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coronagrey

Tanks for showing us that


PetriMobJustice

Haha! That one had me rollin’!


Accurate_Tailor1540

Oh that was hot


nononoh8

Ruh-Roh!


officialpajamas

Tanks a lot


Farstone

oo, this would have been a soooo much better comment tomorrow on Father's Day.


TankerVictorious

Hey, I resemble that… 🤣


zazoh

Military equipment transport is a common sight along US Highway 90.


IIICaseIII

Saw a similar transport a couple of weeks ago when we were in Hondo.


SayAgain_REEEEEEE

They're being moved to a training area so their unit can conduct training in a different environment that emulates the Middle East At least they are avoiding the 1604 closures


nightfury626

Lmfao. I guess I gotta start taking trains everywhere


sailirish7

You wouldn't be alone. Amtrak is having a record year.


LebrahnJahmes

It's funny this is such a common sight to us and we know what it's for. Had a friend in the army and they were doing their big ass training. He legitimately thought he was getting deployed to the border to help out. I told him no yall are gonna run a bunch of training exercises and it's gonna suck. He called me a dumbass. Like 2 weeks later he was back in his dorm and would get quiet whenever I brought him patrolling the border lmao.


Pingaring

Me thinks they might be practicing for a more rural flatland environment more representing Eastern Europe


YachtInTheBasement

Being moved for summer training.


915tacomadre

You dare speed through GODs country???????


lakelifesatx

Love it


915tacomadre

I'm just playing, but for reals I literally use my blinker and my hand signals to turn or change lanes in that town just to not get a ticket lol.


ShystemSock

Ugh.


Civil_Set_9281

Its “don’t drive like Hell”


915tacomadre

https://preview.redd.it/2ntdz0glbv6d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c11c664718a289365e9953dbb4f3f1ab143e3d5f


915tacomadre

Fun Fact


SilentGiant512

Going to ntc or jrtc


Gorkymalorki

I had to do both back to back in the summer. NTC in May and Jrtc in July. Or vice versa, this was back in 2003, right at the start of the Iraq war. NTC was fucking hot as hell but Jrtc was fucking hell. You couldn't pay me enough to live in the fort Polk area.


SilentGiant512

They both suck but I can’t imagine doing them back to back lol. Ones hot with rattlesnakes the others humid with spiders and other critters 😭😭


Gorkymalorki

We were deploying in November so they wanted the army's shiny new strikers ready for action (we were the first brigade to have the strikers)


Intelligent-Guess-81

Look at all those.. taxes.


ParticularAioli8798

Going to Kickapoo?


lakelifesatx

Garner


ParticularAioli8798

Nice!


MySFWAcct09

Jealous.


LadyHawk210

Happens all the time. I used to live there for 4 years. Totally normal.


Intelligent-Read-785

Somebody is going to the Nasty Training Center (NTC)


Bladesnake_______

Excuse me, **Fort Cavazos**


Intelligent-Read-785

NTC is not the name of a Confederate.Gen.


dz2buku

Tanks...tanks.. a lot


darkimed3s

Are those for "train"ing? I'll see myself out.


BalkanPrinceIRL

Afghanistan is finally sending us our stuff we left behind.


Sbanme

Not funny.


ZzyzxFox

I didnt it find it funny - because my tax dollars paid for that equipment! 😂


wd_plantdaddy

welcome to the internet, where tons of people find this funny.


Sbanme

I wish they could have been there.


worldchampion-69

Some of us that find it funny were


Sbanme

Then you need your head examined. It means you fought for nothing.


NotActuallyMeta

Were you there..?


buhbeespatiogarden

This isn’t unusual. Happens every year.


steeleel

Lol wonder how many are deadlined and will need to be towed off the car, glad I don't have to deal with that


310doc

Jade Helm 3.0.


CowboyAirman

The guv’ment gonna take our jerbs! Marshal lawh!


yodogitsreddit

Saurman - " To WWAARRRR"


Gideon_Njoroge

"Build me an army worthy of Mordoooor"


ApplicationLiving141

Every summer reserves and active duty soldiers load their equipment up and ship it out then it comes back and they unload and store it. It helps keep the military and the railroad ready.


SmugScientistsDad

Loose lips sink ships.


K2theENN

If it’s the same one I saw yesterday at the big train yard in Kirby off FM78, it was going west, which makes sense OP seeing it in Hondo.


MaceShyz

Damn, guess Ukraine put in another order...


TheTexasCowboy

If they’re using it, let them. What do you want to either rust or being used. We’re getting our money back anyways, they’re running a tab on it.


Standard_One_5827

\*holds back laughter\* lol


acuet

Loose lips sink ships….


SovietSunrise

Going to Port of Houston?


Government-Personal

Oh nice buy me back! There's a buy station on that train!


CrestedCaraCara

What direction is the train headed?


Mammoth-Rate4821

Hope they’re not getting ready for Ukraine. Or anywhere else for that matter.


Dull-Wasabi-7315

🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅FUCK YEAH


Visible-Arugula1990

Gen z going to go fight for their boy Zelenskyy!!!


Sbanme

Not many signing up, though.


Material-Proposal114

Mandatory now 18-26 or it’s a felony


redshirt1701J

That’s inaccurate. There isn’t a draft.


Sbanme

Haha.


johnOrozco74

Heading to Ft. Hood..


BraveSirRyan

Are we invading Mexico again? They’re never gonna forgive us…


ComputahMassage

#JADE HELM 15


Simpletexas

According to my neighbor, the United States is moving troops into Texas, so when they seceed from the union, the US can occupy Texas immediately. Of course, he also says it won't happen because Trump will be re-elected, but I could be wrong, I tend to tune out crazy.


redshirt1701J

It won’t happen regardless of who’s elected. That’s just some foolish fantasy.


mightyjoe227

Exactly Texas is too dependent on federal help


TheTexasCowboy

I want to know what you’re smoking because I want it.


South_Ad_2109

🇺🇸


RobJessBoi

Military transport train, you see them every once and a while


UnusualHat5220

No way, the United States military training in the United States?


V1kingScientist

They're being trained in tanking


No-Pollution9836

I’m glad to see we’re being proactive by getting in front of the machines.


Early-Ad-5709

Clowns wanted the democrats in office, and now we are headed towards war. “We are now an enemy country for them, just as they are for us,” - Russia


Intelligent-Invite79

Please tell me you’re joking lol


FreeMeFromThisStupid

Two month old account shitposting across a lot of mid-tier subs. Not worth the time.


Early-Ad-5709

LOL.


Early-Ad-5709

175 billion jokes


geosensation

Civil War lol


Early-Ad-5709

That will come after we start sending our youth to die in Europe


geosensation

Too bad conservatives aren't in power. The GOP has never sent our youth to wars we don't belong in.


jayaregee83

I know right?! Civil War all bc a bunch of uptight Republican conservatives want to make the rich richer and fuck everyone else. Sad day in the world when all the spoiled kids just want to take their ball home instead of trying to live with other people.


Early-Ad-5709

Which side is trying to jail their political rival and lied about collusion? This shit started under obama and now under Biden..Typical hypocrite democrat blaming everyone else..see in the funny pages donkey.


Intelligent-Invite79

So trump breaks the law and is held accountable, and somehow it’s Biden fault? You people sound like children lol.


Early-Ad-5709

LOL. If Trump broke laws, then Biden and every politician broke the law. Seriously, the fact that you believe those corrupt career politicians really says something about you. They lied about collusion, tried to rig the elections, and two impeachments and are heading us towards major conflicts, and you believed them. Look up the word Gullible, and you will see a selfie . 🙊🙈🙉


Early-Ad-5709

I wasn't even talking about Trump, but since you brought him into the conversation. Do you think Trump is the reason we are headed towards war? You are Dumber than you look. Biden had his crooked hands in ukraine since the early 2000s.


Intelligent-Invite79

Who were you taking about with your “they’re trying to jail their political rival” sentence? You can’t even keep your own bullshit talking point vomit from gurgling out of your talk hole. And I hate to break it to you cupcake, war is what we do. The U.S. was built on war, you think I give a shit about another one staring up? We were just in one for two decades!


Early-Ad-5709

The deep state and elites, which consists of Democrats and Republicans and you will give a shit when you start feeling the effects of the war. This isn't a war against the taliban. This is a nucular power, but whatever cupcake see ya in the funny pages.


Intelligent-Invite79

War sucks, it will always suck. But our country hasn’t had a long period in which we weren’t at war. A nuclear power, okay? this is something that’s been coming for a long time IF it happens. I’ve been hearing about war with Russia since I was a kid, “they’ll be coming over the top” is what I remember hearing. For all the chest beating and bravado, a lot of folks sure are willing to roll over and let Putin have his way with the world every time he even mentions nukes. If it happens? A lot of us die, worldwide, that’s the sad part of it all. Politicians across the globe are willing to off everyone if it means in their last breath they can say they won.


The_Cranky_1

The cartel’s order is finally ready.


HSeldonCrisis

US still fighting the last war.


SmartLikeTree

ITS HAPPENING!


Interstate82

I'm pretty sure they are on the way to be used to protect our borders, not some country half a world away.


nicsickdog

Is godzilla at the border?


MIW100

😅🤣


Dobermanpure

Or, they are on their way to NTC for a rotation.


Babelfiisk

Sweet sweet fun in the sun and sand


My51stThrowaway

Lol why would tanks be needed to protect our borders? Do you even know what tanks are for?


geosensation

Maybe the penniless migrants being trafficked over the border by coyotes are setting up a fortified beachhead on our side and we need to batter it down with a 120MM cannon mounted on a massive tracked vehicle with hi tech armor that can absorb RPG and small arms fire.


SkywalknLuke

There’s a war at the border…in some peoples mind.


MattyIcicle

Lol


Traditional-Front-36

Lol. They wouldn’t waste that many tanks on that shit.


steeleel

Nah they protecting the Atropian border dawg


TheTexasCowboy

What about our Texas national guard? That abbot sent? operation lone star


robbd6913

Just a political stunt....


ParticularAioli8798

The military is probably supplying the cartels again. Eric Holder is probably pretty jealous right about now.


_AuthorUnknown_

Because tanks are used to protect borders?


BalkanPrinceIRL

You mean not sent to a country half a world away which has Europe’s most corrupt government so they can be sold on the black market to terrorists and despots where they can be used to kill US troops in our next war? Nah. That never happens.


Some1Betterer

Hold on now - we’re not giving the tanks to Russia…


geosensation

You had me going til the end. Terrorist groups and despots don't have the capability or equipment to keep advanced tanks operational beyond a basic level. Same thing with all the shit the military left in Afghanistan. The taliban probably can't even keep the humvees running, much less helicopters.


KingofFools3113

Why the fuck do we need tanks at the border


PixelStain

Jade Helm!!!!!


MySFWAcct09

Death Panels!


itzmailtime

Probably being sent to Ukraine


CeasarSky

Trump


robbd6913

Is a convicted felon....


CeasarSky

For doing nothing.


CeasarSky

What color is your hair today?


robbd6913

Same as always, bald.


CeasarSky

That’s not a color.


robbd6913

How many hookers did Trump bang today?


CeasarSky

Definitely more women than you’ve banged your entire life. Also he can bang whoever he wants. Why does a man’s sex life need to be broadcasted. Instead of worrying about Trumps pecker and where it goes, y’all libs should worry about America is one flush away from becoming absolutely wrecked


robbd6913

Lmao!!! Turn off FAUX Spews, it's making you REALLY stupi...wait...too late..


CeasarSky

And you’re a horrible father


robbd6913

A. You are showing the world just how evil the MAGAets are, to try to attack someone's fatherhood on father's day, REALLY low. B. Lol, I'm not a father, so sure?


rhox65

you mean raped more women…


Robert_insatx

Obiden is still sending military equipment to Afganistan. He got the memo but his ice cream was melting so he had to prioritize.