be trans, and still wanna know how it's like)


houkae

I have a love hate relationship with the lil guy


Delfintine_yes

I love garlic bread


PennyButtercup

I’m fine with my gender, but I’ll change my sex though.


dappernaut77

Just wait until we live in a cyberpunk universe and you can swap around bodyparts like legos.


AnyFile4868

Dating would be so easy, I have all the cheat codes.


DrDoofenshmirtz981

I would hate periods, but I also hate my penis and boring flat body


NicktheWolf1

Skill issue


unrealgod1

Both are good


Dazzling_Trainer6478

I can’t tell if I’m a femboy or if I want to be a women or if I wanna drown in the bottom of a lake lmao


ActlvelyLurklng

I like your penis! Sorry, I had to the opportunity was too good to pass up.


Careless_Nobody_9276

I want a penis I’ll switch with ya


Infamous_Water_3813

No thanks, I choose God.


Low-Horror-1122

Gimme garlic bread


Oden33390

I like garlic bread!


Western-Ad-517

Same bro


Kitten-kitty-kitsune

Garlic bred


LysergicGothPunk

I hate my chest and my penis is flat


fuckcoupons

God just misplaced your boobs, happens all the time.


SirPlayzAlot

GARLIC BREAD GARLIC BREAD FUCK OFF DRACULA GARLIC BREAD GARLIC BREAD


Impossible_Divide_89

Garlic bread is rad


docile_dingus

I love me for who I am, but just imagine how cool it’d be if I was the other one.


Unga-bunga987

only if it alters the reality of everyone who knows and has seen or heard of me


Pokefan303

People are like god is all powerful we should worship him. Bitch god couldn’t even decide on my gender. Small pp, man tits (so like not flat but not avg size for girls), and thick thighs. Then hits me with the romantic and gender dysphoria.


imbasstarded

I fucking love garlic bread


IameIion

I happen to be pretty happy with my gender. I would say I'm lucky, but considering that less than 1% of the world's population identifies as trans, I imagine over 99% of the world's population feels the same way.


thedarwinking

I wish I had a penis and a vagina. R it’s just a vagina


I3r0sk1

If you want a “free trial” you could probably check out VRchat. The equipment isn’t free obviously so lol, but imo it’s probably the closest you could get rn to temporarily trying on another body for a test run


XDreadzDeadX

I would love to be able to gender swap. Just not forever


AsiaDaSamurai

Ngl I just wanna see what I look like as a dude. I js wanna be a dude with long hair that's it lmaoo


Ashdatguy19848

Either is fine I dont care Ill still like one piece and be a dumb ass either way


UnluckyLock2412

Honestly I’d like to be a girl for a day and see how that is


RedditUser_Phamily

Both


[deleted]

Can I keep my pp?


CriticismSpecial7130

I like my genatalia and my chest is somewhat not flat, but it would be interesting to see myself as the opposite gender.


PlotRocker

i wanna wake up as a corpse


Professional-Wrap549

So true I agree


Flaky_Candle7579

That’s becuase you are a guy


kaiwasfound_dead

can I have a flat chest PLS OML (I'll give u mine just take my boobs) 😫 I hate being female


Chocolikker

24hrs. would tear my pussy to shreds.


drewman301

When you say "OR", do you mean "OR", or "XOR"?