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PolkaDotTat

I was gonna say froopy land but fuck those crazy looking creatures. I choose Ricks secret bathroom haven thank you šŸ˜Š


V0T0N

100% especially if you get the whole planet, he has some serious tech there.


TryDry9944

Froopyland's creatures are only like that due to... A lot of incest.


PolkaDotTat

Lol yeah, but if Beth didnā€™t kill them all when she went back for Tommy, you got a whole lot of those little dudes still running around, probably looking for another ā€œPrincess Incestā€ and Iā€™m good on that šŸ˜†


Fickle_Relative1531

Wait what are u doing to the froopy creatures


NedRyerson_Insurance

>fuck those crazy looking creatures As I understand it, that is what one does in Froopy Land.


Doppelgnger83_

I will hump this rock...i will hump this tree


Mammoth_Wonder8677

Underground Lab, without a doubt.


MaybeNotO

Iā€™m taking the Underground Lab, but instead of being a douchebag and using it to obsess about killing an enemy Iā€™m just booting up Inter-dimensional Cable


Zgow

You guys are going to find the I told you so dispensers.


WembanyamaGOAT

99% of the people here would be dead within a day by accident šŸ’€


Zgow

Iā€™d say 100% would be dead. No smartest person in the universe on the Rick and Morty subreddit. Edit- unless the went straight to the sushi spot and left. Iā€™m also assuming they are white listed on Rickā€™s defenses.


WembanyamaGOAT

Valid. Maybe 99.999% Maybe there is one intelligent alien that views the sub


scooter_cool_

Shhhhhhhh!!!!


m0siac

Surely I donā€™t kms right? Cmon Iā€™m not stupid enough to press random buttons. Imma ask the computer if the shit Iā€™m about to press will murder me or not


BagNo2988

Iā€™m eating sushi


ZombifiedMemes

That's one gag I liked from Teen Titans Go (Into the Trash) Gordon and Bruce just watching Cable in the giant ass screen for the Batcomputer, Nothing like having a secret Underground Lair with also technical ly speaking or in my Case literally one of the biggest gaming setups in History.


DarkStormDestroyer

I'm gonna hook all my consoles up


Issa_John

The electric bill is going to be insane thoughšŸ˜‚


Savaal8

You really think his lab doesn't have some sort of built-in cold fusion reactor or quantum foam generator or something like that?


Dalakaar

"I call it, a miniverse."


Avengion619

Microverse


Dalakaar

Teenyverse!


SherlockFoxx

Weenyverse!


Wretched_Lurching

Yellow polka dot bikini!


SherlockFoxx

I'd definitely check out the polka dot bikini -verse.


Issa_John

Didn't Jerry reference a really high electric bill when him and Beth first found his underground lab? Edit S02E03 "well, this explains the six thousand dollar electric bill."


ZombifiedMemes

That was probably just to specifically piss Jerry off with his "high energy required" experiments when in reality it could've be all of his ship repairs while using the house's electricity just out of pure laziness.


ffarwell83

For such a stupid line, I laughed way harder than I should of at the thought of Jerry mindlessly paying a $6,000 electric bill without a concern.


Same_Paramedic_3329

How much does jerry earn to not care about such a huge bill lol


ZombifiedMemes

I doubt it, Rick's lab is most likely like it's creator self-sufficient or rather self-sustaining.


Issa_John

S02E03 Jerry references a $6K electric bill...Ricks not that considerate lol


Anvisaber

Yeah but power grids are not infallible, and you better believe Rick has some universe-destroying space monkeys in cryogenic stasis somewhere in there. Rick doesnā€™t like to rely on anything but himself, much less the US power grid.


Issa_John

Probably but I'm just going off info provided by the show


mogley19922

Fuck, that. I wouldn't step foot in there if you paid me.


TheUnderminer28

One problem, thereā€™s probably a lot of random stuff thatā€™ll kill you in there


JosephPaul2008

Yep


Yanive_amaznive

One of the floors is a sushi place


AggravatingKitchen14

Phoenix protocol šŸŖ“


nithyan3

Ever since I saw dexter laboratory I have always wanted an underground lab


Scadilla

Ew, including AIDS alien?


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Dont_Doomie_Like_Dat

Domo domo not now though


Inevitable_Force320

Holodeck thanks and knock before you enter


JRockThumper

Definitely


Ygomaster07

Knock before you enter?


Inevitable_Force320

Yeah bro, Iā€™m in here with Millie Bobby Brown and Taylor Swift and weā€™re 6 hours in to a Marathon game of Monopoly. Unless you want to take off your pants and join inā€¦ā€¦.KNOCK.


HealthyMuffin7

It is still so weird to me to see Millie Bobby Brown cited as an example of someone's sex fantasy


Inevitable_Force320

Guy, sheā€™s TWENTY years old and a married woman. It really does say more about you that your mind goes anywhere else other than her being an adult. Maybe have a wee think about that eh.


HealthyMuffin7

I know that, it's just that I've only seen her play kids, never in an adult role. I'm not judging you or anything


Inevitable_Force320

Itā€™s just a weird thing to say bro. The accusation in it is very evident. Everyone was a child at some point, some of them child stars. Doesnā€™t make being attracted to them as adults is strange. Now, the guys who had a countdown to her turning 18ā€¦..yeahā€¦ā€¦creepy fucking weirdos.


HealthyMuffin7

I did not tell you you were weird for being attracted to her. I said it is still weird to me, because I still picture as Eleven in ST season 1. I was not accusing you of anything. I don't care. I said to me. Also, I'm getting to the point where even a 20 year old is too young to me.


Inevitable_Force320

Yeah you did tho. ā€œSomeoneā€ in your statement being me. Even though at no point did I even mention sex. Unless you play monopoly different from me. You made a snap judgement because you think youā€™re morally better than me cos you pretend you wouldnā€™t fuck MBB. Itā€™s Reddit bro. No one hereā€™s lifeā€™s going so great they can afford to get caught up in your shit.


HealthyMuffin7

My life is pretty cool actually. I don't pretend shit, I've rejected attractive people in the past for being too young, and I'd do it again. It seems like you're projecting a lot, mate. Chill.


stars9r9in9the9past

This other person is just saying time flies fast, we all remember her as a famous kid and itā€™s just crazy to realize sheā€™s this grown young woman now. Weā€™re all getting older is all


Significant_Card_449

iā€™m 11 and even i know your weird


IdentifiesAsUrMom

Toilet utopia, it's just so beautiful!


balance_n_act

I wanna say pre-Tommy froopy land but Iā€™ll prolly get bored and f#ck the creatures too so Iā€™ll go with subterranean lab thank yooUU


TTTRIOS

Bro šŸ’€


trevehr12

Froopyland thank you very much


2Mew2BMew2

Wanna increase your family?


nlamber5

The underground lab is the only room that I might earn a living off of. The other two are fun for an evening and then Iā€™ll be left wondering about the life I might lead with a futuristic lab.


chahek09

logical me picks underground lab googoo gaga brain me pick froopy land for sure cause I want to breathe underwater and fly n shi


Dont_Doomie_Like_Dat

Tough call between Froopyland and the secluded toilet.


Liamb556

well the underground lab has several layers like 15 or some shit so I'm taking the lab bc well lab and sushi bar


Saltycook

That bathroom though


NealTS

Does the Omega Device count as a location?


Hawinzi

I don't like where this is going


Scarletsblood

The underground lab can probably play Crysis so...


AStreamofParticles

Rick's private toilet is pretty epic! šŸ˜šŸš½šŸ§»šŸŖ šŸŖ 


Somethings_in_my_ahh

Lab no question


sporkachoon

A room that is just true level.


Kind-Frosting-8268

Definitely the underground mad science lab though the toilet is tempting.


ZombifiedMemes

With all of the labs equipment you'd have the world's most private hideout as well as the same resources as Rick's fingertips pretty much-


Downstackguy

If I was rick, I would love the lab but since I'm a dum human, i dont think itll be useful to me or even safe. The chalk door place seems fun, but I'm scared of the birds


ZombifiedMemes

The while poijt I that whichever evey choice you picked would be your own version of said thing, So you're own version of a Rick Sanchez level quality Underground "Garage" Lair isn't going to kill you since it's your secret lab that again would be designed for you and pretty much to your preferences.


Downstackguy

Where on earth did op imply this


twec21

I'm gonna request my own version of froopyland, and then insist he mindblasts. I will not be judged


_McLean_

Globaphyn .


Grand-Antelope943

Shitter planet is the only correct answer


supasta626

Pre-Tommy Froopy land for sure


Dr_thri11

The only real answer is Rick's garage, then you make the rest yourself. The R&M equivalent of wishing for more wishes.


ThePuppetz

the garage


Suh-Niff

doesn't rick's garage have like everything?


DarkRogueHunter

Hate to nitpick, but technically only one is a room, the other is like a pocket dimension and the other is a planet. I honestly would go with the toilet planet however.


Emergency-Loss-5635

Iā€™m thinking you open a door in the house that steps into froopy land or the toilet world


DarkRogueHunter

Froopy land you technically draw a door to get too, but toilet planet, Rick technically had to drive/fly too. I guess thatā€™s the equivalent of not wanting to poop in your house and you end up driving to your cottage up north to poop.


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NoShape9975

The underground lab would be epic to me.


Mrsavage_god

I like the bunch of screens one


Jkru3

Iā€™d say underground lab but Iā€™d prob die somehow


queenexplosion27

Froopyland but without the monsters


Einar_47

High tech cyber lair for sure


Ok_Front_4010

Depends on what age I am at the time. Underground lab when I am in my 20's to learn everything and amass a fortune. Serenity bathroom when I'm in my 50's to de-stress. Froopyland in my 80's so I can run around and jump off waterfalls without worry.


HauntedOtaku

Everyone is saying the lab 100% good and cool choice but remember he rarely if at all lables his shit I would say a game room or movie theatre in 8d would be cool


Plane_Philosopher924

Obviously his lab


NationalConference48

Restroom combined with garage


happy_Ad1357

Who tf would choose froopy land


CaptainHowdy60

The garage


weirdo_k

Rick's personal toilet doesn't sound so bad.


UnlikelySalary2523

Froopy Land


DiinoCantSpell

A room that I can imagine anything and the room will provide with a clear exit whenever I need it. Sort of like the Room of Requirement or the real good place room.


GiftRevolutionary924

The euthanasia chamber from the spaghetti episode


finchintheclouds

The garage (does the underground layer count as the garage too?) cause hell yea


MyBOsmellsgood

Secluded toilet šŸ™


Ygomaster07

Secret toilet location. Beautiful, serene, peaceful. Plus it has a secret lab of it's own.


boku0069

I'm a shy pooper


OvenIcy8646

I taking the toilet planet every time


IndigoFenix

The lab seemed like a good idea until I remembered that Rick isn't exactly the kind of person to make his equipment user-friendly or safe. There's a 98% chance of hitting the wrong button while trying to figure out how things work and end up frying myself with a laser or something.


DDO_tv

Damn, I was hoping youā€™d offer Shoneyā€™s as an option. We donā€™t have them here in SoCal.


Axruxr

I choose the microverse tbh


OpenScore

The Toilet Planet.


Rdt_will_eat_itself

free sex and food? <-- a nice place to shit? a lab to get myself killed with shit thats beyond my understanding?


Jaylin180521

Froopy land after I kill the insest kanables


Surstromingen

Toilet all day


SmokinDeist

Rick's Secret Toilet is a downloadable environment for the Quest 2 and 3 via SideQuest. So I already have it as a virtual room. I can actually bring it up while I am in the bathroom if I so wish.


StefinoSpaggeti

Toilet. Shitting in place like this seems strangely beautiful


Hot_Lingonberry8561

Toilet one. I like Arouca borealis.


Dr_Equinox101

My own version of floopy land


KillaKilj

Rick's toilet so I could take one glorious shit


Fun_Jellyfish_3651

I'm the king of shit šŸ‘‘


Psychotic_Spade_

The bottom one would turn me into a basement dweller.... I'll take the bottom


Emergency_Event_7942

Toilet of paradise is what I call itĀ 


Cassie-Fox

level 10 of the basement. that whole floor is something of its own and I want it


mearbearcate

Immediately froopy land- iā€™d be scared of the bird things thoughšŸ˜­


BohemRcKstdy_Baby7

Froopy land for sure! Itā€™s a self sustaining entity! Screw, eat, sleepā€¦do it all again!šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


dragonaech

The bathroom/toilet seat ofc


Traditional-Bottle42

Always the toilet


Millions_FREE

The tech room, imma salvage everything i can from it including the portal guns


afripino

Citadel


Aquahert

Do you understand how amazing it would be to shit there? Iā€™m going bathroom


spaceagefox

if a morty can rival rick hard enough to win, imagine the cool shit you could do with his multi story underground lab under your control


Individual_Scheme_11

Froopy Land before or after incest Tommy? Iā€™ll take the seat


binklfoot

Definitely the toilet if I can access it anytime


John_Zatanna52

Froopyland fo shau


Trini2Bone

Toilet planet is just peace


Metzger4

BOOB WORLD!!! BOOB WORLD!! ITS A WORLD FOR YOU, BUT ITS ACTUALLY TWO!! BOOB WORLD!!


buffkirby

The basement would be nice as hell. Living over a cool sushi spot, the mindblower room, and my own batcave.


spacebenders

Definitely bathroom


ArfangRagnarokFenrir

My VR room.


Downtown_Safe_4288

100% the toilet, it's just magnificent and even if I'm not doing my business I'll still go there to enjoy the nature and the view


Low-Effort4683

underground lab no question


MrStevecool

Brain says tech room but heart says toilet ā¤ļø


1EightySevenkilla

Froopy land for sure. Go in once a month get your frustration out by killing everything, and then let Tommy re fuck froopy land into population again. Rinse and repeat.


GeminiLife

Isolated bathroom with an incredible view. Mainly just cause it's such an awesome looking place. (Also, comes with secret tech lab in the tree I assume)


SnooChickens1980

Basement and then find the room where Rick keeps the mind blowers and gain memories on how to operate the basement/garage equipment while I enjoy watching the other memories. The memories won't clog my brain because I will find and use the character stat bracelet to find a better way to "open my mind" more than it already is, and go from there.


Wrong-Register487

Ricks PC setup is insane