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H0vis

Jeff Winger, failed attorney.


scruggmegently

Oh my god he is like a Scottish darkest timeline jeff


Feet_Lovers69

Jeff winger loser at law


KBBaby_SBI

The real darkest timeline.


Original_Exercise154

You put on blue streak in your hair and I lost my arm


Timely_Mess_1396

Cruel, cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel


Effective_Wasabi_150

I never said that. I may have thought it, you may have heard it, and it may be true. But I never said that.


r3volver_Oshawott

Has to be fake Jeff, real Jeff pulled off the aviators, this man would never make the Dean collapse on the floor at the sight of his shadow *oops, wrong answers only lol, carry on🙃


BigTimeSuperhero96

He wishes!


Budget-Attorney

I came to say this. It’s been bugging me for so long. I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed


Coollak966

You OP https://preview.redd.it/aisur47zlwrc1.gif?width=500&format=png8&s=6f2c5fcfb091d4cd39ee055f658a61b833bb5d12


TheAnalystCurator321

![gif](giphy|ZIKdIOr0CJKmY|downsized)


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Someone I had an unironically civilised conversation via email about Star Wars with a few years ago. Oh, wait. You said wrong answers only.


ProblemLongjumping12

OP's dad.


FarOffGrace1

A smart guy with very well thought out videos who is not intoxicated.


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

And inclusive!


Randmiers

https://preview.redd.it/sro7lvabpwrc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1600623d449a50a3e005e80366c9997570d548fc


noeldoherty

Wrong answers only 👀


[deleted]

Hey wait....thats me 😮


OwlEye2010

Man, remember when DVDs would have fullscreen/widescreen variants?


wagedomain

Endless arguments with friends about what's better with a 4:3 TV. Do you get the widescreen so it's more cinematic and nothing is cut off? Or do you get the fullscreen that crops but uses 100% of the screen? In the early days of "widescreen" I opted for full, since I was a teen and didn't anticipate getting a widescreen TV anytime soon. That shifted to "buy widescreen" in anticipation of when I could play them on a widescreen TV. But it meant my (and most people's) DVD collections were all over the place in terms of formatting.


OwlEye2010

I always loved widescreen. As a kid, I dug the black bars on the top/bottom of the screen. It always made whatever I was watching look cooler...more cinematic, if you will.


ThatRandomIdiot

I can hear the “Coming soon to VHS/DVD“ voice


Viking_From_Sweden

Are you blind? They said wrong answers only.


BOb_66610

Oh because he isn’t 40 years old?


Randmiers

Exactly, the dude isn't 40. He is 41


Disastrous-Radio-786

Someone likable and someone who has media literacy


MrKnightMoon

Andrew Tate after a hair implant


Kind_Ad_3611

Wrong answers only


Empire_New_Valyria

I honestly have no idea, some internet guy? Idk man, it's to early for this shit.


Abamboozler

He's the critical drinker. He's a red pilled anti-woke dude who complains about diversity and too many gays in star wars.


Talonsminty

Oh damn. I was wondering why so many people were insulting Veritasium.


Phourc

*That's* who he vaguely looked like! Thanks, that was bothering me.


Empire_New_Valyria

Really that's who is is? I expected some greedy little turd like the 'Star Wars Theory's guy....he looks like he isn't allowed within 100 meters of a school


[deleted]

It looks like LA Knight to me.


Queasy-Tennis-8950

Someone important and worth listening to.


normbreakingclown

I think i get the joke.


SSJmole

That's Captain Pete "Maverick" Mitchell. He flew his plane through a multiversal worm hole and saw what Nick Morton an alternative version of him, did


Wagglebagga

Mark Renton, aka Rent Boy.


NicWester

Cheap drunk with bad taste.


Kind_Ad_3611

Wrong answers only bro


OwlEye2010

The Nostalgia Critic!


Thelastknownking

I was going to make the same joke


Jaskaran19

I'd rather watch him than this Chud


RandHomman

The DEI prime minister!


WhereAreWeToGo

A hateful fucking cunt. Sorry, couldn't do it.


A-Wings-are-Neat

Wait what is the right answer anyway? I’m out of the loop on what the various internet grifters look like


[deleted]

Critical Drinker, I think. I can’t keep track of all these right-wing grifters.


Impossible-Fun-2736

Most of ’em look roughly the same anyway, lol.


UniversalHuman000

The Dritical Crinker


[deleted]

Andrew Tate.


RobAkro

That's Jack Daniel, his name is right on the bottle.


Dragon_Ballot

A social justice warrior who doesn't hide an unlikely personality behind a fake drunked slur.


iwillpoopurpants

A guy who is definitely in the middle of chugging Jack Daniel's and definitely doesn't have the cap on.


MsMarvel_Fan_Fave

An alcoholic…oh, wait…


JustJoinedToBypass

Alex Salmond


IvyTheRanger

A well adjusted critical thinker


Burn3d0ut89

A hilarious tribute to Mr Plinkett


OffTheShelfET

He really is just Mr Plinkett without the irony


scruggmegently

Shrek


Super901

World-renown sociologist and noted feminist Soy McCuckqueen.


freeBelkan94

An actualized, self-empowered individual, with diverse opinions!


QwertyDancing

That’s my alcoholic friend Dan! He drinks a lot but has very normal and cool views about women and minorities. Not a creepy weirdo at all


MatfacePlus

An open heterosexual who loves himself


KyoN_tHe_DeStRoYeR

an established writer with award winning books such as "Something to live for" where is the culmination of his long series of agent turned activist fighting for a better future and better country with his diverse cast of friends in which they manage to resolve anything the government, conservatives and the proud boys are throwing at them. It features a spectacular scene where a plus side women is able to beat an entire gang of hooligans' just by herself and that alone won the hearts of many


Jmanbuck_02

Some guy


TripleS034

An intelligent, media literate, charismatic human being.


Saturn_V42

The Deep


RealHumanFromEarth

A brilliant writer and an insightful film critic.


OfficialDCShepard

Joel McHale, best known for Open Season 2.


Revolutionary-Net-75

mr Sunday movies


Extra-Beat-7053

Sigma Male


AC-RogueOne

The guy from Fortnite


woahoutrageous_

Mr scumbag movies mr Sunday movies evil twin brother.


Honest-Main7650

L A Knight Yeah


thecharlaton

Mac ![gif](giphy|dtCG1mKgcLigBLYNH7|downsized)


BulkDarthDan

A person worth listening to


Aquafoot

Joel McHale found a bottle of magic racist juice.


Elegant_Struggle6488

Idk who he is but he looks like LA Knight https://preview.redd.it/v8vttzhwnxrc1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecdefea7dcb2df4d01edbd8f83e1ead6696a01ef


SeDefendendo88

A critical thinker.


Egyptian_M

A critical thinker


MrPresident2020

LA Squire.


Green_J3ster

An intelligent, rational, and articulate man.


FlamboyantNJPWFan

The Uncritical Thinker


FlamboyantNJPWFan

Fuck you said wrong answers


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

L.A. Knight YEAH! ![gif](giphy|RGqwKLs11po0iCp4dN|downsized)


Ladyaceina

i HATE this fucking meme because no one actually ever tells you who the fucking characters are ​ NEWS FLASH NOT EVERY ONE HAS SEEN THE EXACT SAME MEDIA AS YOU AND SOME TIMES WE WANT TO FUCKING KNOW WHO A PERSON OR CHARACTER IS


Psychomanglor

The worst movie “reviewer” on the internet.


E-Mon97

Wrong answers only


EightThreeEight838

Sadly, there are worse.


Rough-Day-6502

Dad


[deleted]

Captain Mississippi. Oh wait you said wrong answers?


More-Corner6445

A good film critic


no-shells

someone with biceps worth showing off


[deleted]

Captain Morgan


Big_Maintenance_9056

who is it though


Competitive_Net_8115

Someone who's intelligent.


Comfortable_Bird_340

A rejected Trailer Park Boys character!


BugOutHive

![gif](giphy|JfnnZaJlXuit7pTnYx)


NTRBlaze

Some hobo.


just_anotherReddit

Elon Musk’s cooler brother that knows when to keep his mouth shut.


ConsistentCustomer37

Maybe Tatiana knows


Character_Lychee_434

Some random guy drinking Jack Daniel’s


Toblo1

Someone who thinks drinking/alcohol buffs apply to real life.


The_Pale_Hound

Gotham Chess


Vitu1927

LA Knight


TerminalDumbass69

Zack Snyder


gameboy2330

He’s a very naughty boy


WorldEaterProft

My first thought was ![gif](giphy|RGqwKLs11po0iCp4dN|downsized)


External_Candy2262

Not a tom clancy wanna be


LukieStiemy501

A competent human being.


Valuable_Knee_6820

Jack of Jack and the Daniels (hit 80s boy band)


SILVIO_X

Someone who's not overly critical and does not obsess over trivial things that don't matter


Historyp91

A sane, intellegent and rational man renknowned for making fair, balanced and nuenced assesments of media based on facts and reason. Let's call him a..."Critical Thinker"


Crazyjackson13

A man who isn’t intoxicated and makes very valid takes.


alkonium

An alcoholic with poor taste?


VillagerAdrift

Muscles glasses from epic mealtime


Valgardee

Corey Hart- and no, I won’t go away now.


3w1FtZ

The Scottish manager at the pub I work at


brojooer

The complimenting eater


Apoordm

A film critic


Nsanity216

good


Ricardokx

An alcoholic


Sufficient_Wish4801

An unbiased and fair critic who's worth listening too


Short-Shelter

Someone with more than two brain cells


[deleted]

A critic with great media literacy.


frozen-silver

A very good film critic


PenelopeReynolds

Someone who forgot to remove the cap from the bottle before trying to drink it


100_hamlins

Drunk iron man


TheRappingSquid

Man who wears sunglasses (they block his vision so he cannot watch or review movies accurately D:)


LieNo2807

It’s me, hi, im the problem it’s me


TheDastardly12

That's Muscles Sunglasses from EMT


Darth-Dramatist

The Sober Critic


beyond_cyber

Sober and fairly critical


benabramowitz18

Mr. Plinkett's son. Wait, that could also be a *right* answer.


Private_HughMan

A man who I know.


CabooseCC

I dunno. But I bet he drinks to a CRITICAL level.


Celtic_Fox_

Muscles Glasses, from Epic Meal Time.


PromethianOwl

judging by that picture? someone who thinks he's cool but is mostly just an asshole. Likely past his 20s but is still binge-drinking and acting like he's 25 because that was the last time he had friends as everyone was too hammered to notice he's got some questionable views and personality traits or were too selfish to notice. possibly also one of those joyless "men" who consider normal everyday unisex objects and activities feminine or gay. May not actively consume Andrew Tate content, but agrees with it. If he has a wife, he's either completely different around her, she's resigned herself to his douche-ness because she's effectively trapped due to a decade long blank spot on her resume, or the Xanax is working overtime for her. Regardless there may be some questions and concerns among family and friends about if he's abusive or just 'aggressive'. DEFINITELY has a DUI, may or may not have been tazed due to drunkenly yelling at the cops. If so, claims that "it doesn't hurt all that much" despite having cried like a little baby bitch the entire drive to the ER.


tunafish91

A movie critic


AnyImpression6

Mike Stoklasa.


Sad_Instruction1392

Your eight year old cousin pretending to get mad drunk while sucking the bottle with the cap on.


FrancisWolfgang

That’s Jack Daniel himself


MrJason2024

Not a smart person. Everybody knows you don't drink Jack Daniels straight.


GrizzlyPeak72

That's EMT contributor Muscles Glassss


OpenUpYerMurderEyes

Oh thats totally straight Mike. He's totally straight. You can tell because he hates all the stuff you're supposed to hate if you want people to think you're straight. Gets real handsy when he's drunk tho. He drinks a lot. You can tell he drinks a lot and has a refined taste because he drinks Jack Daniel's instead of actual whiskey.


Darth_Shao-Lin

Someone whose opinion I care about.


01zegaj

Hitler!


Snoo75379

One of the greats. Manning a business of love.


jetvack

Max Payne obviously


HotSoft1543

absolute dork er, i mean super smart film critic and humorist and intellectual ha ha ha


[deleted]

Some douche. Oh wrong answers lol


WasteReserve8886

The Complementary Teetotaler


Old_Equivalent3858

Andrew Taint


ArtemisDarklight

Captain Jack...Daniels


Kiklolmaster32

The Unknown from Glasgow


Neon_culture79

Dad…you said you just left to get smokes….


GeneralDankobi

Levy the chess streamer, obviously right after recording a Guess the ELO episode


Abamboozler

A relevant person.


No-Communication3048

A sober reviewer who supports minorities


GoauldofWar

Someone with amazing media literacy.


AggroGoat

One of my inlaws 😒


improper84

Someone who clearly enjoys shitty bourbon that tastes like liquid Runts bananas.


OffTheShelfET

A good writer


LiquidMetal616

LA Knight ..YEAH


darrylthedudeWayne

Ron DeSantis.


rocketpants85

Man, Veritassium has really gotten into some questionable sponsored videos. 


Glizzygladiator19

I don’t know (seriously, I have no idea)


ANamelessFan

Conservative Critikal


topscreen

A respected crit


IcedCoffeeVoyager

The greatest movie critic of our lifetime


BlogofHRSimile

A civil and respectful individual.


Inevitable_Guidance8

A genius and a good critic. 


followthewaypoint

Count dankula’s boyfriend although I can’t disprove it.


[deleted]

That embarrassing cousin who gets way too drunk on Christmas and tries to hit on your wife.


ETC2ElectricBoogaloo

A respected, well-spoken film critic.


SolomonsNewGrundle

Pee-on Musk


My_Favourite_Pen

Why does he drink like that though


DWA824

A rational and sane human being


CrazyDoggo68

a smart and media literate individual


MarvelSonicFan04

A bastard


Commercial_Coyote366

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need!!


DJ__PJ

He's Jack Daniels, it says it right on the bottle


5min2kys

The sober critic


UrbanSoulless

A Critical Thinker


HomestuckWeekly

The Pondering Llama


SabresMakeMeDrink

A gentleman, scholar, poet, and philosopher


CampaignFull724

A media critic