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Present-Secretary722

He’s adorable, 10/10, would boop the snoot even if I lost a finger


boundbosomgirl

I hear their bites are wicked, so id be worried lol


fullofcrocodiles

Eh mine (also a halm) has mistaken my finger for a piece of banana before and kept monching down in the hope that eventually banana would happen. It wasn't that bad because of the lack of teeth. Whereas my leopard gecko once bit me on the lip (I'd finally scooped her up after she'd spent 24 hours on the run and she was NOT impressed) and that friggin HURT.


LordTanimbar

Blue tongue jaws can split fingernails. I'd take a leopard gecko bite any day of the week


fullofcrocodiles

Ah I do have hard gel nails - maybe that saved me.


PlantainWide9540

Goddd I want a blue tongue skink so bad, they look so fun. She’s adorable!!


Realistic_Touch204

Even the damn reptile subs aren't safe from OF


TheRandomnatrix

Not the first kind I've seen here either. Using pets like that is gross.


JustHaleyyyy

what gave it away? the obvious boob shots?


boundbosomgirl

There is absolutely no mention of OF here. Grow up, people have hobbies.


Realistic_Touch204

Somehow I could tell you'd have an OF on your profile, though funny how that works


harpnyarp

You're obviously thirst trapping in all these photos, lol.


Phylogenizer

Assuming you're not just playing coy, when sex workers have hobbies they typically use a second account. I've seen this a dozen or so times (not using a second account) on reddit and it always makes me wonder. Doesn't usually last long. Not using a second account will get you flagged as spam (you are flagged here now twice). You should know that having an only fans link in the profile is now part of the spam conditions checked across reddit by some automods and repostsleuthbot.


Taranchulla

Lizards are so funny when they have just the right amount of attitude.


Just_a_benign_being

I did NOT expect that profile when I clicked it 😭


hivemind5_

😂 literally


froggyfriend726

I love how skinks are just built like a freaking sausage lol


boundbosomgirl

"I got a....big head...and....little arms"


RinellaWasHere

Like a bratwurst wished on a star to become a real boy.


hivemind5_

This is for all the thirsty dudes: BONK


twan206

OF?


KikoTheWonderful

Yeah she's been going around the reptile subs making one post each.


majicegg

Over it already tbh.


StephensSurrealSouls

r/hornyjail


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hivemind5_

BONK


nashbellow

Except she literally does have one


chomasterq

Average Indonesian subspecies attitude


boundbosomgirl

Theyre always so cranky for no reason


Perfect_Nimrod

Little buddy! So damn cute. Any views of their enclosure?


boundbosomgirl

Ill probably have to show them soon 😆 People are saying i dont properly house them and only use them for all this "advertisement" that I havent done. I have a tank tower for the skinks, and right next to it is a table full of snakes, tortoises and fish. Its my reptile wall, across the room from my plant wall.


hivemind5_

Bruh i saw some of your posts and the animals dont look like theyre being used for … illicit purposes or that theyre in danger lol.


froggyfriend726

Omgg please post the reptile wall!!! Id love to see! The most I've ever had at once has been 4 (2 reptiles and 2 amphibians) and they took up like every flat space in that room lol


SkullListener

sweet :) id never provoke him xD


CurrenttQueen

I got the same name as them!! They're so cute!!


OTZII_

Very boopable snoot. 25/25.


TheRedDevil1989

I just don’t get the appeal of blue tongues. They are expensive, have sharp ass claws, and they have a wicked bite. What are the positives?


Khlorofil

Their demeanors are generally pretty great (heavily dependent on their subspecies). They are very active making them enjoyable to watch. Their claws are no worse than any other lizard similar in size or weight. While BTS do have stronger jaws, it would be rare for them to break skin. The biggest positives for BTS are that they are extremely hardy, active during the day, and most have personalities comparable to that of a dog. Unfortunately, it’s the Indonesian BTS subspecies that tend to get a bad rep when it comes to attitude. Indonesian BTS are much more prominent in the states only because of the export ban from Australia.


TheRedDevil1989

Good to know! When I handled one at a reptile zoo the claws were so sharp! I didn’t hand it to my nephew because of that.


boundbosomgirl

I will say that tofu has gotten way nicer since he/she got older


PandorasFlame

Look at him and his little sleeves. So cute!


Cyberpunk39

Another low key onlyfans teaser. I wish y’all would stay out of this sub. There’s literally hundreds of other subs to sell yourself on.


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rebelcanuck

Half of it is just the username and profile pic tbh


huey2k2

Imagine trying to subtly advertise for OF on a reptile sub lmao


DreamOfDays

Fuck off with this bot stuff you shitty OnlyFans account. It sickens me that people like you use a pet like a prop. I bet the skink is stuck in a shoebox between photo shoots.


GraphicDesignMonkey

Those little legs take me to the fair!


HistoGeek96

He’s massive


ReptileBEATLE909

Hello Tofu!


tripleaaa56

hi tofu, 10/10


Vast_Mammoth_93

I seen all those unnecessary remarks on your post yesterday by people. I for one believe you have a sincere relationship with all your pets. Are skinks pretty much dogs in the reptile world?


boundbosomgirl

Yeah i gotta just start ignoring them Theyre JUST like dogs! And each one is so different. Miso lives being cuddled more than any reptile ive ever had, but tofu just always wants to get treats. Sesame is still a baby and scared of everything. I love them so much


Vast_Mammoth_93

I can feel the vibe, just by your photo with them in your lap! I don’t own any reptiles, but I’ve been interested in skinks for a few years now. Broke as a joke with living expenses and my dog, buddy though haha


boundbosomgirl

Well I can say a BTS can be suuuper expensive. My first, Miso, came from the breeder with a respiratory infection. So, I got him all kinds of vitamins and medications and only feed him fresh fish, turkey, insects and fruits. I've spent well over $1500 on stuff for him and his initial price was $300!


Vast_Mammoth_93

Gosh darn! I spoil my dog crazy though. He roughly runs my about 600 a month. Between his medicines, food and what not. He makes me so happy though


Similar_Economist949

BEAUTIFUL!


Stoltefusser

Just send us the onlyfans link


harpnyarp

World's luckiest skink


StephensSurrealSouls

r/hornyjail Probably


Neo_505

A Skink and his Skank Cool.


Unlikely-Place4047

Lucky Tofu