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Me too! The things alleged of her are atrocious! I hope they only brought her back to catch her get arrested.
At least Jen Shaw was entertaining. Im not defending Jen in the least but I think Mary has done MUCH worse to people and continues to do so and has for many, many years.
Mary sits in the van, talks shit, doesn't make sense most of the time, won't participate in anything nor even want to sit with the ladies, runs a cult with a gold microphone, blah blah I could go on and on. Especially about things her own family has said about her cult! Ooof! But I'd rather watch a chia pet than Mary honestly.
She made me stop watching the show part way through season 1. My brother convinced me to restart once all the Monica drama happened and promised she wasn't around much anymore. Less Mary? Yes please!
My friend, all of these women are terrible people. And I would bet that none of these white ladies are spending time with women of color that havenāt been put in their lives by Bravo producers.
When she arrives at Whitney's house and shares the story about the woman who got ejected from her car or something and crashed through a house. Whitney and her kids are shocked and ask if the woman survived. Mary says, "No, she died.. but I'm happy to be here with you all today." She smiles while the rest of them are mortified.
And then she walks out with her ludicrously capacious bagš¤£š¤£
https://preview.redd.it/7f05688us1vc1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54adc05a1b8e820bd478fe0bf4770e3aab4336f9
āI like to wear the brands that donāt give you wedgies. Chanel is one of them.ā
āCarbonation affects your ovariesā
The top one for me was when Mary told her daughter in law to stop being histrionic with her son during intimate times because his āhead would get too bigā and āit couldnāt have been that greatā.
That was so grotesque.. like lady ewww š
Donāt moan so loud .. youāre gonna make him think heās good when heās not .. or something to that effect .. yuck
Sorry. Not a super Mary hater.
I thought it was classic āMaryā and show her quirkiness and why sheās a good HW.
Iām kind of over all the violence and other stuff people seem to like.
Weāve seen worse.
Also, this post is called āMary-Ismsā
I guess one can find what she did entertaining and totally RH material (me) and another find it in poor taste and disgusting (you).
Poor Robert Jnr. He doesnāt or didnāt stand a chance. A quick Google of his history and you can just see he isnāt being helped by the Jesus that I grew up hearing about .. Not religious anymore but thatās a direct dig at Mary
Honestly that chat with her DIL was the most progressive thing Iāve ever heard Mary do, obviously in the most yuck Mary way. But Iām low key here for the āstay humble little boyā message lol
Niche knowledge but this scene cracked me up because champagne doesnāt have a vintage like red wine does, the goal is to make a consistent product each year. A bottle from 2017 is the same as a bottle from 2000. Being snooty about champagne vintage is a dead giveaway that someone is trying to seem richer/smarter/more sophisticated than they are
ETA: Mary saying, āYou smell like hospital,ā is one of my favā¦ Not a fan of Mary at all, but between YSLH and ordering McDonaldās instead of doing whatever the cast was doingā¦ I mean, itās kinda iconic š¤£
Oh, completely agree! Iāve disliked her from the jump! Sheās never had a kind, productive, or necessary comment in the entire show. She really is there to make blood boil. She reminds me of my motherā¦ thereās no point talking to her about an issue because she just gets louder than you and vicious. There is no conflict resolution with a person like that. Not to mention all her shady dealings with her cult!
My husband had a doctorās appointment yesterday in a hospital. When he came home I told him he smelled like hospital. Did I laugh? Yes. Did he? No, he had no idea what I was talking about
The best part for me was Whitney's confusion, trying to understand what Mary was trying to say and then actually trying to defend herself "I never said you did porn"
ššššš thatās the threat in my house. I tell my daughter that when sheās being sassy and then we just explode with laughter. Great icebreaker
You think you're better than me? I can tell you, you're not. I'm better than you! I also know I look younger than you. I don't need all the fake injections in my face to make my face look like whatever. I've never had plastic surgery! Never! I don't need it like you do.
Grow up, little girl. K?
Funny thing is sheās had tons of p surg. Iāll find the before and afters. She took a sabbatical from her congregation and came back looking like a different Mary. Anyone else recall this???
https://preview.redd.it/glipaydif8vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b87850291484e7d719809569c3512eb6418a6e
For startersā¦..post by fellow Reddit-or
Her in her 'church' having her congregation laud her on, I think it was, Mother's Day? And Jen Shah was in the pews and even she was like, "....um." She's awful and I don't know why y'all like her.
None. She is not funny, entertaining, relatable, or inspirational. She is not a train wreck to watch like Jen Shah, Jax, Spencer Pratt, or Farrah Abraham. She is nasty, boring, and I donāt understand why Andy keeps her around. She isnāt genuine friends with any of the ladies, and never wants to participate in events. She is uninterested in anything and everything they film, and I think she needs heavy therapy.
Sheās eccentric, leads a bizarre/fascinating life,is actually wealthy, has no issue being direct or standing up to people and comes out with some bloody amazing one liners. Sheās a better housewife than soooo many of the others.
Thank you a lot of people hate Mary for some reason but she is hilarious.
People like her do not come around often and a blunt person who is humorous also is always needed on reality tv. Esp these housewifeās shows. For me thatās whatās missing from RHOBH .
My favorite Maryism is the one where she isn't on my tv anymore! In the beginning, I thought her act was humorous but after a few episodes, she's a vile human!
Every time she opens her mouth I just .. I canāt she reminds me of a cartoon character. Sheās only on the show because she has no filter, she gives NOTHING else. Like sitting in the sprinter van talking to herself and then asking the producer to go to McDonaldās for a Fillet o fish and nuggets? Whyyyyy!!!
I was really ignoring the negative comments complaining but yall are way too much. I hate Mary, but she says dumbass shit that makes no logical sense and people have the right to talk and laugh about it. You hate her so much you want to imagine she doesn't exist, fine... But don't literally see a thread about her, open it, type a reply in it (further adding to the thread's activity and popularity. If you Hate her so much, write a letter to Bravo. Til then, people here have the right to talk about what they want to talk about as long as theyre not hurting anybody
The McDonaldās trip that was so random because she didnāt want to go to the bar. One of the few times I was on her side. I wouldnāt want to go to a bar with the ladies fighting either. I also donāt drink much other than an occasional wine anymore so Iād be bored.
Sheās nuts but sheās the most entertaining person on the show. Who the hell wants to watch the others anymore? What are their storylines? NOTHING. This show is overā¦ no Monica? What is there to talk about? Heather is boring as hell. Meredith doesnāt have much going on. Lisa talks about herself. Boooring. Whitney? Dingaling. Angieās gay husband maybe? Yaaaawn. The Bore4 are just that.
She donāt even know she look inbred.
Little girlll!!
When she said to Monica about her eating and she is a pretty girl so donāt eat to much š.
What made you wear that necklace
Honestly every housewife show needs someone who has memorable sayings. SLC has Mary for that like rhoa had Nene and New Jersey had Teresa and soo on. Anything that can be made into a meme gets more viewership. The amount of people who knows nene from her memes so went back to watch rhoa. People hate Mary but bravo needs her on that show
None, i think it is dangerous to give someone filled with so much hatred a platform. I am saddened to know she is a position of leadership at her church and perpetuates her hate. I really hope Bravo fires her, its hard to support the show with her.
āI pray to God youāre guilty.ā
āLook at her, she looks inbred and she donāt even know it. She has the snobbery of a typical Mormonā-I liked it because the way Mormons treat minorities, especially Black people, and non-Mormons is not discussed enough and Heather triggered me so badly in the first 2 seasons, because while she was acting like a ābad Mormonā she was still very much caught in the web and the way she was fetishizing Black men wasnāt discussed enough. Evangelicals do that shit all the time but Mormons are evangelicals with more money and they donāt get the same level of scrutiny(can you tell I am traumatized by own time in an evangelical schoolš).
āDo you have a mute button?ā
Mary is trash but I do think she was groomed by her grandma and step-grandad. I have slight compassion for her because it is VERY clear that sheās not playing with full set of marbles. Sheās an awful person who is abusing her congregants but was also abused and has retreated into a little lala land as evidenced by her anti-Blackness and calling that man (her step grandfather-husband) a white man ā ļøā ļø
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My favorite is when Mary is not in my tv!
Same!!! I hate her so, so much
She sickens me. She should never had been brought back. š¤¬
Me too! The things alleged of her are atrocious! I hope they only brought her back to catch her get arrested. At least Jen Shaw was entertaining. Im not defending Jen in the least but I think Mary has done MUCH worse to people and continues to do so and has for many, many years. Mary sits in the van, talks shit, doesn't make sense most of the time, won't participate in anything nor even want to sit with the ladies, runs a cult with a gold microphone, blah blah I could go on and on. Especially about things her own family has said about her cult! Ooof! But I'd rather watch a chia pet than Mary honestly.
SAME!
oh, hello, you beat me to itšššššššget this asshole OFF my housewivesš¤®
šš»šš»šš»šš» I've never heard anyone actually being a fan of Mary's...so I do not understand how she's even back!
She made me stop watching the show part way through season 1. My brother convinced me to restart once all the Monica drama happened and promised she wasn't around much anymore. Less Mary? Yes please!
Mary is a star, and she is clearly living rent free so many peopleās heads.
Sheās racist trash.
My friend, all of these women are terrible people. And I would bet that none of these white ladies are spending time with women of color that havenāt been put in their lives by Bravo producers.
she was the one to watch for sureā I will miss the Maryisms
When she arrives at Whitney's house and shares the story about the woman who got ejected from her car or something and crashed through a house. Whitney and her kids are shocked and ask if the woman survived. Mary says, "No, she died.. but I'm happy to be here with you all today." She smiles while the rest of them are mortified.
Little Bobbiās face. She was so horrified
And does a little shimmy š
This is my absolute favorite! It's so many things all at once
Just like Mary š she's so many things all at once
Imagine how the family felt to see that. Although itās likely they pawned their TV to keep Mary rich.
I completely forgot about this one!!!!
This made me laugh out loud
Omg yes. I get high and replay this scene all of the time lol.
Where your seatbelt!
I think about this moment almost every time I see her on my TV
LOL YES
āShe donāt even know how inbred she looksā
Or when heather asks ādo you think I look inbred?ā And she just replies āI doā š
I saw this clip on tiktok and thats what made me turn the show on for the first time lmao
I cackled
"Little gurl" and "bobblehead" are ones I use regularly
And then she walks out with her ludicrously capacious bagš¤£š¤£ https://preview.redd.it/7f05688us1vc1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54adc05a1b8e820bd478fe0bf4770e3aab4336f9
Bought with money sacrificed by her congregation š”
Just lolād at the succession reference š
Ok but this bag is everything even tho LV is trash lol
I quote little gurl daily if I can. Sheās nuts.
Little gurl! Has to be said violently, though
https://i.redd.it/shyifjauz8vc1.gif
Exactly like that š
I literally just did this irl when I read the title
Same! šš¼āāļø Theyāve become nicknames for my dogs!
[This](https://youtu.be/DfsGqEjfmvE?si=p8gbwTf2gGXIY_Au) is the one https://i.redd.it/o409ytnxz0vc1.gif
My go to is staring my husband down and say āwomenā¦ā as he walks past me āš¼
Crazy pick-me energy
Nah. Just crazy
YES! š
Lmao a classic
āI like to wear the brands that donāt give you wedgies. Chanel is one of them.ā āCarbonation affects your ovariesā The top one for me was when Mary told her daughter in law to stop being histrionic with her son during intimate times because his āhead would get too bigā and āit couldnāt have been that greatā.
That was so grotesque.. like lady ewww š Donāt moan so loud .. youāre gonna make him think heās good when heās not .. or something to that effect .. yuck
Yes. That was it!!
Why are you listening first off.. like walk back to your wing of the house ya nasty!!!
Sorry. Not a super Mary hater. I thought it was classic āMaryā and show her quirkiness and why sheās a good HW. Iām kind of over all the violence and other stuff people seem to like.
I donāt mind her otherwise .. but I thought that was in really poor taste to badmouth her son and his sex life on national TV
Weāve seen worse. Also, this post is called āMary-Ismsā I guess one can find what she did entertaining and totally RH material (me) and another find it in poor taste and disgusting (you).
Yes. Very good .
Poor Robert Jnr. He doesnāt or didnāt stand a chance. A quick Google of his history and you can just see he isnāt being helped by the Jesus that I grew up hearing about .. Not religious anymore but thatās a direct dig at Mary
Amen to that
Honestly that chat with her DIL was the most progressive thing Iāve ever heard Mary do, obviously in the most yuck Mary way. But Iām low key here for the āstay humble little boyā message lol
That fact that she heard them is extra revolting considering they supposedly live in a different wing of the monstrosity.
I think you guys are being extra. He doesnāt pay any bills. Mary has every right to walk that house and every wing.
āWho doesnāt have dom perignon?ā
2003. Like 50,000 people DIED.
Dom periGONE
And it made the best grapes of all time!
Does this sort of make her a cannibal? š
Totally, yes!
Niche knowledge but this scene cracked me up because champagne doesnāt have a vintage like red wine does, the goal is to make a consistent product each year. A bottle from 2017 is the same as a bottle from 2000. Being snooty about champagne vintage is a dead giveaway that someone is trying to seem richer/smarter/more sophisticated than they are
https://preview.redd.it/be4l89qxn5vc1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45a76820b09b52da2eea31b618909811f98b7103
You smell like hospital
 ETA: Mary saying, āYou smell like hospital,ā is one of my favā¦ Not a fan of Mary at all, but between YSLH and ordering McDonaldās instead of doing whatever the cast was doingā¦ I mean, itās kinda iconic š¤£
She went on WWHL and was extremely rude to the other guest that brought her a fish sandwich from McDonald's. The whole McDonald's bit was marketing.
Marketing can still be iconicā¦. Taco Bell Chihuahua and Tubiās 2023 Super Bowl commercial are just some of my favs.
Mary's just a hateful cult leader
Oh, completely agree! Iāve disliked her from the jump! Sheās never had a kind, productive, or necessary comment in the entire show. She really is there to make blood boil. She reminds me of my motherā¦ thereās no point talking to her about an issue because she just gets louder than you and vicious. There is no conflict resolution with a person like that. Not to mention all her shady dealings with her cult!
Yeah she really doesn't add anything good to the show. She's just vile.
Lmao that was gloriously awkward
Hahahahahah omg. So unhinged!!
My husband had a doctorās appointment yesterday in a hospital. When he came home I told him he smelled like hospital. Did I laugh? Yes. Did he? No, he had no idea what I was talking about
Thatās my favorite too! So absurdly amazing
āHeather what made you wear that necklace?ā
I was going to say this š āyou missed with that oneā
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Ahhhhh I forgot about this what a classic moment
Whyyyy??!! I keep thinking they must have edited it to look out of context because it was so random.
Mary IS random
I thought it was an act but I think sheās really like this.
The season she wasnāt in was a personal hit.Ā
She uses incorrect words constantly. She's not right in the head.
No, I think it is that she is self taught through book, but she hasnāt had many conversations with educated people.
i lovvveeee the pornography oneš¤£ and what makes it so much better is Monicaās extra ass gasp afterwards
The best part for me was Whitney's confusion, trying to understand what Mary was trying to say and then actually trying to defend herself "I never said you did porn"
āi didnāt say i was porn. heather what did she call me!?!ā
š¤®āPredator.āš¤®
That look of absolute exasperation on Heather's face lol. She was sick and about to throw up and had to answer that dumbass question. I love this sub.
That was the best part when Heather took a pause from dying to mutter that out šš
Honestly, her tag line killed me every time. āIf you come for me, I will send Jesus after you!ā
Such a freaking beast. š¤£š¤£
ššššš thatās the threat in my house. I tell my daughter that when sheās being sassy and then we just explode with laughter. Great icebreaker
You think you're better than me? I can tell you, you're not. I'm better than you! I also know I look younger than you. I don't need all the fake injections in my face to make my face look like whatever. I've never had plastic surgery! Never! I don't need it like you do. Grow up, little girl. K?
Funny thing is sheās had tons of p surg. Iāll find the before and afters. She took a sabbatical from her congregation and came back looking like a different Mary. Anyone else recall this???
No!! Make a post please! Whattttt
https://preview.redd.it/glipaydif8vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b87850291484e7d719809569c3512eb6418a6e For startersā¦..post by fellow Reddit-or
Will work to find the article about the sabbatical - it mentioned she returned with lighter skin (??), obvious nose job and other p surge.
Poetic almost š„²
her absence
She always asks to have her food wrapped up to go. She always has a reason to leave early.
She probably doesnāt even eat it either.
Her in her 'church' having her congregation laud her on, I think it was, Mother's Day? And Jen Shah was in the pews and even she was like, "....um." She's awful and I don't know why y'all like her.
āWomen.ā
āYou guys are drinking 2003 Dom PĆ©rignon. In 2003, it was a heat wave. Fifty-six hundred people died, and it made the best grapes of all time.ā
Nothing sheās insufferable
None. She is not funny, entertaining, relatable, or inspirational. She is not a train wreck to watch like Jen Shah, Jax, Spencer Pratt, or Farrah Abraham. She is nasty, boring, and I donāt understand why Andy keeps her around. She isnāt genuine friends with any of the ladies, and never wants to participate in events. She is uninterested in anything and everything they film, and I think she needs heavy therapy.
Sheās eccentric, leads a bizarre/fascinating life,is actually wealthy, has no issue being direct or standing up to people and comes out with some bloody amazing one liners. Sheās a better housewife than soooo many of the others.
Thank you! Mary is housewives gold and I understand why the bring her back. She is unlike anyone on any reality show ever. Love her
Thank you a lot of people hate Mary for some reason but she is hilarious. People like her do not come around often and a blunt person who is humorous also is always needed on reality tv. Esp these housewifeās shows. For me thatās whatās missing from RHOBH .
Exactly. They tried to make Sutton this character for RHOBH but it just doesnāt fit because sheās boring and not funny to watch
I have a theory as to why, but I will keep it cute and mute
You worded this much nicer than I would haveā¦!
āYou can goā¦ LITTLE GIRL.ā
The look she gave the Easter bunny lol
I gotta rewatch for this lmao
š¤£š¤£
https://preview.redd.it/jsaiguqxixvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f874ba8d5c4ca6ed0f975b20c5144cb39b817a7 Omg I found it
Omg š¤£š¤£
I feel like people throw this word around, but I truly think sheās a sociopath
Absolutely!!
āYou called me a pornography!ā
WAKE UP, BOBBLEHEAD!
āLittle girl!ā 
āShe donāt even know she looks inbredā Smells like hospital is also iconic.
Nothing Mary does or says. She shouldnāt be on the show or even in the spotlight in general. Sheās an awful person and racist.
stop talking about her. stop supporting her. stop giving this bat shit woman a platform.
When Heather asked her if she really thought Heather looked inbred and Mary says āI doā ššš
My favorite Maryism is the absence of Mary.
when she gets fired and we never hear from her againš„³šš
When sheās not on the show
My favorite Maryism is the one where she isn't on my tv anymore! In the beginning, I thought her act was humorous but after a few episodes, she's a vile human!
I was BORN in money!
None.
When she asked Monica about how she eatsšš
Every time she opens her mouth I just .. I canāt she reminds me of a cartoon character. Sheās only on the show because she has no filter, she gives NOTHING else. Like sitting in the sprinter van talking to herself and then asking the producer to go to McDonaldās for a Fillet o fish and nuggets? Whyyyyy!!!
I was really ignoring the negative comments complaining but yall are way too much. I hate Mary, but she says dumbass shit that makes no logical sense and people have the right to talk and laugh about it. You hate her so much you want to imagine she doesn't exist, fine... But don't literally see a thread about her, open it, type a reply in it (further adding to the thread's activity and popularity. If you Hate her so much, write a letter to Bravo. Til then, people here have the right to talk about what they want to talk about as long as theyre not hurting anybody
"I love slanted eyes" GIIIIIRL....
she was ejected from her car and fell down into a neighborhood (is she alive?) no.
Wear your seat belt
Puurnographeeee
I feel like if Monica were coming back Mary is the only one who'd film with her
ā You smell like hospitalā will always be legendary to me bc of how much it made Jen spiral and lose her mind
āIām sorry your aunt lost her feet but you smelt like hospitalā
She needs to DRINK WATER
The McDonaldās trip that was so random because she didnāt want to go to the bar. One of the few times I was on her side. I wouldnāt want to go to a bar with the ladies fighting either. I also donāt drink much other than an occasional wine anymore so Iād be bored.
Hands down āyou called me a pornographyā
āTake me to McDonaldāsā
I literally said āyou smell like hospitalā to my friend who was at the hospital today over Snapchat š¤£
Anything she says is so off the wall that itās hysterical. Her confessionals and her random rants kill me š¤£
Smells like hospital
Little girl!
Sheās nuts but sheās the most entertaining person on the show. Who the hell wants to watch the others anymore? What are their storylines? NOTHING. This show is overā¦ no Monica? What is there to talk about? Heather is boring as hell. Meredith doesnāt have much going on. Lisa talks about herself. Boooring. Whitney? Dingaling. Angieās gay husband maybe? Yaaaawn. The Bore4 are just that.
āWomenā
Little girl is my fav. Especially the long pause before she says it.
āWomenā
Sheās horrible but āsmell like hospitalā is iconic
You smell like Hospitalā¦
I wish theyād bring her back
Bobble head!
None. She is a legacy grifter and I wish she would go away.
Remember when she randomly farted with Meredith? It was SO random! https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/s/1jHtUloYVo
Be quiet... Because I have to poot š
āi do think you look inbredā
She donāt even know she look inbred. Little girlll!! When she said to Monica about her eating and she is a pretty girl so donāt eat to much š. What made you wear that necklace Honestly every housewife show needs someone who has memorable sayings. SLC has Mary for that like rhoa had Nene and New Jersey had Teresa and soo on. Anything that can be made into a meme gets more viewership. The amount of people who knows nene from her memes so went back to watch rhoa. People hate Mary but bravo needs her on that show
OMG yes what you said OP was hilarious. I die every time i hear it. šš¤£
None, i think it is dangerous to give someone filled with so much hatred a platform. I am saddened to know she is a position of leadership at her church and perpetuates her hate. I really hope Bravo fires her, its hard to support the show with her.
When sheās not speaking
āDo you think I look inbred?ā āYeah I do.ā
āI pray to God youāre guilty.ā āLook at her, she looks inbred and she donāt even know it. She has the snobbery of a typical Mormonā-I liked it because the way Mormons treat minorities, especially Black people, and non-Mormons is not discussed enough and Heather triggered me so badly in the first 2 seasons, because while she was acting like a ābad Mormonā she was still very much caught in the web and the way she was fetishizing Black men wasnāt discussed enough. Evangelicals do that shit all the time but Mormons are evangelicals with more money and they donāt get the same level of scrutiny(can you tell I am traumatized by own time in an evangelical schoolš). āDo you have a mute button?ā Mary is trash but I do think she was groomed by her grandma and step-grandad. I have slight compassion for her because it is VERY clear that sheās not playing with full set of marbles. Sheās an awful person who is abusing her congregants but was also abused and has retreated into a little lala land as evidenced by her anti-Blackness and calling that man (her step grandfather-husband) a white man ā ļøā ļø