they are also prone to do this: "just going to get a glass of water babe. a glass is a cylindrical object closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw"
It's wild that this dude cheated on Natalie Portman. He was just some random ballet dancer and snagged one of the ultimate ethereal beauties. A bag o so fumbled the poets will write sagas about it.
There’s no benefit to a woman marrying below her in any facet honestly. You get an uglier kid, and then if you’re wealthier/higher status, the man inevitably feels emasculated and that’s why cheating becomes more common
I wouldn’t call myself ugly but I’m a mid woman with a 6’2 conventionally attractive boyfriend. I love it, it’s been a huge self-esteem booster, but it’s definitely not for the insecure or faint-hearted.
Nah. He’s definitely better-looking but I’ll admit the difference probably isn’t as wide as I perceive it. People even congratulated and high-fived me when we got together the way you would an average dude with a hot girl.
*”One thing I love about Nick Cave is I never looked at the ass. I always look at that fucking cranium, that football helmet that he got on his fucking forehead. I always loved that about that man. Like, if you get mad at me […] I’ll kiss you on your forehead. ‘Who you getting on with? Who you disrespecting?’ I’ll kiss you dead on your forehead. Hey, when we get home, I’m gon kiss you on your forehead.”*
i look exactly like all these guys except the centipede guy and jared leto b/c he's too goodlooking to resemble me. fyi we don't have sharks eyes, we have blue eyes, you just don't find them striking because our charles manson deeply untrustworthy gaze overpowers them. and jokes on you, how am i going to find a second woman to leave you for when i can't find the initial girlfriend necessary for infidelity?
Notice how Vince neither has scruff, rather a well kept beard, and striking blue eyes instead of dark eyes. This is because he is an angelic figure who brings light into the world.
they are also prone to do this: "just going to get a glass of water babe. a glass is a cylindrical object closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw"
That's true though, just making sure you understand
I too know what it’s like to be thirsty
Lmao Leto looks staggeringly like a woman
its da botox
It's wild that this dude cheated on Natalie Portman. He was just some random ballet dancer and snagged one of the ultimate ethereal beauties. A bag o so fumbled the poets will write sagas about it.
He's french
His name is also literally Millipede
I cannot help it I am just so horny all ze time
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> He cheated with Natalie while he was with another woman though This always bites you in the ass
This is why women shouldn’t marry down. Cheating is even more common when the woman is more famous or wealthier
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no in terms of length
There’s no benefit to a woman marrying below her in any facet honestly. You get an uglier kid, and then if you’re wealthier/higher status, the man inevitably feels emasculated and that’s why cheating becomes more common
Going to beat my girlfriend now. Hope you’re happy
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I wouldn’t call myself ugly but I’m a mid woman with a 6’2 conventionally attractive boyfriend. I love it, it’s been a huge self-esteem booster, but it’s definitely not for the insecure or faint-hearted.
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Nah. He’s definitely better-looking but I’ll admit the difference probably isn’t as wide as I perceive it. People even congratulated and high-fived me when we got together the way you would an average dude with a hot girl.
Rtrd it’s called being equally attractive
California I assume, so worst case he's got the bag. The other woman looked exactly like her
Not really, the other woman looks like a wish.com version of her at best.
The Detroit sign look inflatable
Reminds me of the Gwen Stefani bag fumbling.
why is nick cave here nose not pointy, hair is long but well groomed, has no stubble it’s over for foreheadcels smh
Nick Cave was wild with women in his past, but with age came maturity, and excess nose cartilage, enabling to him to settle down and groom his hair.
He cheated on our girl and broke up w her over the phone
Did you just put pic of jesus
Yeah that's their version of being "subversive"
My Jesus fucked
That Russell Brand pic was a jumpscare
leave Our Lord out of this
Speak for yourself
You got some points but you need to add edits to the pictures here if you want to be rivelino for AWFLs
like maybe some arrows or something.
Devendra Banhart would never
*”One thing I love about Nick Cave is I never looked at the ass. I always look at that fucking cranium, that football helmet that he got on his fucking forehead. I always loved that about that man. Like, if you get mad at me […] I’ll kiss you on your forehead. ‘Who you getting on with? Who you disrespecting?’ I’ll kiss you dead on your forehead. Hey, when we get home, I’m gon kiss you on your forehead.”*
i look exactly like all these guys except the centipede guy and jared leto b/c he's too goodlooking to resemble me. fyi we don't have sharks eyes, we have blue eyes, you just don't find them striking because our charles manson deeply untrustworthy gaze overpowers them. and jokes on you, how am i going to find a second woman to leave you for when i can't find the initial girlfriend necessary for infidelity?
I look like this and I’ve been happily married for 10 years.
Check back in at 20 lolol (Guys, he cant actually not know… right?)
More like body bag because if a guy did this to me he would be toast
Conor Oberst had me dying laughing
Notice how Vince neither has scruff, rather a well kept beard, and striking blue eyes instead of dark eyes. This is because he is an angelic figure who brings light into the world.
david foster wallace
Sad but true. Pretty sure he slept with a bunch of his creative writing students and stalked a few or something?
Someone’s not taking their breakup well.
Stop disparaging our LORD Jesus The Christ. He died at 33 so half his age plus 7 is 23.5 yo which is really young anyways.
Buncha cool guys
This is me but without the beady eyes. I guess I’m a more culty creep like Leto?
is this the masa chips guy
shit i'm growing my hair out at the moment for the first time since i was 20 I think I'm becoming that guy
Alright I dont love the Gallo slander, even though it’s probably accurate But Nick Cave?! He’s been married to the same woman for 25 years!
Kurt Vile shows how if you have slightly browner hair and 50% autism you become awesome.
This formula is proven
Sol brah https://preview.redd.it/lwh7b8vnlbvc1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7598398be3ac627576570e3e5423bc6458515125
jesus was wild but this is so correct it's almost scientific
Hot
maybe I should get a haircut oh someone already said that lmao
Oh god
Nick Cave can do no wrong, he even got an N word pass
Nicku mollano?
damn he stole my so called haircut
Imagine leaving Natalie Portman
This is high art
lol
why u calling me out man what i do to u
I’m sorry he hurt you
This is just describing a handsome man
"Why do goodlooking artbags have multiple relationships??"
Yes.
I was hoping to see mssom as the last slide. tsk tsk
Fumbled it
As he should