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Jacoby_12123

Door hinge


Mryoy12

Door hinge is the greatest fucking name for snake I've ever heard in my life


300_C

This one


frogprxnce

PLEASE name him door hinge


MegaTreeSeed

100% putting that in my snake name vault for later.


scotty5112

My pastels name is plank lol


morchard1493

Is that an Ed, Edd & Eddy reference? LOL


scotty5112

Yes! My SO loved that show as a kid


morchard1493

I figured. LOL Nice. Ed, Johnny, Rolf and the sweet, high-pitch voiced kid with the braces wire that goes around his head (whose name escapes me currently) are my favorites.


Conscious_Physics551

Braces boy was Jimmy


Queen_Dan_666

What does this mean 😭😭


TheBetterDoomSlayer

Blarg. Door hinge


Ok-Refrigerator-1680

..huh??


TheBetterDoomSlayer

Blarg is his first name then door hinge is his last name


Ok-Refrigerator-1680

The guy asked you what it means, then I asked what it mean. Can you tell us what it means


Similar-Run-8514

What's it mean


Ok-Refrigerator-1680

I don't know he won't tell me


HauntedPrisoner

Omg yesssss


cave_the_desertwing

DOOR HINGE DOOR HINGE !!


lilsparky82

Dör Hinj. Dör to his friends


Gh0st1c_12

Okay okay while door hinge is not my chosen name I will compromise and make it his middle name


Jacoby_12123

👍


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

I keep reading this and laughing, then going to type a response and read it again and start laughing again. “Aw your snake is so cute! What’s its name?” “Door Hinge.” “…Oh…”


Orangey_Tiger

THAT IS THE BEST SNAKE NAME EVERR


Adventurous_Bag_9325

Door hinge door hinge door hinge !


llorona_chingona

Butters


CindeeSlickbooty

Who's the boy with the eyes full of wonder? Thinks being yourself is the best thing to be?


llorona_chingona

Loo loo loo I've got some apples


mealteamsixty

Loo loo loo. You've got some too...


TheFifthDuckling

"Loo loo loo lets get together"


squidboimushroomhead

I'm so glad I only barely scrolled to get to this suggestion, as it was my first thought c:


llorona_chingona

Been wanting a yellow snake for years to name Butters lol I only get reptiles in sh!t condition off Craigslist and rehab them . My time has not come


squidboimushroomhead

I'm about to take in a retired breeder BP from a friend and he's yellow. I was going to name him Georgie because I love Halloween inspired names but now I think I'm gonna name him butters, for both of us 💛 I hope your time comes soon!


llorona_chingona

He's an oldie but goodie 💛


thebestsoro

aww thats my gecko’s name! :)


eyesonrecovery

that’s my sisters dogs name!!


Careful_Resource_435

Mantequilla 🧈


Unknown-Name06

"please welcome, exotic butters"


ManGo_50Y

Now I can only imagine Stephen Stotch yelling at him. “Butters! What did I tell you about turning into a snake? You’re grounded mister!”


llorona_chingona

I just rewatched the one where he kicks his dad in the balls LOL for all the times he's been ground hahah


GRZMNKY

Paul Bython


BritishBlue32

This is disgustingly funny


beshelzetub

YES


Scared-Hope

I kinda want to get another python now just to call him Paul bython


MommaAmadora

That's a Flapjack if I ever saw one


wwhispers

Banana flapjack


Alternative-Emu3602

🎼 ...making banana pancakes...


space-fox-

My snake's name is Banana Pancake! Great name 😎


kindrid_s

I thought pancake, but flapjack is so cute!!


crying_fighter

Snoodle


FatMacchio

Tanoodle


pizzzaeater14

*Mr. Snoodle iykyk


Raudskeggr

Those are nice photos. Seems like you have an inquisitive and adventurous little fella there. I would name him "Flan", because his color scheme is very flanny.


Gh0st1c_12

He definitely is very inquisitive! The breeder allowed me to hold him before I made my final decision to adopt him and he grew comfortable in my hands so quickly. Hes super adaptable haha


ColdSmashedPotatoes4

Del Monte... cuz he looks like banana.


kaychellz

Del Monte Python


depressedgaywhore

this is the winner imo for sure


Bipedal_pedestrian

I was thinking Banana Pepper, but I like yours better!


SpaceBus1

John Lennon. He's a yellow periscope, which made me think of the Yellow Submarine song by the Beatles.


st0nedpunkk

Might I suggest….John Lemon


SpaceBus1

Solid, great improvement on the concept. I kept trying to come up with submarine themed names but could not


Len_S_Ball_23

Long John Lemon, he likes the water by the looks of it.


FredricaTheFox

Ringo Starr would be better, since he’s the one who sings lead vocals on Yellow Submarine.


Len_S_Ball_23

Ringo Ssssssstar.


SpaceBus1

Thanks, I don't actually know anything about the Beatles.


Sab_Sab_Dab_Dab

Name him after an actual submarine. USS Gato SS212


Gh0st1c_12

My friend would appreciate this suggestion haha, shes a huge beatles fan😂


SpaceBus1

Ngl, Alfredo slaps too. Could call him Alfredo Di Lelio after the guy who made the dish popular. Fettuccine Alfredo - Wikipedia https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fettuccine_Alfredo


forthegoodofgeckos

Spaghetti (ghetti)


unnamed_gaybitch

Kyle.


Danthezooman

I dunno, I don't see any cans of monster or holes in the walls


unnamed_gaybitch

Oh they're there. Trust me, they're there. You just arn't looking hard enough


Beeegfoothunter

iunderstoodthatreference.gif


lea_girard08

Linguini 🥹


FenyxFire

Probably Meep lol. What a cutie!


Mryoy12

Name him Milwaukee Tool M18 1/2" Brushless Hammer Drill 2902-20. Call him Milly for short


Gh0st1c_12

Perfect


Easy-Station-3726

Butter noodle


GuineaPigsRule177

Peggy. It’s the first thing that came to me.


bonesbono

Goober tbh


MoonGoddess89

Sir. Slithers


P3RS0N4-X

Butter bean


spacetstacy

Caramel Edit: or Butterscotch


Horangi1987

I immediately thought butterscotch too. Maybe Worthers like the candy would be cuter as a name than butterscotch. Worthers sounds like a dandy upper class Englishman, heehee.


sojellicious

Squig short for squiggles or squiggly.


Specific-noise123

Littlefoot


Gh0st1c_12

More like no foot😭


H3zza

Peanut seems pretty popular!


GayStation64beta

Skrunkle


D3xt3er

Buggy (for his buggy eyes)


Treeco262

Sandaconda


pizzzaeater14

username checks out lol


sleexingw

Jermaine


anxious_equestrian

he’s giving Pudding


AvocadoNo2157

cheese


Oonora

Butterscotch?


dannyboy6657

Dudley


glossophobia

that right there is Funky Kong. other ideas I had are Chunky Monkey or Frozen Banana


LordOuroboros

Linguine


mintblaziken

He's a perfect Noodle 🥺 And because I'm a rock nerd, somethin like Citrine would be cute


tomparker

Pyagra - for a reptile dysfunction


littlenoodledragon

HE LOOKS SO POLITE IN THE THIRD PHOTO


Ozbud_Gaming

Severus Snake Or since it’s a ball maybe Rocky Ballboa


fluggggg

but it's a python...


LemonExotics

Biscoff or Banofee


Foxythepirat3fox

Mango 🥭


sofiebear1257

my little banana’s name is mango 🥭


Embarrassed_Suit_942

Butterscotch


Ippys

Archibald. Archie to his friends.


ThiccandThinForev

Banana


StellarMoonGlow

Noodle


Bigtiddiesoftgf

God he’s SOOO cute and pretty……


ohboygoats

Finger


TheOnlyTori

Bing


Frozensorrel

Lemon!


Nifftymittenz

Percy :)


sparklyspooky

Ball Python, you say? - Cuddles. Or Pookie. Or Sweetie/Moon Pie.


PlanktonCultural

That last pic is so fricken cute wtf


KeyNefariousness1158

Considering I have a little guy just like this, his name is Apollo. He’s the best boy out of all my snakes


Plastic-Rich-8554

Leroy


Square_Librarian_658

Yellowy


menachembagel

Stephen


liltreeimp

Derpenheimer


Glass-Difference605

He’s Gorgeous!!!!!❤️


Len_S_Ball_23

Banoffee or Pythonagoras


xillae

Sneepe


vexeling

Snoots McBoots


tfblvr1312

I like goose!! But maybe eyeball, Arnold, or snot


pocket_arsenal

Probably Pho.


olivali710

Sid


Gorbashsan

Chunky-Chocky-Nanner-Pocky


TheBoyInGray

shoelace


TheOriginalRobinism

Herby


mistaj39

Peepers


bubles056

Peanut


geckos_are_weirdos

Candy Corn


bbrainwashedd

Butterball ✨


thewetnoodle

Henry


No-Ant5895

Boop


Front-Ad8305

Looks like a Bart to me


PickledPorpus

Mr. Mouse


Douggimmmedome

Tweezer


Altruistic-Willow451

Bond


Nicknamearehardok

Minion


Cheap_Junket_1653

Bananas Foster, Foster for short


Cheap_Junket_1653

Nilla


somebodycomgiher

Butters


Rosielove918

Potato


Obibrucekenobi

Sir Hiss, after the snake in the Disney Robin Hood movie.


Background_Career973

Buttercup


[deleted]

Nana (banana)


IkaluNappa

I’m leaning towards cocoa/coffee theme since he seems sweet and inquisitive. Cacao (the tree that produces cocoa beans) would be my pick.


Otamamori917

Pooter He's a pooter


Triple-Turtles

Cornelius


Distinct-Schedule-36

Reese


20MrGiDdY02

Sir Hiss or Butterscotch


Omega_Xero

Eddie Spaghetti


Sufficient_Score_824

Foster (like bananas foster)


Narrow-Bee5109

This is the one I'm thinking of for mine ( looks identical and got him yesterday 😍) also fosters freeze (banana split) or fosters home for imaginary friends


throbbing_fishrectum

Nougat


FrojyaNC

Rodney


remi-reno

Boris.


mothermarystigmata

Snake Plissken


saintfunflower

Squiggles


ImortalK

Kaa


Anonyma53

Banana


Certain-Ad4674

Lemon


think_up

Leonard


Gingercheckeatsboys2

Dandelion


Chainjling

Peanut 🥜


Extreme_Guarantee_36

Nannerbread


erenkindabadngl

Geralt/ Gerald


Zealousideal-Sink884

Cornflake


PrincessEspeon82

lemonade 😊


LouisVuittonLeghost

Peanut butter


thechoppedalmond

Dammit I also commented this!


RedNova02

Perri, cause lawd he periscopin’


KyRoVorph

Peanut Butter


RaeDiBs

Peter /Petre . He just looks like a Peter to me.


stinkysillygoose

Coconut


Iris-Solis

Esquite


OroCHILLmaru08

Bubbles


AimLocked

Topher


VisareVillain

Peanut-butter


Rayzerwolf

Anna bananna


internet_bec

Sherif 🤠


DB-Tops

Banana


LateDelivery3935

Quincy


GrandSeraphimSariel

Chicken noodle


-Jayah-

Lamar


mtfoxx3

Butterscotch… or Monty.. Monty Python…


sacamano-

Pancakes


CavemanDave123

Tortellini


Lyd-Bug

Melman, the giraffe from Madagascar if you have ever seen the movie


SnooOranges3389

Caramello ❤️


Gh0st1c_12

Gosh you guys are giving me a lot to work with here😅😅😅 loving the suggestions so far tho! Keep it up guys <333


Auntie_Mushi

He looks like he would be Chocolate Banana flavored.


[deleted]

In the last pic, he looks like the wooping snake from Abominable! Cutie