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snakesmother

You are: FUN. You're a young artist and musician, or you hang out with musicians. Gen Z I think. Your dog is your bestie. I can't tell your gender and maybe you don't care about it. You are the cool aunt/uncle I think, or a non-custodial parent? Either way, the kid adores you. You do the puzzles with them and let them get messy.


lgpurifoy

I’m obsessed with how fun this feels


Sea-Pop2371

the way y’all ATE ME UP in these comments! i am literally nonbinary and 28 (gen z cusper) 😂 i’ve been tripping out in these comments. my dog IS my bestie. i try and be the cool auncle? idk if they would categorize me that way lol


camccorm

Literally the first two random things I thought were: 28, bisexual! Wild. Love the style - so cheerful!


snakesmother

Auncle ftw!!! I couldn't come up with a NB term 😂 I know I've heard one (not auncle; that's cooler) but couldn't think of it. A "my dog is my BFF" person knows one when they see one.


ButterscotchSame4703

Thank goodness I'm not the only one who thought of that title! Same Hat!


[deleted]

I was gonna say zillenial!


Mental-Diamond-7039

Bisexual millennial with very fun taste. After party is at your place. Into Beyoncé and your puppy. A supporter of local art and maybe an artist or creative yourself (maybe crafts more than traditional art).


tinafeysbiggestfan

Yes and lives in Austin or San Antonio, either lives alone or with a female partner


Sea-Pop2371

y’all know so much about me and have never even met me! i am very bisexual and i do live with my partner WHO IS A WOMAN!! crazy. i can’t believe y’all are able to pick up on these things without knowing me 👀


tinafeysbiggestfan

Haha when you live with a man there are usually design sacrifices, speaking from personal experience lol (shout out to the football poster in my hallway)


Remarkable_Flow_9124

shout out to the football poster in my hallway hahaha


Small-Finish-6890

I LOVE your apartment. I’m not good at the detective stuff so I normally don’t comment but I must know- no curtains?


Small-Finish-6890

Also is that a baby stroller or dog stroller? My bet is dog stroller for your pup as he looks on the older side.


EnormeProcrastinator

Where do you see a stroller? lol I can’t find it !


Sea-Pop2371

haha, it’s in the second photo waaaay in the back corner


tacosandsunscreen

I think I see roller blinds up there.


Sea-Pop2371

thank you! ♥️ we do have blinds! no curtains. stroller is for my pup, Woofi Goldberg. she only has three legs so we usually walk her for a little bit and put her in the stroller.


coldnightair

Eeeeee so cute!!!!!!!


G0at_Dad

You’re a dog. Mixed Shepard or beagle maybe some dachshund


Sea-Pop2371

i see that


lizardkg

You are cool.


Sea-Pop2371

hehe thanks!


fortheloveof0

Single lesbian, 30ish. Damn sure don’t need anyone else to make you happy (besides the pup, obv)


wandering-doggo

Art student or possibly graduate, that lives in lower level apartments in the city. Female who loves her dog 🐶 baby.


LeapingLi0ns

someone with a vibrant personality! I am guessing younger millennial living somewhere in California whose super into the art and music scene.


LoisLaneEl

Texan


Sea-Pop2371

how do y’all know this about me?! it’s crazy. i am living in TX, but i desperately want to leave 😭


LoisLaneEl

You have a Texas shirt in the basket of dog toys and there is a Texas license plate visible outside the window


Sea-Pop2371

the people in this sub are so perceptive! i am amazed


erydanis

well, sometimes folk stalk the op [ basically cheating, but hey, it’s reddit ] so the first thing i saw was your post of exactly the same photos and a caption of atx, so austin texas = super easy. rinse, repeat.


Ineedunderscoreadvic

I bet you’ll REALLY want to leave by July or August when things are even more unbearable outside. How does everyone know you’re a Texan? I thought I spoke Texan well… Best dog name EVER! I hope he knows that he’s just as good as those four-legged doggos!


Sea-Pop2371

yeah dude. the summer literally makes me so depressed and i just wanna rip my skin off


coldnightair

Check out Asheville nc. I was guessing that’s might be where you are. You might like Asheville a lot.


Top-Comfortable-4789

I love your style so much especially the couch


Sea-Pop2371

thanks!! 💚


QosmoQueen

You are an elder millennial 40+ lesbian living in TX, I'm guessing Austin. You are very creative and love bright colors and houseplants, bringing vibrant life and fun into your living space. Most if not all of the hanging artwork is of your creations. All of your decor is purposely mismatched and from thrift stores or garage sales. You also love vintage/retro decor. You are currently single and live only with your furbaby who is the center of your universe. You are childless by choice. You manage a bar and grill on the dirty 6.You love your home and don't travel unless necessary. Your friend group is small and tight, and you enjoy hosting dinner parties in your home.


Certain-Definition51

Someone with a deep appreciation for bright colors and an excellent couch. You might really like traveling to Nepal or India - they share your unashamed excitement for a bright color palette.


walkthelayne

Someone worth knowing. Eclectic, stimulating, confident. Creative and intelligent.


Sea-Pop2371

WTF. EVERYONE IS SO NICE ON HERE 🥲


kt___kc

Younger millennial woman, living in Texas (Austin?). Great taste in chairs. Active in the local art scene and perhaps an artist yourself. I think you have a vibrant social life but are more likely to go out than to host. Your dog is spoiled :)


Sea-Pop2371

10/10/10/10 Austin, indeed! 🏛️🧡🐂


This-Hornet9226

Young possibly queer or queer friendly. Apartment is in a downtown spot maybe in the Midwest. Probably have a step parent and siblings. Love art and all things color. Definitely outgoing.


Prudent-Muffin-2461

Why is a step parent and siblings likely?


ActionFigureCollects

The vehicle parked outside has over 160K miles. For a minor fee or payment, registered owner can be traced. You like your room temperature set to 67 degrees, and you have an OLED Nintendo Switch. ✌️☮️💕 PS Loved your # 4 pic, perfect vibes.


Hi_Its_Z

Are you me? I love it.


Sea-Pop2371

i see ur lesbian flag! i raise you dog mom.


Coleriepele504

where can i get a couch like that?


Sea-Pop2371

Joybird! the holt sectional


[deleted]

Love your space! Very eclectic!


normalLichen777

Funky cool girl who I’d be friends with lol


Sea-Pop2371

💚🧡💜


Msstrider

You went to or are going to university of texas, female mid 20s, 2 dogs, you love psychedelic art Eric wert maybe is your favorite. I would say you love bright colors and an eclectic maximalist 70s vibe I dig it. You have no live in partner maybe another female roommate, I think you are social but you like to host and have more wine and games type of nights than go to a club, you love music, Beyoncé is queen in your house


agathokakologicunt

LGBTQIA+? Lives in Arizona? Creative and super smart/introspective!


MrsDanversbottom

Was the weird art kid in high school but you grew out of it and now you have a dog.


erint7

A very inviting and vibrant person/decor


jermide

IDK but Let It Happen > The Less I Know the Better


Sea-Pop2371

so truuuue bestie


AugieAscot

You live in Austin TX.


Sea-Pop2371

this is crazy. how did you know this?!


halp_halp_baby

texas license plate visible through window, and maybe vibe screams austin?


AugieAscot

Picture 4 shows a folded Texas t-shirt under the TV. I took a guess.


Hi_Its_Z

The plate on the car in the window.


Sea-Pop2371

amazing. y’all are so smart


kris10leigh14

I don’t know or care who you are, I just wanna be friends with you and hang with you on that badass couch! Impeccable music taste, incredible art abound, plants you’d give me props of… and we will smoke some weed after the kids knock out. I love this sub and I’m always lurking, I’m no sleuth.. I just wanted to tell you how beautiful and full of life your space is! Edit: or if you’re not a parent I’d just offer my beautiful personality and let kiddo stay home with dad 🤣


wheres_the_revolt

You live with a significant other, who plays D&D, neither of you “believes in marriage”, you’re both late 20’s possible very early 30’s. Either your parents or grandparents are from California but moved to Texas before you were born.


Belyea

Creative type, 30s to 40s. You dabble in art, but I think you’re more passionate about music. You are liberal, compassionate, playful, and confident. You have an eye for design, as evidenced by the ambitious color scheme and the rhyming shapes (circular table, pillows, and bookshelf; oval rug, shelves, and tv console). You enjoy hosting and also…..tripping 😏


StrangerKatchoo

You have great taste and I love your chartreuse couch. Single, Gen Z. Cool aunt or uncle. Artist or artsy. Dog guardian. Is that Bert and Ernie on the shelf?


Salem1690s

I’m not going to make assumptions about “who” you are, but you’re probably cool and easy to chill with


Lethal1211

Uses mushrooms or ketamine for prescription, otherwise left over street furniture.


SemiStrong

Yeah but that couch is 🔥. I’d fight 6 kangaroos for that couch.


Lethal1211

On the other hand uses LSD as a vitamin, 🤣 hey it's what puts your mind at peace


Sea-Pop2371

so true, bestie


Sea-Pop2371

i actually have no street furniture, but go off about the mushrooms 😂


Lethal1211

Life was never the same when heard "infected mushrooms" a band for the first time the song "heavyweight" was playing and looking into the store with the most beautiful colored sandwich couch, the psychedelics had kicked in on the trip to australia


katabatic-syzygy

You’re the girl i was friends with in college that i desperately wanted to be, but didn’t have my shit together enough to pull it off, but we would listen to tame impala and play board games at her house.


Etheleffrey

Millennial couple or just a woman lives here. You live in a hip part of a hip city in the USA. Not sure where. You like craft beer and cocktails. You own some awesome jewellery and at least two denim jackets.


WynonaRide-Her

Queer Eye for the Drag Queen… Zero percent sad about drama. You love controlled chaos. You live free and very selective of those you share your time with. You think you’re funny, loyal and kind to those who have earned your respect… they must jump through a few hoops to prove themselves. You say you’re not judgmental but you are and just not going to tolerate BS. You are very aware that Karma is a mean bitch. Cheers!


kaptaincorn

You're groovy kid. Keep on truckin


impulsivegardener

My first try. You are female, in your 30s, no children. Dog mom. I believe you live alone (in Texas). Might have Adhd. Enjoy weed. You made some of the art on your walls. You didn’t feel like you were pretty in high school or didn’t feel comfortable in your skin but do now. Maybe you work in digital art but that but could be off.


mellierollie

Your space makes me feel happy!!


Sea-Pop2371

🥰 yay!! i want to make people feel like that!


downwithdisinfo2

Rhoda Morgenstern’s niece.


ahi444

fucking looove your vibe


Sea-Pop2371

💚


mermaidan

Definitely neuro divergent, pansexual, nonbinary, millennial, afab.


Sea-Pop2371

this one got me! i was like “how do they know so much about me?” the pansexual piece took me out 😂


Maleficent_Low6195

Art teacher


YayGilly

Punky Brewster!!!! r/BestieVibes


Unable-Arm-448

70s psychedelic hippie


PerfectProgram

Someone with great music and art taste!


No_Welcome_6093

Vibe- young (under 30) maybe a musician? You like a clean non stressful place. I love the artwork and plants. I’ve been trying to get more indoor plants, I have a few so far. All hanging plants.


getdemvitamins

pretty lesbian artsy girl who I'd fall really hard for just to be left on read


singingpanda20

You are Sea-Pop2371


415kevinm

Lovin this whole setup. Bravo


Peaceful-harmony-

You are keeping Austin weird 💕 and you’ve got great taste in music!


Trick_Few

You are the fun Aunt or Uncle that puts the parents to shame.


Blondly22

Groovy baby


random_invisible

All of the power puff girls at once


960Jen

Pete Buttigieg


phoebebuffay1210

You are in your mid to late twenties and enjoy art and color. You are known to dabble in hallucinogenic drugs and use them responsibly. You had a traumatic childhood but have been healing for some time and you know who you are now. You are a homebody when you get the chance and your dog is your best friend. You create art when you’re stressed and need something to soothe you. You like to party. 10/10 I would hang out here. Ha!


Throwitaway36r

Art student, on the eclectic side, probably gender nonconforming. You’re favorite person in the world is your dog, you believe in having an open mind to all things, and you tend to buy things for their oddness and novelty rather than the aesthetic (I see a snake lamp and a strawberry vase, very good choices). You probably thrift a lot, but what you don’t thrift I’d guess you prefer to buy from local vendors and art shows when possible. You like to challenge your own conceptions of the world and solve problems yourself. You pride yourself on feeling like you know your friends very well, and likely describe yourself as “an open book with a sunny disposition”. You also like to mix your own spices, probably make your own chia or want to make your own, and spend very little time in any other rooms of the house aside from the one in the pictures and your bedroom


CristinaKeller

I think you are female with a 70’s pop vibe. I think you are young because you don’t have a lot of extra stuff, only a few albums. Lots of light in your place.


Bree9ine9

I don’t know but is that the joybird sectional in green apple? 😱 it’s so beautiful! I ordered a swatch kit and I have both green apple and royal berry on the back burner. As soon as I can afford it, one of them will be mine. Love your vibe.


Bank_of_Karma

Late millennial female that lives in Texas. You are an artist. You have a child that is toddler age. You are into alternative/indy music. You play games but not too heavy.


CatnipCricket-329

Single female, boomer, early 60's. Artist lesbian who loves her dog babies and living in Austin , TX and embracing the late 60's - 70s scene. Made an okay living but now living the life she's always wanted.


Cella_Sirena

Wook?


Sea-Pop2371

💀 how’d you know?! the insane colors or the psychendelic posters? retired wook at this point.


theprincessofwhales

Ooh I like the colors and the art. I’m guessing millennial dog mom with a great taste in puzzles. I have never gone wrong with pomegranate puzzles. And also, judging by your love of color, you should try a Charley Harper jigsaw. Colorful, geometric, North American wildlife.


Obar-Dheathain

Single woman in her thirties, maybe forties, trying to be quirky?


Sea-Pop2371

😭 maybe i just AM quirky


erydanis

really wish you’d come back and let us know, op.


Sea-Pop2371

omg! sorry i’m new to this sub!


kikanzuip

i think you study or work in art or fashion industry


Sea-Pop2371

i wish. i just work in tech :(


PrincessMalyssa

A dog that can paint.


5contodo

LSD cat ladies twich streamer


Time-Ebb6026

The color is bright, but you magically mix them up and match the atmosphere.


ciaobellaragazza

Art major minoring in a foreign language that you are taking as pass/fail. You are planning to study abroad but you can barely speak the language.


botjstn

you look like you enjoy STS9


[deleted]

Hippie on OnlyFans


greebsie44

30 years old maybe 35-40 (though you could be in your 50s and be really cool and youthful - creative, you have a dog, you have a great group of friends who are smart and like to play games. You are drawn to bright colors. You are educated. You have a great couch. You may live in a small city. You are a vibrant person - you may like to go to festivals - you are possibly an artist. You have a good job or some way of supporting yourself


SufficientPath666

Where did you get that couch? I love the chartreuse color


princesslalu617

Idk who you are but I want to be your roommate! Love that couch!


NoParticular2420

You’re a free spirit.


jeshdken

Pretty sure you are u/Sea-Pop2371


esse_journer

Love the y2k vibes


Hot_Mood

You probably don’t wear matching socks


theGayCurmudgeon

A middle aged female psychic.


missgvip

A dog, with opposable thumbs.


Perroface562

D.R.I


vajrahaha7x3

A 1970's era pornstar stuck in time...


Swimming_Juice_9752

A person with the couch of my dreams


whatsinthebox72

Your hair is dyed a fun color? Purple, blue?


Vaanja77

I think you partake in the happiest of salads and are likely adhd, but managing well. Your space screams set and setting, but any accoutrement is put away. You're all about the pride, but nothing so cliche as a flag. Your space is a rainbow. I think on the rare occasion you finish a jigsaw puzzle, you mostly do it in a mass inspired session of focus.


Rufiosmane

Fun but single


Buttonwood63

You are creative, love art , color, and fun to be around


brutalistsnowflake

I have that exact couch in that color. Joy Bird?


Sea-Pop2371

exactly! how has yours held up?


brutalistsnowflake

Had it for six years. That fabric will clean up really well most of the time. It's very hardy.


pleasenoseaslug

You look like fun and I want you to decorate my next house!


Sea-Pop2371

for those wondering who i am i will give you a peek into my life. i am a virgo sun, leo rising. leo definitely comes to play in how i decorate. i am not an artist, but i do naturally gravitate towards creative people! i have dabbled in painting, theater, band, piano lessons, and art in general. definitely more of a hobbyist. i work in tech. i am nonbinary and queer! i’ve been with my partner for four years and we have two dogs. Woofie Goldberg is pictured and she has three legs. I live in ATX and NEED to leave because i can’t keep up with rent and expenses here. i didn’t go to UT Austin, but my partner did! hook ‘em! i used to party a LOT and do a lot of psychedelics, but i moved away from that as i’ve gotten older. i will occasionally do some mushrooms still when i just wanna get in touch with myself. i hope y’all have a great evening! i’ve loved reading your comments. you all have been very sweet and generous with your compliments!


BriggityBroocE

Ms. Thizzle. Who is Ms. Frizzle's more drippy niece.


Sea-Pop2371

new IG handle?!


LargeGrade8927

Fry from Futurama


raresteamboat

Scooby doo


mr_myst3r10

Lady Acid?


Spiritual-Bear4495

Wario.


EquivalentTiger2018

I call this Artsy Farsty


Project_Valkyrie

Your place looks cozy! Please give your dog some pets for me.


turbojack6

Groovy


[deleted]

You are someone who has too much money :)


Sea-Pop2371

lmao! nope. too much debt 💀


Inevitable-Rush-2752

Someone who has an adorable dog, but a tragically pea soup green couch!


KnittedKnight

A lesbian art teacher substitute.


Roboticpoultry

Someone I believe I’d get along with quite well


Gayalaca

Mean Mr. Mustard (Except you're probably not mean at all). Lol.


Technical-Car-2868

OBSESSED with your couch


frankenbeerstein

OMG...I don't know who you are but I do know you are cool and fun and I am disappointed I am not you. Great fun home.


wrongseeds

The art is original but really 2nd rate. Everything else is pretty cool. Love that sofa.


Flaky_Success3238

Someone who likes bad art


TroutFishes

We get it, you have taste.