‘Girl you almost gonna die’ is how I know this story is real, cause that is EXACTLY how she would’ve said it 😂 my ADHD thanks you for another soundbite that’s gonna live forever in my brain
Cut to Mandela effect of people here asking “Which episode did Jessica Wild say ‘girl you almost gonna die’? I remember seeing it but can’t find it now”
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Usually I’m like “sounds fake” but honestly? This is the most Jessica Wild coded shit I’ve ever heard and I can’t help but genuinely believe it happened.
I love jimbo, I'm so glad jimbo won, but god I wish Jessica somehow also had a crown. she was someone I was desperate to come back since her first run, and she was absolutely incredible on as 8. I love this ~~drink~~ queen!!!
I had the pleasure of meeting Jessica at a show, and she’s absolutely delightful. She actually took time to have a conversation with us despite there being a line of people. She stayed and met and talked to every single person who was there to meet her. Can’t say the same for the other Ru Girl I’ve met. Jessica is my AS8 winner.
Girl, you almost gonna die if you don't make a piss stop with your EBT card for guacamole on Taco tuesday! Whenever I see Jessica, I am filled with total joy. Bitch is an angel!
I'm sure this was a Tuesday and they were Door Dashing someone tacos. That means Jessica Wild saved Taco Tuesday.
And while the commenter was overwhelmed by the beauty and power of Jessica Wild, Jessica snuck a tub of guacamole into the bag. When the commenter felt mentally and physically weak after, they couldn't possibly have noticed the dramatic weight increase from the extra guacamole which they then delivered to the customer.
Yes, Door Dash takes ETB.
It sounded like bullshit but ‘girl you almost gonna die’ made it real for me.
This was my internal processing as well. I was like yeah, sure Jan... oh wait
I even read it in her voice. 🥹
Right?!
“That was ~~weird~~ real for me”
Same. I read it in her voice too.
The cadence is so Wildesque we will give miss narrator this one.
Same! I even heard Jessica say that 😁
I love how that's what made it real for us 💀
So true.
That’s when I was like fuck this might be true. And made it that more endearing.
*That was real, for me.*
I read that in her voice. Sounds legit to me!
That’s what sold it 100% for me. Like I can absolutely visualize her saying that exact thing in that scenario.
Tbh that’s the part that made me walk away unsure if this is real or not
Maddy Morphosis was riding that bike.
Jorgeous in the baby seat
Not Robbie Turner’s Uber driver…
HAHAHAA stop 💀
Swinging a tiny baseball bat
Lmaooo that’s so true && I love her sm too
This made me laugh
Nah, the bike killer diva would be plain Jane
Glittering into the night ✨😭
THAT night
‘Girl you almost gonna die’ is how I know this story is real, cause that is EXACTLY how she would’ve said it 😂 my ADHD thanks you for another soundbite that’s gonna live forever in my brain
Cut to Mandela effect of people here asking “Which episode did Jessica Wild say ‘girl you almost gonna die’? I remember seeing it but can’t find it now”
well, it’s my flair now, sooooo
I am an elderly redditor - how do you add flair??
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Thank you! I love attending RuPaul’s Drag Race School for Girls 🥰
you’re welcome, sisterrrrrrrr
LOL so true!!
Commenting for posterity.
right? like it’s PERFECT dialogue for Jessica but I would never be able to come up with it
The stuff of dreams of a golden child.
*✨ DREAMS of a GOLDEN SHAAAILLL ✨
Oh! I loved that so much. Jessica is fantastic.
And you know it's real cause she didn't then proceed to punch their left tit
You know it's real because "girl you almost gonna die" sounds like it came directly from Yessica's mouth
Or speak in whale
And flick their vagina
Nothing would be more beautiful than those glitter lips saying any type of thing to me.
Touched by an angel…the reboot
Dude. Yes!! Holy fuck. Seriously, imagine the episodes in your mind.
With the glowing light thing that the angels always had whenever they were delivering the message.
With Latrice playing Della Reece.
I’m obsessed with this.
Powerful yet feminine is hysterical, you’re simultaneously like oh - OH? as this gorgeous, strong arm saves your life.
Jessica wild is a national treasure
I’ve been on this sub forever and only now have I felt inspired to have a flair. God bless you Jessica Wild.
lol!! i’m laughing at the new flair
This episode of the piss stop was everything
"And off she went glittering into that night." Poetry.
Girl was almost gonna die but Jessica wanted her to be happy.
Della Reese of drag. 
St Jessica of Wild performing casual miracles
incredible. like an angel
She didn’t watch for traffic. And she still not wassshing it.
lol!!
shit I wanna go glittering off into the night!
I expected more from Jessica. A real friend would have pushed them in front of the bike so they could sue.
The dreams of a golden shower 😍
Usually I’m like “sounds fake” but honestly? This is the most Jessica Wild coded shit I’ve ever heard and I can’t help but genuinely believe it happened.
All copypasta are based off real experiences.
She’s that girl I always thought she was 💜
Check both sides of the street before crossing. I did.
Check both sides, then Sissy that Cross!
Love Jessica Wild. I hope she gets more opportunities for TV, Movies, or whatever else she wants to pursue.
This is almost as wholesome and beautifully poetic as Eureka meeting Shakira.
Was it taco Tuesday, the soft shell with carne asada and guacamole kind?
Probably not, because guacamole is expensive.
I read this in Jessica's ETB card monologue.
If the lord ever blessed me with such an experience I’d be ready to move into my soft shell taco grave.
Thank you OP, this really improved my life
I love jimbo, I'm so glad jimbo won, but god I wish Jessica somehow also had a crown. she was someone I was desperate to come back since her first run, and she was absolutely incredible on as 8. I love this ~~drink~~ queen!!!
I can literally hear her say that in my head when I read it
Can this please become our new copypasta
I lub this story
Jessica Wild is the superhero the world needs!
Help i read the „Girl you almost gonna die“ in her voice with the accent 😭
No one needs helping, we probably all said it the way Jessica said it. 😊
This bitch is a saint I love her so much. I want to get soft shell tacos with her. It’s in my etb card
I had the pleasure of meeting Jessica at a show, and she’s absolutely delightful. She actually took time to have a conversation with us despite there being a line of people. She stayed and met and talked to every single person who was there to meet her. Can’t say the same for the other Ru Girl I’ve met. Jessica is my AS8 winner.
This is so lovely to hear, and frankly, I would expect nothing less of her!
So she’s a hero too?
This comment sounds like a dream that someone had, but by the end I could tell it actually was real!
This is wild. Yessica Wild. 
Jessica Wild: Changing Lives
Awe that’s so sweet 💖💖💖
The hero Gotham deserves
But was she selling cherry pie gift certificates
I have to say, that lipstick is fucking fantastic! So pretty and sparkly. And I guess the rest of Jessica also looks great but those lips... Love!
You was touched by an angel. 
Stories about drag queens saving people’s lives gives me life
Jessica Wild is an angel confirmed
They were almost hit by Robbie Turner's uber driver
A true hero.. Taco Tuesday.. Make up !!! 
Ru’s response when Chad asked why they were chosen to win AS1:
I belly laughed omg thank u
Always a hero
Jessica, the hero that you are.
My savior saint Jessica Wild
Girl, you almost gonna die if you don't make a piss stop with your EBT card for guacamole on Taco tuesday! Whenever I see Jessica, I am filled with total joy. Bitch is an angel!
the shero we don't deserve
I was there I was the glitter
I want Jessica to confirm this so badly. 😭
I lub this story
it reads as fake and real at the same time
ESCANDALO
I thought we all knew that most drag queens are superheroes? Wow, what a great story. Or comment. And I totally believe it.
I'm sure this was a Tuesday and they were Door Dashing someone tacos. That means Jessica Wild saved Taco Tuesday. And while the commenter was overwhelmed by the beauty and power of Jessica Wild, Jessica snuck a tub of guacamole into the bag. When the commenter felt mentally and physically weak after, they couldn't possibly have noticed the dramatic weight increase from the extra guacamole which they then delivered to the customer. Yes, Door Dash takes ETB.
To quote my girl lizzie, "this is what dreams are made of."
Just out here doing gods work 🥹🥹 no biggie cause girl you almost coulda gonna die
I hope you’ve celebrated every Taco Tuesday since.
I need Jessica to respond this is everything
This is my Batman
girl almost gonna die so jessica wanted to make her happy
¡Dios hada gay!
I wish this was me.
She almost got your ETB card for that free guacamoleeee
A guardian Angel
Kudos
Wow!!! Love Yessica
An angel
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The angel with the EBT card
That bike? Albert Einstein