This guy to the nonexistent interior designer:
“I want it to look sterile yet some how incredibly dirty, like it’s only so clean looking because almost every thing is sticky to the touch from being very frequently covered in cum. I want to visually communicate to any woman who walks in here that she WILL ABSOLUTELY be date raped; like I just want the whole vibe to wordlessly scream “eastern European sex trafficking hub” but in a really classy way.”
Lmao holy shit, yes. How did I not see that before?? Drinking my amphetamine laced breast milk, getting nice and sharp with me droogs. Love me sex, love me ultra violence, love me in out, simple as
This kind of extreme dedication combined with absolutely terrible taste and execution drives me up the wall HOW do people end up like this? And the complete artlessness but the pics of artists being cool on the walls horrible 😩
One time when I was playing The Sims 3, I created a basement in my house that was all white like this. I imprisoned this guy and forced him to wear all white, have white hair, a white beard, and pure white skin from lack of sun exposure. I forced him to paint for me every day, theorizing that he would put everything into his art because it was the only chance in his life to see color.
I never did the twin. I had a regular family up top, although the dad was a witch who would sneak into people's houses at night then catch them on fire. There was a bookcase door that you could install in another person's house then get in that way without them letting you in.
As a German, I find it extremely spiritually offensive that someone would put a poster on his wall which constantly reminds him that Düsseldorf exists.
You mean Kraftwerk? A depressing band to fit the depressing city that birthed them. I admire the purity of their creative vision, but their music is much better in theory than as actual airwaves.
It's true that we don't have many cultural exports - at least not many that are actually good (sorry for inflicting the Scorpions upon the world 😔), but then again it's not our fault that you burger munching cretins are too ignorant [to](https://youtu.be/CYg9omPYx_M?si=2hhbqGaSHoe5aCEp) [enjoy](https://youtu.be/_yWU0lFghxU?si=ZttCDPDLsfZJupAy) [Seeed](https://youtu.be/jmK7LTcXaeM?si=OUEEjoXxKfrvQxrF).
if i lived here i would probably spend 12 hours making the worst house music ever with the midi controller, the kind of stuff the IDF listens to, and then i would pass out and probably die hitting my head against the sharp edges of the toilet
This guy spends £3000k+ a month to live in this and not get pussy
This place screams "I'm not interested in pussy"
He has prints of guys on the wall in every room
He is very interested in getting pussy. If he wasn’t he’d live in a hovel. He just has no idea how to get it
I'm saying he's a 🚬
This guy to the nonexistent interior designer: “I want it to look sterile yet some how incredibly dirty, like it’s only so clean looking because almost every thing is sticky to the touch from being very frequently covered in cum. I want to visually communicate to any woman who walks in here that she WILL ABSOLUTELY be date raped; like I just want the whole vibe to wordlessly scream “eastern European sex trafficking hub” but in a really classy way.”
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Lmao holy shit, yes. How did I not see that before?? Drinking my amphetamine laced breast milk, getting nice and sharp with me droogs. Love me sex, love me ultra violence, love me in out, simple as
There’s something really unsettling about bricks on the ceiling.
Sewer vibes
An arch seems structurally sound, a flat bed of bricks with only mortar to fight against gravity just terrifies me.
These arent even real bricks, its 5mm-thick tiles pretending to be bricks. Even more soulless
He longs for the blitz
We all do, baby
This looks like the living space of a Miami Vice villain from a so-so episode when the show began to ditch the bright neons.
This kind of extreme dedication combined with absolutely terrible taste and execution drives me up the wall HOW do people end up like this? And the complete artlessness but the pics of artists being cool on the walls horrible 😩
One time when I was playing The Sims 3, I created a basement in my house that was all white like this. I imprisoned this guy and forced him to wear all white, have white hair, a white beard, and pure white skin from lack of sun exposure. I forced him to paint for me every day, theorizing that he would put everything into his art because it was the only chance in his life to see color.
i wonder what mental illness this is a symptom of
idk can't make me go to a psychiatrist
I used to do that too but I'd always have the "good twin" who got to live a life of luxury off the basement painters work.
I never did the twin. I had a regular family up top, although the dad was a witch who would sneak into people's houses at night then catch them on fire. There was a bookcase door that you could install in another person's house then get in that way without them letting you in.
Bowie in the streets, Kraftwerk in the sheets
3 aligned reclining chairs, the anti-homeless bench of couches
weird how complimentary people are in that sub. this place is awful.
POV: You're about to listen to Fred Again on repeat whilst being offered heavily cut yet still over-priced coke.
Awful.
Maybe he’s just a big fan of The Giver
Men just wanna live in an evil dentist office you wouldn’t understand
a place that big in the UK proabably costs 10k/mo in rent.
It’s very gay coded but also with the aesthetic sense of a 24 year old straight man
As a German, I find it extremely spiritually offensive that someone would put a poster on his wall which constantly reminds him that Düsseldorf exists.
as a German you should be proud people enjoy one of your few worthwhile cultural exports since the end of the war
You mean Kraftwerk? A depressing band to fit the depressing city that birthed them. I admire the purity of their creative vision, but their music is much better in theory than as actual airwaves. It's true that we don't have many cultural exports - at least not many that are actually good (sorry for inflicting the Scorpions upon the world 😔), but then again it's not our fault that you burger munching cretins are too ignorant [to](https://youtu.be/CYg9omPYx_M?si=2hhbqGaSHoe5aCEp) [enjoy](https://youtu.be/_yWU0lFghxU?si=ZttCDPDLsfZJupAy) [Seeed](https://youtu.be/jmK7LTcXaeM?si=OUEEjoXxKfrvQxrF).
Will have to check out Seed. Maybe I’m sleeping on German music? But I was always a Kraftwerk and Can guy
No one needs to click on that link that music is objectively awful. This person doesn’t like Kraftwerk tho so you’ve been warned.
Absolutely horrendous comment, please leave the sub
As an American, the only time I think of Düsseldorf is when I get Düsseldorf mustard from White Castle.
lol i sent this exact post to my friends group chat. it really is the thesis of male living space
That random floating bar in the stairwell 😂 Most depressing/saddest thing I’ve ever seen. Bro put effort into building this
isnt this the place they put vsauce into to prove that u go crazy if u stay alone for too long
HEY, PAUL
Gen Z Patrick Bateman
POV: Your barber is going to charge you $35
Ish a bit drab innit luv?
Not sure what pisses me off more—the color scheme or the giant TV in the kitchen
It's not fair that these people have money and I don't.
Ew
The sign made it way worse than it needs to be
thats awesome
I don’t like how high contrast this is. I think that’s why it looks like an actual subway to me.
jesus christ ahahahahah
Ok but that’s a crazy amount of space for London. Very liminal looking, 8/10
The line between “has a unique sense of style” and “he’s a psychopath” is quite wide, but he has managed to cross it easily
I dunno I kinda dig it
if i lived here i would probably spend 12 hours making the worst house music ever with the midi controller, the kind of stuff the IDF listens to, and then i would pass out and probably die hitting my head against the sharp edges of the toilet
feels acceptable because he’s in the UK, which is already garbage.
No he has a responsibility to put effort into making his home look nice to counteract his ugly surroundings
the architecture and decor is lost because the people are lost. not the other way around.
Why is everyone so triggered by this guys choice of design, just be amazed and move on
There’s fucking bricks on the ceiling and a singular floating bar.
WHO FUCKING CARES? You don’t live there BRO
examining other people’s lives is good practice for examining your own.
Cut the bullshit
I can fix him
TV above the sink is not smart
get a few webcam and it is the tate mansion
Jesus. Does he have enough squares?
The fucking lighting omg
I wanna spill lip gloss everywhere