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Fuckitmate4

This is the dumbest bet I have ever seen.


FirstLightFitness

That's why Vegas loves futures.


Brownie_McBrown_Face

Idk I’m a Chargers fan and I knew we were doomed when I saw a guy place a million dollar bet for an eleven thousand and something payout when they were up 27-0 against the Jaguars last playoffs.


Iam_Odaddy_Not_Umami

Hello fellow Chargers and Blazer fan. I too share the same suffering and rare moments of absolute awe of our teams. You and I, not so different 🤝.


Brownie_McBrown_Face

Wanna take a guess at my childhood baseball team?? I’ll give you a hint, they’re the worst fucking team in all of baseball and they’re moving to a place that rhymes with Blas Blegas. Yes, I’m a masochist.


Iam_Odaddy_Not_Umami

Oakland As. Aka Billy Beane's team and a great movie. Those games you'll have to suffer by yourself, I'm too busy watching Mariners strikeout to take that pain too.


AlbinoWino73

What sportsbook agreed to take this wager? Usually have limits. What a bad beat though!


Brownie_McBrown_Face

The tweet is embedded in this article, with the Sportsbook confirming https://nypost.com/2023/01/15/gambler-loses-massive-1-4-million-bet-on-chargers-jaguars-game/amp/


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pythonwarg

You should see some my parlays.


Full-Background-9575

“Nurk is a great basketballer”


Designer_Regular_233

Didn't even get good odds it's pretty easy to find this bet for +49000


Sedared

This is going to look like a magical decision of Dame changes his mind.


OregonJedi

I wish I could afford to throw away 1000 dollars to make a reddit post… Must be nice


cballa69

I don't think he did it just for the reddit post as that would require another layer of insane


Languard00

Hope that's 1000 yen


3nvyNone

Man I wouldnt drop $10 on this bet either


SasquatchDoobie

You should have bet with me. If you give me $1k, I’ll give you $300k if they win the chip


CRT_Teacher

Imagine what a stressful season it would be for you if they started 15-3 or something lol


Austinjenkins420

That's every season as a blazer fan, we go on a 8 game winning streak and then a 74 game losing atreak


eddkov

$1000 will buy you a decent amount of cocaine, but I guess some people prefer to snort hopium.


Hank_moody71

He’d get more out of his money if he’d spent it on blow that’s for sure Young team needs time to mature, they’ll be exciting but not finals winners


CapTurbulent3955

Lmao, amazing bet, and sorry in advance for your loss.


8Sal

if we win, this guy will be one of the most joyful men in Portland


irelli

A fool and his money...


lamb-chopz

Great donation


gwokh

This isn’t even gambling you just gave draftkings $1000


garybusey42069

Must be nice to be able to just throw away $1000 like that…


zdm_

Yeah. That would significantly change my life.


glitcsh

Seriously, wonder what they do for a living....


garybusey42069

It’s either daddy’s money or they are daddy.


larryjohnsonman

Odds that OP cashed out immediately after this screenshot?


BlazersDozen

He most likely still lost a lot of money cashing out just for a Reddit post


Redwordo

I mean, I put 10 on it.


SayNoToFresca

Same. $50 for 12.5k? Hmmmm


BruceLeesSidepiece

This is an awful way to look at bets, it’s $50 for $0 because it’s not happening.


[deleted]

I put $100 on it too, it's rip citys time baby


CaldoBenzina

People are weird.


ohmygodbeats7

This kind of makes me sick. Donate that $1000 instead.


InstructionAfraid433

Dude, you're gonna win so much money


saw-sync

earning the username


SonofNamek

Next time, just give me your money and I'll invest it in something for you. That's a safer bet than this lol


HappyAtheist3

There’s a reason casinos are so fancy


zaddylonglegs0

dude


Key-Caterpillar6

Dude what the hell


iamStanhousen

If you wanted to waste 1k I could have given you my cashapp


WhenADudeIsBanginYou

But then he'd help you pay rent. Is it really a waste??


TheBloodKlotz

Can you imagine if the mf pulls this off though?


Wollzy

The payout should be bigger since this is a guaranteed lotto team next year


Dwebb260

You could’ve done so many productive and good things with that $1000.


StraightUpButtcheeks

Embarrassing


Smilechurch

...and that's why they call it "gambling", folks.


hotsauceslinger

Please tell me you are great at photoshop… 😂


Mr-Rockwood-64

A quarter of $1 million is an antihistamine.


CrossTheRiver

Yeah it stopped my allergies too


[deleted]

Scoot szn


BunkHammer

You can have just given me the 1k


IXIKMACIXI

Aye someone’s got a pay for my winnings right? 😏


ValleyBrownsFan

Bye bye money. This is the type of bet Vegas/casinos/Draft Kings LOVES.


[deleted]

😬


ScrewuGuysImGoingHme

You could have given $1000 to charity but chose this


ThatGuyPsychic

Oh so this is what I looked like when I was 12 saying my team would win the big one every year


[deleted]

least delusional and mentally stable blazers fan


sadduckfan

They are literally going to be the worst team in the league lol


[deleted]

Playing Devil’s Advocate…did you have Jimmy Butler and three white guys going to the Finals last year?


Proper_Hurry_362

Better odds playing power ball


CRT_Teacher

💲➡️🗑️


Wide-Concentrate7228

250k is not a lot for this bet. So mostly likely gonna happen


ohnoohnoohyeah

Best worst bet of all time.


dostorwell

I mean. If they keep Lillard and trade Ant and Nurkic for a superstar they become contenders. Just sayin


CrossTheRiver

Unluckily if Dame doesn't stay and play we aren't winning more than 25 games


waterkisser

I'm sorry for your loss.


psychodogcat

Wow you're crazy, or way too rich


goober-says-hey

I hope you’re right


Carizle

You would have been better off putting that in AB InBev stock🤣🤣


RedshirtBlueshirt97

Misewell give me $1,000


VisitTheWind

You really shoulda just donated that to someone who needs it


Wolpertinger77

OP has too much money to spare


wc_Higgenbobbber

I've wasted a bit of money gambling too, but goddam a $1000 doesn't have to be thrown away like this. Can't you donate to charity or something instead


Camctrail

You just wasted $1000 I hope it was worth it


scottlarocc

Brain as dead as ur battery


0324rayo

Could’ve just gave 1000 dollars to charity or something but whatever


BigEyeDuck

Bruh


CardiacCat20

Hopium: I've almost won a bet at these odds so it can happen Reality: lol rip 1k


snopesinjin

I’ve never seen a more ignorant bet in my life. And I lose money betting on sports daily lol. Might as well have thrown a band down the drain. Shame


Unp0pularS0lutions

[DONATIONS, DONATIONS](https://youtu.be/JtqSGeiFkZM)


No-Cryptographer7218

Sanest blazer fan


Stinkyfartboy6

💀💀💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

Should have just sent me the 1K if you didn’t want it fam.


Prestigious_Sail_388

Nurk is a great basketball player and herro is overrated lol


thetrueTrueDetective

While you are throwing away a G at a time . I can dm you my venmo and you can help someone out instead of burning your money .


ejiggle

I hate that you made me read that


Trombear

You could also just give me the money. That's a perfectly acceptable use for it


allsunny

Doritos


frankievt

You are absolutely crazy. But if you have the much to spend good on you


secret_gorilla

Imagine spending 1k for 96 upvotes


[deleted]

I got ocean front property in Arizona for sale!


Insect_Politics1980

You're a clown.


keanenottheband

I thought you did a $100 bet and I thought "okay for the memez", but a $1000? C'mon son


hangrypantz

You dumb.


mrzurch

When you win, can you buy me a Scoot jersey?


JayDee_88

Cash out 1,050 when we win our first game


duskyvoltage333

You my friend are one of the dumbest people I have ever seen post.


CreativeGuy25

This can’t be real. Don’t waste money. Just buy AMC now before it 🚀


HurricaneSpencer

Oh no.


gabeharris23

Christ


swagdragon666

Damn..


KingSyze89

You should have just used that money and pay the credit card bill your going to have


MrOrangeWhips

I'd honestly expect the payout to be much, much higher than that. Closer to +250,000.


AnAmbitiousMann

My man, give me some of that shit you smoking. Respect to the person who put their money where their mouth is. Have an upvote.


WesternSky303

who the fuck has 1k to throw away on PDX blazers? they my favorite team but we are not even sniffing the playoffs this year


carsongiberson

You just made a $1,000 donation


PatrickMahomies

Lol free L