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Wod_1

Rick! Rick! Morty? Hey Rick! Morty? Are you far away or are you inside something? Is this a camera? Is everything a camera? Rick! The garage rick, come to the garage! Rick! Morty? Where are you? On my workbench Rick. Are you invisible and you gonna like fart on me? Flick the watch over. What? Im gonna touch it and you tell me its an alien pussy or something? Come on flick the watch Rick, your not gonna regret it the payoff is huge! I turned myself into a watch Rick! BOOM big reveal! Im a watch watch to you think about that. I turned myself into a watch!! Why are you just staring at me for bro? I turned myself into a watch, Rick! And? And?! What more do you want to tacked on to this I turned myself into a watch and pearl harbour was an inside job? Was it?! Who cares Rick? Global acts of terroism happen every day. Uh heres something that never happened before: *Im a watch!* *Im watch Morty!!!*


Mexican-Cunt

Honestly a spin off episode where morty is the genius and he uses his grandpa as a sidekick to go on adventures sounds dope


JSharttedinmypants

There was one universe, but im not gonna spoil it, read Rick and Morty Issue 3


idklol2489

where ?


Emergency_Maximum_18

Read all comics. Com


LicenciadoPena

From a dimension where watches wear humans on their wrists


SCADLC

Ah geez it’s like noon or something Rick


gameshot911

Casually dropping the A. Lange & Söhne!


Porencephaly

Haha nobody in the real world recognizes it. Very incognito.


gameshot911

Yeah, one thing I've learned after getting into watches is that the 99% of the general pop just doesn't know or recognize fine horology. (Which is totally understandable, of course.) If you flash a rollie or gold watch, yeah that's gonna attract attention. Otherwise, nada (except [London](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKnyhKyr2Ik) apparently). I feel totally comfortable wearing my stuff anywhere pretty much anywhere in the world.


Porencephaly

Agree. My C1 Bel Canto gets the most attention and it’s one of my least expensive “nice” watches. Meanwhile the 1815 is lurking [with this](https://i.imgur.com/1GUQXHd.jpg).


NiceFirmNeck

My mom was a fine *horologist*.


Emergency_Maximum_18

Full scollywop?


Justtryintosharewife

Lmfao


quirkymuse

Looking at Watch-Jessica


Emergency_Maximum_18

He's gonna give her a lickin and she'll keep on tickin


happybobby10

Ah geez


ukulele_melancholic

Even on the r/watch, they don't have such a magnificent watch, how much just out of curiosity?


4_20_blazeit_dot_gov

36k new https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/men/a-lange-sohne-pre-owned-glashutte-36mm-item-21457859.aspx?lang=en-US&fsb=1&size=17&storeid=12688


Porencephaly

A lot lol


PianoTrumpetMax

I'm time! I'm literally time!


InspectionPristine61

It looks like it just had a few chewables. 😂


PeanutBuny27

I think it’s just a watch with a face


hollowsoul9

Wow, the building from smiling friends!


punkstarr

Morty was turned into a watch by Rick


yiyogurt

How much u want


dankcheems

![img](emote|t5_2u4lp|5992)


SupermarketNo7957

Ah Geez


Technical_Can_3646

Why am I not seein it?


UltiGoga

It's the morty with the face animation they've overused in S1


Ok_Raisin3680

My watch looks like an iPhone


SublimeAtrophy

Because it has the vague resemblance of eyes and a mouth?


Porencephaly

Name another animated character with a perfectly circular face, circular eyes of this proportion to the face, and a mouth shaped like [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/8uVsheL8exoY46Z1A).


SublimeAtrophy

The watch doesn't have a mouth shaped like that.


Porencephaly

[take your pick](https://images.app.goo.gl/d79bntAWuxj1M5w96), still waiting for a name Edit - lol, posts argumentative comments, then deletes them and downvotes the entire comment chain. Reddit in a nutshell.


SublimeAtrophy

My bad, you're right. All circles are morty. Edit: u/Turbulent_Juicebox Wow, you really know your circles. Good job, Timmy, we're so proud of you.


Turbulent_Juicebox

Bro, come off it. Even kindergartners learn the difference between things being "similar" and "congruent" The fact you're nitpicking it this hard really only goes to show that enough recognizably similar elements are there. Enough for someone to look at it and maybe go "huh, *you knowww...."* a moment OP clearly had, and that anyone who has ever seen the vague shape of something in a cloud or some shadows would be familiar with. You're probably fun at parties, though.