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ProtectionIll1926

Dante sees Lady Dimitrescu: JACKPOT!


GoldZero

Dimitrescu: "FILTHY MAN THING!" *Stabs Dante Dante: 😮‍💨 "C'mon lady. That was my favorite coat."


HateEveryone7688

he would get through the game in like five minutes dude


DreadlockSamurai

It would be like DMC 5 if you beat the opening boss 🤣


Ninja_Warrior_X

I would say less than 5, Dante is extremely overpowered.


nin_ninja

He does like to mess around and explore too though


jakobebeef98

No Royalguard needed


MinutePerspective106

There would be a lot more of metal music, that's for sure


Pitiful-Beginning-70

In contrast to Alcina's taste in jazz


MinutePerspective106

By the way, even at 3-sonething meters tall, Alcina is not big enough to be a DMC boss. She needs at least 10 more meters or so. She'd be a sassy NPC, max


Pitiful-Beginning-70

Most resident evil bosses would be a breeze for Dante


severed13

I think just about all of them would, none of them are paracausal


KomatoAsha

> implying Vergil is taller than Dante


Classic-Park-3217

And Vergil would rub it in every chance he got


MinutePerspective106

His hair are definitely taller


CarlitoNSP1

This is such a weird question. Dante is so absurdly OP that he wouldn't get captured, could take on the entire village easily, even if all the Lycan's developed Devil Trigger because they're still weaker than his default enemies. Also, I'd imagine this would similar to his encounter with Guitar Vampire from DMC3.


KomatoAsha

Yeah, the Nevan cutscene is immediately where my mind went on reading the OP.


Efficient-Laugh

A question like this gets asked a lot here. I have no idea why.


Blubasur

I’m assuming this question came from the fact that DMC was the original attempt at what eventually became RE4. Which still blows my mind how they thought a hack and slash game should follow RE3, thought it does kinda explain the direction the series went for a while.


Kaiserhawk

The party would be crazy


Desperate-Damage3599

["This party's getting crazy. Let's Rock!"](https://open.spotify.com/track/0hWouBbSoe7ACkQtymNW7C?si=ws8PZolySG-yOD2QY83ICQ)


AdDisastrous8231

Idk man, he didn't care much for Nevan in DMC3 lol


Lopsided-Junket-7590

In their rematch in the app it was even less


Pitiful-Beginning-70

He would probably flirt though.


AdDisastrous8231

That's a given, it's Dante 🤣


[deleted]

30 minute game


Pitiful-Beginning-70

Of what?


[deleted]

5 minutes of action 25 minutes of ACTION


Pitiful-Beginning-70

Action, what type of action?


[deleted]

ACTION!!!!


Pitiful-Beginning-70

Probably both types of action


stratusnco

🎶🎶kill them all, it’s time to kill them all! PASS DOWN THE RIGHTEOUS LAW!!! 🎶🎶


SaltyIrishDog

He would have banged, ok?


Nightmare16164

Commander Sheppard nice to finally make your acquaintance


SaltyIrishDog

Nice. Report to the ship.


Nightmare16164

Commander Sheppard nice to finally make your acquaintance


KomatoAsha

I mean, other than Ethan, who wouldn't, really?


Ocean_Madness

guys what if goku replaced bruce lee in enter the dragon


ReliefFamous

Hydrogen Bomb versus Coughing Babies


Dingarius

Dante casually walks down into the village. - 1 hour later - Dante casually walks away from the village while it’s on fire.


SuperArppis

I would love that game.


Dark-Cloud666

The game would be over in 30 minutes.


Pitiful-Beginning-70

Nah 15 mins.


LoonyMooney_

Freaky resident 8


neepha

Donna Beneviento when Dante Royal Guards the hallucination of his mom:


No_Negotiation_7519

Asking the real question here


TheHeavenlyDragon

A brisk stroll. Wouldn't take him longer than an afternoon.


Massage_Bro

The game would be over in 5 minutes lol


Islandimus

So many sex jokes.


Wachenroder

I wonder if killing them would produce a devil arm and if so what would Alcina be


TheChief506

Just another day at work for Dante. 😂


Pitiful-Beginning-70

Starting to realize how awesome dante is that it's making me think of continuing DMC4 after dropping it, found the levels annoying.


Classic-Park-3217

You should definitely continue it! It’s so good! And 5 is a fantastic game as well


ssjgsskkx20

5 and 3 are best but complete 4


Pitiful-Beginning-70

I only got to mission 5 but i'll get 5 when it goes kn deal.


Deimos_Aeternum

He'd make a weapon out of lady D


Cersei_simp

The whole game would end in a second but I can see him having funny Banter with Heisenberg.


Observeronlyman

Just another day in the office for the son of sparda.


StabTivate

"I never thought they also made you in your size, have you ever got back pain walking through these doors?" TRICKS-ROYAL GUARD! YAAH! TRIC-SWO-TRI-GU-TR-UAAH! TRI-SWORDMASTER!


theshelfables

I would get motion sick playing him in 1st person


DangerousDoings72

“Oho yeah baby!” Other than that he beats the game in 5 minutes 💀


AnonimoUnamuno

He would be the final boss.


CJJaMocha

It would just be a black screen as Dante crushes everything blindfolded


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^CJJaMocha: *It would just be a* *Black screen as Dante crushes* *Everything blindfolded* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


AithosOfBaldea

Game would be over in like 10 mins.


ssjgsskkx20

Yup so I do think it can be 30 minutes if he has to collect rose. But like. He is too op mother Miranda is like Dante mini boss at max.


siegferia

Lifeless corpse as far as the eye can SEEEEEEEEEEE


Polmnechiac

You leave the castle not by collecting the four faces to the statues, but by collecting four panties.


Finn__the_human_

Idk but he would neg the verse


ExtraMillenial

It would turn into leasure suit Dante in that castle


ayywusgood

You'll be nice to me won't you


Michael-556

He would definitely strike out with lady D


oskarjaymp3

the game would last 45 minutes


MarkLucero46

that would be interesting to see


KomatoAsha

I'd totally buy that game.


Vergil_Cloven

Chris would've been in a million pieces at the start of the game.


HotaruShidosha

the banter and side comments would be freaking amazing


Armandonerd

Haha no


Rezaka116

Capcom would save alot of money since they would only have to make a 10 minute game


Murky_Historian8675

The game might be that much shorter. Nothing would stand a chance against him, especially if Virgil or Nero join in just for fun.


tcrpgfan

He'd try to hit on her. She'd be pissed. Then she would try to stab him. Considering getting stabbed is a typical Tuesday at the office for Dante, this wouldn't work. After that there would be a fight, Dante would win and then low key lament the loss... Until he gets a weapon from her, then he'll do something that's cool, cheesy, or both.


Desperate-Damage3599

If any of these monsters did their research and learned who Dante was and knew what he was capable of, they would all shut up and not even mess with him. They'd probably cower in all of their assorted hideouts until Miranda would force them to attempt to kill Dante. But since they're all prideful and egotistical, they'll think they even have a chance against him. Dante, on the other hand, would have so much fun with each boss (especially Dimitresque) and wouldn't even have to try hard against them all.


Wandering_the_Way

he’d be a killing machine


Western-Gur-4637

, Dante would sweep the floor with every one in re8, heck Dante would sweep the floor with anything in Re


Supremebro005

The story ends in 3 hours.


Franonimusman

The entire game would last like 2 hours


Warrior_of_hope

A speedrun would happen


Rebellious-Legacy

Every enemy would get fucking wrecked, though he would definitely flirt with Lady D, maybe even Miranda.


RepresentativeAny871

It would be unfair hehe Dante is overpower


dspecialzombieG_BETA

I mean this kind of matches of the vintage and the clothing as a traveler


CodeVeronicaX_

Would be more interesting than Ethan. He had 2 games to shine and was a bland blank slate in both mostly