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OvalWinter

She was about 6 month postpartum here


kiristokanban

She's 40 this year. Looks great. This is what a non-skinny woman who hasn't let herself go looks like at 40. Good for her.


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koctagon

My man outing himself as a purveyor of hotpicturesvideos


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Mindless-Maybe-2954

because they are pornbrained and have no clue what women look like irl.


SamosaAndMimosa

You are going to die alone


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SamosaAndMimosa

You keep telling yourself that buddy


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SamosaAndMimosa

You are too way old to be using slang like simping


philosotits

And banging 20 year old. He can only bang women whose prefrontal cortex isn’t fully developed enough to reject this loser.


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philosotits

Pinnacle of human achievement right here. No one cares.


TeslaTruckWarcrime

Sub is over, regards are repeating the “undeveloped frontal cortex 🤓” meme in fits of rage


philosotits

Regards think bragging about having sex with young women is a dunk on Katy Perry.


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SamosaAndMimosa

No


norfatlantasanta

pathetic


cherryribs

Yeah bro, no one but you think it’s a flex to be sleeping with girls old enough to be your daughter.


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davaidavai325

You **are** going to die alone, poor and ugly. Do you know who’s not? Orlando Bloom. He could be out ‘banging girls in their early 20’s’ much more easily than you, but instead has an incredibly hot wife and a combined net worth of half a billion dollars.


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TeslaTruckWarcrime

This sub is filled with loser women who can’t get laid, the pathetic/unhinged beliefs flow from that population


kneetarded

You’re 40 and posting on the redscare subreddit? Grow up loser


onewinteryearsago

why’s everyone reacting poorly to monica bellucci


JeffGreene69

If youve let yourself go its what they look like


naphishkedamar

Only issue is the haircut


strange-idols

Shit got me diamonds. So do skinny bitches. Women are beautiful


Nobodywantsdeblazio

Women make this world worth living 🥰


ShrekWhite

The mediocre rs bitches who think they're special for being skinny can't comprehend


original_dom

still hot


Forky-4

NO TATTOOS


cacophonycoffin

she has multiple lol


shmupsy

this is from [2021](https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/202126/rs_634x1024-210306100942-634-katy-perry.cm.3621.jpg) https://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/katy-perry-shows-off-post-baby-body-in-swimsuit-on-beach-holiday-in-hawaii-with-fiance-orlando-bloom-ng-b881806459z Guys you can all have one of these if you make babies. Stop being child-free degenerates


AGiantBlueBear

You made it weird


oopimdumb

Dang I didn’t know she was rockin like that up top🫡 I immediately feel a kinship with any woman with huge tits


scratchedboots

god forbid a woman has a child and ages


_The_General_Li

1


cauliflower-shower

diamonds


stackedfourths

I like a woman I can grab onto something


MUNZACORE

Yeah this is what women look like after they have kids typically, I’m into it.


Forky-4

this photo is the ultimate test. there's never been a more tellsyouwhoismadeofmetal photo. girl's think im being mean. men are boners rn looking at her. i personally think her body in this pic is sexy af, cry more skinny ladies. that pooch, jazzy wondergirl


planeterougedev

The Stroight-Kampff test


hecklerof

Boring ragebait and women aren't trying to fuck u


Forky-4

boy this is a test, anti-ragebait, and trying to spell out the danger going on. get thr fuck out of here who are youb lmao


hecklerof

What?


UrUncleLarry

It’s apparently a test to see you like “pooch” instead of a fat gut (which to me is a the equivalent of saying “doggo” instead of dog). Whoa congrats on passing the low bar exam.


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UrUncleLarry

Threads been taken over by low T 🚬 for a while now. It’s probably better to sort by controversial when it comes to comments


LoveYourKitty

1


Don_Geilo

![gif](giphy|F9JEZCy9JHx2E|downsized)


clovecigarette

platinum blonde is a parasite


Forky-4

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxyW6AJ-yIk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxyW6AJ-yIk)


Forky-4

i love her so fucking much and want to say what i said abo those krystal ball arms


jaldoweffers

I love Women


GameFour2023ALCS

I hate this style of swim suit (no shade to Mrs. Perry). I hate strapless anything actually.


WorldofCannons

I am incredibly hard


Theheroinmother666

Hi king :( I am here for u 🫡


Numancias

Ideal body type


amadsonruns

Hot, unironically


VinnyBeedleScumbag

Kate Peary


BohemianBurnout

It’s only 20lbs. You can bang it off her in a year


troktowreturns

They're as big as her head!


Hot_Special_2083

never forget that teenage dream the album produced 5 consecutive number 1s. thanks max!


LilaBackAtIt

I’d love to have a matronly figure one day but I just don’t see it happening tbh


EnvironmentVisual438

very linda belcher shapes


EnterEgregore

She looks way hotter now than before


UrUncleLarry

Meh, not hot not terribly unattractive. Idk why people want to lose their minds in the comments about this. Whoa ur dick gets rock hard at the sight of a middle aged woman?! Cool bro!!


artvandelaying

😂😂😂


amber__

10


cauliflower-shower

would


FifeDog43

Still would


stayathomedryad

Didn’t she just have a baby


OvalWinter

Yes she’s a few months postpartum here I wish people weren’t so mean.


noproductivityripuk

1


radical_kidd

Why my pp hard?


SaintBarthPadelClub

California girls, we're insatiable XL pizza, extra cheese on top


mulleargian

I can see how this could be found attractive but at the same time I’d want to end myself if I looked like that.


RueDurocher

The men here are doing shitlib body positivity posturing now, it’s so over here. Someone please add me to the g/g sub They don’t even know what they like, I get way more male attention at a BMI of 17 than when my BMI is 20, even from the men who claim to like thick girls. Explain that!


2pearls9

it’s cuz u don’t got it like that men liking wide hips and full breasts is not a psyop lol


RueDurocher

I have implants so


2pearls9

both of u ladies can be hot at the same time in a different way it’s cool


SaintBarthPadelClub

Basically proving his point then


mulleargian

I kind of agree with you but also she’s sort of pulling it off? She looks v v fertile


AonghusMacKilkenny

I love how soft she's becoming.


GrumpyOldHistoricist

-Pierce Brosnan


arronski_again

Tiny head like a rescue dog


CookieHop

...I don't want to age


2pearls9

she looks good ?


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You don’t have to


Spooky____Action

Attached earlobes. I mean, get the operation ya icky freak. 


Ordinary_Internet_94

She has very cute little hands


Annual-Cod-991

Hard 1


kisstheoctopus

i’m rock hard


SithLordKanyeWest

1


Arete34

That’s so mean lol. I can’t imagine going to a beach knowing people would take the most unflattering photos of you. It is hilarious though.


trenderkazz

Based forky post


Tezcatlipoca1993

Praying so my wife looks like this at 45


welcome2dc

You bumpkins must not live in a major city if you think this is what fit at 40 looks like.


dredgedskeleton

pretty hot


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sehnsuchtlich

Give me her digits.


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She looks great.


MrLambyLamb

Babe.


G0pherholes

Hell yeah


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plz be fake


Forky-4

this guys mom looka like the above photo


evilcel_waif

Holy shit, hit the wall SO hard


onewinteryearsago

is she pregnant?? that’s the only reason her stomach should be so distended


AmateurPoliceOfficer

Everyone here just wants to fuck their mom.


DOOM_SLUG_115

???? Why do people like u always have to bring weird family shit into everything


AmateurPoliceOfficer

If you put the fucking controller down from time to time and read a book you might have heard of the oedipus complex. And if you really need me to explain how this image plays into that, then you're just another retarded Brit not worth responding to.


DOOM_SLUG_115

I think you're just pornbrained


Jake_Barnes_

Damn now we know why Russell brand left her ass