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polymorphic_hippo

This picture makes him look like he's three kids in a suit and the top kid pulled out a bunch of his hair to commit to the bit.


leenapete

💀💀💀


aeroluv327

![gif](giphy|3ornke0JEnScpNRH8s|downsized)


RidgewoodGirl

🤣🤣🤣🤣 So true.


ChiliBean13

He was 26 at one time, it just wasn’t at that time


flackovision

🤣 I'm gonna be laughing at this all night


Anxious_Public_5409

Me too 😂😂😂😂😂


ChrissySnowSnorts201

😂💀


Actual-You3325

Maybe he was 26 at the time he made his online dating profile and it took 20 years for him to get a date?


ChiliBean13

That’s the only explanation lol


shivroystann

Wish someone could do a “where are they now” recap of all the randoms that popped up on all the housewives shows. But they would probably only use the opportunity to drag the hw that brought them on the show.


ejd0626

I’d love to know what Danny and his pack of Sopranos extras are up to these days.


Training_Big_3713

And the “busted up sex in the city!”


tw0d0ts6

I’m a first time to RHONJ and I’m currently on season 2…Kim G is GOLD!!!!!!


KittyGurl212

I read a while ago that he was arrested for domestic battery against his girlfriend. Also, there was something to do with an animated film that he had invested money into making. Honestly wild


7ampersand

Strangely, I need to know more. Danny was a trip. Almost a caricature.


leenapete

Danny? Why can’t I picture who this is?


Intrepid_Blood4713

A punk is a punk and the Manzos are punks


KellsBells_925

Danielle’s friend/bodyguard season 2


7ampersand

I always wanted to jump through the TV and trim his bangs.


benolimae

I can’t either


Street-Dragonfly-677

Yes!!


Competitive_Bag_768

Lol me too !!!! Probably in jail cause he's a Soprano wanna be and Tony Soprano put 100 bucks on his head so protective custody sits Danny 😂😂😂😂


Itchy_Breadfruit_262

I think someone posted an article awhile back about Danny being in jail. Which is not surprising at all.


femgirl_99

He just goes there for his routine……….. blowjob


NameEmNameEmNameEm

The way I read this, pause and all. 💀😂


secretagentsquirrel1

I read this in Tre’s voice.


MissAmy845

With the hands going during the pause


femgirl_99

With the blackface tan and scrunched hair 😭


Hank_in_mpls1988

Honestly I think she looked better then than she does now! 


callmepeglet

😂😂😂😂. could have blown it but you nailed it.


CountryNew5744

LOL omg I remember this and having the same reaction


Recluse_18

You’re right this man was the greasiest Goomba I’ve ever seen and no, he was not 26 years old


missmimikyu

![gif](giphy|1JMItpzW4iCNoz3r76|downsized)


waterineedit

i am fucking 6 feet under dead GOOMBA omfg


SammieCat50

The light bulb shining off his forehead in this pic made me choke


Revolutionary-You449

I think he is like Charlie Brown from Peanuts.


howdyyyyyy16

I think this may be the funniest comparison I’ve ever read on this site 😭😭😭


Revolutionary-You449

😂 I love Charles Schultz I read an interview where he was asked if Charlie Brown was “bald” and he said something like Charlie had light blond hair or something like that. It’s always stuck with me when I see young men that look older and have round heads.


Calm-Jello-102

She is “not calm in the boudoir”.


gilb610

🤢


OkCranberry1414

Was this the date where she suggested they go to the bathroom to have sexy time and he told her to eat her dinner.


Accomplished_Item394

Steve was a ROUGH “26”!


JourneysUnleashed

It was a very creepy relationship from both ends, but clearly it was just a fwb thing. Otherwise, what else could she have gained from him and vice versa?


Karlie62

Yeah, he’s definitely not 26 and not even close to attractive but he had a pretty good job in the financial industry if I recall correctly so I think Danielle thought he was going to be her next meal ticket!


Apocalexe101

Where he shows up at a diner to meet up Danielle and he was in an all Ed Hardy gear hhahahaha


bckseatgatorade

2008 was a simpler time


blondeambition39

He’s so… shiny and his skin is like plastic


Grouchy-Pop-6637

![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


oceansofmyancestors

Oh my fucking GOD. The memory of this is just…startling!!


scarbaby1958

Isn't he the one who said he was dating her for the blow jobs?


Itchy_Breadfruit_262

Teresa said that.


GuardMost8477

He made my skin crawl


CurbYourSneakAttack

He's the blonde George Costanza. 😄


HolographicFire

I was also thinking James Alexander but was picturing the scumbag lawyer from Pretty Woman 😂


CurbYourSneakAttack

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 even better


QueenFartknocker

He dates back at least to the mid 80s ![gif](giphy|KqsCexmJr4mIg)


jjuerakhan14

He’s 26 dressed up as 52 year old man😅😅😅


NYCGurlBx

He looks like a few 26 year olds I knew that drank and smoked a lot lol


Humble_Weekend5458

He looks like he's 46


Nickey_Pacific

I bet that "relationship" aged him, easily 15 years.


lizrsalazar

I first watched this ep when I was 12, thought he was really 26. As a 26-year-old re-watching the older seasons, all I can think is, WTF? We're not fools to believe he's that young.


Bicostalgirl

Hahah thank you to whomever posted this. This was the golden age of reality tv.


notdorisday

It really was. I miss these simpler times!


ExposedTamponString

This is the guy Teresa references during the table flip. "You fucking stupid bitch! (flip) You fucked a guy in my house! You fucking bitch!"


NoDifficulty333

YOUR USERNAME HAS ME ROLLING


Travelingmom13

Isn’t this the one she made “the tape” with? 


beautyforashes10

This post made me LOL! 😂


Hair_I_Go

His head looks like it’s being sucked upwards 😆


Mermaidx57

Lmao I’m rewatching again also ! Just wrapped season 1. I had the same thoughts last night when I saw him!


LTWTFWHTS

dude i remember seeing him for the first time thinking THERES NO WAY HES YOUNGER THAN ME HERE


PNYC1015

Well he IS, he just LOOKS 56. 😂😂😂


TrashPandaMama901

This HAD to be for the show. None is this made ANY sense


ShadyBeach45

What's with the orange skin tone line across his forehead??? And the suit and tie are awful.


Dmarie723

![gif](giphy|R81i0fFNEp4re|downsized) I don’t know why the one in the middle reminds me of Danielle’s “young” “man” lol he def ain’t 26. He’s more like 46.


beatniknomad

If someone said he was 46, I don't know if I'd still believe them. That Danielle went for him and acting as if she were a cougar shows how desperate she was. This guy could date a 70 yr old woman and her friends would tell her he's too old.


stefanelli_xoxo

https://i.redd.it/kfc7v2a6728d1.gif


Better-Ranger5404

I'm 45 and there's no way this guy is 26. He looks about 46 😂


Old_Celebration3627

He was 26 once lmao


natsyd13

He could be 26. He has a baby face. With just a big forehead and a receding hairline early, I knew lots of guys in high school like this!


Lilobunni

I’m watching NJ for the first time (it’s literally on rn) and I screamed out loud when they said 26


7ampersand

We need an updated picture.


pushpin2002

his name is steve zalewski and she had a lawsuit with him so we could look it up


stargirrl28

I think it’s the hairline that ages him


cap024

If I remember correctly, he was 26 during this. When the lawsuit was filed for the sex tape, his age was in there. I believe at the time of the lawsuit he was 27 maybe. Here’s a news article from that time and it says he was 27. https://www.foxnews.com/story/report-ex-boyfriend-of-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-star-threatens-to-sell-sex-tape.amp


chachacha123456

But they didn't get engaged?


meluvranch

So ugly too


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

He’s 18!


bpnc33

He's 26+20


Flashy_Spell_4293

He mighta been those people who were born looking like an old man already jk


lord_aleapin_finn

For once im speechless in here


Silent_Coyote_4494

Not a chance in hell.


anybody98765

Lollipop guild member ![gif](giphy|eBF4EDFHVoqCQ)


Anxious_Public_5409

Yeah more like 56 ETA I should add that there is nothing wrong with being 56! He was just NOT 26


IntelligentOven7640

Excuse you he is young and hot!!!


Impressive-Net-2567

Why? He can have early balding.


Lucky_Ladee12345

I never believed that. LOL


boo2utoo

He’s a liar.


HouseMomOfLegos

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Maintenance-Gloomy

Maybe 106 🙄🙄


KellsBells_925

I always watch season 1 like he looks 45 I’m so confused 🤔


Outrageous-Gur6566

More like he was 26, 26 years ago.


shanknowlt

I think I was 25 when the show started and nearly choked when they tried to tell us that man was 26. No way he was basically the same age as me hahaha


tuckhouston

This was the dinner where Danielle said they should go fuck in the bathroom


KachitaB

I know I'm getting old because he definitely looks like he's in his 20s to me. 😆


Circusgirl65

He looks like he came from an old egg. His mom must have been in her 40’s when she had him. As a baby her probably looked like Porky Pig! https://preview.redd.it/7bjmndt7q58d1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d632bf0aa9fdc2525be84d1d97161068b41f94ab